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It's is surprising when some people who know next to nothing about the politics of a state come here to blab. How many of you have been to Oyo state before? Or when was the last time you were in Oyo state?
Ajimobi is seen more or less as an Ibadan governor and because he has concentrated his works in Ibadan to the detriment of other parts. Whether you like it or not, civil servants especially teachers crown governors in Oyo state, once you lose their support just bid goodbye. Ladoja revels in the fact that Oyo state workers like him, Ajimobi is seen more or less as an elitist governor. Akala performed well but his owanbe style and uncouth foul-mouthed rants added to his run in with Alaafin truly denied him in 2011. Akala spread development in Oyo state, he spends money earning him the nickname "buje budanu". Most people detest Ajimobi because he's "stingy". Being seen as stingy is different but being stingy and looting is another. People knew Akala looted yet they still love him because he really distributes money to every sector.
Another point is this, gather 10 people in Oyo state and ask for the name of the deputy governor, I'll be liberal to say 2 would know his name. The man is almost non-existent, he's totally sidelined and just occupying a space. Aunty Florence (Ajimobi's wife) is the de-facto deputy. You can't get anything done without her blessings. These are the factors against Ajimobi.
Now to the election permutations.
There are 5 major contenders- Akala (LP), Ladoja (Accord), Ajimobi (APC), Teslim Folarin (PDP), Seyi Makinde (SDP). Of the 5 the three strongest are Ladoja, Akala and Ajimobi. Akala holds sway in Ogbomosho and will DEFINITELY win at least 85% of votes there. He's loved and adored in Oke Ogun. The strongest politicians in Oke Ogun are not in APC. Talk of Hosea Agboola, Sarafadeen Alli, and the strong man Koleosho has been engaged in a bitter war with Ajimobi over the control of the state machinery of the APC. Besides Oke Ogun has always been and is still a PDP stronghold. The 3 serving senators in the state are in the opposition. Hosea Agboola was elected on the PDP platform, Ayo Adeseun has decamped from APC to PDP while Femi Lanlehin who stepped down for Ajimobi in 2011 and was compensated with the Senate slot has also decamped from APC to Accord. Ajimobi has no senator in his party. 4 of the 3 candidates are from Ibadan and they will share the votes from Ibadan the bulk of which is going to Ladoja while Akala will surely make in-roads, Ogbomosho is on lockdown for Akala while the bulk of Oke Ogun votes will go to him. Ajimobi has the edge in Oyo town with four local governments due to Alaafin's influence but Kameel is in LP and will garner sizeable number for Akala while Bisi Ilaka of Accord going for Senate is popular and will also deliver for Ladoja
QUOTE ME ANYWHERE
The contest in Oyo state is between Akala and Ladoja, Ajimobi is a goner. This is Oyo state and not Lagos.

Ambode the faster.

Hmmm

The All Progressives Congress governorship
candidate for Lagos State, Mr Akinwunmi Ambode,
on Saturday said the party would use the remaining
days before elections to fast and pray for victory.
Ambode made this known while addressing APC
members and supporters in Lagos, who engaged in a 9.2km walk.
He addressed the APC members and supporters at
the Teslim Balogun Staduim, Surelere, Lagos, where
they ended the walk.
“We will commit the remaining days before the
elections to fasting and prayers and ensure that APC
gets 100 per cent votes,” Ambode said.
Ambode said APC had proven a point with the walk.
According to him, the party will give prosperity to
Nigerians, if voted for.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the walk
tagged “March For Change” was flagged off by the
National Leader of the party, Chief Bola Tinubu, at
Maryland at 8.00a.m.
The walk terminated at 1.05p.m. at the stadium.
In his address, Tinubu, appealed to Nigerians to vote for the party’s candidates in the forthcoming general elections.
Tinubu, the immediate past Governor of Lagos State,
said the party’s presidential candidate, retired Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari, was passionate about
transforming the country.
“I thank you all for the walk today. Now, we have
marched for that change we are clamouring for;
marching for common sense revolution.

THE COMMENTS
Olawale
These politicians can be clowns and believe in their
own junk. Fasting and Praying for 100percent votes
is as Stupid as it can get. God is not mocked and to
drag God into their madness is even more gulling.
They promised themselves 1.000.000 people march
and It appears they got a few 1,000. At least be
humble enough to say you flopped. If this was
about Buhari and not Tinubu. Why was Buhari not
there instead choosing to go and wish the man he
toppled Happy Birthday in a far away Sokoto.
Politicians and their wannabe!
AdemolaOluwa
Yes oooooooo!!! Pray Until Something Happen
(PUSH) Amen!!!
Maverick
We prayed in 2011 for God to give us a man of his
choice and he gave us Jonathan. All we need to do
now is to show God appreciation by reaffirming GEJ
till 2019.
#BlackMamba
No fasting can save you because JK is OK and GEJ is
our president
Bambam
If you just gathered one million Lagosians to
march..clap and sing for you and your corrupt
godfather Tinubu..how come you declaring 21 days
fasting again?..Tinubu won elections in 1999 and
2003 without even coming close to a million
votes..Fashola won in 2007 with just over a million
votes..so when Ambode has a million people
marching for him..he should be declaring
victory..jokers!!..Let’s remind them that the prayer
of a sinner and deceptive thieves like them is an
abomination in the sight of God the Bible says..In
God and Agbaje Lagosians trust..JK is OK!!
Datuowei Victor
I want Lagosians to be aware of the gimmicks of
APC, that the million man march is only aimed at
deceiving the onlooker that Ambode is popular.
Now, Ambode is saying that himself and other APC
members will fast and pray for electoral victory.
Take a second look at Ambode, does he look like a
deciplined person? I do not think that man can
deprive himself of a meal for just 3 hours, talk more
of a whole 21 days. We should not forget that
Fashola did not want him as his successor, if not for
the influence of baba at Bourdillon. After all, it is on
record that the Fashola administration pushed him
out of Alausa, even though, he (Ambode) is claiming
that he retired from service.
We have gone beyond party barriers, thus, in this
elections we will vote personalities, and Jimmy
Agbaje is our man!
Omo-Ola
Fasting or hunger strike, God is not on the side of
liars, u belong to evil kingdom, Association of Past
Criminals.
Al-kalifa
Fasting dont win Erections, sorry Elections. Dont
make Nigerians have stomach ulcer
GANI
A lagos for all is not negotiable whether or not
punch post my comment. And the days of slavery
shall be ended. Slavery to the god, the goddess
(distinguished senator), the godson honorable rep,
the god’sdaughter(Iyaloja general), the god’s empire
hitec, alpha beta. Lagos is not your estate, we are
not your laborers. Jk my first prayer is that u annul
the callous rip-off of the sweat of hardworking
lagosians through alpfa betA
objectivity2015
Tinubu, it’s over for you in Lagos…just embrace that
hurting reality.
Kingsley
Hitech & Alpha Betta are rendering services and are
getting paid for jobs done like every other company.
It’s on record that alpha Betta revolutionised
revenue collection in Lagos State. In consultancies
of this nature, payment of commission is legal &
normal. Even PDP states have understudied Lagos
State model and are now also implementing them
including auto registration popularly called autoreg.
This is far better than PDP govts across engaging in
outright looting & thieving under the protection of
president Jonathan.
James T
APC supporters should fast and pray to get you into
office, and after their fasting and prayer! You get
into office and start looting on a massive scale to
please your godfather, forgetting people that fasted
and prayed you into office. Only ‘mumuns’ will heed
your selfish call.
lol
The e-pigs are really jiltery of the crowd at the rally.
One of them is so blind with sentiment that he
could see only 1000 ppl on the street. Wao, the fear
of Tinubu/Buhari is indeed the beginning of mental
disorder for d leadership of poverty development
party. A party without justice-edwin Clark n muazu,
a party that sponsor boko haram-late NSA Patrick
Aziz. God, save us from ebele ‘Ebola’ clueless virus.
MuozobaClement
APC/BH prayers will come to nothing. #
saynotobuhari#
usman kadijat
Fast fr
jeminiwa ade
true, because there is fasting in the kingdom of
darkness where their likes belong to. after the blood
oath by Osinbajo and Tinubu. God will surely expose
these evil men
jeminiwa ade
after sucking the blood of the innocent while taking
oath
Aisha Thomas
hahahaha let them fast from now still the every day
of election.. it wont change a thing.. instead of them
to be fasting for buhari health ….. and pray that his
certificates come out…they are wasting their time
on a no answering matter… gej4naija
kubure shehu
A Note to our APC Friends: You can’t Build a
Reputation on what you are Going to do, prayers for
evil intention cannot been answered by GOD
almighty.ambode please take note
Ola
God who put him there is now ready to remove
him. Hear what the spirit is saying.
ogbuefiakajiaku
APC is going on hunger strike. Fasting without
searching the bible is mere hunger strike and I don’t
expect Buhari and Tinubu to search the
biblebecause they read the book of saSatan called
Koran. I expected Buhari to join the train as the
greatest beneficiary of the match but who did we
see the ceo of lagos Tinubu with the MD fashola. I
now believe Fayose the great Ekiti governor.
smart G
Fasting and praying without good deeds is an
abomination unto God. Can APC stop harassing
innocent men and women who “huzzle” for daily
bread on daily basis. Think of the lekki toll
extortion , the agbero extortion of over 5,000 per
bus per day in Lagos,the KAI extortion of Hawkers,
the Latma extortion, the alpha beta extortion etc
etc. Can APC just say no from Monday to these
crimes against lagosians. I forgot the confiscation of
okadas even in places not considered an
expressway.
Henry Onwugbenu
it is good to fast and pray, the bible made it clear
that in prayer and fasting make your supplication
known to God, but my dear Ambode, what of during
your fasting and prayer God appeared to you and
told you to tell Rtd GMB to step down, what will you
doing?
arlima ibrahim
APC is too late to cry, your fasting is like pouring
water into a basket, no amount of fasting can save
you now.give Buhari a granny leave to be with his
grandchildren.#gej4naija.
Paul Sani M
Like seriously? is it part of the campaign plan from
onset? It looks me like its an activity they decided to
do out of frustrations of the lengthy days ahead
before the elections. dont get me wrong thats a
noble thing to do but God that wants the best for us
individually and for our country Nigeria as a whole
will definitely choose our leaders not in the likes of
people that will deceive us and cheat us all in the
name of ”change”. To be frank APC dont have
nothing new to present Nigerians or even Lagosians
with. Ive gone through their various states and even
the national proposed manifesto and all i see is a
bunch of repetitions, sentences reconstructions and
copy and paste of english from the days of ANPP to
CPC and now to APC. Nigerians now are undergoing
transformation process and we are too busy doing
that that we can afford any deviation or interuption
of any sort, Not even in the name of Change. Buhari
and his i will do this and i will do that will not make
us change our minds on our ultimate goal: A
BETTER NIGERIA wit president GEJ. I urge all other
members of the APC that have not gotten the
schedule to please get the schedules and lets all
pray from today till the elections day that God grant
our president (GEJ) the grace to lead Nigeria for
better achievements from today till May 29th 2019.
#GEJ4Naija
Fernando Adeboye
how many fasting are APC embarking on now?
Wonders shall never cease. How long will they keep
fasting? No amount of prayers and fasting will save
APC in this battle as they term to call it. APC are
nuisance, liars forgers and smugglers now they
want to fast. No problem let them go ahead and
continue to dry uu like bonga fish ooooo. GEJ is our
man and the man of the people. #GEJ4naija
Haykins
If this man they hate so much, could nominate and
support the likes of Aregbesola, Fashola, Fayemi,
Oshiomole,Amosu and more recently Buhari and
compare this effort to a group who is championing
the cause of Fayose, Daniel, Kasamu, Gej and Jimi,
then I need not be told that something is completely
wrong with some people in Nigeria and that
explains why mediocre, hypocrites and impunity
strive in the entire systems.Take a deep and sincere
look at Nigeria and tell whether in the past six years
we have made progress or not?
Ladidi Danlami
No prayers can change the destiny of a man whose
divine mandate would elapse in 2019….. Thats
factual….. Thanksgiving galore awaits GEJ and its
supporters in the aftermath of the march polls….
GEJ all the way enroute 2019…. #GEJ4Naija
abibat musa
APC INDEED DESRVE THE PRAYER AND FASTING SO
THAT THEIR SCAM, FORGERY, LIES AND CRIMINAL
ACT WOULD BE FORGIVEN. APC MIND YOU FASTING
AND PRAYER DOES NOT WORK WITH A DIRTY
HEART.#GEJSTILL
abibat musa
DON’T ONLY FAST FOR THE POSITION OR SEAT
GREEDY, SELFCENTERED AND SELFISH PARTY, FAST
AND PRAY FOR THE COUNTRY YOU WILL RULE.#
GEJSTILL
goodnessiyke283
Abeg when is the fasting kicking off? na dry fasting
or will there be water for anybody that is tasty? and
i hope there will be no rain fall, when they are
gathered for there closing prayers because am
certain they cannot afford an umbrella, but am sure
they will be very ready to sweep away the water
shameless people nobi only fasting and praying na
fasting and thinking, guilty conscience, but i tell you
no amount of prayers can save you from this one #
NO2APC NO2BUHARI
Ladidi Danlami
No prayers can change the destiny of a man whose
divine mandate would elapse in 2019….. Thats
factual….. Thanksgiving galore awaits GEJ and its
supporters in the aftermath of the march polls….
GEJ all the way enroute 2019 and the gate of APC
shall never rise up against him…. #GEJ4Naija
arlima ibrahim
IF BUHARI FAST WITH APC HE WILL DIE BEFORE HIS
TIME, FAST FOR HIS RECOVERY AND REPENTANCE #
GEJ4NAIJA

How could I forget Palito radio

ElFenomeno1:
Your father and mother are fu...cking pillocks for giving birth to your sorry as.....shole!
May you get run over by a brakeless bus as you head home tonight.....
You bloody product of a senseless mating between a village slut who everything that moves has been inside of and a village drunkard who is also notorious for sniffing glue!
You should have been aborted in a gold circle condom
Simpleton!

Hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaaha. Still yet hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha. You can do better but stop crying goat. I can really sense your pain, it's so painful but you need not cry me a river. Frustration kills faster than HIV. Just like Alomo the truth is bitter. So once again see a dentist and if your situation defies medicine, try the traditional therapy. I can still smell your mouth from here. You are such a product of epic parental failure but what else will you expect from the mating of the village dog and the city drunk.

ElFenomeno1:
You dont just come to a public forum to open your stinking buccal cavity and spit nonsense!

Dumb fu.....ck!

I can smell your mouth from here. Just like Tinubu you have a chronic mouth odour. Whenever you talk your mouth oozes out a pungent stench of rotten menstrual blood. Aye e ma baje ni oloriburuku omo ale jati jati.

He should better go and join his brothers ISIS.

Abacha didn't steal, he looted. Buhari is right, stealing is different from looting.

And you called this size 36 massive?

If you see me drive by.......

Sunnypar:
I am impressed, but you do not use both legs to kick an object. Get clients first and venue would not be a challenge. Well done.

Thanks for the encouragement bro. I initially thought about using the spacious backyard in my sister's place but it seems her landlord is not disposed to such so I've been taken off balance, I need to find another place that'll be low cost to do it.

Sequel to my post about forming a lesson group, I've received calls from some people who have indicated their interest. I want to tell them that I've taken down their numbers and the subjects they are willing to handle. The problem we are currently facing is venue. People are not willing to give out spaces for us cheaply, in fact I've been surprised by the prices being quoted. I'm already looking out for alternatives and once done, I'll get all the people who have called me informed.
There is currently the need for a home lesson teacher for two kids around Meiran side. Basic 3 and JSS2. If you can handle the two kids in 4 or 5 subjects each and you stay around that side, kindly contact me on 08030783741 ASAP. Fee is negotiable with the parents. Thanks.

Good day everybody. I'm planning on starting a home lesson around Oshodi/Bolade/Shogunle axis for JAMB, SSCE, NECO and JSS3 exams candidates. There are students available and willing to enrol. But you know that one man cannot take all subjects, I need like 3 or 4 people who I can partner with. NB: it's less capital intensive and it will just be for students in the neighbourhood. I think it's better than just sitting at home or continuing to look for school jobs that are non-existent. If you are interested you can contact me on 08030783741 or 08097843667.

HzRF:
My state gov destination is Lagos whenever he wants to do any project
Aregberascal

So you are also from Osun. Well the destination must definitely be Lagos where his master his and he must use those provided by his master neglecting the local expertise. Regardless of party affiliation, this move by Fayose is commendable. It is a way of empowering the local populace. Some of those carpenters have been divorced from poverty for life.

FriedPlantain:
You e-diots just like jumping into conclusion without any reason for doing so? Why can't you guys just answer the question or you completely ignore it instead of insulting her because she came to nairaland seeking for answers from matured minds. By the way, that she used the word 'most' does not necessarily mean she has slept with a lot of men, as much as I remember, one can use the word 'most' to qualify anything three and above.

FriedPlantain

Well you could still have passed your information effectively without using the burnt part of your brain.

OrlandoOwoh:
Igba wo ni iwo f'enu gbehin?

Bimi leekan si. Onibeere oshi.

engrtee:
most of the guys I've been with stare at my face, almost without blinking, the whole time. It can be very embarrassing, so how should I react to it? I mean what do you guys think they might want to see?
I would NEVER ask them why, but I can ask my Internet buddies. Just very curious

"Most of the guys I've been with"
Well I was taught in Agric Sci that HOE is a tool.

We wish him a safe journey back home. But he should get good quality anti-depressants and silk white handkerchiefs when coming back. He'll need them in handy.

That should be translated to Association of Biafran Indigenes. It is more or less an association office and not an embassy. Something like the office of National Association of Cross River State Students NACRISS UI Chapter office.

Hoe K

Baba oshi elenu rirun.
"Whenever Tinubu speaks he gives out a rich stench of rotten menstrual blood"- Bekwarra 2015

Oluwa iwo ni Olorun mi

Sunnypar:
You should have pm him rather than dropping your contacts. Do not be suprise when you get unsolicited messages and calls.

That's true. Thanks

oloworulz:
Any1 interested in teaching pry sch pupils. Salary btw 30-40k. In surulere.

I'm in. My contact: 08030783741 or 08097843667

Good day everyone. In need of a teaching job around Alimosho/Agege/Ifako-Ijaye axis. The preferred subjects are Government, Civic Education, Social Studies and CRS. Home/private lessons too will be appreciated. Also teaching job at the primary school level would be considered. I can be reached on 08030783741 or 08097843667. Thanks in advance.

blazetitov:
Chaii!! You made me remember speedy and garri. That was my own Mr Biggs every afternoon then.

We normally used speedy biscuit to make our own chocolate bar.

Ipledge:
My go-go,I don't like chic-choc,there is this biscuit I like,it look like speedy,but it has milk flavour instead of chocolate flavor of speedy.who remember the name

That's coconut
. It's takes you forever to finish #5 pack.

sexymoma:
ST Soap though
I still remember their song
Ose St ma re o.. eh
Ose St ma re o..eh
ikan daara fun'we lasan...eh
ikan daara fun'aso fifo..eh
oun foso mo ki jaso o bo
o le koko kin jewo o jare
ose St ma re ooo..eh

They can play it 10million times during Kolawole Olawuyi's Iriri Aye every Friday night. All neighbours will spread their mats outside at night and the neighbour with the loudest radio tunes it to OGBC radio.

yadnus1:
You forgot to add
Berec battery
Carnation milk
Bongo tea
Elephant Blue detergent
Nico Sweet
Flying Tiger Battery
Top Beer
Gold Leaf Cigarret
Target Cigarret(Cigat Target o na wah...)
Pharma Products such as
Alazin
Alagbin
Phensic
Pengo
Butazolidine(Buta)
Capquine
Mealia Semovita(by uac foods)
Datsun 120Y(Dad's car then)
Nostagic seizure prevent me from going on.

Egbon erora now. Abeg no make me cry o. I miss being a child

skoloppy31:
This thread brought alot of memories and nostalgic feeling
being brought up in a ghetto and being a kpako boy
I remember
Sweet alagbon...This was a local made candy from coconut and sugar
ekanna gowon ,..This was sugar heated to liquid then puts in conelike paper mould and leaves to cool

tabataba Kudos to dem ma aboki niggas for mokola, we so many colors of this candy

elekute......am not sure what dem aboki use to prepare this

PTIT. ...Na broom I do use to punch am then start licking

Go Go..When I buy dis, I do resell one for 50kobo, then put two on my Palm, add a little spits, crushed then like the solution

giddy goddy. ...i do roll this to the bottom end of my pen, then lick has I write note in class, lost two teeth to this acts

Coconut biscuit. ..i do consume a sachet of this thrice, then puts my index finger in my upper Gum to scoop the sticky ones on my gum
kunnu, zhobo, ice lolly, kulikuli aka Samson or ori abacha
I rep ibadan. ..

Yeee! Bobo yi ti pami