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Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of A Pregnant Tonto Dikeh by belissima(f): 10:21pm On Feb 25, 2016
popesam1:
Chai! Men don suffer, after she don Bleep many pricks, she's now forming house wife abi.
Wahala dey for men

wety concern u
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Ini Edo Dazzles In A Classic Outfit, Proves Style Is Truly Ageless by belissima(f): 5:22pm On Feb 24, 2016
oluchingorji:

Ini Edo, 33, proved style is truly ageless by teaming her daring look with a coordinating handbag, and accessorised the blue number 26 top dress with a silver studded wristwatch and a pair of sparkling golden necklace.

The On The Floor hit-maker, Nollywood Star wore her hair down in a volumnious ‘do, and polished off the look with a sultry coat of pinky lipstick.

Ini Edo is just natural at dazzling her fans with her looks, incredible talent and amazing style. See more photos detailed below:

Source (https://www.instagram.com/p/BCK2J7_BASD/?taken-by=iniedo)

via (http://www.adelove.com/ini-edo-dazzles-in-a-classic/)

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she's lookin gud wif d old school style
Health / Re: Delta Hospital Stockpiles Corpses In The Open (Pictured) by belissima(f): 11:27am On Feb 23, 2016
Bugatie:
Awkward,
Maybe those corpses didn't get enough vit D while they were alive
lolz,its pathetic though. wat r the owners of d corpses waiting for?
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Now Has Gay Smileys..have You Noticed? by belissima(f): 8:50am On Feb 20, 2016
[quote author=HisSexcellency post=43079905]let them keep trying/implementing whatever they like. the internet and social media belongs to all, for naija its a known crime with stiff penalty to indulge in homosexuality. whatever you do in secret with your life is your business. But in public, it becomes my business.

I SAY NO TO HOMOSEXUALITY

It's absurd to any sane mind[/quote
i agree wif u,dis is complete nonsense
Celebrities / Re: See Photo Of Tonto Dikeh In The Labor Room by belissima(f): 1:19pm On Feb 18, 2016
CaroLyner:
in labour room and still cant stay away from the phone.

my dear na so we all see oooooooo
Politics / Re: Biya Approves Use Of Witchcraft To Fight Boko Haram(pic) by belissima(f): 8:18pm On Feb 02, 2016
tubouncen:
Cameroun is a french speaking country, how come they wrote this in English?


That pic is unreliable... My opinion
read about the history very well n u will realise that it was colonised by france n england.france has 3/4 while england has 1/4.it has 2 official languages:french n english.make ur findings
Jokes Etc / Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by belissima(f): 3:57pm On Feb 02, 2016
agarawu23:
it was 8.30 a.m in the morning and i was still sleeping, was it due to the party i attended last night or the ogogoro i drank in mama bukky's joint? i guess no cos i am found of sleeping. Deep inside my sleep i had a heavy knock on my door, it was mama's voice, "òle omo alapamasise" (lazy boy with hands but cant work), look at the time you are still sleeping when your mates are out there making money. (my mother shouted! At the door entrance to my room.) her voice woke me up in anger and i had no choice than to stand because she will not stop knocking until she sees me outside. i finally stood up and went strainght to the sitting room, good morning ma! i uttered in a boned face, my mum just hissed and walked out of the sitting room. who cares? i quickly rushed to the kitchen to serve my hungry stomach but no food in the kitchen except from the remains of beans left over last night, i had no choice than to eat it.hmmmm beans again? you this boy, i said to myself, yes! I dont like beans because i am not always confortable anytime i eat beans, but what else will i eat? nothing. After eating the little beans, i am not yet satisfied cos little food no dey reach me. oh God!!! why this woman no cook? i asked myself in anger. then something quickly came to my mind, Bola! yes Bola my old time girlfriend, there is no day i visit her that she wont feed
me to my satisfaction. so i made up my mind to visit her, i quickly send her "pls call me" from my phone. cant u call her? a voice asked me, call wetin? when i dont have a kobo in my pocket talkless of credit to flash or call, mitcheww!!! stupid MTN, when will they
start giving free calls during the day? "awon oloshi" when will dis "mumu girl" saying (your account balance is too low for this call) die so we can start making free calls?, abegi! na dem sabi jare.


After two minute, Bola called me and i told her i will be visiting her this morning and she told me she is expecting me. early monday morning, you dey go woman house, you dis guy know dey shame. But wetin man pikin go do as i no get job nko? i have graduated since two years back with a second upper in accounting but all my effort to get a job is fruitless 'no be Nigeria'? if you dont have link with top people in office you cant get a job, what a Nation.


After thinking about my jobless life for a while, i quickly rushed to the bathroom to clean up and get ready to Bola's house. its now 9.35a.m and i am ready to go, chai!!! i will have to treck down to bola's house
again? Na wa ooooo. as i was walking down to bola's house, i started feeling little pain in my stomach. not again! the beans has started mixing with my intestine, i know the result of my taking beans but i had no choice.

Finally i arrived her house and with immediate effect she served me moi moi and pap(ogi) huh! beans again? no prob. after eating she asked me to join her family in the parlour to watch movie since her family are rich and they go to work anytime they wish. so i did. her father, mother, two sisters and two visitors were in the sitting room together with me and Bola. this time around the beans i ate at home and the moi moi bola gave me started mixing with full speed in my stomach, i knew where the result is going but i lock up and bone my face like a frustrated jobless folk I was.

After few minutes, Bola dad polluted loudly dat everybody heard the sound and knew the direction it came from but we all pretented that we heard nothing since he is the head of the family. wow! this is an opportunity for me to drop my atomic bomb boiling and mixing in my stomach o, so i dropped the first batch "fiiieeee fiiieee" oh! Oluwa
seun (thank God) na silent one. after few seconds the
sitting room started smelling dead rat and spoilt eggs, the air fresher that was hanged around the sitting room cant take the smell, dey all fell down on the floor. in another seconds another droped from my ass "fuuuuuuuu" the smell started again i notice that the fish in the aquarium had stop swimming and the colour of the paint in the sitting room started changing colour, Bola:- daddyyyyy! bola's dad :- emi ko oooo(no be me o) (staring at bola's Mum) that was when we noticed Bola's mum has fainted! ehn! she was sitting next to me but i didnt notice, the sound of the falling fishes from the aquarium woke her up, and yes! dis time around the fishes were all dead and the glass has broken too, i quickly told Bola that i am going and she nodded in agreement. o boy see speed.
tommorow is another day!!!
choi u for do wia all dez rats dey na,so dat we go rest wif lassa fever ish loooooooooolz

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Religion / Re: What I Learnt In Church Today by belissima(f): 9:11am On Feb 02, 2016
tobimillar:
I haven't been in church in a long while and sincerely I am not keen on church lately because I have some doubt. Today I decided to go to winners (living faith) ota. There was free bus to church and I wasn't doing anything meaningful today so I set out.

I stood at my bus stop and joined a bus. We passed thru the bad aiyetoro road and our bus broke down. The back tire needed to be changed.

Everybody came down from the bus for the tire to be fixed except one pretty girl by the Window. I was mad and angry. What is wrong with all this girls I mused in anger. I wasn't a church person but this is stupid and senseless. I started nagging and complaining to her face but then everybody kept quiet. I told myself I will confront her when we come down. If everybody is afraid of her I wasn't. All this girls who think they are too fine.. nonsense.

When we got to church, I patiently waited for her to come down. What i saw shocked me. She was assisted down. She was paralyzed from from waist down. Oops, how did I miss that. God!!! I felt so terrible. I still feel terrible right now. I met her and apologized. Again and again I apologized but I still feel it wasn't enough.
Bishop oyedepo preached today but I didn't get much. I learnt a bigger life lesson; don't judge people

Cc lalasticlala

we all make mistakes n u should feel blessed for the priviledge God has given u to learn that lesson.don't feel bad again n it's gud u apologised.
Events / Re: Amazing Wedding Pics Of A Nairaland Couple from Texas (see Gorgeous Pics) by belissima(f): 8:32am On Jan 31, 2016
AlmuFty01:
Extravagant! Come to Nigeria both of their parents are living in abject poverty and they are out there squandered.
If you don't know to spend the money come to IDP camps people are in need of our generosity.

Wedding is wedding irrespective of where it was done and who attended it. All seek out of wedding was blessings of living a happy life full of good Fortunes.

After all of these feferity, hope they can as well acquire the blessings with their money.

how did u know,do u know thier family or something?smh stop d critics wen it's not necessary
Jokes Etc / Re: Question Of The Day by belissima(f): 8:35pm On Jan 30, 2016
service charge.....VAT included
Religion / Re: Imagine You Own This Ride And Your Pastor Asked You To Sow A Seed With It by belissima(f): 8:29pm On Jan 30, 2016
Cutehector:
Will give him a dirty slap..

Will pour a lot of bean seeds on him and tell him to go and sow it.
choi,lolz
Celebrities / Re: Sophie Rammal's White Wedding Photos by belissima(f): 5:36pm On Jan 30, 2016
vizkiz:
so this is the guy that is "chopping" wizkid 's leftover? undecided

Wizkid will be like "I can still remember the shape of this girl's yansh and the way she use to moan during sex" tongue

Imagine Nigerians are even referring to her as "wizkid's ex" The guy don suffer grin

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why people come dey quote me dey yan dust now? Na watin dey my mind I dey talk na...wasn't she spreading her legs for wizkid before ni? angry




just like ur sisters or any female relatives of urs will be addressed dat way too
Family / Re: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by belissima(f): 9:27am On Jan 30, 2016
CertifiedFreak:
Dude, she's ur wife. Where the hell is she going to? If the space sef too much, slap her some more.

All these 21st century ladies thinking gender equality is applicable at home. A lady who argues with hubby till he's so not conscious of his acts needs a factory reset slap.

r u a boy or a man,smh.
Family / Re: Must I Befriend My Husband Mistress Before There Will Be Peace In My Home? by belissima(f): 1:16pm On Jan 29, 2016
Madame get a job if u r not employed or if u r concentrate on keepin ur kids n urself together n alife.try as much as possible to be happy n independent of ur hubby.stop worryin about wat ur hubby is doin or not doing. i am not sayin u Shouldn't do ur marital duties but make urself n ur babies priority coz if u worry ,high bp will set in n i don't wanna think about d worst.above all dez go down on ur knees n speak to ur creator, Him alone has a solution for u.u will be fine by God's grace
Romance / Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by belissima(f): 4:04pm On Jan 28, 2016
vizkiz:
so this is the girl who took over your music career? No wonder why you no see better song sing grin grin
I can see your hand feeling the boobs sha wink


Grab that shiit like you own it.... Grab it Morafurcker angry

guy u bad oooooooo grin
vizkiz:
so this is the girl who took over your music career? No wonder why you no see better song sing grin grin
I can see your hand feeling the boobs sha wink


Grab that shiit like you own it.... Grab it Morafurcker angry

guy u bad oooooooo

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TV/Movies / Re: Celebrities At 5th Africa International Film Festival ,in Lekki Lagos by belissima(f): 10:57am On Jan 28, 2016
;Dvery responsible n cute,love d outfits.ibu though will not kill me

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Family / Re: How Do I Stop Feeling Ashamed Of My Husband by belissima(f): 5:49pm On Jan 23, 2016
physical beauty is not all,he gives u d attention n luv u deserve so love him back n forget about d outside world. it's just u n him
Car Talk / Re: Motorized Three-Wheel Tricycle Spotted In Onitsha (Photos) by belissima(f): 12:39pm On Jan 12, 2016
so cool,i like d concept
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Hear Buhari Has Banned Capri-sonne by belissima(f): 7:08am On Dec 28, 2015
lol ;Dlol
Education / Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by belissima(f): 10:43am On Dec 23, 2015
UNICAL aka greatest malabites and malabress

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Photo Of His Daughter Imade Adeleke, She Is cute by belissima(f): 1:22am On Nov 16, 2015
demarc001:
Davido news don pass Buhari own self, naija wich way na
lolz
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma's Gorgeous Look To Seyi Shay's Album Launch (Photo) by belissima(f): 6:26pm On Nov 14, 2015
boman2014:
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of course ,
it was in my dream
for ur mine abi grin
boman2014:
i remember that night i kissed her
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of course ,
it was in my dream
for ur mine abi
Romance / Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by belissima(f): 6:09pm On Nov 14, 2015
true talk be that
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Loses His Music And Backup Files by belissima(f): 6:52pm On Nov 13, 2015
undecidedtoo bad

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