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cococandy:
Exactly. That’s what I’m saying.

When you make a post. Like this one now. You have to include #joke or #nojoke. Help me understand when to laugh.

I agree with you, I also commend you for admitting you are in agony.

Sorry I can't help you. Drop feminism, look for a man n be happy. Don't come here expecting to explain jokes to you. Allow you spouse to take that role when you find one

raumdeuter:
The state of the Democratic party is so pathetic

The last VP candidate Tim Walz is doing shows hoping that tesla an American company fails. Tesla that employs Americans
This is while Tesla cars belonging to Americans are being damaged, fire bombed and Tesla offices attacked and spray painted

And you wonder why morrons with single like ijebos are losers in life?

IjeBos, cococandy are and other democrats are vile humanbeings. Just see their self-loathing here. It's a nonstop situation

cococandy:
Is this one a joke too? I honestly can’t tell. I’m too sad to know where the punchline is so I can laugh.

I know, you are in agony

[quote author=GloriousGbola post=134616691][/quote]You country's president just did coup in rivers state. Tranny guys like you who complain about everything is silent.

cococandy:
Jokes are required to be funny

To people who r naturally sad like you and ijebos it requires explanation. The joke is funny. You are an unhappy person, you are in agony, funny jokes does not get through you

No it's not

IjeBos:
So, then, explain the joke to me.
What was the satire in that?

What made it humorous or ironic?
The truth is that you have 0 idea, just posting nonsense like the dumb sheep you are.

When they start explaining jokes to you then you know your brain is from the 1900s.

Too old to understand and coupled with that you are gay

ObaIgwe1:
If cloning is possible, there is no limit to what is possible in science.... but for ethical concerns, a better version of you should have been cloned... Still we need to perfect the possibilities of cloning healthy human organs for transplantation to reduce needless deaths.

And BTW, how do you feel safe and relaxed inside an aircraft that is about 120,000 ft high and moving above 4,000mph speed? Not so much for science right?

You don't understand what you responded to.
What kind of science says a man can change to a woman.

You may want to say well they don't really believe that and gender is a spectrum. So explain why they put tampons in boys bathroom?

IjeBos:
Explain what the satire in that is. Do you even understand the word satire?

What you think is a joke is that the federal government can disappear people based on their own "evidence" and then can tell a Judge it is not their business.
Ha Ha..
A Federal Judge ordered the President to return people they deported(by breaking the law) to a foreign countries jail, that did not go through the formal deportation process. And the President did it anyway.
Ha Ha. Very funny.

Your mind is broken, if it ever worked.

You are so pained and useless that an ttom of humour cannot be found in you.

A Sad human is what you are

IjeBos:
Wonder how much Trump is going to hurt the US's scientific community.

You believe you will be pregnant one day for sleeping with men. So. Much science

IjeBos:
[s]Listen, if you want to pretend that you are in the US on an Immigration or Business or "Big Boy" visa (depending on the telling of your story), you should at least try to pretend that you are concerned that you could be deported back to your, as Trump described it, shit hole country.

But seeing as you are here whooping and hollering and cheering this on, it kinda gives away the pretense that you are actually in the US. innit?[/s]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuWnNW5H7o

I am in this country, your pain is my pleasure

omooba05:
You will soon die of high blood pressure and hypertension.. Rest in peace to you

You are the one responding to one post twice. Your blood is boiling. It's early morning here, I will use your to warm up this morning.

Tell me more about our government and how it is structured. Let me assess your knowledge again.

omooba05:
You must be a chronic madman.. i wonder how you escape from your chains. You cant even comprehend..it will take a while before you regain sanity from your craze.. im not surprised the economy has turned you to a madman. Pls find your way to the nearest psychiatrist hospital

You explained nothing, explain why you posted nonsense about something you don't understand. How does Sim fall under legislative Branch of government or judicial branch?

State governments are executive branch oga. Go and pay for education before you use the Internet.

You don't even know how the government of the country you live in work.

The data you use to argue on Nairaland, use it to educate yourself.

You are a donkey

raumdeuter:
Satire-
A district judge has issued a ruling saying Trump lacked the Constitutional authority to pick up two astronauts who have been stranded at the International Space Station for several months.

SpaceX has been ordered to return the astronauts immediately.

Babylon bee made a joke like that.

Trump has 4 years left. These activists judges should not be a road block to anything he wants to do. They were nowhere to be found during Biden's time

tundegan:
NNPP should be careful.

The president will just send them a letter and they will fold like a pack of cards.

Why should dey. The president cannot use coup to remove a democratically elected governor and insert someone no one knows.

omooba05:
Let me educate your empty skull.. Democracy government is made up of 3 arms.. Executive, Legislative and Judiciary. And they are to work together..
In Rivers state the Executive has sideline both the legislative and Judiciary.. in that case there is no government in Rivers. And there is a constitution amended in 1999 that states that when executive is working without the legislative the president must take necessary action. Im not sure you know.. your own is to come online and type with your leprosy hand, withered hand. You are disgrace to your lineage. Onye ara

Now you sound like a idiot. You don't even know the structure of the Nigerian government.

You don't know their function and how it works you are here arguing. I suspected you are a fool.

Sim does not fall under legislative or judicial branch of government.

Show us how stupid you are. Arguing what you don't know. Continue.

If the president can sideline judicial branch why do we bother taking presidents to court when they can just suspend the court or suspend the Senate?

Nigeria is filled with idiots like you. God forbid

omooba05:
Not

I thought you have sense before,i don't know you are a senseless person. Big Fool thats what you are.. Go and complain to your village head slowpoke

I am not complaining for your stupidity and the things you support. I am only feeling for the people with sense that are trapped in that stupid country. Useless idiots like you can continue being useless. Wetin concern me?

omooba05:
Your write up is as stupid as you are. Senseless write up.. you can jump inside the lagoon to show your anger. Foolish dundee.. mugu

You have no idea what a democracy is.

Sending a military to overthrow the democratically elected Governor is coup.

Continue with the wasteful matter you call your head. Nigeria is for idiots like you.

VDM is watching too many movies.

The President has not power to do this except our constitution is nonsense

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7N8b9SQ3c4
Blessing Chigeru Amadi (Rivers - PHALGA 2) & Marie Enenimiete Ebikake (Bayelsa - Nembe/Brass) confront each other over Tinubu's Rivers State of Emergency declaration.

Why are they dressed like terrorists?

omooba05:
Ask yourself very well who be mumu between me and you.. you dey use your anus think

Why you get governor if the president can suspend and insert a minion?

Remain stupid, na you and your relationship they suffer the fruits of your stupidity.

kedeojo:
But governors can suspend local government chairman. Which kind education did you got. So constitution is not stupid for governors but stupid for president. WE really have children on this app.

I am sure the coconut water in your skull is drying up.

Antichristian2:
Your constitution is stupid?

The President has the VETO power so he excercises it. And he suspended the two warring factions not only the Governor!

Do you know what veto is?

omooba05:
Are you sure you pass through school.. And do you know who a president is? Governor ko governor ni

Continue to they mumu, don't use critical thinking

Tinubuadvocate:
Werey but if they say 100 people die in the state you will call the president out.

Fool, president did not choose the Governor, he did not employ him. The same way he was elected federally is the same way the state Governor was elected. Who is the president to say he decides who our Governor is?

How are you idiots supporting this. Nigeria is filled with useless people. Garbage in, garbage out.

Antichristian2:
It is part of the constitution! Are you a kid? OBJ did same!

Its a stupid constitution. How does the president suspend someone the people voted? Did he appoint them?

Nigeria is a shit country

How does a president suspend a state Governor? Which kind stupid constitutional is this. No wonder Nigeria is a shithole

cococandy:
Let’s impeach everyone in authority that disagrees with him and label the rest mentally ill.

Not a dictator at all.

Is it not your party that impeached him twice for nothing, then tried to use the courts to remove him from the ballots?

IjeBos:
One idiotic uninformed rant after the other from a delusional person who pretends he lives in the US.

Given your struggles with the English language, reading the Constitution is probably hard.
Here is a chart with describes the powers of the various branches as described by the Constitution.

You see the part about courts finding executive actions unauthorized and interpreting laws?

You keep making noise. Trump used the alien enemies act. It is constitutional.

The judge does not have any jurisdiction over trump declaration of that act.

Keep making noise, your president is trump not some activists judge

IjeBos:
I'm sure all you're studying of the Constitution, understanding of how US Laws and Courts work and all your years living in the US informs you of this.
Lol. Yeah right. None of those things have ever happened.

You're a wanna be Black immigrant cheering on the President's right to disappear people.
Stupid is as Stupid does.

The constitution goes not make activists judges the president. The same lawless judicial insurrectionists who preemptively entered illegal orders to protect Venezuelan terrorists and rapists in our country illegally did nothing while our government illegally censored us, spied on us, tried to inject us, and called us domestic terrorists because of our religious and political views.

IjeBos:
I think it's pretty wild.
Habeas Corpus is one of our CORE rights.
Trump basically went to court yesterday and said he would not and does not have to answer the courts regarding who the people on the flights were or any info about the flights.
The Judge was not happy and called them into court again today and gave them questions he wanted them to answer by noon today..

We are walking some dark paths right now.

Stop making noise, the judge has no jurisdiction. He is not the president

Feminism. And many women are not happy afterwards.

That's not to say it's all cases but the new age with social media is bad for everyone