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 Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by Ben13(mod): 12:38pm On May 14, 2010 |
I no fit laff |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 12:32pm On May 14, 2010 |
Lol. . . you're welcome. Don't give attention to that guy chewing gums like a goat. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 12:22pm On May 14, 2010 |
When one lies at mid-day, there's every possibility that he goes to hell at mid-night.  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by Ben13: 12:20pm On May 14, 2010 |
Please use the brt lane, Dani.  Candy, am I not gentle?  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 12:13pm On May 14, 2010 |
Dagrin went blind while driving. NEPA sef bad, dem take light for middle of the night. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 12:02pm On May 14, 2010 |
gawd forbids!  I be like cripple for ya eyes? I have what it takes to be rushed at by both orobos and lepaz. How is your okro business since Fashola stopped Hawking? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need A Babe by Ben13: 11:58am On May 14, 2010 |
Dani, what's the difference? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Committed Guy by Ben13: 11:56am On May 14, 2010 |
Do you need him for rituals? He's in the nearest garage. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:54am On May 14, 2010 |
The guy concentrates more on the lepa babes and let the orobos suffer. Why pay him for a job not weldone? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need A Babe by Ben13: 11:51am On May 14, 2010 |
You need a babe, you don't need flashing. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:47am On May 14, 2010 |
Dani, don't mind the wicked liar. I made sure his salary was complete last month. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:46am On May 14, 2010 |
shut up! Ewu! This was the flash. . Blind thing. D1KeleVra: |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by Ben13: 11:44am On May 14, 2010 |
Candy, is dat suppose to be a question? I dey nw. . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:34am On May 14, 2010 |
Dickele, I saw your missed call. . .wetin? You ran out of credit? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 2:15pm On May 13, 2010 |
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
| Education › Re: The Final Cutoff Is Out by Ben13: 2:04pm On May 13, 2010 |
False Prophets everywhere! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 1:58pm On May 13, 2010 |
Long time Phemour
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 11:50am On May 13, 2010 |
While you SCREAM at your man, there's a woman wishing she could talk softly to him. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT him, there's a woman flirting with him and reminding him how wonderful he is. While you HURT ur man, there's a woman wishing she could make love to him. While you make ur man SAD, there's a woman stealing smiles from him, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:30am On May 13, 2010 |
While you SCREAM at your man, there's a woman wishing she could talk softly to him. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT him, there's a woman flirting with him and reminding him how wonderful he is. While you HURT ur man, there's a woman wishing she could make love to him. While you make ur man SAD, there's a woman stealingsmiles from him. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Private Part. by Ben13(mod): 10:22am On May 13, 2010 |
Thread has gone totally oftopic. Use the chat thread for chatting and don't derail threads. ~Thread Locked! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:12am On May 13, 2010 |
3 guys were gisting at a bar. The 1st guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of 2 cities & gave birth 2 twins. The 2nd said his wife was reading d 3muskteers and gave birth to 3plets. The 3rd guy dropped his beer bottle & started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book & they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the 40 thieves and she is pregnant; not in dis house…it cant happen! |
| Romance › Re: Ffg - Fraudulent Facebook Girls by Ben13: 9:24am On May 13, 2010 |
Facebook Addicts.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 8:52pm On May 07, 2010 |
tanimz:Cattle itself. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 8:48pm On May 07, 2010 |
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 8:43pm On May 07, 2010 |
Bunch of Thread derailleurs! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 4:36pm On May 07, 2010 |
Who dey insult pass now? COWS!! |
| Education › Re: Zain African Challenge by Ben13: 4:33pm On May 07, 2010 |
I keep praying for a brain as fast as those guys'. The way they answer questions under seconds dey make my eyes turn. |
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