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 Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 3:11pm On May 07, 2010 |
Chykason:You've been doing good not to have replied to any of his thread, Chykason. You may not have the time to watch those videos, but some of do. They're really hilarious. That's his way of contributing to the forum. You can always ignore his threads and use the chat thread for fun. Was that helpful? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 3:04pm On May 07, 2010 |
Studio, that isn't a complain. Pls stay on topic. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by Ben13(mod): 3:01pm On May 07, 2010 |
~Thread Locked. Reason: Replies have gone offtopic. . . Use the chat thread to chat with fellow jokers |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by Ben13(mod): 11:02am On May 06, 2010 |
Bunch of offtopic posters. Pls use the chat thread only for chats and offtopic posts. Thread will be locked if this warning isn't strictly adhered to. |
| Politics › Re: President Umaru Yar'adua Is Dead by Ben13: 9:19am On May 06, 2010 |
*Die'Grin ft Yar'Die* R.I.P. . . My Presido. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 5:08pm On May 05, 2010 |
Let's trade undies, pls.
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| Family › Re: My Old Parents Are Still At War by Ben13: 4:56pm On May 05, 2010 |
60=? With what strength? |
| Education › Re: All Candidate Re-check Ur Jamb Result by Ben13: 7:44pm On May 03, 2010 |
When is the Post UTME? any info. . .this guy is disturbing hia  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:04am On May 03, 2010 |
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. What are you doing? She asked. Hunting Flies, He responded. Oh! Killing any? She asked. Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell? He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. "3 on beer can are males and the 2 on phone are for sure ladies" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:54am On May 03, 2010 |
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny, " After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Only Language Most Nigerians Understand by Ben13(mod): 10:41am On May 03, 2010 |
You want chase people from church bah?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 10:40am On May 03, 2010 |
CuteAngel:Cutie, how much are you thinking? [quote author=Uncle_ibu link=topic=384232.msg5979650#msg5979650 date=1272663586]Who go buy uncle_ibu[/quote]dickele is tired of his user. . .pester him and make a good sale. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 10:37am On May 03, 2010 |
Pls, don't derail this thread, fellow jokers. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nice Girl Wants To Meet Soul Mate by Ben13: 11:52am On Apr 30, 2010 |
hehehe. . .come on fb. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Facebuk Pal by Ben13: 11:50am On Apr 30, 2010 |
You will soon start paying monthly to facebook. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Nid A Gal by Ben13: 11:44am On Apr 30, 2010 |
A girl of what colour, size and shape? be specific one more time. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Unfaithful Cock by Ben13(mod): 10:44am On Apr 30, 2010 |
What does have to do with the topic? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Private Part. by Ben13(mod): 10:27am On Apr 30, 2010 |
Private part wey black like charcoal |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wetin Be The Mumu Tin Wey U Do Wen U Dey Small? by Ben13(mod): 10:09am On Apr 30, 2010 |
Thread Locked. Reason: Thread has gone totally Offtopic. Pls use the chat thread for chats and offtopic posts. May be re-opened after cleaning. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 9:52am On Apr 30, 2010 |
Some people are longing to bid for you, Kunbee. What's your price. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Women Rule The Men. See The Proof. by Ben13(mod): 9:46am On Apr 30, 2010 |
Why we go dey repeat jokes like this na? haba! Ctrl A, Ctrl C and Ctrl V.  Nice try, poster. |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Like This by Ben13: 2:26pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
^^they'll always put the blame on Akon. |
| Romance › Re: Is Seems Easier To Get A Lady Nowadays Or Is It My Imagination? by Ben13: 2:21pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
I understand what you're driving at, poster. This new generation ladies thinks differently. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wetin Be The Mumu Tin Wey U Do Wen U Dey Small? by Ben13(mod): 11:00am On Apr 28, 2010 |
I did no 'mumu' thing jor. . .I be ajebutter unlike you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 9:51am On Apr 28, 2010 |
The husband must be dickele |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 9:38am On Apr 28, 2010 |
An elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by Ben13(mod): 5:36pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
hehehe. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 5:14pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
That Ben must be having an everlasting stooling problems |
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