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Those idiots ate the base of my washing machine and went inside to eat d wires. I spent 5k to repair it. I caught one later d following night, and with annoyance I killed it in a very terrible way.

So will Saturday's election hold?

Same thing I'm going through right nw

braindollar:
Please if there is any anybody that worked with INEC in this concluded election please help a confused brother. I come in peace

I worked as ad-hoc staff....

There will certainly be over-voting if Bivas is bypassed... Some people are not current about d new electoral law and how it works.

Imagine an old man came to meet me at my polling unit if d remaining ballot papers can be shared among d party agents to vote for their candidates, that was when I now educate him on d implication of his dark thought and wish.

Wike is committed to destroy PDP finally.

Nefort:
Instead of redesigning the naira to discourage vote buying why not just arrest and disqualify the politicians found guilty of vote buying?

Then all d aspirants will have to be disqualified cos all of them buys votes.

joshuabest09:
It's no secret that life in Nigeria is hard. The economy is struggling and wages are low, leaving many of us scraping by. We all know how it feels to want for something desperately, but not have the means to get it.

Right now, if I were to tell you that I could give you 5000 Naira, what would you do? I'm sure the first thing that comes to mind is all the wonderful things you could do with it. You could buy food, pay bills, or go on a much needed holiday. We all need something that will make us feel like life isn't so hard right now.

Unfortunately, the reality is that 5000 Naira won't be enough to make life in Nigeria any easier. We all know how hard it is to make ends meet, and even with 5000 Naira it's unlikely that you'll be able to make any real changes. It might be enough to tide you over for a few weeks or help you pay a bill, but it won't solve any real problems.

So, I'm asking you to be sincere with me. If I were to give you 5000 Naira right now, what would you do? If you need the money, and have a good reason for wanting it, please message me via WHATSAPP I am looking for 10 people who are honest and sincere in their answers.

No matter how hard life is in Nigeria, I believe in the goodness of people and that we can all help each other get through this together. So I'm asking for 10 people to come forward, be honest, and tell me what 5000 Naira would do for them right now.

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Oya oo....Start sharing d money o

We know you're an upright man Prof.

Yemialade:
What type of job please

Teaching

Yemialade:
Hello nairalanders
Please am in need of a teaching job .
I am a graduate of social studies Bsc(Ed)@Adeyemi college of education @ondo state.
I can teach government, civic education, social studies.
Thanks.

B

Congratulations on being one of d successful applicants for the first batch of NJFP.

Respect still dey for obas then

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Babyface33:
Thanks ,I got a place already very close to my office.

Pls is there an opening at ur workplace, I need a job.

This chest pain is killing me slowly. The pain is in d left part of my chest and also spread to my left arm and chest.

I've been to the hospital but this pain not going.
Pls, help.
I'm just 29yrs.

All d above comments are just full of bitterness, y did u hate this guy so much even when d news stated that it was his driver? I don't listen to his songs but I don't hate him.

U people think riches and fame should only be meant for d literates, NO! It's not a must u must be educated to be a star.

There are some more rugged and rough personalities in the USA than Portable and they are still famous. U guys hating are just hating for no good reason.

Meanwhile, d driver has his name, bloggers use portable's name to attract traffic to his blog cos they know haters will be quick to click cos of d unexplained hatred u have for d guy.

Doctors here pls help

I've been battling with chest pain for months now so I went for ECG 2day. The doctor asked me to come back in next two weeks. So I need someone to interpret for me.

1F30M4:
Your last paragraph is making me a bit skeptical about you getting a shop now, I'll tell you why in my next paragraph. Hmmm your 2nd paragraph, enjoying the services and no intention of paying for it, that is crazy.

I feel you shouldn't get a shop now because the expenses go choke, shop rent, utilities, setting things up & all that plus you still have to settle bills in the house you live in. The commenter above me touched on something very important, you have to be able to pay your employee, the business may start to crumble if he/she is being owed salaries, that can give you a bad reputation.

When you start running it full-scale, many things will change. The main reason for venturing into this line of business is to have another source of income to complement your salary from the teaching job. Small scale as it is now, not much is expected of you and then you can put all your proceeds back into the business. Going full-scale, you can't just put all your proceeds back into the business, you'll need to save a fraction of it for monthly/yearly rent, landlord no go wan hear abeg abeg no market. Unlike when you were doing everything at home, you'll settle the bills for both shop & house now, you will pay employee, upgrades sef go dey, more pressure & expectations, our economy sef and inflation choke. It's good your customer base is growing by the day, I pray they understand that you'll need to add a little something to their bills to enable you pay your own bills.

With this long epistle of mine, I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you that you should not go full-scale yet, you can put that on hold for now. Keep running it as you have, I'm sure things will fall in place in due time. If you have one or two people maybe relatives orr friends that can help with the picking, sorting and sometimes washing of clothes while you're at the teaching job, it will make things much easier and then you only have to wash whatever is left, iron and package all of them when you get back.

Gracias

CrazyMan:
Start the business, there's nothing to be afraid of. Elon musk spent over $40bn to acquire Twitter, that's a huge risk. If you're not willing to take risks in this life then be prepared to remain stagnated for the rest of your life.

To the lundary business, I wouldn't advise you to hire anyone yet since you're just starting and intending to use your house for the time being pending when you'll be buoyant enough to rent a shop.

My reasons are.

1. Salary. Since it's a new business, patronage might not be as you'd anticipated for the first few months, which might lead to you owing her salary, and owing someone who worked a whole month for you in this harsh economy is satanic.

2. Distraction. You say it's a female you want to employ, who would be working from your house...that's a very bad business decision cos one thing might lead to another and she might end up on your bed, and once that happens, she'll never take your business serious. You'll start spending the little money you don't have on her upkeep which would eventually crumble the business.


My Advice. Do it yourself, you have a washing machine, once you come back from your teaching job, start washing the clothes then in the night you can iron and package them. So that the little money coming in can remain in your pocket.

Good luck.

Tanx

1F30M4:
You say it's not a very big town, how much patronage do you get from customers? How has the experience been so far? Will you be able to withstand the pressure that comes with running it on a full-scale? There will always be competitors, at some point you'll need to do certain upgrades just to stay relevant, moving one/two step(s) ahead of others. May God bless your hustle and may your efforts never be in vain.

I understand your fear, that uncertainty. I actually think you're doing well in the business, even just as it is small scale. My advice is that you watch how others run their laundry business in that vicinity, I'm sure you'll learn one or two things that will help, it will give you an idea of how to run yours. Also, in securing a shop, it is always advisable to consider a good location. Wishing you the best in all your endeavours.

I started at home to build a customer base, I can categorically say I'm getting known every day and customers are increasing hence my decision to have a shop. With my little find out, d only person running laundry buianess is on a small scale like mine.

I met a guy who has been intond business in d town b4 but closed down, when I asked him he said, he couldn't cope again due to d high debt of d people. But d difference btw d guy and I is that he's a native of d town, he knows most of his customers being an indegene so they felt relaxed to owe him. But in my own case, I'm a total stranger don't town through I've been there for 2 yrs so they can't owe me.

I have no proceed from d business yet cos as I'm making d money I'm putting it back to d business.

Cerebellum:
Teaching job! Eweeeh!! I wonder how teachers in nigeria cope, like.

There was this friend of mine teaching then, this guy sandal chopped geh hole
OP, do everything in your power not to lose that growing business of yours. For you to be able to get a washing machine from an infant business speaks volume, it's yielding. I have no advice for you. You know what you want.

Tanx

bercarray:
Baba enter the business, try and meet and discuss with people that has a laundry shop like u too, from the discussion u can get to know how they have been sustaining the business, after seeing your gain from the business try and invest the gain in another thing, in case the laundry no longer works you can see something to fall on. More also as a teacher work on having a school too even if it's day care you'll start from. But then this is my own view sha, u can still wait for others opinion sha. All in all don't think it will be easy o, it's not going to be easy

Tanx

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For my own post?? U sha know say if I curse u now I no get fault?

Hamachi:
Keep it up

Tanx

Good day guys, pls I urgently need this advice, I'll try to be brief.

I'm a 30yrs old graduate doing all kinds of hustling to survive. After waiting endlessly on a white-collar job without any in sight I decided to take a private school teaching job.

This is my 3rd year in d school now, and my salary has been increased from 25k to 40k but I noticed I can still do more to bring more money through other means.

I decided to open a laundry business due to d fact that we don't have many laundry stores here cos this is just a town not that big but I think I can nurture d business and capitalize on d fact that laundry business is not common.

WHAT I HAVE DONE SO FAR.

I decided to start d laundry business from home without stopping my teaching job, so I've been doing this for 8months now. I borrowed 100k at d time I started and I used to money to purchase a generator for ironing purposes, and I decided to be doing the washing manually cos no money for a washing machine at that time.

8 months later I've gotten a washing machine and gotten up to 3 irons.

MY PLAN
My wish right now is to secure a shop and continue d business on a full scale, and I still don't have a plan to leave my teaching job. I plan to employ a young lady to act as secretary to be in charge of picking, sorting clothes and washing clothes with a washing machine cos I've got a washing machine now. So that I'll be in charge of ironing when I return home from my teaching job.

MY FEAR
The fear on my mind is d failure of this business, I've invested all my life savings in it and I'm scared of entering d business I'm full scale.

Pls, I will entertain any advice that can help, and those that have been in this position b4 should pls help out.

Ahmback:
Baba abeg enter business jhoor!!!

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