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Celebrities / Re: Favour Umeike Celebrates Her Birthday Today With Sultry Photos by bendazum: 5:28am On Feb 06, 2020
YoungLionken:
Is it by positioning like a snake that is tired of crawling under the sun that you call sultry??


I can't see anything sultry about the pictures. I didn't even lose a breath.

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Politics / Re: Chibok Girls ‘Sighted’ At Sambisa Forest, Six Years After by bendazum: 7:22pm On Feb 05, 2020
Nbote:
Lolzzzz... Govt want to use dis one to give their ppl anoda billions again ooo.. D same gals dey claimed have been moved into neighbouring countries have now been "sighted" in sambisa? D same Sambisa dey claim to have completely cleared? How are dey sure d ppl sighted are Chibok gals? So u ppl could "sight" d gals but U have not been able to "sight" Leah Sharibu or "sight" where all d BH fighters are or are coming out from?

grin Awon sighters.
Phones / Re: No Nigerian Should’ve More Than 3 Phone Numbers – Pantami by bendazum: 7:08pm On Feb 05, 2020
leksite120:
wetin normal person wan use 4 phones do before if e no b fraudster

You sound so pathetic. Given the erratic and unstable network connection as well as the different data and bundle offers of different networks, its understandable that people use more sim cards.

Besides with dual sim phones, 4 sim cards can be accommodated on 2 phones.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Ignored Nancy Pelosi's Handshake Before She Tore His Speech by bendazum: 7:02pm On Feb 05, 2020
QuietHammer:
And the bitter woman tore his speech afterwards grin

Lol. Maybe following fear of corona virus and lassa fever, Trump's medical team advised against shaking of hands.

Who her handshake epp?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by bendazum: 9:45pm On Feb 04, 2020
kaybaba25:
I don't receive salary am the boss as a proprietor of a private school I earn between 300k -400k per term after paying my teachers


After paying them peanuts I guess?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 9:33pm On Feb 04, 2020
Slimgees:
About, do you know their salary structure?

You should know by now if you attended their interview.
Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by bendazum: 8:08pm On Feb 04, 2020
Youngkingjaey1:
fucking my senior brother in my dad matrimonial bed.

And she disturb me with her moans
It pain me that day, I can't forget

That your brother is cursed o. Its no joke. Read about Absalom, David's son and Reuben.
Education / Re: How Bad Is Second Class Lower Division In The Labour Market? by bendazum: 7:51pm On Feb 04, 2020
ariefadenning:


Lol....I am a Lawyer, last year during the recruitment of lawyers in a top law firm in Nigeria, a first class law school graduate was rejected and some with pass was given an offer.

Unless our curriculum receives a touch of life to reflect current realities, academic qualification will soon lose value unless for a few professional courses.

I believe they considered other factors like eloquence and oratorical prowess.

Nevertheless I still find what you said doubtful.
Education / Re: How Bad Is Second Class Lower Division In The Labour Market? by bendazum: 7:36pm On Feb 04, 2020
ariefadenning:


You call it rubbish? Reality hasnt dawned on you. Keep believing. Employers are more interested in your deliverables than that A4 paper called certificate

It would be quite rare for a first class graduate not to deliver in his field unless he bought the certificate.

Given a choice between a first and a 2:2, a first has more chances.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 5:01pm On Feb 04, 2020
Slimgees:
Does anybody knows the salary packages of Mind Builders Schools, Ikeja and also if they give accommodation to their staffs cos I'm having a written test there tomorrow.

How far?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 5:00pm On Feb 04, 2020
MrsMusty:
Good morning everyone

A qualified and experienced English teacher is needed in a school at Papa- Ajao, Mushin.

The salary is very attractive and it comes with a lot of other incentives.
If interested please contact 07033962747

Is it up to #70 000?
Education / Re: My CGPA is giving me depression by bendazum: 6:16am On Feb 04, 2020
majamajic:
Do your best bro, just try finish first , some company sef dey fear to employ first class

Study harder, we wey drop out for primary school, we still dey

Cheer up !

Your post reeks of mediocrity.
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Denies Husband Sex, But Cheats With 16 Men, Sends Nudes To Them by bendazum: 6:12am On Feb 04, 2020
nappy760:



On which phone os?....Android ?
WhatsApp which is now owned by Facebook has 3 versions of apk. I had to download all 3 before I could locate the one that works for me ..

What if GB WhatsApp is what works for them?

What am saying is saying that all girls that use GB WhatsApp cheat is myopic and senseless.

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Family / Re: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by bendazum: 3:15am On Feb 04, 2020
Opeyemiebun:


Thanks alot, I believe you know how these extended families behave ..
I will let her have hers but I also desperately need one.
There is this feelings that come with my job when a client sees you dropping from a bike or Uber. A job they should offer you for 1m,they will look down on you and negotiate you for 400k.
Aside the economy side of it, Families will believe we are so much in money and the responsibilities will increase

There's no responsibilities that will increase beyond what you are willing to render freely. Will they dip their hands in your pocket? You need to mature more.

Even if you empty your whole account for them, they will still tag you stingy. Get that!
Family / Re: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by bendazum: 3:06am On Feb 04, 2020
Opeyemiebun:


Hmmmm, so I should encourage us getting 2 cars within the next 3months looking at Nigeria's economy and the need to have multiple source of income?.
Waoooh, thanks for the advice!!!


She didn't ask you to get her a car. The money is her sweat. She's entitled to it. Don't deny her of that right. You can suggest for her to get an economical car like Honda Accord.
Family / Re: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by bendazum: 3:03am On Feb 04, 2020
blaquey01:
Ftc. Follow this rule in life bro. Happy woman Happy home. If she's worth it, you can make the sacrifice.

From the narrative, she's worth it. Let her get a car then. More peace to their home.

Another issue is if she knows how to drive? If not, who will train her? Not a randy guy.

There are certain fears op is entertaining though which are hidden to ordinary eyes. Having a car could expose her to temptations. She's still young, 28, with blood in her veins.
Romance / Re: Lesbian Group Sues CAC Over Non-registration by bendazum: 2:50am On Feb 04, 2020
Phoenix999:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/again-lesbian-group-sues-cac-over-non-registration/amp/

The nonsense I read. This girl should have been serving 14 years now. How can someone register an illegal group

Cultists can as well get registered.
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Denies Husband Sex, But Cheats With 16 Men, Sends Nudes To Them by bendazum: 2:38am On Feb 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
“I got the shock of my life to see chats of over 16 boyfriends some of which are hidden in GB WhatsApp version"


Fear Anywoman when you see that GB WhatsApp for her phone

To all my real niggarrrz
If you dey taost girl and you see GB WhatsApp for her phone
Damnnnnn niggarrr. I can bet my ball that girl na runs babe or rather she dey fuckkk more than ten guys

What of when you see GB whatsapp for guy's phone?

For your information, GB WhatsApp seems to be the only functional WhatsApp version now.

You can as well say all women are cheats.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Earn Salary Between N100,000-N350,000 As A Teacher In Nigeria by bendazum: 9:15pm On Feb 03, 2020
akubudejud:


what do you study?

Let me have your number.
Sports / Re: Liverpool Open Up A Record 22-Point Lead At The Top Of The EPL by bendazum: 2:34pm On Feb 02, 2020
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Afam4eva:
They'll finally meet their waterloo in the champions league. EPL teams this season are not it at all.

You are a symbol of NEGATIVE energy.
They are UEFA title holders of current defenders.
Up until last year, people like you were like Liverpool can not win EPL, now they are closest to winning it, you still meander with hatred in your dark soul.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 1:27pm On Feb 02, 2020
gargoyle:
Good day

Please I have a Bsc. and MSc. in Pharmacology from the University of Lagos. I am interested in teaching Math, Basic Science, Biology and Chemistry for Junior and Senior Secondary Schools. I currently live in Abuja. Anybody that needs (or knows anyone who needs) a home tutor in these subjects for any location in Abuja should PM me please. I have over 6 yrs experience in tutoring.

I can also tutor for the Quantitative section of the GRE as I have taken and passed the exam in flying colors.

Thanks.

In sane countries you won't be teaching any of the aforementioned as you are not qualified.

There is need for serious sanitization of education sector.

Hunger has made everybody meander into teaching leaving their course of study paving roads for sycophants and exploitation by school owners.

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Family / Re: Singles Drop Your Fears About Marriage And Let The Married Ones Clear Your Doubt by bendazum: 2:48pm On Feb 01, 2020
Hamachi:
Singles drop your fears about marriage and let the married ones clear your doubts.

Me: Cheating and fear of marring my enemy

Has the married fully cleared their own problems?

There are miriads of threads created by them and its the unmarried that advise them pass.
Sports / Re: Manchester United Confirms Signing Odion Ighalo (Screenshot) by bendazum: 9:29am On Feb 01, 2020
ExAngel007:
yesterday, I was online around midnight going through comments on social media about Odion Ighalo signing, and I found out that it was only Nigerians that are bitter about the new signing.

for me, he is a good striker.



That's to tell you how frustrated they are. Its like seeing someone succeeding while they are stagnant.

Whose fault?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 6:14pm On Jan 31, 2020
sageb:
is there any job opening in yenagoa? Drop it here

What's your discipline?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 6:13pm On Jan 31, 2020
udi2111:

Yes

What's your discipline?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 5:36pm On Jan 31, 2020
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Do you stay there?
Celebrities / Re: Meet Mercy Little Smith Who Has Sex Everyday (Ghanaian Actress) by bendazum: 3:09am On Jan 31, 2020
HungerBAD:
My prayer everyday?

Never to meet a woman like this.

The stupid ones that boast that they will kill her type with sex,are the ones we usually read about with headlines like " MAN DIES IN HOTEL WITH A WOMAN"

Look at her?how can a normal man satisfy this one?

That's a lie.
Simply go for your type. There's nothing wrong in stating ones likes.

If you can't handle her, shift.
Celebrities / Re: Ifeanyi Ezeokeke Down With A Strange Sickness (Photos) by bendazum: 3:03am On Jan 31, 2020
Mrsserene:
Why snap the guy in that condition?

So they should keep quiet about his suffering?

Nawa for you.
Celebrities / Re: Ifeanyi Ezeokeke Down With A Strange Sickness (Photos) by bendazum: 3:01am On Jan 31, 2020
Is it also possible that the chief priest role he played affected him?

It looks like a spiritual slap.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 2:43am On Jan 31, 2020
Anybody that stays in Bayelsa should holla.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 2:41am On Jan 31, 2020
NosaJBourne:


Even when you state it that you want only NCE holders, you will still see B.Sc and Masters holders jostling for the job of 25k shocked

This is how bad the situation of the country is...

I remember attending a teaching interview with a masters holder... I got the 40k job, but the guy didn't get.. I have worked in an establishment that paid 30k then... One of my colleagues then was a masters holder... You can imagine the state of the country...


One would understand if you are being paid above #50 000 now cos you wrote in past tense.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by bendazum: 2:37am On Jan 31, 2020
NosaJBourne:


Chebi you sev dey try pay around 20, 25... SOme schools for my area na 15, 20k common pass...plus you will still be owed.

The last school I taught in, their fees were above 120k minus boarding fees o... But to pay 40k promptly, na war. And they pay on the 15th of the next month. 15th of next month go reach, owner of scool and principal go begin dodge members of staff and also avoid the school grin cheesy

Which school is that?

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