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Don't joke with Kim. He can even execute you for clapping off key during a round of applause

With this pix I'm beginning to feel his normal glasses are recommended. See as his eyes have fallen in

emmaak2:
When driving the following speed limits, don't forget these hymns
1. *60km/ph* - it is well with my soul.

2. *80km/ph* - God will take care of me

3. *100km/ph* - Guide me o'thou oh great redeemer

4. *120km/ph* - Nearer my God to thee

5. *140km/ph* - This world is not my home

6. *160km/ph* - Lord I am coming home

* 200km/ph* - take my life and let it be

Chiwude:
Rochas Okorocha for President and Nuhu Ribadu as Vice.
Rochas to implement socialist policies and Ribadu for financial accountability/project monitoring.

I know you're joking

CXLVII:
The NURTW dude was cursed that morning.


How person go mad go confront Navy Personnel! Those dudes craze pass Soldier but there silence and dressing wont let you know

You sabi them well well. No be lie

I am obliged to bring to us some safety tips which could be of help in curbing domestic accidents which leads to injuries and in some cases death which we read almost on daily basis. The tips are things we can do on our own in our homes without wanting the government to do for us as we always wish they should do everything for
Most of the tips going to be mentioned are already known to us and can serve as a reminder while most can be strange to some of us but has been brought to us at the expense of our data but data is nothing compared to life. If safety is expensive, try accident.

1. When leaving your apartment switch of the power from the main switch (or change over) whether you usually have light or PHCN has forgotten your area. This is to prevent electric fire outbreak that can occur as a result of you not being around to notice power surge or electronic malfunction.

2. Put your generators far from your building to avoid inhaling carbon monoxide and to prevent suffocation

3. Keep drugs, vehicle keys, chemicals, weapons (i.e for policemen and hunters) away from the reach of children to avoid stories that make front page on NL

4. For substances that are not in their original containers, label the containers to avoid food poisoning, explosion and the likes

5. For those that use gas cookers/ camp gas, when you refill your gas cylinders and you connect it to the cooker or burner, use soapy water to rub at the joints to check for leakages

6. If you enter a room or kitchen and you perceive smell of gas, do not put on any form of light, open the doors and windows, remove phones and anything that can trigger a spark if not you might not hear your story

7. Do not place candles on wooden, plastic or foil materials as stand

8. Do not use your phone as source of light when going to put on or put off generators. You might not be lucky

9. Do not use wet hands to put on/off sockets and switches

10. When working on electrical units or outlets in your homes/ anywhere put out the power source and inform everyone not to put it on

11. Do not leave loose wires to be dangling around. Fix them to avoid shock

12. If you're feeling weak/ dizzy/ tipsy/ sleepy, etc do not cook

13. Do not use handless pots, kettles in the kitchen, they might slip off your hands and spill hot sauce on you

14. Do not leave wet floors unattended, they cause trips and falls

15. Pray- God saves us from mishaps

You can add yours

I think it's said to improve latency time (i.e duration from beginning to expulsion) but it's not scientifically proven so I think our married people in the house can help

Let me get prepared for mine. I must reach my 360 hour mark

Keep on soaring high fellas

Lagosian29:
DAT LIST MUST BELONG TO SOME FAMILIES IN D SOUTH EAST - IMO STATE TO BE PRECISE

Did you see the vernacular type in that list before the father's dowry? Does it look like ibo language?

Mimzy
Mysticgal
Refiner
Ivyyy

Cc NLJega

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]This jes daft policing....Wizkid should be locked up and the key thrown away for threatening our Kinswoman. Wizkid, if anything happens to our Linda,you are dead...you hear us?..You are f**king dead.[/color]

Bros you are doing exactly what Wizkid did and you want him to be locked up. Yours is even worse

missbronze:
In all, I still blame those that invented guns and other destructive weapons. Those inventions are really wiping away mankind from the earth.

You don't have to blame them 100%. An evil mind is an evil mind. There are some things created for good purposes but have been used in harming people. E g toothbrush, rope, kitchen knife, hammer, etc. So its to focus on building the mind and all those weapons will become irrelevant

What is Mike doing there?
Please we don't want another case similar to Tonto

Aisha96:
I have a deep crush on a nairalander here.

I secretly stalk and read his comments everyday. In the daytime I see him. When I'm asleep, I see him in my dreams. In fact I perceive his vision in everything I do. I can't go on like this.

The problem is I have thought of expressing my sincere feelings occassionally but I'm scared that he might discard my feelings and make mockery of me.
I'm shy.
Please, how do I reveal my intentions without coming off as cheap or desperate?

pm me his moniker wait for 20 hours and he will pm u. Trust me on this

Aisha96:
Okay. Keep it up.

Thanks

Aisha96:
Not happy with you.
Must you be a tell-tale? What's wrong with allowing them to discover the code behind the encryption.

Aunty no vex o. Nairaland has thought me some things so I decided to pay back and besides many babes have been exposing our male secrets too making us as good as naked. So its not bad if things are made equal

Aisha96:
I hate to admit, but you are right. OP, why exposing our innermost secrets?

No harm intended. Just trying to bridge communication gap and help the brothers flow

dajoaneke:
These are what you hear when the relationship just got started... After a few months she starts to nag. No codes involved.

that's when she has stamped her presence now. If every couple keep doing what they did when they started their relationship newly, there won't be problems and break ups

1. What's your name? = Who's your father?
2. Where are you from? = Are you from my tribe?
3. What do you do? = How much do you earn?
4. How do I look? = Tell me I look good
5. How are we getting there?= Do u have a car?
6. Is this your car? = Wow!!! Is this your car?
7. Can you give me a ride? = Can you take me out on a date?
8. Have you eaten? = I'm hungry
9. Will I see you tomorrow? = Will u take me out again tomorrow?
10. Will you call me? = Should I call you?
11. Who is she? = Who's that b****?
12. Are you in a relationship? = Can we start a relationship?
13. Is this your house? = Can I move in with you?
14. When is your birthday? = Never forget my birthday
15. Where are you going? = When are you coming back?
16. Where are you? = Who are you with?
17. Do you like kids? = How many kids should we have?
18. Do you like me? = Do you love me?
19. Do you love me? = Will you marry me?
20. Will you marry me? = I'm pregnant

So brothers listen attentively and know what to do. Especially if the questions come at awkward times
Credit: K-otix

princemillla:
312 is correct. Why.

Wen you approach T junction u always give ways to your right hand vehicle.

When you are at round about u give way to your left side. In this case. 3 has to pass followed by 1 then 2

Correct me if am wrong.... We are all drivers

Bro its 2-3-1
Reason : 2 has right of way which is the major road, so no one interferes unless he generously allows you
3 follows because he is on the oncoming side of the major road and also while 2 is advancing he blocks 1 for a while and that is when he should start making an inclination to leave his lane
1 finally goes with the coast being clear. With this method everyone is safe and you won't have more than one car on the lane at any given time (i.e if its just 3 of them)

Strahovski1:
Nonsense. .broke nigga.
It's not just about your wife and you. Ypur kids.

Easy man... the OP gave a solution for the kids as well. He/ She said if u can't afford having kids right away u can wait with ur partner till when you are ready. Rome wasn't built in a day so u do expect every couple to have their first issue exactly 9 months from the date of the wedding.#justbeingrational

Ndlistic:
The executive governor of Imo State Owelle Rochas Anayo Okorocha yesterday being Easter Sunday gave his life to christ at Asumpta Catholic Cathedral Owerri, asking for forgiveness from Imolites and promised to change his ways.


http://www.newswirenaija..in/2016/03/governor-rochas-okorocha-gave-his-life.html?m=1

Guy that is not a Catholic Church. It's an Anglican church close to IMSU

KingCheezyPuff:

#7 .....Maybe she dont want marriage

So what's the point of the relationship if she doesn't want marriage?

kaziblake:
You are very correct,i concur.
1-Introduction ceremony

2-traditional marriage.

3-court marriage

On point

Show me a picture of u bustier than Nicki Minaj and I'll show u a collection of me and my friends looking like The rock

myfantasies:
All dese ladies with very large boobs will just be intimidating we with little boobs

Let me walk out of dis thread with shame

Hehehehehehe. Your own is one-tenth of hers. But not all guys like excess luggage. One man's meat boobs is another man's poison pillow

tintingz:
These small small girls can write love letter. Mogbe!

The question now is, was this letter truly written by Ese Oruru?

Brother even if she wrote the letter or they even bring video clip as proof, the fact still remains that she is a minor and he fled with her without the consent of her parents. A situation just like this (even not as bad as this) is taking Footballer Adam Johnson to prison

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kenonze:
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Do you have problem with that?

No. I'm just happy for ur pix

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kenonze:
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Do you have problem with that?

No. I'm just happy for ur pix