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Agunechibeya:
BOA is a big scam. I'm sure govt is not yet aware of what they are doing there. Try BOI

but BOI website says they only pay for machinery and not capital. Or am I mistaken?
I already have machinery. I am only looking for capital for raw material.

I needed a loan to boost my production ahead of the incoming palm oil milling season and visited the Bank of Agriculture.
I had a simple plan which I explained to them will guarantee my easy one time repayment of the loan as soon as I sell off my produce in the off- Season, in exactly eleven months.
The deal breaker for them was that the collateral I was offering is not in the state capital. I was categorically told that no form of proof of ownership was enough for a property outside the state capital to grant me a loan. I even offered the state deputy governor as a guarantor.
This is totally contrary to the picture the government and their financial/investment agencies paint on the media regarding their willingness to support SME's and self-employed entrepreneurs.
To think that I resigned from my salary job (low paying though) to completely focus on the palm oil business on the hopes that govt/ BOA would be true to their word.


I regret nothing though. The business is well and truly profitable, I have the experience and energy, my business plan is watertight and fail proof. And I am confident I will find my loan from any other source.
Wish me well.

Ladiesdream:
What a name YOUNG THIEF

Its young thief, the wicked swimmer

pocohantas:
That analogy should be easy for a right thinking being.
Sort yourselves out...

I get ur point. But it is clear, that some ladies have set such a dubious precedent that the wrong mindset and attitude has sort of become the norm and now a yardstick to judge and compare guys and girls alike.
However, decent girls abound. Have met me quite a few... Plus decent guys abound too if ur smart and patient enough to notice and meet them

pocohantas:
Silly mentality. Some Nigerian guys would take you on a date, buy you popcorn and think it's enough reason to take you to their house and fling you on top bed.

Na all these parasitic girls dey give them mumu morale, though some guys no get sense naturally. That's why I will keep begging every lady to put some respect on herself.

so my dear, how much is "enough reason" to fling you on top beg...

okonja:
God bless ya hustle madam

Point of correction sir, smart work pays. Hard work is a bitch. Believe me, I have tried

During my service year, I had a female friend who would constantly ramble on about how women are equal to men and how the "so called" natural order of man before woman is utter rubbish. She would apply every arguementative skill in her repertoire to convince you that what any man can do, any woman can as well. While I considered it safer and sensible to agree with her so as to avoid friction and "wahala", deep down, I always knew she was wrong. Matter of fact, I still believe she is wrong. She and every other woman especially those that refer to themselves proudly as feminists. Even men who think so too, are wrong, I believe.
My reason is simple. I believe that the male and female species, created or evolved (whichever you subscribe to) are different from each other- in features, temperament, physicality and body chemistry. Biologically men CAN NOT do what women can and vice versa. A man no matter how feminine he looks cant menstruate, concieve or breastfeed. If any man can do any of these, even women will be scared of him and refuse to declare him an equal. No woman no matter how macho she is or looks can produce semen, inpregnate any human or beast. Any woman who for any weird reason that gets to do this still wont be accepted as a man by men. It is just not biologically possible and that is how nature meant it to be. Because nature does not support equality.
Socially, both genders have different roles they play, and even though some women can comfortably play "masculine" roles, and some men can play "feminine roles", it is always almost certain that especially in the company of each other both gender tends to subconciously play their "natural social roles and leave the other gender to theirs.
My female friend for instance, was walking side by side with me one night when suddenly we heard a loud dog bark. Instinctively, she slid behind me, grabbing my hand in fright, "naturally" expecting me to lead the defence. If truly we were equal, her natural instinct wouldnt have caused her to do that. An average man would seek his own defence, not rely on me, a fellow man like she did.
Now, while it is possible that there might be a scenario, where the reverse becomes the case (as there are a few very feminine men and a few very masculine women), it is unarguable that this incident between my female friend and I is the most likely outcome between any other pair of man and woman.
Let me however make it clear that I also do not believe it is right jumping to the conclusion that Men are more powerful than Women. Men have got certain areas of life and existence where they wield power greater than women, but so also do women wield powers in certain areas greater than men. The fact that my mother, had and probably still has tremendous influence on my personality as a man today, moulded from when she literally had my life in her hands as first a foetus, then a baby, to toddler... till now. The contributions of my sister and my numerous female friends over the years cannot be underestimated. If that is not power, I wonder what is. Now as an adult, I also wield significant influence over the aforementioned women. It is a symbiotic influence thing. My sister cannot claim equality with my father, and I sure as hell cannot claim equality with or greatness over my mother (who born me?).
In conclusion, I believe the equality arguement is totally unnecessary. Both gender have their important roles to play and no gender can naturally play another genders role better than them. WHAT A MAN CAN DO, A WOMAN SHOULD NOT FEEL COMPELLED TO DO IT JUST TO PROVE A POINTLESS POINT and vice versa. Nature created a natural gender difference, our society cued into nature's order to differentiate roles, and our subconcious agrees with both nature and society. Why attempt to unbalance nature!

lovelygurl:
What is this 1 saying? So the men didn't change too. All this baby whinings when once upon a time there used to be young men like Soyinka, Fela and Mandela. Now all they do is "ladies this, ladies that "

Why don't you all just turn gay

Respect. Absolute Respect

Ok

Foreign; Janelle Monae
Local; Sandra Anakebe

Isoraite

So many swear words from her tho, in response to a simple question. Hope her son, d 3yr old wasnt listening.

I still like her tho. Hope she doesnt join "bad gang"

Kk

I am not justifying such stupid self depreciating act, but has anyone blamed the gals for accepting to do it?
Money sure answereth all things.

However, while d gals are fools for accepting, the men are even bigger fools for thinking that dats d best way to showcase lousy wealth

Two things are involved..

He either did it on purpose. Cos now, they may be forced to employ him in anothe capacity to pay off the debt at least. And while on the job he can prove he is good enuff to stay
Or

The witches on his matter dey compete for world best

lilfreezy:
The lady's boyfriend in church today....



Email! Email her! Email her! Jehovah mail her. Ayineke! Ayinekele gymnastics Email her....

funniest shit i have read this yr

The End justifies the Means


OR NOT

Edenoscar:
That site has been hacked

But i used to attend sunday school, how come?

you will be incorrect no matter d answer u choose.
They just rounded up d inconsistencies in d various gospel accounts of matthew, mark, luke and john

falconey:
our very own Nollywood don't produce Christmas movies all we see is movies about RITUAL, WITCHES AND WIZARDS, CULTISM, UNREALISTIC LOVE STORIES AND PATHETIC KINGDOM WARS.

HAPPY XMAS, starring, amechi munagour, osita iheme, chinedu ikedieze, patience ozokwor
CHRISTMAS WAHALA, staring, mr ibu, francis odega, sam loco, nonso diobu
NDI ABROAD starring, chiwetalu agu, francis ordega, muna obiekwe, tonto dike, chinwe owoh and dat ada mbano babe

Looks cool

Funny and original

bustykasa:
this joke is not acceptable in fact if am d one i will use his name n do 3 days midnight prayer naked..

will making the prayer nude increase ur chances of it being heard?

bustykasa:
He is in active service

Bustykasa? Hmmm judging by ur pic, that choice of name is like stating the obvious.

Kk

I'll be back

K

While it is true that the more incredible ur story is, d more people are inclined to believe it.

But, the audacity of this particular lie is alarming to say the least

If you never try, you will never know just what your worth.

I hope she can do so much more than dancing

Changes

kiddoiLL:
mumu i dnt hv to xplain to u what having balls means

... And you must call names as u reply a jocular post?

Adekunle Gold, asked Oluwa to provide him a boo.

Me: Chukwu nna, provide me d money, I can find a boo. In fact, dem plenty

Like play like play, persin don de old.

All these pics sha; reminding one of d need to do d needful