I think Bola Tinubu has a hand in this..

ManirBK:
All the best Mr BUBU, let the border remain close!

He should also close the borders to electric generators..... ASAP

traeces:
People who actually earn that much are often too skilled and knowledgeable to be seeking career advice on Nairaland.

King Solomon of Nairaland... I love your response...

J

Gentlemanforyou:
Maybe the guy is an alien in human shape .


Now to be serious , dear ignore all these folks saying you're dead already or your ex was a yahoo pluser, you've been doing physical tests since and nothing is coming out , I dont know you but I will give you an advice , either you go to a confirm Celestial church for spiritual check no matter your tribe cause if you're dead your tribe wont matter , or you go to a confirm native doctor who isnt a local yahoo for a spiritual check. Most times we look so hard with physical eyes but we see little.

Spiritual Ko, babalawo ni

How come I never knew him at Isawo?

rentAcock:
8. Lie
If you've been trying to get a job for so long without any luck. Now is the time to lie. Include experiences from made up firms. Or include well known companies but tell your friends to act like your former supervisor when HR calls.

This was the way I got my first Job, I lied that I had internships and jobs at Fortune 500 companies in the UK. I had a relative pose as my manager. The recruiter actually called this guy in the UK to confirm, my guy used his posh british accent to convince the recruiter and that was how I got that sweet job. Needless to say, I have never traveled to the UK before.

Weren't you asked for an evidence (like employment letter) to prove you once worked at fortune 500?.

mysticgal:


Skin differs and you should respect that.
As for the op, she made a mistake and she regrets it. Don’t you make mistakes?

There are certain mistakes I can't make, some mistakes are avoidable.

mysticgal:
The deed has already been done and right now I think you should look for a way to let your skin breathe.
First things first, you have got to stop the bleaching cream or whatever lotion or soap you use.

Secondly, let your skin rest. Don’t put anything on it and if you must, then resort to sheabutter whipped with lavender or peppermint oil. These oils revive your skin but you go black sha except you avoid been under direct sunlight.

Thirdly, To help repair your or help your stretch mark. I’d advise you to get vitamin E oil, most likely in capsule and rub on it twice a day. I use it for my butt and I must confess that it is really good. Also, uhm, I am a skin product junkie because I am a sensitive skin holder, so I got natural based moisturizers, skin scrub, sea salt from people like neutrogena and co. I do my scrubs and orishirishi thrice a week but at night tho.

Fourthly, get sunscreen lotion. I can’t over emphasize this. Get sunscreen with spf 30 or 50. Nigerian sun damages the skin bad bad, I won’t lie.

Then to the most important.... because of my skin, I cut out alcohol although I still take quality red wine for my heart, I replaced soda or juice or ice cream with WATER. Take water like your life depends on it and also eat vegetables voraciously(broccoli, cabbage, lettuce, carrot, garlic, onion, spinach,e.t.c) , eat it like you are herbivorous and thank me later. You can also take supplements if you can afford it

Finally, avoid Instagram lotion/ soap sellers and go back to baby soap and oil for lotion. I use baby soap and oil and my skin has forever loved me back much better. (I am fair tho). You might also want to wait 2 weeks before changing soap or lotion before using a new one.

Take care and don’t worry.



Uh, as for my screenshots, if you are dark, these oils will return you back to default setting but it will definitely repair your skin

See how you people are stressing yourselves....... Honestly bleachers are suffering...

orbgoblin:
Go to a pharmacy and ask for anafranil. It should take the edge off your anxiety and your perfromance will be much better

For how long will he rely on anafralil?.

Awuru72:
Chew bitter cola before moving to "the other room"

It does not really work....

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BUHARI is working..

Victoria25:
Me i never even being in a serious relationship before
May God help me.

You again.

She is as dumb as her mother..... She has forgotten beauty fades.... Smh

post=83391586:
Legend has it that the Hausas are the most honest people in our nation.

Very correct..

But their politicians.... Hmmmm

lilachiever:
This is just a media charade. I can confidently tell you that because I live in the said area and I ply the road Monday-Saturday.
How can you cite that work has begun on just seeing a single tractor working?
They do that every time after it rains i.e Create space for water to flow out of the already muddled road and then grade it to make it motorable a bit after it has dried.

On my way home this night, the bike that took me entered a pothole unexpectedly and my yansh "heard it" as o was sitting far behind close to that notorious iron bar on a bike.
The potholes there will abort even a 6 month old pregnancy.


Woe unto the ones who made us suffer using this road. Agric to Isawo that was once #100 bus is now #400 ...

Exactly bro I have lived there for more than two decades. Bola TINUBU constructed that road around 2004/2005, as at then we suffered going home from Agric.. I remember one morning during my WAEC exams I had to trek from Isawo -Agric because the road was so bad, transporters refused plying that route.

salford:
lol.
Since It's aunty Kemi reporting this news, I will take it with a pinch of salt.

she was the first to publicize Chioma's pregnancy to the world.

Lightway:

You can get HIV prevention drugs PEP in any general hospital,

If she really loves you then both of you should go and get tested... HIV test and gonorrhea test, most important

Like seriously.. HIV prevention drugs... Information is power how do I get it.

AmericanDad:
No meaningful thing! Ur just playing with 400-550 USD! So freaking small. Why not get sure 5 odd knack am!

I swear the game go cut... Remember it's his life savings..

Satan66:
It is done in many universities but the thing is unlike women most men would enjoy and have problem banging an older woman (I, myself find this disgusting).

You could even see some morons above saying "it's a win, win"

What do you mean sir?.

BafanaBafana:
when i saw the rubbish man u played against Chelsea but still won with four goals, i knew this season would be terrible. ole is average. he should be sacked. i always wanted Giggs to be coach. Giggs will be like Lampard

His players are also below average... e. g Lingard, Rashford, pereira, young, etc.. They lack football intelligence, fighting spirit, lack ball possession and accurate passing.. United lack a solid midfielder (a good play maker) that can break a stubborn defence, and please don't mention Pogba here because he is a midfielder who is below average... Only Scott mctominay seems to be the only player with a great fighting spirit..
Mind you united might get relegated this season cos with their present performance they can't win teams like norwich, Sheffield united, Aston Villa, Brighton and burnley.

I don't think OLE GONER SOLKSJAR is below average, rather he lacks quality players.

danjumakolo:
Causes of accidents on our roads.
1.Bad roads
2.Bad wheels
3.Sleep
4.Over speeding
5.Wreckless driving

Sleep is the main causes of most road accidents..

TIWA should go and sit down

bluefilm:


Dem don cut am na.

Take heart bro... Tomorrow is a day..

bluefilm:
Abeg manure should win or at least, score two goals.

That's all I want.

Man u can cut your ticket..

Mtchewww!!! Because of woman you want die on top depression.. Abeg before you die don't forget to give me your ATM card.

Thank God the dumb Presidiot's name was not included..

If I may ask! Aside an astronomical growth in population, what else have we achieved as a nation after 59years..

Or
What has PDP and APC contributed to the development of Nigeria after 20 years of democracy.

A country on life support... Just like the s2pid BBQ guy below.

S2pid!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!