That mannabbq guy is so dumb...
What is so special about Nigeria today... How I wish I can nuke everyone at ASOROCK.

BUHARI has destroyed Nigeria.. From change to next level. Nothing at all to show for his 5 years in office.


Therefore no difference between PDP and APC

Digipro:
Nice article.

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Abeg Make your 200k alone and leave us out of it.

Bola TINUBU is their grand patron..

Damage control..... Coming too late

gaetano:
Sad. I remember banging a girl in a hotel during nysc in abak, akwa Ibom. The babe lost consciousness at a point, later found out it was due to dehydration. Fear gripped me that day. I swear to you that since 2015, I've decided to remain celibate. Laslas I joined soapy gang, I no fit write statements for station abeg.

What brand of tramadol did you inject?.

Most girls are long throat.... Even the working class ladies are not exempted, in Abuja they are always shopping for men to buy them catfish.

Look at the great damage BUHARI has brought to Nigeria........... No light! No good road!
Kidnapping everywhere...

To cap it all, he has started jostling for a third term...

victorian:









Of course we all. Make mistakes, I don't know it all but By God's grace I will never make mistakes about relationships, marriage and men, ever again.

I'm very very careful when it comes to matter of the heart and with men.

In fact I can't afford to make such mistakes anymore.

Men? I dread una , I Will never ever make mistakes of being with the wrong man ever again. Heavens forbid.

A big Amen to your prayer.

victorian:









Well that's monkeys.


I'm a human being. A higher version of mammals. So plz don't compare me to a monkey.

It's an adage, meaning an individual is bound to make mistakes.

victorian:









The only guy who will make love to me, will be my husband, and no other.

Get it into your thick skull!

Bloody manipulators!

I jump paśs all of una

Lol.... You just busted my ribs with laughter..

But


Keep jumping and passing, but remember that even monkeys do fall from trees

victorian:
Babes complaining about gold digging in guys?

It's because u babes quickly fall in the traps of having sex!

Immediately sex happens they penetrate into your emotional part of the brain and can tell you any sad stories, request you feed him with correct meal whenever , he's coming over and if u don't? He will say you are not caring as a babe. Lol

That's why I cancelled sex! No sex, no avenue for stupid mind games of sucking me dry of my money!

That's how one cute guy driving Camry wanted to hook me beforce with sex sharply, I smiled in my mind. Then he couldn't help but be requesting for meals at my place.
I told him guy, I'm at work. I don't have kitchen in my office. Sorry.

Then he strategise again, trying to talk about sex and stuff and ain't I feeling him?
I told him, look I'm celibate that's why I'm unwilling to come over to your flat.
Kpele.



. I dodge this guy like plague!

Another guy go still catch you and knack you... The funny thing is that you will hide it from nairaland when it happens.

Her hands tied!! : ...very possible she was alive while they harvested her body parts..... Wild wild west peeps have taken their mining occupation to delta state.

slawomir:
Ehnnnnnn! Janemena
That reminds me of one isoko girl when i dey bang for Uniben that year called ekemena

Always love fuckkking Delta girls be it isoko, uhroubo, itsekiri abi na ijaw

Those girls dey sweet to fuckkk ehnnn
Them dey go wet easily because they are not circumcised
They enjoy sex fully like men
A delta girl can not stay a month without banging a dickkk
When banging them they secrete different liquid
Sticky, watery and forming liquid
Na so them dey reach multiple orgasm anyhow

But the ijaws have big yansh

I swear to gwad!! .....Exactly the same experience bro.. They can be Very very wet down there... Those delta girls no dey taya, I go knack so tey I dey run comot for house in other to rest. But they are the best...

NIGERIAJAGAJAGA:
every hotel should have CCTV in there corridors, if possible,inside room and have one person standby to be monitoring the movement of all guests that lodge in the hotel, not only staff they should be monitor with CCTV. people concerned much about their interests than others well been. I mean starting from motel,brothel,guest house, and hotel.

CCTV inside room..... Then their is no privacy..

Lovelife433:
what is
great and inspiring news here? Na u dey their abi na ur FAMILY? Eleribu omo, oponu ode.

Dindirin......

BobiNick:


They do but their Virgina hardly touch to toilets. These affections don't fly by air. Unlike we guys, when we sit in a toilet to poo you know our penis will definitely touch the toilets and many of us dont see that as anything especially in places like hotels or other public places were we just feel its a clean environment forgetting that these infections are not about the dirty environment but those who use it as well.
I can hardly use a toilet outside my home even in a hotel without properly wrapping a tittle around my penis if I need to sit on the toilet and poo no matter how clean the place looks.

This is actually the point the Lady is trying to make and remember she said 60% and trust me that could not be far from that because many guys don't wash their penis after pooing unless they they their bath.

You are getting it wrong.. Most ladies think the male penis have direct contact with the toilet water when he is pooing..

Igbo AMAKA.........Enemies from the other side would get jealous on seeing this great and inspiring news...

Most importantly they are all called Nigerians....

NIGERIANS in diaspora should try to avoid fraud and crime.

AngryNijerian:
I know one woman that python mistakenly bit in her farm. She said to the python; why will you bite me, don't you know that i'm daughter of the soil and besides i didn't intentionally march you. Immediately the python's venom started dripping off her leg. You will think its a story but it actually happened.

You don't kill python here, some see python entering their room at night but won't bat an eyelid and will probably sleep in that same room with the python. If you don't like its presence take a stick and take it out of your house while you throw the stick away because if you don't it will trace that stick back to your house.

OLODO!!! Do pythons have venom?.

Who is sinach among the Two women?. I don't know her.

RichDad1:
Are there no ministers from that region to fight this cause at the FEC meetings ?
What of Senators and Representatives from the region to mount pressures on the MDAs ?
What are your Governors doing anytime they Visit Abuja? Share money, Bleep Olosho and come back to feed people like you fables and bitterness of how the FG neglects your region.

How long has that road been bad ? I’m sure it predates this administration. Why can’t southern Governments give attention to things that concerns their people ?
They will rather stash dollars in Dubai, UK and Panama.
The President, Minister for Petroleum, Minister for Finance , Minister for Niger Delta were all from this region at one time.
What about NDDC? What difference did they make ?

Throughout the agitation of the Militants , have you ever heard them demanding the Government should fix that road to world standard? It’s all about personal wealth acquisitions.

The money/Jewelries that EFCC recently forfeited from Deziani can fit that road.

What about the luxury Yatch owned by Kola Aluko?
Or the Millions of Dollars seized from PEJ?

Forget all these stories, the politicians know what to do to get that road fixed but they won’t because it will affect their embezzlement duties.

Even if private companies what’s to fix the road , the Locals, Especially the youths will be all arms to demand settlement.

We’re are our problem in the South. Leave the northerners out of it.

You are absolutely correct.. My brothers from the east only know how to shout biâfra but won't hold their governors ministers and senators responsible for bad roads and infrastructure.

To wash plates in his hotel... ..I laugh in English

Even the non living things now cry for Nigeria.

omonla10:
George weah not even near

The only African ever to be crowned the world best.

omonla10:
To me he's the greatest African footballer ever

Alright..... What about George Weah?.

madenigga:

Is it wise for the se Governors to build a port in the south south or the South south should do?

They can collaborate with the South South governors.

aolawale025:
How can you neglect warri, PH and calabar ports and expect inland port to be active? When the bulk importers are from the SE?

Honestly the southeast governors should come together and build a port...

Slimzjoe:

Op, I beg to disagree. I knew 2 n!ggas rolling with Murano and Lexus 330 respectively that where Wooing my current bae same time as I but she Opted for the crazy one who jumps bike upandan and used to trek very well in 100lvl which is Me.

Everything for Life na Packaging baba not car.

You cannot tell.. The murano and Lexus guys fit dey knack her upanda and you won't know.
Trust no human.

Ekiti state governors and stomach infrastructure ..

But bam bam is very ugly.

Scammers everywhere..