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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Level 8 Salary In Federal Ministries As At December 2017 by bentwood85(m): 4:39pm On Dec 08, 2019
pwettyeddy:
Wow! I thought working for state and FG. Was the next best thing after sliced bread.
In my previous job, I was earning 35k a month as an SSCE holder with 5years experience in sales and marketing which i had to quit due to the fact I had to relocate to join my husband.
He is teaching me how to earn money online by posting articles and uploading videos and this January alone, I have made over $150 which is more than what you say some persons earn after 4-6years of University wahala.
My husband makes over 500$ on the side ( uploading articles and videos while also working as a lawyer.
University education is definitely overrated.
My target is $500 next month doing a legitimate online job for just 4-6hrs daily.
Na wah! Best way to survive in this country is to work for your self and work smart. If I decide to take the sales assistant job in just got, I should be grossing not less than 80k by next month.

Are you for real?.
Romance / Re: Combining Tramadol And Viagra For Sex. by bentwood85(m): 4:16pm On Dec 08, 2019
dairykidd:


Since u like drugs.. I'm gon' tell u this once. Boil about 3jumbo size of weed in about 3 glasses of water for about 10-15 mins. Bring it down and add 1/4 can of liquid tin milk for taste or honey. You will fcck her like a sex god.

Warning: If ur head no dey carry weed no try am ooo. And drink a little of it first time. Even hardcore smokers can't stand this shit cos it boils straight to ya blood son.

Weed ain't good for my health bro....I don't do drugs.

Moreover there are fake weeds everywhere.
Romance / Re: Combining Tramadol And Viagra For Sex. by bentwood85(m): 6:00am On Dec 08, 2019
Sonfethopia:


Explain how we should mix them for use .

I don't like the smell of garlic.
Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Nurses by bentwood85(m): 8:07pm On Nov 27, 2019
Gee001:
Nurses, hmmmm. Those ones, hmmmm. I can't shout

I don't want to remember what I went through last month. Pierced with syringe in six places cos she was looking for vein. Kept moving the needle up and down, left and right, in and out, kept pushing air into my veins. I cried o, I even took a break to continue later. Ended up reporting her to the Matron to get her schooled.

Team thick ladies.....I have sighted you.
Politics / Re: Share Your Customer Service Experience At A Government Parastatal. by bentwood85(m): 3:55pm On Nov 27, 2019
hergists:


Risky move. In as much as I don't support her attitude, don't you think that you went to the extreme in dealing with her?

It seems you are a civil servant?
Politics / Re: Share Your Customer Service Experience At A Government Parastatal. by bentwood85(m): 3:54pm On Nov 27, 2019
sweetonugbu:
BOI and BOA but BOA is worse in short it's dead.

I had the worst treatment ever in my life at BOI
Business / Re: Merchants Upgrade POS Machines To Automatically Charge N50 Stamp Duty by bentwood85(m): 3:51am On Nov 26, 2019
Daviddson:
Very good! Nigerians envy the likes of US, UK, Germany, etc, but they're not ready to do half of what those countries citizens did or are doing that make their country so prosperous - a big irony! What's ₦50 that educated youths have been complaining about for months now? Do you think if French people don't pay taxes, VAT, etc, they'll be where they are today? In most developed countries, almost everything you buy or sell is taxed, so why the fuss here over a mere N50?
Cos the money will be looted and no infrastructure would be provided.

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Career / Re: Why Did You Leave Your Last Job? by bentwood85(m): 12:10pm On Nov 24, 2019
abelswife:
I was underpaid and overworked.

Closing at 8pm. 30k salary for a graduate.

Transportation alone was like 25k for the month. But I needed to leave the house.
Worked there for only 3months and ran.

Got another one for 50k afterwards, I was going to work from Sunday to Sunday, the employer kept on owing. He will pay January salary on the 16th of February and pay February salary on the 30th of March, I worked for 2months and ran after I made enquiries and realized he's owing some staff for 6months.

I stayed at home for a long time before I got this one. I'm being paid just a little above the last one but salary comes every 26th. I observe all the public holidays, close at 5pm dot and I dont work weekends.
I'll keep searching for better offers until I get my miracle job. For me, a good offer is one that pays me well, doesn't owe, and still gives me time for myself. Come work no be come die.

You made sense bro.
Romance / Re: "Apart From Sex, Women Have Nothing To Offer In A Relationship." by bentwood85(m): 4:35pm On Nov 23, 2019
victorian:
Thank God I'm not in any relationship with any guy from nairaland.

80percent of guys here wailing every second what has women has to offer to a man is just sex!

Really? What do u guys want? A woman to be crediting your account every day.

Awon Ole!
Don't go and hustle work and be a man. Be waiting for woman to come feed u guys. Bloody gold diggers!
Smhhhh!

That's why I love igbo guys, u won't hear an igbo guy spew this rubbish!

They are not waiting for their women to come and credit their accounts.

Awon Ole jati jati! You guys are so shameless! God forbid!

*spits*

Vicky!
Some women have nothing to offer in a relationship aside puna..
I decided not to ask ladies for puna, because once you tell them you love them you become a potential ATM.

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Romance / Re: What Can A Woman Take Immediately After Seex To Avoid Pregnancy? URGENT by bentwood85(m): 2:21am On Nov 21, 2019
go4gr8ness:

The postinor is very dangerous and can even kill the fertile ovary in a woman's fallopian tube within 5 minutes of administration.
Continuous usage of postinor will make her
barren for life.
I am not spoiling postinor sales but it is good for one to know the source of a problem

Nigerians are indeed wonderful people.....please stop misleading people.

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Crime / Re: Chioma & De Young: Oko Poly Students Die 5 Days To Final Exam by bentwood85(m): 8:42pm On Nov 20, 2019
Jman06:
8 tablets of 200mg each. In fact, some use the whole sachet containing 10 tablets giving 2000mg

They mix it with alcohol or coke or lacasera

Jesu!
Crime / Re: Chioma & De Young: Oko Poly Students Die 5 Days To Final Exam by bentwood85(m): 3:08pm On Nov 20, 2019
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Jman06:
Don't mind those typing about millipede and centipede as if they don't know what's going on in Nigeria.

Tramadol has sent many uninformed youths to their early graves and our illiterates in power are not doing anything about it.

These chaps take as high 1600mg of TM to get high and perform. The consequence is their hearts packing up since it cannot handle such high dose.

Ignorance about drugs is a real problem in Nigeria!!!

1600mg!? shocked
How many tablets?
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Dribbles Past Five Players In Argentina 2-2 Uruguay Draw (Photos) by bentwood85(m): 2:39pm On Nov 19, 2019
Obiaksnews:
Imaginations and what if, also imagine if Ronaldo started his career at real madrid. please lets focus on reality !!!

Your Ronaldo is good at scoring against countries with less football significance.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Dribbles Past Five Players In Argentina 2-2 Uruguay Draw (Photos) by bentwood85(m): 9:51am On Nov 19, 2019
Obiaksnews:
I like how messi fans are suddenly so excited about messi scoring two goals via penalties in his last two games. When messi scores a penalty, it is a goal, but when Ronaldo scores a penalty, it is invalid. Big clowns grin grin grin

Imagine messi playing against teams like Lithuania, faroe Island, Andorra, Malta...

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Dribbles Past Five Players In Argentina 2-2 Uruguay Draw (Photos) by bentwood85(m): 9:48am On Nov 19, 2019
abeliver:
Congrats o...

12 goals in 3 year​s for Argentina undecided

If messi play against teams like Faroe Island, Armenia,Cyprus, etc.. He would pour in goals....
It's common sense sir..











Meanwhile CR7 has 14goals in 2019 alone wink
Travel / Re: 13 Die, 14 Injured In Ogun Auto Crash by bentwood85(m): 5:10pm On Nov 14, 2019
izzou:




I guess Fashola was supposed to buy brand new tyres for all trucks in the country too

It's possible the condition of our bad roads contributed to degrading the tyres.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Boy Prayers In Front Of RCCG Church by bentwood85(m): 4:26pm On Nov 13, 2019
Bullshit.......

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Car Talk / Re: Which SUV is Best For A Budget Of 1.4 Million? by bentwood85(m): 9:25pm On Nov 12, 2019
eddycliff:
Play 2odds in bet9ja
2x1.4=2.8
Play anoda 2odd dis tym with 800k
2x 800k=1.6

Sum Total=2m +1.6=3.6

Buy lexus RX330 foriegn use


Ticket will cut like crazy......
Very wrong advice..
Sports / Re: Taison In Tears, Gets Red Card For Reacting To Racist Abuse (Photos) by bentwood85(m): 7:56pm On Nov 11, 2019
Edusouls:
blame ur father for not raising you well not buhari..

Blame your father for abandoning you and your mother after your birth...No wonder you keep jumping into every lane..
Sports / Re: Taison In Tears, Gets Red Card For Reacting To Racist Abuse (Photos) by bentwood85(m): 3:56pm On Nov 11, 2019
I blame Buhari.

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Family / Re: My Wife Betrayed & Left Me And Got Pregnant For Another Man While I Was In Jail by bentwood85(m): 8:31pm On Nov 10, 2019
sp749513:
This is unfair,you don't know what i pass through when in prison.

I don't pray what happen to me should be your portion.

I would like you to open a thread and educate nairalanders about life in prison...


Bros...please forget about your wife, try and put things together, and please try to stay out of crime..

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift Mercy Eke A Bible In Abuja by bentwood85(m): 12:19pm On Nov 10, 2019
Very Irritating finger..

Finger she uses in holding a péñīs..
Romance / Re: I cheated, Deep Down I'm In Pains. by bentwood85(m): 12:18pm On Nov 10, 2019
bestabigaelever:
You had sex several times with the best friend of the person you claimed you love undecided
You are a plaque, please leave that innocent girl alone and go for medical check up pls
But since u need advice, here is my own
Send a break up message, telling her how u are bad and foolish person, that you don't deserve her
If she calls back, answer the phone crying....dont day anything yet
After she persuade you, confessed what u did
If she forgive ND take you back, then go and sin no more

Cry or pretend to cry for what?....mtchewwww!!!
He better keeps his mouth shut if he does not want a break up.
Crime / Re: Man Lost A N34M Bet, Put In A Casket With His Bet Slips After Committing Suicide by bentwood85(m): 4:51pm On Nov 09, 2019
VicM6:
Tire of loosing to betting companies always. you can chat me up on
zero, seven, zero, one, eight, eight, nine, two, seven, one, seven.
you will smile to the bank i promise you.
this is what i use to pay my sch fees and buy my new phone.

Just school fees and phone undecided...

Very funny.

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Crime / Re: Man Lost A N34M Bet, Put In A Casket With His Bet Slips After Committing Suicide by bentwood85(m): 4:48pm On Nov 09, 2019
DBlackCeazer:
See how I lost 100k this week, guys, avoid totally or thread with caution.
Sorry bro!
Was it your personal money or accumulated bet earnings?.

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Crime / Re: Man Lost A N34M Bet, Put In A Casket With His Bet Slips After Committing Suicide by bentwood85(m): 4:35pm On Nov 09, 2019
FakeManna:
inside life, betting is never for the faint heart, it pains sha but just consider it a bad day and move on surely you will get over it.

I know the feelings it pains more than anything but that's when you need to apply your strong heart.

I still can't forget the day I lost a 5mil bet with only one game remaining and what pained me was that it was the game with less risk because those guys used to pour in goals like water so it was over 1.5 with least odds 1.20 while the ones with higher chances of cutting odds like 1.80,2.3,1.60, etc entered na the one i expected least cut am and the one that pained me most was that those idiots scored the first goal in 26th minutes of the game so I already considered myself a 5mil Richer but to my doom and nightmare this game ended 1:0.

It was like a dream and I felt useless and dejected. I cursed God and swore never to believe in God again but all out of frustration. you know what i did?

I just went out and had a lot of drinks and got drunk went home and slept off still woke up with the pains especially when I remembered what 5mil can do for me.

Las las I still dey alright

Say no to gambling.

if you must play, do it for fun and never put your hopes in it, game wey go enter go enter if e go cut nothing go stop am.

Rip young man

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2535455819870067&id=100002170216742

You are good at telling lies....keep deceiving yourself.
Did you stake the game with 5millon naira?
Politics / Re: Darkness pervades the country as national grid collapses again by bentwood85(m): 12:56pm On Nov 09, 2019
Toseenlove:


I've been watching u blabbing all over the thread. Although u made some sense on the Network Part but still didn't addressed It fully. And I hope u are aware the reason why the Network Investment flourished Is because There Is no Alternative. Unlike Electricity which there Is an alternative OIL And Generator "Nigeria Exclusive" I can bet my balls that If Network was a Natural Resources, We will never have a good Network until the World Ends because those Bastards would sabotage It like they are doing with electricity. The WHITES are Inventors, They think critically before they created the NETWORK unlike your mumu people who Just sit down spending "Natural Resources Stipends" The thing Is Black People are Cursed and Gullible Wicked Entities, Which You are at the Front Row Seat from your Comments, Most especially NIGERIA. If u like believe It or Not. I've seen things, and I know things most Old Fools In this Hellhole doesn't know.

Seconded..

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Celebrities / Re: Man Rocks Wizkid’s 'Louis Vuitton Worth N2.5Million', He Reacts by bentwood85(m): 11:25am On Nov 09, 2019
OP need to work on his brain...How do the two attire relate?.

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Career / Re: What Is The Lowest Pay You Have Received For A Job Due To Desperation? by bentwood85(m): 11:19am On Nov 09, 2019
Jidebabs88:
18k as a school principal 3years ago.

Probably a two classroom secondary school
...the pay was big sha..

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Politics / Re: Darkness pervades the country as national grid collapses again by bentwood85(m): 10:55am On Nov 09, 2019
Kanade21:


The problem with power is that we need at least $100billion to fully replace and upgrade the grid., and even more hundreds of billions to improve generation as well. Especially since the grid is in a mess. And cannot even carry the power safely.

That's why power was privatised in 2014, so as to bring in funding for the sector. The problem is, most Nigerians don't pay for the little power they use. Then the law setting up the privatisation does not allow DISCOS to set the price...driving away foreign investors (and if the govewrnment revokes the law,and prices go up, people will shout opression), the banks don;t want to lend because they know they won't see their cash, and so on.

So far, all we have is the government plan to improve generation to 11000mw...which isn't enough anyway. And to be frank, we need power at 40000 MW before we even start seeing improvements. Lagos needs 10000mw for 24 hour light.

Yes, government has failed...but, without defending APC , PDP too has no answer to the power problem. Nor do any of the parties. Even if your Atiku took over, the sector is still going to face the issues I have enumerated.

It is either Nigerians are ready to face the truth and pay for improved power...government and people, or we forget about it, and keep on using generators.

And yes, before you shout...that is how some of us used to bash PDP until 2013...when this privatisation thing came up, and some of us had to do some reading and face the harsh truth and realise the problem is beyond PDP and APC. Nigeria needs a lot of money, possibly beyond what we have to fix power. Time we faced the truth.
I weep for this country bro..even if each houses pay 1m naira monthly, corruption would not allow for improvement of power..
Obasanjo approved more than $10billion for
the construction of various power plant nation wide, not even a single megawatt of electricity was generated....same thing is happening now.
When Nigerians are ready, we would make it great.....For now and with everything happening there is no hope for Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: What Fashola Actually Said About Roads In Nigeria (video) by bentwood85(m): 1:51pm On Nov 08, 2019
When he stops travelling by air he would understand better..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Slavia Prague: UCL (0 - 0) On 5th November 2019 by bentwood85(m): 11:25pm On Nov 05, 2019
DBlackCeazer:
Am in sifia pain embarassed

Take heart bro.... You will win big this weekend.... I promise you....

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