RonaldoVido:
The man has likely added weed.


You all remember how wizkid was looking that time..


Some call it inspiration. Spiritual..

You are a great fool

weed has nothing to do with weight loss, I don't know how you uneducated fools always arrive to that fact

illiterates!!

fati2001:
is that all?

hoe!

Wetin dey chase you comot

private uni Don bill una tire

fati2001:
lame! Pls com up with more.

run along almajiri!!

fati2001:

said by a offspring gotten from an expired sperm with combination of infected ova.
you can shift your FUCKI attention to fools and cowards like you!
just get lost, you don't have anything to say!
by the way I'm grateful for checking my profile.... while others are begging for it, I get it freely without stress. to see how stupidity have consumed you.
boring who're

Go and hawk kunu

dumb abokí

donttouchme:
U need help op. How dare u generalise? Are u high? Small boys of today are too entitled. Toasting and keeping a woman require u pass through a process. These indomine generation are too lazy. What a heck!!!

And what process is that?

fati2001:

it so painful to see and hear a child describing his moderfuckin mama to the spotlight.

just checked your profile pics


hoe!! Don't know which one is you,
but three of you lots looks like the typical hausa almajiri hungry looking abokís

you don't deserve My attention,go and hawk kunu or something biatch!

lazy ass nigga
keep consoling yourself

fati2001:
so person no fit talk to foreigners in peace again.

crawl back to your hole hoe!!

I love this..
All you simps will Soon be hanging yourselves soonest!!

fools...stop simping you said no, you prefer Love
you should go and commit suicide!!

kingscare1:

I need your attention!!! Very important to me.

baba when Hussle for green card

Crab12:
you see your fucking life.you think everybody that chats with a lady wants to sleep with her... people like you are the ones that kneel and beg for pussy smh

baba if she give u pusy..u no go collect

Crab12:
Wow so funny...you know for some of them the contrast between their beauty and intelligence is so bad that it becomes annoying to even chat with them.
Was chatting with one where I complimented her name.i was like "I like ur name,it sounds exotic "and d mumu's reply was hmmm. like wth!!



Just see for urself

Nigerian men dey suffer o

because of pusy...see as this one don turn clown

mumu,I girl you just met on Facebook you have a seen in real life

Hope the girl gives you better kpekus to knack this night

You can bring the 14,500 You have already raised lemme double it for You.

davibid:
Don’t be deceived Witchcrafts, sorcery and technology work side by side.

Do you know what these construction companies do before constructing bridges on water.

How do you explain Einstein knowledge about the cosmos or galaxy without even setting foot on the moon

Do you think the name of the stars and the name of the planets are just mere words.

There is no science and technology without witchcraft.

There’s more to it that meets the eyes

lord,why was I born an African

just look at someone I'm sharing the same race with

monkeys!

AdeniyiA:
Well, initially some ladies aren't easy catch like that, but you've got to press on if you really like her, fortunately you have her number already. Send her messages, morning and before she sleeps... Eventually you might win her.

I too do not like being rejected because I might switch off completely and not many could be as lucky as I was, i could say I proposed to my wife the very day we met
No wasting time chasing after babes

send her messages in the morning and before she sleeps??


All you simps needs to executed by a firing squad

rubbish!!!

donbachi:
Dat is why I don't eat out...naso people go dey shout "madam put for me na,na me first come"...untop plate wey na u wash.

Then,for the ashawo dem.wetin u go dey hear from her mouth.wen with another customer while others are waiting,is..."make una no dey fight.e go reach everybody".

For the fake pastors..wetin u go dey hear na "can I prophecy"..no oo.no prophecy.u dey ask me question.

guy u just sound frustrated

husbandsnatcha:
Home is Goddess theresa Onuora Titled ONYE ejina uwa eme onu( don't boast with ur luck)

Abroad is juice Newton_angel of the morning (just call me angel)


Someone shud write lyrics of Onye ejina uwa eme onu 4 me plssssss!

you got the translation wrong


it's ,"Don't boast with what you have in this world"

nuelsam:
this shii stopped when I launched an attack on all of.em on FB....I stopped chatting with some cos they didn't change while others re adjusted and started engaging me on innovative talks.....Op,u said what u said and that's the truth..most of em are dumb af....I can't deal.

bro which book is this

Beardedviking:

I hardly do this but I can't help it. What grows on top my lips alone(Mustache) is longer than what your grandfather can grow on his chin.

why the much obsession about your beard??


so that all you have to offer

Beardedviking:
Let me tip you on a knowledge that will last a lifetime. If you see the signs she is not after your genes, she is definitely after something else perhaps money. Women are greedier than men. Reason they hate another of their own with so called superior gene compared to them. They always steal from men since the coming of days from genetic codes, money, e.t.c. If she is after your genes you are quite safe and you won't break a sweat to get her. IMO using simp is already cliche on this site. Lastly, grow your beard brothers! From my point of view of this redpill movement means you should not conform to the mainstream.Reason why I personally love Jurgen Klopp. That type of beard turns a real woman on naturally. Peace!

Guy e be like say ur beard just start to dey grow new

make person hear word abeg

Grrr8:
Early this month I just received payment for a gig and decided to go have some fun. So I hit up the closest bar to have a good moment with the spirits and some smokes.

I didnt know what was about to hit me. ya know?. I dashed in with hot blood. And had a few drinks. Then it happened. I got connections to get weed.

Quickly ran to the corner and dragged a few smokes. Dude!. I didn't know dude. haha.

Few minutes later, I started noticing a hightened heart rate. Bro, I stuffed my fingers in my ear to block me from hearing sounds assuming it was what hightened my heart. Closed my eyes. Bro, I started fumbling.

Next thing I know I headed into the rain to get rain water to cool me down. I started marching, soon after, to the counter to get water to pour on my head.

Long story short, I went home that night with a turned shirt (my favorite) without any idea what emanated.

Share your s!


cc: lalasticlala

you got weed and ran to the counter to smoke it...

first of all who rolled the weed for you?

you should concort your story good next time

jesmond3945:
then you are a racist

The kind sense wey some of guys get eh

just dey disgrace Nigeria

naija girls have really frustrated this one

Muyiwaipere:
That thing that can scratch for Africa....NBG no beards gang

it's obvious you have never grown a beard before

which one is scratching

it's only on social media people don't like Fair Ladies

in real life,I see men behaving like dogs on heat when they sight a pretty light skinned girl


light skinned ladies get the most attention!

Slimtuns:


Since you said she likes you too, that's easy..but you need to confirm she's currently not seeing someone.

All you need is to text her cos anxiety won't make a physical conversation work. Text her, Vick... There's something I need to tell you, you're a lady I respect and adore a lot, for a long time I've been hiding how I truly feel about you, the more I hide the more it grows. I can't keep on hurting myself for something I cannot change, I'm seriously into you, like I really like you, you know the like I'm talking about, right? Not a platonic one. I'm seriously in love with you, you're just a perfect lady for me. This text might make me seem drunk but no, I'm only intoxicated, intoxicated by your love. All I want is a chance from you, a chance to put my words into action. I hope to get a reply from you soon. Then boom her reply will determine what the next line of words would be.

chai I just dey laugh you, imagine sending this to a girl wey Dy collect 3 divk on a regular

she go just use ur message do laughing stock with her friends and her fuckee...

gbemishile:
An experience have come to find out
If a woman is really into you,please just try as much as possible to knack her early,cus her emotions fit change any minute.if she tell u ow she feels,make u knack an that same day or else,she go just bone u the next day

swears bro


this shit has happened to me countless times, have learned my lesson tho...I no fit dull again

Dcaliphate:

Some still wake up comfortably at 7am and still get to work on time. Try living close to where you work. Them no dey carry sufferhead boast bro

. Thanks for this

The way people dey carry suffer Head boast these days eh

This 'Simp' word has really suffered on nairaland