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How old are you

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Then pick up yourself and work. Stop looking for sympathy anywhere

In Nigeria, #1000 is capital already

Buy a basin - #400
Buy a bag of pure water - #150

Business don start.

Stop waiting for any advice. You have spent someone's money, and you need to replace it.

Just wake up tomorrow, and determine in your heart to make some money before the sun comes down

I wish you well, brother[/color]

People dey this nairaland Sha
So u expect a full grown man to carry basin with pure water on his head and start walking around

Fola003:
Call/WhatsApp for more info
09011329324

Working perfectly and finger print is good just a bit rough

Battery health is 70 percent and it has cracked screen as seen in the pics.......

Serious buyer only no time wasters

buy this thing wey e skull don open 70k

Wetin u put for mouth?

I get 50k Cash

Wetin concern us

Wahala

How old are you first

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You just wan comment

dannyrhymes600:
I guess you haven't gotten to the level where you can hardly find your shoes size and trouser size in the market. my lil bro went out yesterday and came back with his shoes in his hands, they are too tight. that's what we face every day. early this year I was 6:5ft but right now I'm 6:6ft.
enjoy your height, you are unique

Meaning you are still growing
How old are you

Unclesmart12:
See reasoning.......smh

my ex once gave me 700k Cash for my birthday

I added some amount to it and bought a New car for myself

Unclesmart12:
You dey this naija so?? If you run your parol babes go spend on you, some years ago a lady gave me 200k cash just that their money no dey too get head

If you were so good in *running ur parole" well

You would have collected over 10million from several different girls and be a billionaire

As una dey take brag for nairaland eh

Na only for nairaland I dey hear say girl dey transfer 50k give person

Olaideolayemi:
I learnt that God is the one that feed someone not work...I learnt the education is good,especially if you studies a course you can apply practically,....I learnt the important of having dream,it makes you focus and disturbed when not achieved,I learnt,the important of independent in someone life...rather than dependent....I learnt the power of self esteem and value...I also learnt the power of mentor in somebody life... I also learnt the important of parent,especially mother role in someone life,I also learnt the role of simple, humble,humility life style..it helps a lot...Finally the important of prayer in life...prayer play 90% rôle in my life the yr 2020,I would have been in hot soup,depression and stagnation.. I thank Almighty Allah is Grace the yr..I hope and I pray unachievable dream come to pass next yr...Grateful life indeed...

So it's God that also feeds Boko Haram terrorists,??

Charlotte911:
I need iphone 6s+ 16gb and iphone 7 32 GB , location is ikeja ,

Also buy one for me

vickydankal:
I’m 5.8 so a guy’s height didn’t matter.
I’m independent girl (Maybe because my dad die early so my mum push me into acquiring a high demand skill needed by ladies before university)even before I got married, so showing the blueprints of your vision is enough for me in a guy. For me relationship is partnership. I maybe wrong, but my ideology is if you are not ready to settle down forget relationship.

If you don’t mean us, to starting from my husband WhatsApp before you get mine, then I will give it to you.

The mumu you are writing an epistle for have quoted up to 6 girls asking for their WhatsApp no.

Don't feel too special

planetx:
And this foolishness got 88 likes. Why would the oyinbo you want to marry respect someone with such self hatred, I know if I am oyinbo I wouldn't.

Bastard,

If you were given an option to be Born in this black continent or an European country I know you would choose the latter


Foolish hypocrites, call a spade a spade

Bastard.. fool!!

Ayilara1:
I wonder why most of you keep full hair, looking like these mammy waters.

I know the need to feel feminine can be exasperating, but appearance has to be considered also.

I prefer a clean shaved lady any day to someone with hair, trimmed or not.

Lol.. bro
Women will fix fake Long hair, fake eyelashes, fake nails ... Etc

But the moment a man decides to keep his naturally grown beards is that time u will start hearing unnecessary rants

Confused creatures

eneojoedu:
op am sure you have zero knowledge of History. human beings from time immemorial Has always moved from one place to another in search of better living conditions.

Mumu

U further proving his point

Bastard

Mekanus:
So you all didn't notice that the OP was just making a joke?

Asin


This shows the kind of Brain we have here on nairaland

It's appalling

lkillbrokehoes:
Tarhhh! what do u have that my woman don't have? even before I met my woman, I've dated girls 100 times better than u, don't make that stupid excuse again, let's meet then I will show you who I am? I rarely brag but I will show you that I'm way above Ur class and Ur future husband to be

that's the guy's account, I blurred his moniker so that u won't go and be gold digging him, because I know hw cheap u can be

U be mumuboi.. the guy's moniker is clearly written in ur screenshot

Dumbass

Thattallgirl:
Lol I'm skinny biko...I'm 5'11

Abeg why are you ranting about being tall

5'11 is not even that tall.. girls wey Dy 6'2 no Dy even talk na u wey short Dy talk

pocohantas:
1) DIRT
If you are too busy, kindly outsource it. That way when a woman does it for you- you’ll appreciate it.

2) MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR!
Please, that thing should end in final year. Once you are grown and working, lift that mattress up! Male or female, lift the gadamn mattress up! I hate to enter the house of an adult and see that thing. Then you’ll na see one extension by the bed. So, after knacking, I will turn and be confronted with wires?

3) AN UNEQUIPPED KITCHEN.
It is okay if you can’t cook, but please make the kitchen equipped.

4) NO SPARE BEDSHEET, DEODORANTS, TOWELS...
How much are these things? You have a car, you have a smart TV, you use iPhone X, but your towel is like face towel. Your bedsheet colour done fade finish. Ordinary sure men you can’t buy? Why?


Women are futuristic beings. If your house looks like a sare-wagba spot, you’ll be begging ladies to visit and they’ll refuse. You’ll say it is because you didn’t send urgent 2k- it is a lie!

All the money you use in drinking beer, channel half of it into making your space livable and trust me, na babes go dey ask if you are home.

Miss goody two shoes has come with her usual rants

STFU!!

VicThoria:
I'm using dettol soap, hope no problem?

Aunty bleachy bleachy.. you no wan fair again

Bleaching gone bad

GRACEGLORY:
There's no such thing as bad luck or good luck. It's either the cursing or the blessing. But in the case of these guys, it's lack of irresponsibility.

Do you know what irresponsibility means ogs

budaatum:
You make me remember the days when all of a sudden someone yells ẹpọn mi at Oshodi busstop. Soon as people grab their crutch to check their balls hadn't disappeared, pickpockets helped themselves to the contents of their pockets.

I was at Ketu busstop one morning waiting to get a bus I could get away not paying bus fare on when a guy shouted ole after he caught some other guy's hand in his pocket.

Before one blinked, the caught hand ole shouted ole back and all these guys rushed in to beat the guy who owned the pocket until unthinking little barely 14 year old me jumped in yelling they were beating the person who was being robbed while the oles got away.

The owner of the pocket paid my fare that day but for weeks afterwards I walked to Ojota to get my bus to school for fear the oles will beat me if they caught me.

You don't need to jọ charity for pickpocket to help themselves to the content of your pocket. If you ever stand watching people play eyi jẹ eyi o jẹ, you might know what I mean.

Adamu,

U think say na only yoruba people dey nairaland, u couldn't even translate small

Mumu

Yahksbiz:
Why don't get a laptop

Oh Lord!

People dey for this world oo

Guy your comment just off me

Marriage na scam,

You don't know what you are getting yourself into


Wish you the best tho..

pocohantas:
Better read and learn. These are things people take note of, but they might be too embarrassed to tell you.

Always forming miss perfect online, it's getting irritating and disgusting already.

Who knows you might be one of those broke hoes who borrows cloths just to snap pictures.

pocohantas:
Sure, a lot is wrong with that picture. There are wig stands, the wooden one is cheaper- retails at about N300. If you’re conserving space, there are racks you can nail to the wall.

I have noticed Nigerians pay more attention to the outward. I don’t have a large circle, but I have met just 2 Nigerian men with a very clean house. It was quite a coincidence that they work in same sector and I made sure I told them that they are NEAT. I have met just 1 lady with a house that wasn’t clustered. I hate clusters. Once I am coming home, my mum starts hiding things because she knows what I will do.

I am very paranoid in clustered rooms/houses. When I can’t see the corners easily, it makes me feel a snake or scorpion is hiding somewhere between those bags on the floor.

You see babes buying wigs and cream, but they don’t have spare towels and bedsheets. You take off your bedsheet for washing and your bed remains naked till it dries- what nonsense is that? You see guys with fancy cars and smart TVs, enter room and bedsheet cannot even cover the bed. Towel is one small nonsense. It is a sign that you cannot make good decisions.

Bitch would you just shut up already!!!

Miss goody two shoes...
Trash!!

girls playing with a full grown man's brain since 1989