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RomanceRe: Please Where Can I Do Money Rituals by benzene00: 6:08pm On May 25, 2021
newdawnlive:
see this mumu you think that everybody poor like you, been in nairaland doesn't make me a worthless asshole
Oga don't be stupid, if the market clashes u don't lose ur Bitcoin rather ur money

Unless ur wallet was hacked there is no way u lose any Amount of ur Bitcoin rather the value depreciates

So again let the alcohol leave ur system before comment on nairaland again
PoliticsRe: Pharaoh Okadigbo Dies In An Accident (Pictures) by benzene00: 6:03pm On May 25, 2021
NarcoPolo:
smoking & drinking *naira marley voice*
grin mumu boi
RomanceRe: Please Where Can I Do Money Rituals by benzene00: 5:57pm On May 25, 2021
newdawnlive:
crypto is not what you people think, is unpredictable so how will you successfully trade it.
I'm in the crypto since 2015, still I lost all my 9 Bitcoin within 2019 - 2020. abeg don't mention crypto here
oga how did u lose 9 Bitcoin??

U Sabi wetin be 9 Bitcoin abi the alcohol still dy ur system
RomanceRe: Please Where Can I Do Money Rituals by benzene00: 5:55pm On May 25, 2021
NiRfreak:
Your situation happens easily when you dint learn the nitty gritty of crypto. .....how many books, video about crypto trading, technical analysis, indicators, and fundamental analysis have u digested....to make it in crypto u have to be very knowledgeable about what u are doing..lol.
It's not abt investing and going to sleep like MMM.....there's alot of learning and relearning if u want to make it in crypto...anyother other advice is a recipe to lose all ur capital in a twinkle.
oga will shut up, Even Satoshi wey invent Bitcoin warns about the unpredictability

U dey talk analysis... Bàstard
RomanceRe: I Am 31 But Never Had Sex Before, Am I Okay? by benzene00: 6:51am On May 24, 2021
Johnholmes:
What ure having is anxiety when u wanna talk with the opposite sex which is normal.
A single 40 mg tablet of propanolol at least 30 mins before meeting a girl u wanna talk to will help solve the issue . It will stop d stammering sweating and shaking u often experience and hence mk u more confident. The effect lasts for 4 - 6 hrs.
I use it for public speeches and also when I wanna talk to women too..I hope this helps.
Don't use the drug if u're asthmatic
bro how can I get the propanlol and how much is it
RomanceRe: You Can Never Satisfy Them by benzene00: 6:37am On May 24, 2021
MasonKendall:
I get the point. mORE mONEY
so bill gates didn't have more money?
Bàstard
TravelRe: Cable Car Crashed On Mountain, Killed 14 In Italy (Photos) by benzene00: 6:35am On May 24, 2021
Augla1:
RIP yo them
But wait ooo, i never enter motor wey dey move for ground na d one wey dey move on top rope for up na em I go enter?
African primitive ape thinking
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Struggling With Marijuana Addiction by benzene00: 1:00pm On May 23, 2021
Dminister:
One of the best thing that could ever happen to any man is marijuana. I love it especially for tea and bread with correct egg sauce. When you use it on vegetable soup or indomie na confirm too.

I don't enjoy the smoking part but as fresh as the leafs for food, the dried leafs for tea.

Have a big bowl, put sands in it and plant it in your house the same they plant flowers and just enjoy yourself all the time. You are steady on a high mood. Never a dull moment.

Op, you don't know what you are saying if you haven't enjoyed MJ the way it should be. Use MJ this way and you can stop smoking it.
please, we know are forming to be a hard man

Just sit down, no real weed smoker enjoys weed inside his tea or using it as vegetables like wtf

I'm 100% certain u don't take weed
BusinessRe: What Challenges Did You Face When Starting Your Business? by benzene00: 7:34pm On May 21, 2021
pweetylass:
Mine is ponmo,due to poor power supply in my area the loss is much. Just started though,but trusting God for breakthrough.
I would like to eat your 'ponmo' grin special one
HealthRe: Is Gambling Bad While Pregnant? by benzene00: 8:38pm On May 19, 2021
huh
HealthRe: Man Slumps And Dies While Jogging In Aba (Disturbing Photos) by benzene00: 8:37pm On May 19, 2021
ejimatic:
. As from age 35 and above you don't need any jogging again What you need is just 30 minute walk everyday. Our sympathy to the bereaved family .God will comfort them
Ronaldo wey dey 36yrs still Dy run like antelope, nobi human him be??
CelebritiesRe: Jidenna Compared To Jason Momoa In New Pictures by benzene00: 5:06pm On May 19, 2021
9jaRealist:
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Sorry, but I don’t see the resemblance... shocked
They are dressed alike, but that’s not a resemblance.
>
just up. Bastàrd
RomanceRe: See What I Just Missed... Guys Come In Please. by benzene00: 7:13am On May 13, 2021
danietohbadt:
Get something worthwhile to do oga...

Make money first, and girls will kiss you FOC
How much u get, 'imbeside'
TravelRe: Let’s Talk Best|Worst Airlines - Share Your Experiences Here! by benzene00: 5:19pm On May 09, 2021
Na only molue experience I get undecided
RomanceRe: Is Your Heart Tensed About Nigeria? by benzene00: 3:46pm On May 07, 2021
CandyOps:
Yes but it's on a low. I don't let it get to me.

I'm extra attentive to my environment. I know I'm more observant with my right-hand corner. So I pay more attention to my left side which is usually where I have a blind spot.

I always watch my rear when driving or walking to see if a person or car has followed me too long for comfort. I take a detour
Underage kid,you should focus on ur jamb
If a guy walks towards me, I try to take notes of facial expressions, scars, some kind of tattoos, special handshakes or greetings, headgear color (red, yellow, black, green is a clear giveaway of a cultist),

I also pay attention to your hips and cheat area... I look out for signs of a concealed weapon... The t-shirt usually bulges around the hips or ankle if the person is carrying.

Extra big tops could also mean he's concealing something underneath. I look out for bulging chests which could mean a vest is worn underneath.

I stay clear of crowded places except I'm evading something.

In public I make sure I sit in a position with my eyes to the entrance. I spot for exits when entering a room/building first.

Before I leave my house, I make sure to scan the streets to my left and right and across. I take notes of parked vehicles and it's occupants.

I don't enter any police vehicle especially unmarked ones. No matter the confrontation I rather we settle outside the car..

autolock my car once I put in drive. And when I drive out and just while parking I check my rear to see if any vehicle pulls up/out the same time I do

If I alight a bike/Keke I always move over to the passenger side. I don't sit in kekes, buses while it loads. Prefer to stand outside especially those that park anyhow to pick passengers.

I only get into stranger's vehicle if I'm stranded or need to collect money for a business.

At occasion, I make sure to eat before coming.
I don't leave my drinks unattended to.

I look both ways twice before crossing any road even in places as organized as V.I, Lagos.

I don't let beggers crowd my car at a traffic stop. because they'll distract you while your flanks are left open.

I cook with low heat just in case I forget something is on fire. I switch up my route when leaving or coming back home.

When walking down the road with a very pretty babe especially babes with big boobs or ass I usually expect to be on the receiving end of some haters. I make sure to wary of commercial Okada riders. They can be unusually provocative and keep pulling up to your side asking if you need a ride even blocking your paths while using the chance to ogle at the babe.

I make sure I have a pack of gas-lighters at home in case of a robbery. Learnt this from an OG.

And here's how it works: line up a few of the lighters on the cooker or stove in your kitchen and shut the doors. After a few secs, it's gonna start exploding and the sounds can be mistaken for gunshots. Just like linning up bangers with their fuses together and lighting it up. It gives you the same effects only a little more badder

Make sure to have at least one weapon at home. Even if na Cutlass.

And when traveling, it's 50-50 because you could be kidnapped. There's no preparation for that except you fly.

I'll advice the ladies to carry a pepper spray in their purse. Very important
RomanceRe: Maybe Is Time I Get A Girlfriend. by benzene00: 6:15pm On Apr 25, 2021
The kind thread wey I Dy see for nairaland these days eh
FamilyRe: 7 Things You Should Learn To Do In Your 20s To Avoid Regrets In Your Later Life by benzene00: 6:40pm On Apr 19, 2021
Benzemma:
Abeg who knows any cult group or babalawo around Onitsha. I must revenge for what one useless fellows did to me that made me lost my 4yrs life savings including that of my parents, I must collect my money back from him or he pays back with his blood. 700k is not a small amount that a human being like me will make me lose and go Scott free never.
Calm down, what happened

I might be off help
BusinessRe: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by benzene00: 10:50pm On Apr 11, 2021
Cutehector:
i love this approach.
RomanceRe: Am I Over Reacting Or This Is Simply Disrespectful by benzene00: 12:27pm On Apr 10, 2021
Jewingle:
So guys I will be brief..
I and my girl registered for this gym and we drive there everyday. Well she’s actually the girl I want to marry.. so something funny happened yesterday and I’m having a mixed feeling even though my mood changed.

The gym instructor (a guy) that takes them on training posted on his status of him cycling. My girl was with me watching and all of a sudden my girl said ‘this one go sabi Bleep well. E go day turn you upside down..’

I’m feeling that it’s disrespectful to say such in my presence or it’s just something to joke
about
We actually joke a lot but this kind joke don pass be careful
small thing una go carry am enter nairaland

You for ask how to feed u pap with plastic spoon

Children
RomanceRe: I Lost My Boyfriend And It Was All My Fault by benzene00: 9:53pm On Mar 30, 2021
AK481:
You met Paul, met John , I guess the guy you had sex with should be Peter or James .
grin grin.. guy u too Savage
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by benzene00: 9:49am On Mar 30, 2021
Jessepaid:
here's mine
please guy, how do you make use of that Airtel bonus that says

(Airtel);25583 ,in ur balance

The thing is just accumulating in my balance and I don't know how to use it
SportsRe: Jean-Pierre Adams Has Been In Coma For 39 Years (Photos) by benzene00: 1:53pm On Mar 29, 2021
ghettochild:
Guys did u notice the wife is white!
If it were to be a black woman..
She'd have moved on after suggesting euthanasia
Imbécile, always finding a way to degrade African women

U would have received a heavy beating if u were with me now... foolish imbécile
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by benzene00: 7:44am On Mar 27, 2021
Regex:
I just wanna thank God for giving me the opportunity to mix with the street in Nigeria. Apparently, what I learned is what I'm going to use to survive added with Grace of God.


The first thing you learn in the street is: OBSERVATION. They will tell you to always observe where you are at any point in time, whenever you go to a new place.


The first day I landed in Newcastle, I didn't know the street I live in was as bad as the street I grew up in Nigeria. To the point I get warning from taxi drivers anytime I am opportune to take one.

The first day I landed in Newcastle, I went to buy food by around that 11pm I was so hungry. When I was coming back, I saw two guys, you'd never know they're together, but I saw them from a mile away, they positioned themselves in a way that you can't avoid the road. As soon as I reached them, one of them asked me if I had a smoke, I politely told him I didn't. Next thing he asked me was for time. I laughed within me, because I knew he wanted to rob me but wanted to make sure I had what he wanted to rob me.

I simply told him I didn't know, but from my guess, it's pretty late and they should be in bed at that time...

He laughed, I laughed and went my way. All these while, I was very polite yet making my grounds.

Tbh not every man has the opportunity to live in the street. My mum hated the street, she in fact thought I was a problem child but she never knew I was learning about the street due to the kind of friends I had and today it had helped me.

My advice: Those guys in your neighbourhood, the good for nothing guys, stop looking down on them or discriminating them, they have loads of experience that you can only learn if you at least call them humans.

Martinez39s.
Don't understand, Assuming does guys were determined to Rob you,

What would you have done?
TravelRe: Trains Collide In Southern Egypt, 32 Dead, 66 Wounded by benzene00: 2:58pm On Mar 26, 2021
SarkinYarki:
Egypt under attack ...first Suez canal closed by oil cartels and nownthis
Imbécile
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When You Know You Are Not Handsome And No Girl Wants You by benzene00: 5:05pm On Mar 21, 2021
Apply makeup
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by benzene00: 12:36pm On Mar 13, 2021
Please how can I transfer money from uba to kuda bank... Can't seem to find the bank on the list


And seems all the p2p sellers use the Bank
RomanceRe: There Is A Girl That Am Dating We Started Dating 3 Months Ago(Help) by benzene00: 10:08am On Mar 11, 2021
Numerouno94:
sad Some guys b like "we love eachoda, I luv her nd she luvs me too" Abeg how u take knw say she luv u too? u dey read mind?

I neva fit vouch for myself finish b4 i go vouch for girl.

Pls u guys shuld stop this "i luv her nd she luvs me too". Its annoying.
swears bro

U are a real niggar for this
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by benzene00: 6:03pm On Mar 07, 2021
prince57:
For you to sell, click on transfer and send co.ins from your spot wallet to p.2p wallet first.
Then click on p.2p trading.

By p2 p on bin.ance:

Click the following:
Wallet (bottom)
P,2p (up)
P.2p trading (up)
Buy(up)
Click on a seller and check the minimum sell and his payment method(your best option may be bank transfer)
Fill in your trade by cash or by coin (select)
Complete the trade as needed and send money from your account to seller's account (Take note, Nigeria Bank only).

Then click on "Transferred Next"
You can then chat/call the seller to inform him about payment to make it faster.
#copied

#modified
Forget about the long epistle up there n visit this YouTube link. I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFB4NsKgnSo
This one is for person wey wan buy... The guy tell u say he wan sell his own

No Dy confuse person
RomanceRe: Who Should We Blame, The Girl Or The Cameraman? by benzene00: 12:55pm On Mar 05, 2021
PerfectJUSTICE:
Facebook is an extraordinary platform for thousands of people to interact and share their thoughts together, it also a social network where you can share pictures with one another And also laugh away one sorrow.

While I was going through my Facebook account I came across a picture that drew my attention. In the picture was a newly wedded bride who took a snapshot with her friend. But it seems the picture didn't go well as the dress of one of the girls exposed her undies before the photoshoots were taken.

Now, who do we blame??
was the definition of Facebook necessary?

U can never be a good writer
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by benzene00: 8:32am On Mar 02, 2021
Goldwater2023:
I have ₦5200 worth of Bitcoin in my LUNO account, is it possible to transfer it to my BINANCE account so that I can sell ?
that 5200 u see on luno will be 3500 or less when transferred to binance grin grin

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