So I followed my sis to this church where the pastor is an acclaimed "man of God"..

He was prophesying and as usual people were cheering him and stuffs like that..

Before this.. This same pastor once made a fire wood to catch fire by just praying (so my sis told me), I just laughed because in my head I've already visualized how he tricked them, but trust me, religious people will never agree they were tricked...

So wow!!

Yesterday, he was "prophesying" to this woman, and it got to a point where he told her she was a baby killer, that she kills and sells babies to alhajis..

The woman then said "you are a liar!!", she then picked her bible and was walking out of the church...

The pastor was like, "are you calling me a liar? Aaaahhhhh!! I command you to run mad!!!", and alas, the woman "ran mad".. She was just shaking her body anyhow (too much nollywood have even made people forget how mad people are supposed to act), she pulled her clothes leaving just her pants and bra amidst shaking like she's having one holy orgasm ... The pastor went further and said "I command you to also go blind"..

The woman was "blind", touching her eyes anyhow, and the pastor said, "if you want to be OK again, you need to confess!!"


The woman was like " I'll confess!!", and she started confessing...

After all that, the pastor then "restored her sight, and her brain"... Everybody was like "Jesssuuuuusss!!!! ", people were like "I don dy fear this man o", everyone was eh, making noise!!

Amidst all these events, I was just laughing see why..

hushshinani:
we are all God's slaves that he never want any harm to befall us...

If u die due to your stipidity, you'll go to hell (if you see someone that want to harm you and you allowed him to)

And God says if someone want to attack you attack him too but never attack him first

Except the time Mohammed attacked the people in Medina for not sharing his beliefs.. . Except the time Moses killed people in their own land..

. You are "god's" slave not "we"...

Yeah, God doesn't want harm to befall his people, except when he allowed the Holocaust and oh, when a church in Abuja was bombed on a Christmas day.. Yeah, right, God doesn't want any harm to befall his people, amen!

hushshinani:
eh stop there... seeeeeeeeeeek knowledge.....

read both bible and quran to understand the world....

Wow, is it the same bible and Quran that will say "kill infidels" and you'll all interpret it as "buy food for infidels"?? We know those books more than you do..

Hello

It's been a while here though.. Let's just go straight to the topic..

NB: We heathens do not believe in gods, but for the sake of argument, let's assume he's real

You've probably heard theists yapping about how God is all powerful, all knowing and all good, even though their various books do not agree with that, they just choose "blind faith", like what kind of an all good God kills innocent souls because some people are guilty??

Let's hit the nail on the head..

God is not Omnipotent / All powerful

From the beginning of the Bible, Genesis, it proved God is not omnipotent, because he created the earth in "6 days" and RESTED on the seventh day... Couldn't he have created everything within the twinkle of an eye? And why does an all powerful being need rest? Probably because he is not all powerful after all.. .

God is not Omniscient or Omni-knoweth and omnipresent

Remember when he was asking Adam and Eve why they were hiding? And he got mad when he discovered that they've eaten the forbidden fruit? This proves he didn't know when Adam and Eve were eating the fruit, or maybe he knew and was just trying to confirm (wait, this means he wasn't sure ), or he was sure but just trying to fu-ck with them, which makes him a joker!

God is not all good

A God who could order the killings of little kids by bears just because they mocked his prophet is everything but Good..

A God who could allow things like the Holocaust, WWII, ISIS, EBOLA, AIDS is not an all good God..

A God whom already knows your climax but just trying to fu-ck with your life is a real joker, he already knows you are going to hell but still creates you to go to hell, is that one a good God?

Is God really all knowing?
(Don't mind this one o )

Does God know how men feel when they "cum" and how women feel when they orgasm, , does God know how it feels to suck on a nice b-itchy titties?? If Yes, then God is not all good, and if no, then God is not all knowing..
(a reference by Darkmatter)

Why there is no sin

Religion made us to understand that before we were "created", God has already planned our lives, and EVERYTHING that happens is according to God's grand plan.. Which means isis is just a part of God's plan , aids, hiv, just everything is going as planned by God.. So why do you theists still term people as "sinners", when in fact they cannot choose to not do what "God has planned", so you see, it's really not their fault, but God's plan, and curse you if you go against his plans .. ...


Hopefullandlord , hahn, jonbellion, felixomor, kingebukasblog, randomperson, and y'all "infidels", come in here or burn for eternity!!! remember I love you

Jesusloveyou:
that is my promblem with all these illiterate ipod yoot.
why not wait for 2019 and vote him out, the way we also waited to vote your ineffectual buffoon out.

You are mad! Simple!

"we should suffer and smile till 2019"..that thing that is doing you eh

Jesusloveyou:
where were you and 2stupid face when your ineffectual buffoon were stealing left and right.
sold nepa to his cronies and empowered avenger to avenge his lost of election.
where were you and 2stupid face when your ineffectual buffoon were drinking away your future by importing everything even

That's the problem with your mentality, "it's either you are for Buhari or you are for Jonathan"..

Gej was incompetent and didn't do well in his tenure, it's been 2years he left aso villa and you buffoons still call his name? We are done with the "ineffectual buffoon", yes, so let's face the "walking dead" (since all presidents deserve a title), what has the walking dead done? Is he anywhere close to the ineffectual buffoon? Does that mean he(the walking dead) is more ineffectual and stupid?

Let's face the present and fight for the betterment of the future, the past is what it is, the past!

So we are all expected to keep quiet and act like everything is fine in this country like the zombies? So you must necessarily hate the government before you criticize it?

These people are mad and they don't know it

The Presidency has reacted to the planned nationwide protest against the Buhari-led APC government scheduled to hold on the 6th of February 2017 and spearheaded by pop star and African Queen crooner, Innocent Idibia, popularly called, 2face.

The Special Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on Electronic Media, Lauretta Onochie has, Tuesday, called on the pop star to come on national TV to state his “beef with Pres. Buhari” instead of going on national newspapers to make his grievances known.

According to her: “Nigerians would like 2Baba to explain the policies that he’s not happy with on National LIVE TV, as well as proffer alternative economic policies that would better serve all Nigerians. Not on newspapers that could have been written by anyone.”




“That way, Nigerians will know it’s entirely his idea, that he understands what he’s doing, and acting in the interest of all Nigerians. Otherwise, we might assume that the protest is for those who miss the heist that happened under You know who. Nigerians are waiting. Thank you Sir”.

However, in what seems like a response to the Presidency, 2face, in a statement he made available to newsmen on Tuesday, said that “the people have hoped for a better Nigeria since 1999 but things are not getting any better for the majority. We are still where we are – poor and desperate. I will no longer be quiet”

Thanking Enough is Enough, the 2Face Foundation, his fellow artistes and Nigerians fully in support of the protest the star allayed the fear of some that he might have been influenced by some political machinations, saying the protest is not a platform for politician or labour unions to manipulate.

“It is not a platform for politicians of any party to manipulate. I know you will still spin it but for one second leave your battles aside and just listen to people without trying to score cheap political points against one another. It is not a point scoring exercise. It is certainly not personal.

It is not an organized labour platform. With all due respect to our comrades who have done much for Nigeria, this march is for the unrepresented.

It is not a ‘my religion or tribe is better than yours’ matter. All our blood is red.

I, Innocent Idibia, am a living example of a Nigerian who owes their success to Nigerians of every tribe and religion. None ask what religion or tribe I am before supporting me. I am grateful.”

The statement also strictly spells out how the protest march will take place, with time and place, it will commence.

“On Monday, February 6th, meet me at the National Stadium at 8AM and we’ll walk to the National Theatre – 2 national icons that epitomise our decline – as we state clearly and peacefully that #IStandWithNigeria and Nigeria must work for all of us and all of us must work for Nigeria.”

Read the statement in full

Intro

Since the idea of a nationwide march was first mentioned, the need for urgent solutions to the challenges facing Nigerians has become very clear. The people have hoped for a better Nigeria since 1999 but things are not getting any better for the majority. We are still where we are – poor and desperate. I will be no longer be quiet.

I want to thank EiE, The 2face Foundation, numerous colleagues and countless fellow Nigerians for stepping up to partner with me. I am just a musician with a point of view and the ear of my fans.

I have dedicated my time and resources to peace building, voter education towards peaceful elections and youth engagement in governance in Nigeria. This time around, my partners, colleagues and I have come together to present a platform for real Nigerians to communicate their real pains to government at all levels in a peaceful and articulate manner with a view to getting lasting solutions to our problems.

This march is about demanding that all saboteurs of good government policies should hands off.

This march is about encouraging positive minded Nigerians to continue to work without intimidation.

We have a system that is clearly designed not to work for the majority.

What is this match not about?

It is not a platform for politicians of any party to manipulate. I know you will still spin it but for one second leave your battles aside and just listen to people without trying to score cheap political points against one another. It is not a point scoring exercise. It is certainly not personal.

It is not an organized labour platform. With all due respect to our comrades who have done much for Nigeria, this march is for the unrepresented.

It is not a ‘my religion or tribe is better than yours’ matter. All our blood is red.

I, Innocent Idibia, am a living example of a Nigerian who owes their success to Nigerians of every tribe and religion. None ask what religion or tribe I am before supporting me. I am grateful.

Therefore, it is with every sense of humility that I say that with this march, I want:

1) Security

All Nigerians lives MUST matter. My religion, ethnicity or what part of the country I live shouldn’t determine the type of protection I get from my government.

According to the Constitution, “the security and welfare of the people shall be the primary purpose of government.”

2)Education

To develop beyond oil, we have to invest in our human capital. Every child must have access to quality education. If our teachers are not paid, how will we raise the next generation to lead the country and run our businesses?

3)Health

Health is wealth. People die daily from lack of basic, affordable health care. We can definitely do better.

4)Power

Government needs to make it easier to generate power at the state and local government level so everything is not tied to the centre. We need electricity to be productive. The cost of generating our own power is crippling.

5)Unemployment

Poor education plus a struggling economy means a lot of people are unemployed. Unemployed people are hungry and angry.

6)High cost of living

Food, transportation, medicine, everything is 3 times, 4 times more expensive but our salaries haven’t increased. What do we do

7)Social Justice

According to the Constitution, “The Federal Republic of Nigeria shall be a State based on the principles of democracy and social justice.”

There cannot be one set of rules for the poor and another set for the rich.

Transparency

The best way to kill corruption is to increase transparency. Government finances and contracts must be open and available to all. Who got the money, to do what and by when?

9)Cost of government

Our governance is TOO expensive – federal, state, local – cars, housing, allowances. We must reduce the cost of maintaining our public officials

10)Patriotism

I stand with Nigeria. There is enough in Nigeria for all of us to “chopbelleful”. Enough is enough. We must put Nigeria first and keep all the greedy & selfish people away from leadership.

Call to Action

Between now and Monday, February 6, I ask you to share via videos, Facebook, Twitter, blogs, SMS to 0902-355-5335. How are these issues affecting you? What are your daily struggles? How is it doing you? No matter what part of the world you are, I encourage you to share your stories. And join me on Monday in Surulere or online

Use any of the hashtags #IStandWith2Baba #IStandWithNigeria #OneVoiceNigeria on social media.

We will take all the reports and send them to our elected representatives as ONE VOICE of Nigerians across party, ethnic and religious lines – as they hear real people talk about real issues.

On Monday, February 6th, meet me at the National Stadium at 8AM and we’ll walk to the National Theatre – 2 national icons that epitomise our decline – as we state clearly and peacefully that #IStandWithNigeria and Nigeria must work for all of us and all of us must work for Nigeria.

Thank you! God bless Nigeria!!!

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/tell-us-beef-buhari-presidency-tells-2face/

That's why they are zombies, no brains at all

sarrki:


Then we are same

I am a patriot

Can you for once stop saying you are a Patriot? You are a zombie, full stop!!

sarrki:
Hero of wailers

You can never hear of him about ekiti

Adeyanju pdp scribe will be wondering

Can you for once stfu and use your brain?

Wailers indeed, 2years of utter nonsense and you still have the guts to display your stupidity in public..

Let's for once be truthful to ourselves, the past administration were incompetent, but at least they were better than this present parody of an administration..

What has these fools done in two years to better the lives of Nigerians? And you feel that people who protest are necessarily against the government?

So we should all shut up like you zombies while we suffer? If you still politicize everything in this country, you are an idiot.. someone speaks against the government "ipob!!! !" , someone criticizes the government "pdp or wailing wailer!!! ", someone points out the wrong in this administration "buhari hater!!!"..

You idiots seriously need to get your heads checked

Meanwhile its been 3weeks we saw electricity more than 4hrs in 2 days..

I know the zombies are coming to "praise pmb", but just remember, 3years ago power supply was more than this nonsense! Until we start seeing at least 18hrs power daily, the government has done nothing in the power sector!

Electricity is really rocket science

The Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) says that the nation’s power generation improved slightly to 3,528.90 megawatts on Feb. 1 from 2,662 megawatts on Jan. 22.

This figure was disclosed on the website of the Nigerian Electricity System Operator (SO), a sub-agency of the TCN, in its daily forecast on power generation in Lagos on Wednesday.

“The slight increase in generation is due to slightly increased gas supply to some Generating Companies (GENCOs) to boost operations.

“The total output of 3,528.90 megawatts from all the GENCOs on Wednesday has been transferred to the 11 distribution companies across the country,’’ the TCN sub-agency website said.

The Nigerian Electricity Supply Industry (NESI) operational report said the power sector dropped to 2,662.20 megawatt on Jan. 22 because of low water levels and challenge of accessing gas by GENCOs.

The report said the sector recorded highest system frequency of 51.50Hz and lowest system frequency of 48.80 Hz, while the highest and the lowest voltage recorded on Wednesday were 372KV and 300KV, respectively.

A reliable TCN official, who preferred anonymity, confirmed to NAN that the gas supply to generating companies had increased slightly, thereby, boosting operations.

The source said that the GENCOs inability to pay up the debts they owed the gas company also contributed to the drop in power generation on Jan. 22.

“Government’s intervention helped the gas company to allocate some gas to generating companies.’’

Another top official of Egbin Power Station, who also preferred to remain anonymous, said due to the slight increase in gas supply, the station now generates 400 megawatts as against the previous 150 megawatts.

The station, however, has a capacity to generate 1, 320 megawatts.

The official appealed for more gas supply to the station, so that it could fire all its five units.

According to the official, the GENCOs were equally being owed a huge amount of money by the Federal Government, which posed serious challenge to their operations.

“Gas to Power should not be politicised. Government should take issues of power very serious and find lasting solution to the lingering issues.

“The 400 megawatts Egbin generated was wheeled out to the national grid at 6.00 am on Wednesday,’’ he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/power-supply-improves-3528mw-generation/

Mynd44

Adminisher:


My dear friend. You need to stop posting childish stuff. The reserves are growing in spite of one third of the oil prices of the previous administration. The Naira exchange rate is high yet the reserves are growing. Something is happening that requires thinking and studying instead of posting. On power , the figure is $30 billion, that was what OBJ, Yaradua and GEJ spent on power to generate 7000MW that we still can't distribute properly. Someone I spoke is so sure that the problem is more than mediocrity of the Jonathan regime, there must have been full scale looting involved. Anyway, they later sold the power assets to their friends, monies were pocketed and still no power.
PDP supporters have to shut up. They have to endure. We endured 16 years of PDP looting, killing and degeneracy we will endure at least 8 years of Buhari. There is a demonstration happening on Feb. 5 everyone of you should join in but we shall ask you guys fundamental questions and by God you have to answer.

So at this point you're still blaming gej? 2years after he left? Yes we all know gej failed, but why did we elect that buffoon? To tell us gej failed or to work? You zombies amaze me really

This government has done nothing! We won't praise them till life becomes easier for Nigerians, like it were 3years ago and a lot better, you can keep fooling around, not like I give a f-uck

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Lol, watch how the zombies will come and start masturbating on this thread, where is that sarrki of a boy... This wasn't "good news" in the last administration, it was normal, we were still enjoying, but this zombies kept saying that we were suffering, but look at this once "normal event", now "good news", and apparently "pmb is working"..

As for me, this is good, but it's nothing, after 2years? By now we should have been enjoying at least 22hrs of electricity, but do we still have electricity in Nigeria? I doubt..

This is nothing special, polithiefcians and morons in the presidency are obligated to do these things, and therefore it's no "good news" or "thank the president", because that is his work, and as far as we know, they are not working in this country, come 2019 we will send the walking dead and his zombies out!

hahn:


Without the sun there would be no "day". Only night. Get it?



That is a question for another thread. Apparently, Jehovah was seeing things. Probably after the smoking competition where he won the title "the most high"

LMAO
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hahn:
For the duration of the video it seemed I was back 2000 years ago when man was still savage, barbaric, murderous and extremely ignorant

But it's 2017

Do you know that a Muslim was seriously supporting this act, and they say Islam is peace.. It's bad, but I really feel like nuking Saudi Arabia and all Islamic countries that practice this barbaric acts,

hahn:
For the duration of the video it seemed I was back 2000 years ago when man was still savage, barbaric, murderous and extremely ignorant

But it's 2017

Really barbaric..

Partha Gogoi Wrote "
There's no denying this. As an atheist, I don't bear the merest of adherence towards any religion, I don't care and I don't fear any; except Islam. It is an entirely separate league of illogical brutality. I care and i fear, not for myself but for humanity, for science and for peace on earth because I reckon Islam is a threat to everything that's beautiful and worth living for."

Gosh.. Seeing stuffs like this, it won't be bad at all if you become an Islamophobe really.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGckC6bWQJE

In this graphic video taken in Saudi Arabia near the city of Mecca, a woman is punished for having committed what her husband alleges is the murder of his 7-year-old daughter.

The convicted woman is led out before a crowd in broad daylight and beheaded in the middle of a lot.

It is unknown whether or not she was afforded due process during her defense, but the Saudi justice system is typically discriminatory against female defendants.

Are these savages people that can be reasoned with?

Evil of this sort needs to be eradicated. Not just the head of the snake, but the ideology that fosters this kind of actions.

If moderate Muslim nations don’t get their act together, they will also descend into the Dark Ages.

Source: http://www.israelvideonetwork.com/woman-beheaded-in-broad-daylight-in-moderate-muslim-nation-while-police-watch/

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Proudlyngwa:


The Holy Bible was written through the inspiration of the Holy Spirit.
Do you think God the father don't still inspire people today.
What you should know is some message/revelations are for one person, some for group of people, some for a certain age and some for totality.

Lol, so how did you come to the conclusion that the holy spirit inspired the writers of the bible, because you were told? And we should take your word for it?

Proudlyngwa:
that is the problem with you guys looking for physical proofs to spiritual things.
It doesn't work that way.

How the hell do you know about "spiritual" things if not by imagining them? So we should take your imaginations for facts?

Well I'll convert all Muslims to Christians, at least, lesser evil is better

tblackE61:



Bro no be small thing! The shit is just so annoying that I don't even give the dog much attention again, might even sell him off anytime soon. I have tried all this techniques but it just doesn't work. Imagine a local dog pursing a dog I spent my hard earn money on . #sad

lol

Is it your first time owning a dog?

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tblackE61:
Hello vet! Ur dog chronicles are great, apart from been a vet u will make a good writer. However I av a question vet and I would appriciate if u can help respond to it.

I have this 7 month dobber×rot miss I bought, the dog at seven month I beleived he should be bigger than the way it is now, the most annoying part is that my dog is just too friendly he plays alot, he is not territorial at all. He plays with strangers and always scared to the extent that when I take him for a walk local dogs pursue him . Av been thinking srsly of selling the dog out because i av tried all my possible best to make him less friendly but all prove abortive, I have tried caging him always and chaning him still yet nothing to show up. Pls do u know of any tactics I could use to make him a little bit aggressive and territorial. A pic of the dog is attached below

Lol bro, your case is funny... Though I had similar problems with my dog, when she was young(months of age), she was extremely friendly, she doesn't even bark, but as she grew up, she became aggressive, I do leave her inside, I don't allow her outside for walks or anything.. now she is very territorial but still scared, she do bark and hide behind her cage..

But whenever I open the gate, she chases anyone she sees, to an extent she even bit someone, Now we don't allow her outside..

So just reduce playing with your dog, don't allow her outside too much, feed her twice daily (morning and night), or even once(at night), your dog should be naturally aggressive since it has rott blood .. continue this routine, in no time it will start showing aggressive behaviors