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OfficialDad:
Nobody is following that sh!tty page. Upload them here and support the op

. correct bro!

Gee001:
Hmmm Benin goat from an old woman. Lips sealed

are u thinking what am thinking?..u gat the most nigerianed(if there is any word like dat.) comment on this thread.

How bout the remaining soldiers that died that same day ..e be like them too no be mama born them oo..abi because their own parents no be retired General? ..i tire for nigerians kwa.

veekid:
Who is he?

LOL..Niaralanders shaaa.. there can bad belle ehnn..

holatin:
Will it change colour each day ?
Will it clean itself when dirty ?
Does it have airbag incase of accident ?
Is it fire resistant ?
Does it have parachute ?

If not, then never advertise such 2 me

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ..walahi na only God go punish oo.. anyways incase the designer the read dis ur comment i bliv say him or her go meet this ur requirements in the next productions. oboi! 62k?..e be like say na lion skin them use make d clothe oo..them just paint am green.

ednut1:
God forbid bad tin. My first salary na dat amount u quote multiplied by 9.33. E no even dey reach self

and e still never the enuf for u to marry..oya clap for urself..

idu1:
I want to know if it worth opening thread for

..some peeps gat no chills sha..whats ur own? just rejoice with a brother na..LOL

ednut1:
Better to commit suicide than try dat na

Oga ur time never reach..if time reach nobody go tell you..u go take ur 15,000 monthly salary take marry..

Airforce1:
stop been stingy to yourself Op

I'm not saying you should blow your money at once on alcohol..
twice or thrice in a week take alcohol .
It's good for your body.

It won't stop you from buying house at banana island trust me.

..i just cant stop laffin..thanks for sticking ur ass out for some of us..at a point that OP gat me thinking..! comon..how many people drink five bottles of beer on a daily basis.?

AmEagles:
Am sure this is actually one of the ingrates that needs a phychometric test. And by the way is English your fathers language or why is it that with all your 1st Class in English language you still cant find a job other than to come online to castigate others.
Please be warned and look elsewhere in other forums to criticize or better still u can create your own forum to help others Develop der English speaking skills.
Thanks

..ur very hilarious..so in all ur years of been a nigerian u've not noticed that our lingua franca is english? and in all ur years of attending interviews u've not also noticed that interviewers do not speak yoruba,igbo or hausa during interviews? Pathetic.! plus people also come here for hangouts..its always funny out here no matter how trivial the case is...word of advice..DO NOT REPLY IN FULANI WHEN ASKED 'WHAT IS THE LINGUA FRANCA OF NIGERIA' IN A TEST.

Abrahamjesus:
Go ask google mr prof. in eng.lang, u dnt av job bkos if u av a job, u won't get time to criticise. Go google.com/ask.com. Alainise se!

....dude seriously if this how bad your English is then am afraid you that's trying to help people get job is not employable..(i know that really hurts..so sorry bout that.)

luvlyADESUWA:
Ppl are talking abt job, u are talking abt English.... U are really jobless

.. ..whenever you get an interview invite in your jobless life(sorry bro..not intentional ..u actually pushed me.)...try using that kind of English and see how it goes..loooools...

Pigin1:
Location: Gombe, Adamawa and
Borno!!! This is a military job!!!!

... ...Seriously dude u just made my day..

what the fuvk? He is related to Osama.. ' ...

chimexcomm:
Hello have you solved the issue? try using another browser like updated Mozilla Firefox and good internet speed. if the issue persist contact me via my signature

..yea thanks..its resovled.

Hello ouse.. am havin alilbit of problem wit d unn portal..my application is for a masters degree..I generated an invoice which requested me to pay #26300 ..went to d bank ..made the payment and they gave me ma confirmation oder. Went back to their portal started ma registration finished fillin all the forms till I hit d last one page *acknowlegdment page* buh it was showin me 2014/2015 academic session instead of 2015/2016..plus I tried to see what their refree form looked like by downloading it..it dint work..been tryna do it back since then buh it been showin me same shit..is it their portal problem or something else is wrong? ..need answers pls. I wud not wnt ma 26000 naira to waste sha.

plssss.....i wil be supa greatful..... ajogwubenjamin@gmail.com

AdeniyiA:
call up letter?
is that different from acknowledgment letter?

dis guy wan take laf kil me..aboby call up letter is d same thing as birth certificate nw

DeConsult:
SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...RUN FOR YOUR DEAR POCKET...LET YOU HEEL TOUCH YOU HEAD OOOO!!!! ARE YOU STILL WAITING? I SAID APPLY BLESSING OKAGBERE OOO.

workforce is not scam i thought u lready knew that! ....plus i have meet in person wit the poster...the guy is workforce's rep in benue. so dont discurage people wit ur liltle SCAM post!

anybody thats requests you to pay money for a job.......RUN!

ifoliobis:
ifoliobis@yahoo.com

dude wheneva u have chance jst help me wit d past questions..I need em .am guessing u sholud have urs by now. Tnks. Benslim101@yahoo.com

one of them dey run barbin saloon for my street now.

I actually had dis gurl i saw and fell for at first site! I saw her lyk january and toasted her till august she kept sayin NO! September she called me and told me she've placed me on three months probation..three months later we hooked up..she still told me NO! I gave her a SLAP of her life in a eatry and left her there gbam! Lemmo!

Interesting topic..mann for my popsy wey work and retired with bank when them still dey get radio room? Mennn its jst hell! Sometyms if he is in the sitin room when 10pm don dey near u see as guys jst d use style d enta their room..na u go show am which button to press for the remote to get chennels tv oo..and dat go be for lyk the hundredt tym! Bcus him no go eva let u do am for am oo..when it comes to handlin phones..him no dey stress himself use all dis high tech phones..nokia touchlyt gbam! The only wahala be say anytym wey msg enta him fone if u lyk dey kafanchan na u go still come open am for him...for my mumsy..na federal staf she be..she don d ride her peaguot 504 saloon since wey I kno her..all of a suden she jst get dis new honda suv..na there all her wahala start..na everyday she d look for where to put key start her moto oo..u wan try where she turn any available pikin to her driver..weda u dey in a middle of job interview self she fit holla at u when she wan go wednesday church service..! When it comes to usin fones mannn..she beta pass ma popsy far far..atleast she no need anybdy befor she read her sms..plus she fit send u bbm msg say make u come carry her go where she wan make hair...

Sezua: if i hit like make my finger bend

..lol..OLODO na d original idea be dis now.

@Op wateva happened to the "ur the only cocroach in my cupboard" line? Guy that 14 no complete witout dis one! Jst hit lyk if u agree.

Gboliwe: Do you understand what the OP wrote?

..lol as in ehnn..I taya for dat gralizz dude oo..umemployement don knack am upsidedown soteee ..him d come fit d read well again.