₦airaland Forum

sexyking1:
This is where this mumu is doing his protest against insurgency! You are declacing support for a program of immorality while your children are out of school. We have failed as a nation!

.. And your moniker is sexyking1..

Fasindo:













Obinna Simon.


Obinba Simon aka Mc Taqwaye from Anambra state.

The first time am seeing a practising Islamic Fulani family allowing their daughter to marry a Christian, this truly shows that religion is only 4 d poor.
If its a poor Fulani Muslim family they will never even allow their daughter to marry a Christian Fulani man.


Congrats Mc Taqwaye, may God grant u a blissful marriage.

LOL dude converted to Islam o.. He is a full stack Muslim now.

Boris all day long..!

Depends on various factors.. Was ur brother married with kids, was he the bread winner in ur family? If he was not married and he was not the bread winner of ur family.. Take the cash and become ur own man.. Buh if he was those things mentioned above i feel the job would be better because if u collect the money it's going to be a family meeting on how to share the money.

Man is a regular African leader.. His a tyrant.. Thank God Nigeria is a republic.. It took just dis pandemic to unveil his real nature.

Av actually had a lady tell me she was engaged first time i approached her.. Turns out she just wanted to know if really cared as i claimed.. Ladies really come in different shapes.. U never can tell.

olamidedivotee:
Which kain gun be this

hahahahahaha.. The gun follow Taya me oo.. Which kind gun be dat abeg. Hahahahahahaha

Isinweke:
Nigeria should carry out mercy killings to all the covid19 patients and suspects to avoid increasing the virus.


This virus can kill millions of people in this country o.
We should do everything possible to stop it now!

... U be mumu.. Them suppose carry out mercy killing on when ur mama been born you.

Show us d main kadunna jare.. Dnt confuse people that have not been there.. Danburauba.

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8, but some people may carry the virus and transmit without symptoms, this has not been confirmed...it is only confirmed that virus is spread once patients starts showing symptoms not while there are still asymptomatic.

Get a skill
Start developing in the skill u choose
By the time you get to 30 u would be ur own boss
Still get educated alongside.


Peace.

elektra:
The only time cheating bothers men is when it is a woman doing it.
Look at this OP, he is not even the one being cheated on, but it worries him so much he had to open a thread about it.

The woman left the kids for her husband. Who should she have left them for? Are the kids not bearing the man’s name?
There are many women tired from raising kids by themselves, have you ever noticed anyone of them? The moment you see one man raising his kids you come to open thread.
You men should get used to raising your own bloody kids.

.. U sound very naive.. Parenting is done by both the father and the mother.. In an African setting the father is believed to be the provider and the mother makes use of what to father provides in caring for their children.. When any of the parties default in their own role then these kind of problems arise.. A father cannot go out to look for provision for his children and be around at the same time to make sure they are well cared for.. Likewise the mother cannot be at home making sure the children are well cared for and be out at the same time wining bread.. That's while a functional family sometimes opts for a house maid that fills in for them.. So if u keep up with this ur idea ur going to be a terrible parent someday.

BecaciaBarbie:
As far as I am concerned, Christianity is the only true Religion in the world

what if ur parents where Muslims? Would u still hold this views of urs? That is by the way though.. Bad behavior my dear don't care what religion u are... If ur personality is fvcked it's fvcked.. There are generally accepted views on life issues and there are life issues that can be personalized equally .. When one does not understand the generally acceptable rule of humanity and always mistakes it for his/her personal view of life? Such a person is fvcked up... I hope you understand.

Mi casa su casa.. La familia... Hasta lavista if you can't stand mi familia..

BecaciaBarbie:

You are really making a big deal out of this and it’s wrong. What did the Bible say about a man leaving his whole family and cleaving to his wife? It was clearly stated there and the woman has the right over her home unless you don’t see her as your wife truly. If your wife decided today that your brothers should be off, you are to comply because even our Father Abraham complied to Sarah when she made such request, so who are you not to do same?

The problem isn’t even accommodating relatives, but accommodating relatives who only cause more problems in your marriage. As newly wedded couples, it has always been strictly advised not to accommodate anyone until few years, as both still need to get to know each other more. I’d rather have a very beautiful distance relationship with my in-laws than live with them and let the self respect disappear over Maggie issues? It is just common sense, and unless the situation is a life threatening one, it is really not advisable as they might even bang your wife if possible lol even if they are ladies, which is even worse, your marriage might not experience peace for the first few years! If your wife is okay with it, fine...let them in, as some people usually don’t mind but if she isn’t, you shouldn’t impose this decision on her. For instance some ladies like to walk around naked in the house, but having relatives around would obviously hinder such, then she has to be fully dressed all the time. Anyways, it is the couple’s decision to make and what works for A might not work for B.

how about some of us that are Hindus, atheist, agnostics, Buddhas, traditionalists.. Do we have to obey the "cleaving" theory of Christianity?

Nigga44:
hmmmmm

Some of you have been completely brainwashed.
I blame you not......it's just what you were told while growing up.

What about some of us that live in villages? I wonder with this your logic, how the hell are we still alive?

My point is that sometimes you need to unlearn somethings you learnt as a kid. Not all you hear are actually true. I stay in my village and I've never had any reason to be afraid of anything. Some of the best and most honest people I know are actually in the rural areas.
All the yahoo boys, fake pastors, corrupt politicians, ritualists and the likes don't reside in the villages. Change your mentality..... Visit just once and I bet you visit once every year atleast

.. Bro u are already at their level... No reason to fight u whatsoever.

DonroxyII:
Damn Fresh boy .... hope u are a Yahoo boy now abi Marlian .... a 10yr pulling such stunt ..... Damn ... u get big bros wey dey do runz ni ... how u tey sabi dat shi.t

... .. Am not a yahoo boi neither am i a marlain... I just know the rules of surviving.

Mine is more like craziest stunt av ever pulled in my life..

It was in my jss1, that was in 1999.. I had wanted to attend FGC or a catholic secondary school unfortunately all flooped so i had to miss the whole of first term.. Second term i resumed at a private secondary school with assurance from my parents i would leave when am going to ss1..which later happened.

Second term, i resumed when the term has already gone far almost close to exam period.. Fast forward exams came, i had no friends yet, my notes where not up to date it was just me myself and i...I had to improvise.. I had just one option, exam malpractice (i was 10yrs). Back then we used pages from long notebook 'fuscap' as we called it then..

THE ACT.

My first paper that term was agricultural science.. I took the Sunday night before Monday that the exam is scheduled for to draft my name, class date and all the necessary things written on the top right corner of a typical exam fuscap.. We used to have 20 objectives questions and 5 essays to answer 3. I would just number my fuscap from 1-20 and fill in alphabets from A-D as i deem fit.. Turn my fuscap and write out answers to four possible essay questions and go.

On the Monday of the exams i would enter exam hall with like four fuscap sheets and the one with answers amongst them.. Once exams starts i will busy my self for like 45 minutes solving the objective part i would then boldly remove the one with answers and strike lines on it like a canceled work, place it ontop of my desk and majestically write out the correct answers that are in them.. I did that for all my subjects then apart from maths and English without been caught for even a second.. (nobody thought a 10yr old cold could pull that kind of a stunt).. I came out tops in my class that term.. I introduced myself to my classmates ina grand style.. Nobody taught i would come out tops when i resumed barely weeks before exam...told my friends years later.. Them still no bliv me till today..

PS: I pulled that stunt just that term..

Happy new year from us to u..

Government always trying to make poverty look appealing to the average man.. After we don pay through our nose go school finish una still want make we dress on suit the sell pure water. Meanwhile na affidavit una take the earn 6 figure salaries.. GOD PUNISH ALL OF UNA.. Dignity in labour ki una dere.

Cutehector:
What kind of long story is this

Local man is no longer understanding.

Hmmmm.. So all the pictures u have posted on your Facebook wall is not enough for him to see ur face abi.. U had to send him a special one..?.. Am just helping ur husband think ni oo... U need serious convincing to do madam.

lilwetdick:
soon the AFC(average frustrated chumps of nairaland) will soon show up here with their stupidity telling you to go and hustle and stop thinking about women.

no woman is going to understand who you are because they gat no time and have their own problem

and you arent going to meet any girl that has the same interest like you do, most women will just pretend that they love what you love to make you happy

just because you are a stunt introvert does not stop you from having fun in life, you just have to come out from your shell and meet with people to improve your communication skills, understand small talk, build up your confidence by not giving a fucck, read a little bits of things and it not compulsory that you must talk with a woman on phone for 2 hours and stop comparing yourself with your ex present bf.

.. Ur a Rational Male.. Ur already in the manosphere.. I bet you spin alot.

Kelvin30286063:
Dating students is stressful, especially if she lives in the same city with you.
I dated one some years ago, she got to my house for the first time. Mobbed the floor of every single room despite the fact that it was a 3 bedroom flat.
Then cleaned the kitchen cabinet and washed all the plates. I was like...why now. I have someone that comes in to do all this things. She said I shouldn't worry...i know she was only acting responsible cuz she noticed I'm all set for marriage.
A week later, she billed me 59k for her school fees. I just laughed and send 20k to her cuz I remembered all the work she did the day she came.

... Talk true dude.. The 20k was not only for sweeping.. U had to combine plus payments for za oza room services

These OP enhh.. Be like them never tell you say their house rent go soon due..

His enjoying the dividence of the change he campaigned for now.. There should re-arrest him again in that DSS headquarters self.. RUBBISH!!

e don red for beneficiaries..

WIZGUY69:
Nairaland is filled with Sadists, haters and Nazists, go to Quora, twitter, Instagram, Reddit it's totally different from this place.
This forum is unique in a negative way.

Spot On! It's getting annoying and crazy, you will log out of twitter to nairaland and meet the same news, but different comments, while the twitter comments are always sensible and positive. The nairaland comments are always the positive. Like this place is a breeding ground for tribalists and illiterates.

... It used to be educating and fun here until teens started having android phones and access to the internet.

SarkinYarki:
Nigerian have been talking about missing organs since 1960 but till date not a single picture of what a groin with missing organ looks like , not a single picture

.. Olodo.. U don't believe them ni? Dnt worry.. I know ur type 'too enlightened to be African'.. Lemme tell you av seen a pastors prick stolen just after he scolded the crowed beating a old woman to return the first victims prick.. ..

Clemercy2:
I bought the same phone from Jumia for the past 7 months and it is working perfectly, and I help my friend buy one too no issue. This can't be a general problem

.. Very true.. Because am still using the one i bought more than 5months now with no issues.. The OP was not just lucky.. It happens once in a while.

It's only a Nigerian Nurse that would wake a patient up from sleep just to administer a sleeping tablet..

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
The problem with Nigeria the Citizens are stuck illiterate all they have is a big mouth with no brain that is how most of my Nigerian people are. Is the border closure prices in Benin Republic togo and Ghana have reduced while prices in Nigeria have increased even inflation is increasing in Nigeria. So who is the border closure really affecting the Nigerian people are suffering more because of the high prices than any other African. Also in Cameroon prices are beginning to fall because of the border closure. Nigeria's problem is the people are stuck illiterate we believe we can do everything ourselves when we have nothing human development index where rank 155 in the world. Performance and achievement where is 148 in the world. Empty vessels make the most noise. Go to sambisa Forest Nigerian soldiers are killing themselves for food and pure water which they don't have the basics

... Its not 'stuck' its 'stark'.. MUMU.. When a fool is trying too hard to come across as intelligent.