₦airaland Forum

MelesZenawi:
Not hate but we have to tell the truth at all times.

Nigeria is not strong as perceived.

.. There are not strong as perceived yet even in ur country u are crying that there are taking over.. Brother wey mumu.

Egwu1boolu:
FORGET ABOUT NIGERIAN POLITICS, WHATSAPP ME NOW AND WIN VERY #BIG

.. Oga why not stake ur life saving and win once and for all since ur so sure?

efex01:
Good evening to you my lady, am Felix by name, Yoruba from osun state that was the introduction that led to another thing.

Less I forget, I started a new job in Ibadan as an accountant for a pharmaceutical store on Monday, in which I was introduced to all the staff in their branches but there is a particular lady in one of their branches that ask me a same question, can I meet?

After introduction the next thing she said is, you are not my type, you are too ugly to be my boyfriend.

My people, pls am I too ugly to be this lady boyfriend, cause I need to ask someone because I don’t have any girlfriend that I can ask

.. Lol. Guy u tear ugss oo.. Why ur face shift go onside like dis?.. Buh finally finally na money be fine Bobo.. Cheers mate

ambient:
Men have always complained on how complex the female mind works, a lot of meme have been created on how a woman saying 'go' actually means stop and the others.

I think some men have been putting a lot of effort in understanding us (women) and is now our turn to try and understand them a little.... Lol

In this thread a woman get to ask a question and the men get to answer or give their opinions on what they actually mean.

I will go first....

[b][/b]When a man keeps complaining to his wife or girlfriend about a friend or friends who is always leeching on him what does he really want the lady to do with the info?

A) just listen and do nothing?
B) try and get the so called friend off her husband or boy friend back?
C) none of the above?

Matured answers only, ladies if you have questions to ask the men folks this is the thread for it.

most men that does this do it just to show off.. There do not expect the wife/gf to do anything.. Its petty show off.. All men can talk leeches off.

Says one who is always flying.. God go punish all of these pipo.

ndidibabe:
Arsenal is a useless club. Playing Europa football with one Guru Maraji club at 4pm when everyone is busy at work.

Very useless club.

.. oh my darling arsenal.. See what you have caused..lol

helinues:
Then who authorised the plate number?

Or is issuing plate number now the work of carpenters?

. this is naija oo.. Counterfeit plate number full road.

I no a similar story of a non Muslim child that was kidnapped in the north and forced to reside and change her religion in the emirs palace for over 15years period.. When the parent of the Child finally found her she was already married with children in the emirs compound and even when police came she denied her parents.(or maybe whatever . These stuffs are everywhere... God keep us safe.

Logan95:
Good day house.

I meet my girlfriend recently in school, she's an undergraduate student while I'm a post graduate student.

She is a very beautiful girl and well endowed. For the few months we've dated she's one of a kind. She has a good heart, buys me stuffs even though I'm not poor, cleans my house and relates well with my sister to mention a few.

However she told me about her ex, she loved him and supported him financially because he was a student and broke.

We have been going smooth until this night she decided to tell me her past without me asking. She said I am too special but I have to know who she truly is.

She started by saying she's had two abortions for her ex, that she slept with many guys for money which she eventually spent on her ex. I was dumbfounded and I'm in a dilemma now. She just said I should forgive her that I don't deserve her.

I don't know how to tackle this majorly because she confessed without me asking and she did all these before I meet her.

.. Bros if she has all those good attributes as u claim stick with her.. After all is not like u ur self is a virgin.. She has told you her own past u self tell her ur own make una move on.. Nobody holy pass

Ewedegubbler:
We shall see.. We all know that Football in Nigeria is generally played by southerners. lumping up northerners in a Nigerian soccer team is like trying to export crude oil from sokoto.. Can a man give what he does not have ?

.. What is really wrong with all of you self.. I mean what really are your problems?

NGA 0 HUN 1 in less than 3 minutes.

Ihutomi:
Gotv select 2,the only good thing gitv do since this year.niaja 4 hungry people 0

.. Select 2 no show oo.. Na select 1 the show am

ALL FEARS ARE CAUSED BY INABILITY OF UNDERSTANDING AND ACCEPTING THE TRUTH
(thanatophobia inclusive)

At a point in my life i used to be very scared of losing a loved one.. It was very bad that anytime i got call from my loved ones i thought something bad happened.. It all changed when i actually suffered the loss of my dad.

What you have, you can loose that's the only truth.
Everything you have today and you feel it's yours, it's only because you are alive and you still have life but one day you will lose this life to and everything you consider to be yours would be forever left by you, be it possessions, power, relatives etc.. So why fear?..

Another reason that creates thanatophobia (fear of loosing a loved one) is 'attachments'.. Sounds wired but it's the truth. When you get deeply attracted to someone you lose yourself in him/her, your own existence fades away.. You become their being, you laugh when there laugh and cry when there do you feel everything they feel and at such moment in life you forget to feel yourself without them these attachments removes all gap between you and them and you become ONE literally. Now loosing them becomes loosing yourself and that is the root cause of the fear of losing someone because that someone is actually you. The you that your attachment with them has notured, shaped and created investing alot of time and emotions with the hope of staying together forever. Now the fear is not losing someone but yourself.. The you that was created through attachments. Now don't fear loosing the 'you' created by attachment because there is still the real 'you' in there that needs attention accept the truth, it is the real you who is more important.

Finally when you think negative, you are sorrounded with fears. Don't think negative about the future put your hopes in God and believe that whatever he does he would do in your favour. Faith alone kills every fear of the future..

Hope this helps.

Hmmm.. Any time i remember my own i still feel embarrassed.and I thanked God again that day actually happened. . I was in my second year then.. Am among the TM Lewis long-sleeved always on starch squad.. That's the squad that spent all their money on looking the part.. Lol. Every body for class the reason me boss man.. Plenty babes the crush on me.. My wahala as at then was my bacha that i was staying.. Lol. Only my realest gee could visit.. It was strickly out of bounds for unwanted visitors..

THE EVENT

I used to suffer migraine back then. On these special day that the devil decided to fall my hand i had an attack (migraine) while class was going on without any aura/warning sign.. I stormed out of class in severe pain.. Got home took my drugs lay down enduring the pain.. 2hours later i was still in serious pain i heard a single knock on my wooden door! First person i saw was one of my realest gees little did i know he came with the whole class behind him(every one obviously took the opportunity to know where i stay) . OMOH!! I scanned my batcha with the smallest part of my head that was not feeling the migraine.. I saw my self lying on my small camp bed, i saw my small stove in one corner of my room, i saw my 2 small small pots very close to my stove, LOL..first thing i could mutter was 'kaycee u for kuku kii me' hahahahahahaha (till 2moro kaycee still d take am laf me) omoh in a quick flash all my life scrolled pass my face i looked up i saw more than 20 different faces looking down at me lying down on my very small mattress that was barely containing me. worst of all was the face of the one girl i really liked.. Menn it was game up for me how do i ever get my street cred back? It took me one whole week before i could resume proper classes, it also took me more than a session to regain alilbit of my street cred.. Hahahahahahaha.. As embarrassed as i felt lying down like some helpless puppy on my camp size bed protecting my little slice of nothing.. i learnt a valuable life lesson... Moving forward am still starching my clothes oo but i have moved out of my batcha since 9yrs ago lol.

viviangist:


Since Buhari enter Office Am spending 10K on Nepa Bills Instead of my Normal 5k , They no change my Prepaid Box ooooo

I Guess something is Fishy here , My Neighbor dey always remind me to recharge my Box On time ... I Wonder why she get so much interest on that these days.

Her son is a graduate of Electrical Engr , and he sabi illegal connections very well .

Abeg Nairalanders wetin i go do , am planning to remove my fuse this night and check her window to know if the light is showing ...

Please i need more suggestions ....

https://123.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/72958953_2732324583466146_5689018173093838848_n.jpg

.. Lol oga remove ur fuse oo.. I get one neighbor wey d use my units with me i no know till one day i wan travel i decide to comot my fuse put for inside.. Them no get light till i come back.. Lol.. Omoh immediately i code i go carry nepa show crib sharpaly..

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

.. Long overdue.. I hope we could go back to the nairaland we used to know.. Tired of all this name calling here... I used to have me a good laugh here before..plus respectable arguments void of name calling.. I really hope these rule 9 is enforced to the later.

alhassanyusuf29:
Chai!! Nyamuri flat.heads won't like this! Their RadioBiafra statistics goes contrary to this

How can IMF say this after ibo gave Donald trumps 60% votes

.. A whole lot is wrong with this new generation nairalanders walahi.. This forum used to be a place that fostered unity among Nigerian.. U lots turning this place into some stupid place lately..

If only you could open the guy on red's heart.. U would weep.. I pray he finds the help he needs.

psychologygh:
Stupid talk and do you think the LNG is for free.And we produce our own crude and buy proper refined crude from Europe not Nigeria who can't even refine a quarter of their oil.Why do you think you're the only one who sells LNG.You rather loose if we decide not to buy your LNG and by God's grace we now produce our own LNG now so we don't buy yours again.Listen,our energy sector is far stable and better than yours with blackouts everyday in your country. We enjoy 24/7 electricity throughout the year in Ghana which is a dream in Nigeria

. Ghana is just alilbit bigger than Lagos so if you don't achieve 24hours power supply don't you think that would be shameful?.

"how you dey" note.. Not "how are you" oo

Lion and the jewel.. Making money is a must.

BroAchival:
Sure, I have no option, my brother.

But that girl is 101% a wife material.

Lucky the man who will appreciate and wife her.

Thanks anyway.

. Sounds more like u've already made ur decision you just needed to confirm..

;

TwoBottles:
There is nothing like the first time, the memory is something else. I remember when my first girlfriend offered me sex; I came even before I brought my pen1s out of my trousers. For the next couple of weeks I was downcast..

Jordanbelfort07:
once bought a 50k phone for a chick all because of pekus
Las las the relationship wasn't worth it.
Got to find out that the girl was fucking her boss at work.
Women aren't worth all the sacrifice guys.
The juice is never worth the squeeze.
Being red pill aware will save you a truck load of time and money.

before you give a girl any substantial amount of money, always make sure you f**k her.
If she doesn't agree, my brother dump her!! She is is just out to use you!!

always be prepared to leave any girl no matter how beautiful you think she is.
There are 7 billion people on this planet so you will always find a girl who is a %1000 better than the one you are currently seeing.

Cc
ubunja
Ilekokonit
martinez39

. ��Ur a Rational Male.. I would like to officially invite you to the manosphere.

GodCovenant:
na wa of. arsenal about to do it again. my money chai

common 1x. they cannot do

. Relax ur ticket is still intact

Another Libya and Afghanistan loading... There should keep up with the xenophobic attacks.

Wow.. Man of peace.. Sometimes u need to take peace by force..

That's why hausa's call them yan'sanda too i guess.

Rapmoney:
So, since he is not from the north, he should be released? If that slain young man was your brother, would you have typed this dustbin you typed?

. Do you understand pigeon English at all? Or u just like to jump on people's comments?..

Them just scapegoat Johnson because him no be aboki.. Abi na today naija soldiers don dey kill citizens wey them no d answer for?.. Make we watch and see wetin go happen to those ones wey kill police men.. Useless country.. If you be aboki, u get special previledge.. If you be aboki and you come get money, u get over special previledge.. If you be aboki and you come get money come get Abuja connect join, omoh just kill d go nothing do u.

Who come be the real minister of state Niger delta now? Godswill apkabio abi na festus keyamo? Am not understanding dis list again oo.

AKA go die of high BP oo.. Queen B for add one SA artist now.. Chai.