₦airaland Forum

This pipo never ready.. Who get data to dey stream? ..

His niece abi the Ex-wife niece?

Make una d try d do proper reporting o

Only God know why you dey request for am sha..

Omoh my own i don't even know if terming it funny will be appropriate..

I was truly small, say BTW 4-6 yrs.. Can't remember exactly again..

We get this wosky boda for compound, idiot dey change women like trousers on a daily.. Knack finish even to dispose gold circle well self na wahala..

It was on a great Saturday morning.. Popsy have not gone to Saturday banking (they used to work Saturday's too), i was playing with my younger brother in the backyard.. I no sabi wetin carry my eyes go see balloon for that useless boda side of the backyard, wetin concern me? I carry dey balloon, then i discover say e get some kind water inside.. I come pure more water inside and us small omo rinse am out. Balloon don ready, na so i blow my thing very big come d play with my younger brother..

We play with that balloon for close to an hour self before one sabi sabi woman wey no dey mind her business take lightning bolt speed go call my mama say her children dey play with condom, say them go carry HIV..

Omoh before i say jack my mama Don report my papa, my younger brother don Japa, Bro my pops beat me taya that dat. Gosh! E hard to forget that beat..

How i no take geh HIV till today still be miracle, because i hear say dah boda na HIV kill am.

What are the tools used to shutdown twitter biko? I want to know.. Twitter has not always been in existence.. Was the federal government loosing money those periods too?.. Pipo just come online and use stupid unverified stats to confuse other pipo.

It's simple now.. Meat na the multivation to keep eating.. If person eat am first.. Person fit loose interest for d remaining food especially if the meat na only one

mbahdi:
Mine be say anytime she come my house and we play finish.i go ask her watin she need she go say nothing.so later if we dey chat for facebook she go tell me say she wun make a wish now.and wen u ask her what's dat.she will say she need a standing fan in her room.
Anytime she come my house and I play with her.next she ask for is one or two things she saw in my room.me I dun stop dey ask her watin she want

before she make 10 wishes lasan her sitting room for Don set

timothy2396:
How I want take eat 6 times a day for this Buhari regime.....

person never see one time eat self na six times.. Lol buhari na devil

What do this devil's want again.. Una don get country already, una still dey bomb pipo.. ISLAM-A-BAD.

She wouldn't let me even if i wanted to.. She a single mum with two kids.

bunto:
You Nigerians need to learn how to trust your system. We are damaging our institutions by disbelieving their fairness or competency. This is giving bad people the impetus to cheat the system.
Stop making statements that sound as if it's what it is. You are not helping but hurting Nigeria.

that is because they are not fair, they have never been fair and we are not sure if they are ever going to be fair.. So we keep doing what we know how to do best.. LOOK OUT FOR OURSELVES.. Finally finally 'it is what it is'!

Orubebe01:
In view of the spate of building collapse in Lagos State and the attendant fatalities, loss of properties, bad reputations, setbacks amongst other things, the Lagos State Government through Lagos State Building Control Agency is making efforts to stem the tide.


The State Government has recently employed the services of about 350 professionals including engineers, architects, builders etc to extend the dragnet of monitoring illegal developments.

Another effort the State Government is exploring is that of "WHISTLE-BLOWING". In the spirit of ensuring a safer Lagos, LASBCA will appreciate your partnership with the Lagos State Government by whistle-blowing to tell us the On-going developments as well as distressed buildings in your area.

Your cooperation will be most appreciated.

Contact details
Toll free lines:
070050504040, 07000LASBCA
lasbcalag@gmail.com

For: General Manager
Lagos State Building Control Agency (LASBCA)

i would really love to call those lines.. My landlord does worst.. But his a yoruba man and am not.. He might speak yoruba to the general manager and i would find myself and my property on the street. and the house still taking tenants.. I will park to a better place soon.

MrMacinterchi1:
Choi. very bad . very bad. una just leave the lady like that . LOL

omoh we take personal decisions ni oo.. Even the new one, how person sure say na only him get am self.

atheistandproud:
Mah niggie

That's how we roll. Why fight over puss?

Why fvckin fight? At the end of the day self Two of us fit still be d side niggas

Which kind clean juju be dis one? sure say e go work self

My visit was not unannounced oo.. Na the other nigga come unannounced.!. So i closed late on a Friday.. My babe stays closer to my work place.. Then i decide to just chill the night at her place.. Fast forward to the next day which is Saturday.. Since am not going to work i decided to chill a little bit before i go home.. Atleast eat good food first .. The other nigga came in ooo while she was in the kitchen, omoh na boxers i wear d press laptop oo. [center][/center] Las Las babe introduce two of us oo.. That guy still be my nigga till today!.. We get new babes now.

oduduwa nation.. Fear fear pipo.. Everything just Japa Japa..

if hunger sapa you.., no be person go tell you..

God in my next life please do not bring me near a place like dis... Reflective jackets? Kai this is truly laughable.. God go punish all these pipo.

Is he suffering from late progeria?

Naija yav scatter already

This is truly sad.. I really looked forward to her been freed Alive.. This world is truly a wicked place ��

.. Them get brothers in name answering for this country now.. Only say my Niger delta brothers the reason well before them chose name.. Some the bear ENJOYMENT self. Lol

Fufu sellers? Awon eleyi ti ya weyrey sha.. Una for kukuma take them do money now.. Rubbish.

Ehnn! No wonder heat wan finish me last night.. When them kukuma bring the light e too low to carry AC self

The pistol though.. .. This type fit kill plus the teacher spirit join ooo.. Lol

Olympus has fallen.. Great film

Which kind of misleading headline be dis?.. Na Nigeria them kidnap them abi na Niger?

The truth will definitely come out..! If not today.. Then one..

Barca might just get the Chelsea treatment in one match

DonDemu:
I Got to the interview without my resume and when they asked me for it I just stared back blank faced, my throat was dry and when I wanted to explain that I assumed they should have it, as I started speaking, spit flew from my mouth onto the face of the HR staff. As she jerked backwards, her cup of coffee in her other hand spilled all over her white suit and she screamed because it was hot and she fell backwards onto the glass table which shattered.

I got up and left in a hurry and ended up crashing into the glass sliding door and it broke to pieces.

.. Hahahahahaha.. Sounds more like scene from a comedy film.