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Or beta still u myt as well want to sen me details..benslim101@yahoo.com tnks in anticipation

Buh na friday the trainin supose hold oo as dis wiks friday..so ur details is need urgently

Lol dude ur makin me wanna send ma name and location and at the same time conviencing me not too! 40k in two wiks? I get dat tym jare..giv me details...remember u actually rushed here for help when e first happen to u oo..now that u have gone thru it I wonder hw its a secret all of a sudden..

@benzzyno...I don't av her permission to post her pic...[/quote]jst consider me REALIST I want to judge things the way there are on ground! Dnt wnt to comment randomly ..sowie bout that dude ..mayb the people advicin yhu against her are actually right!

Buh it seems ur msg is a week olda! I guess u myt be of help at dis juncture..!

Dude I received the same txt msg..buh ciriously I dnt kno jackshit bout em..also tried google..didn't get any coherent answer ..most stuffed that showed up majored on india elctions,polls and oda stufs..called a couple of fwnds to ask..non of em knew..so I jst decided to chill..

I no eva think say medicine student dey evn get tym for swags lyk dis oo..e be lyk say medicine no to hard as them talk self...#goinbacktoschool !

The cameraman is the bravest man! Too think of it he is actually infront of the man doin d catchin! Dat means na him don front the python befor the actual captors..

Dude side chick(s) ishh is the trend now in our society now oo ..guys consider it smartness. Buh if ur not smart enuf...them go gang rape u oo

ARSENAL 3 everton 1... We go finish work for their head! Gbam!

One of ma babe dat year d do all dis things now..she alwais get ma d**k's attention in a very rugged way! I no mind off the gas or press red botton for ma tv instead of to chng chennel and go striaght to d mata ..

kuyola: @Benzzyno

What is pinshures pls?

guy na only u waka come? ..am sayin it again..pinshures befor any comment..

Pinshures plss...

ehalliday: Thanks guys....i'm glad i can help, look to your emails soon for your e-copy

abeg i need am too benslim101@yahoo.com. Wan try am for one babe head see weda e go work..befor i fit transfer am to my oga for work.

chingydaboss: E go beta.. Oluwa will crown ur effort...

abi oo..life the alwais continue..!

E be lyk say na regrete story i go term ma own oo..
First application for job wey i eva do them call me for TS and that was union bank last yr....them no allow me pass documentation stage bcus i no get discharge cert wey jst remain only one month for me to get..curtesy of augustina ogunbiyi..hw i wish she d read dis thread..at first naija be me lyk ghana but later later i jst reason say today na her turn.abi she wan tell me say if i be her cousine she for no allow me go tru with the TS? Scoffs..!
Then the second one again na still unionbank wey don dey look lyk say them no need new staff again..i don ryt apptitude test tay tay but till now i still d hope say them go jst chng their mind go through with the process..make any bdy no evn think am say i still d learn work for job haunt oo..cus all the stories wey i read for up there no bdy go trainin school wey them tell am to go back.

ghananotnaija: I declare in Jesus' Holy Name, that Ebola will never spread within the borders of Ghana!

But God helps those who help themselves. Ghana must shut its border to all African countries! Trspassers must be shot on sight and their bodies burned to charcoal!

lamest post eva!! Give it up to u bro! Dats t'he same treatment u shld recieve..bloody trespasser.!

[uote author=Rilwayne001]Cette chose est effrayer l'enfer outta moi .... Seigneur, aie pitié de nous [/quote]abeg anyother information wey u hear kip us updated

agobentim: Please fellow Otondos going to the Northern and middle belt of Nigeria where bombs have been detonated or has a Large number of Hausa speakers. Please try to make sure you take your bus from and straight to the camp venue thru cross country. Or when you get to the town closer to the camp venue, make sure the bus taking you to the camp venue is filled with corpers who are southerners and people who are not wearing hijab or teblik dressing. The reason is because the BHaram insurgents know people are going to camp and myt want to use that advantage to put their people with explosives in buses going to camp venues or at the camp crowded entrance venue in the northern states. We know it is not your portion but you also have to be safety conscious. We love you but God loves you most. Please rebroadcast in all social network.

op..u jst dnt go out scaring people all in t'he name of the fact that u want to make front page..have u ever stayed in t'he north or the middlebelt u are advicin people on hw to go about?.if u must trvl u must trvl wit cross country.(U sounded more lyk a staff of cross country here..lol)...enta a bus filld with corpers(lamest security advice eva!) and some oda lame advices u dished out..!.who made u the IGP? sometyms i wonder d' kind of threads dat make it to front page.. U cant sit in t'he comfort of ur room operatin ur laptop givin secruty tips about a place u dnt kno jackshit about! Its a pity u actaully gat some of ur readers scared..! Buh if t'he management were fit enuf there should have known that dis thread should not av been allowed in t'he first place not to talk of t'he fact that it actually made front page...!

el-dega:
I seriously feel your pain bro but the thing is that, so many things have changed in the system over the past one or two years and i doubt if the person that talk to you then is still in the system.
Nevertheless, i will just advise you to let your hope be in this present recruitment and if anything should come out of your previous one so be it but sincerely the chance is sooooooo slim but nothing is impossible

tnks dude. The way talk with much authority like u work with union or somtin..dnt kno if u av any idea if the head of HR is sttil mrs tina..thats the lady incharge when i had ma ish? Jst askin though..

Paroman: Bro I would advise you to try as much as possible to get the phone number of Union bank HR, tell them your problem and get to know if you will be automatically admitted to Training School or not.. Or if you are close to either of their offices in Lagos, Abj or PH, you can pay them a visit. Getting a job in this country isn't that easy oo so whatever opportunity one gets shouldn't be allowed to slip by just like that. Good luck bro

soul touching consolation bro..i really appreciate tnks.

Ur goal post is safe with dis guy!

Ma fellow nairalanders i av little ish dat i need word of truth on..no foolish talks pls.. I was given provisional employment by union bank as at last yr october thats afta undergoin all the regorouse process of apptitude test writting with dragnet, the waitin periods befor i was finally invited for interview and d long waitin period befor i was sellected among the little few who went for medicals and finally the provitional employement email..! But durin all dis period i was actually still servin..as in still doin ma nysc! I was among the 2013 batch A corp member dat passed out feb 2014. The banks Induction progremme was suposed to commence november 11th,that is aproximatly two months to my passin out. I went to union bank trainin academy in lagos with high hopes..afta documentations of all the inductees..my tale began..just like a dream i was askd bout ma discharge cert..i went around ma nysc story explainin to them how av jst two months to go on nysc programme with proofs of ma ID card and evn letter from my nysc employer only for the HR head to shatter ma heart with one sentence..!" The bank's policy do not allow that" and dat was it! All other pleas from a young hustlin youth fell on deaf ears..i cudnt evn realise they brought snacks for us..i was downcasted..! But befor i left the building the assistant tEam leader saw my mood offered words of encouragement told me what eva is urs will surly be urs told me that as soon as i finish my nysc i shld foward a copy of my dischage cert to their HR email address that hopfully if the bank was goin to run anoda graduate trainee recruitment my name will be among..! Although feeling alittle bit consoled i still wished i was not asked to og home. By endin of january 2014 i sent the HR an email reminder,they sent me a reply telling me to pls get intouch as soon as i finish my nysc. Then on the 13th of feb 2014 ,30minutes after i received ma discharge cert i sent it to their HR..av sent couple of other emails but av not gotten any reply from them yet..is it they jst gave me false hopes? Or that they are waitin for the ryt tym to reply me? So many questions runnin tru my minds. Though still re-applied when i saw their adverts again still waitin for interview invitation just been hopeful cus av been at home for six good months now afta nysc lookin for job ..u kno its not easy out here dats for job seekers lyk us..so dis little bird i still hope i av in my minds..i dnt wanna loose it! DO YOU SEE ANY CHANCES FOR ME HERE?..honest opinions pls!

ISLAM-A-BAD..!

Yomieluv: cant even comprehend the writeup,its good to be an ajebutter. Write it in good english,for sake of ajebutter like me.

God damage ur nyash there...i dey free bcus i kno say u no undastnd wetin i ryt..! Gbef...lol

[quote author=adeola_drg]I dey state university oo and my mum has spent almost 600K on me at 200L.

Dude as in ya realllllllyyyy dumb...! Its obvious..LMAO

Abbey2sam: Are you this dumb?

as in dis dude is really dumb..! LMAO

Naija all d way

As e be say op don license lie for here.....me ma make i tell una one..!
Rice and fufu....very somciouse..!

its actually one thanksgiving gone bad....!