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Samsimple:
U Lucky dem born in for brazil.. If na Nigeria dem born u, you would have been a professional painter by now..

milemimi93:
Most naija babes don't moan when you fvck them. They just lie on bed as dead rats

oyetpel:
Do you know the worst part? They plan to do a third instalment. Terrible movie.

I also read the reviews, but the first one was good, that's why i downloaded this sequel.

Ishilove:
Armadeo_, KoiceReloaded_, Beorn_, who recommended 'Cloud Atlas'?

I haven't watched a more hopelessly romantic movie since the Titanic. I'm an emotional wreck right now. I can't type

stonemind:
Just finished watching Escape Plan 2..very disappointed in the movie, it's predictable and that Chinese guys is poor actor. I'll rate it 4/10

Beorn:
Watch and rate it before I download it.

KoiceReloaded:
I know what you mean. The Greek German coach did it with Greece in 2004. He took an average team and turned them into a unit and Euro conquerors. The problem with Nigerian team last night is there weren't real pattern of play to their footy. They weren't set up defensively, neither were they set up to attack. And even though Croatia were poor as well, they posed the more threat in attack, and eventually scored us two.

Ishilove:
Which accurate predictions has he made so far?

KoiceReloaded:
They're average talented at best. The lethargic football I witness yesternight finally convinced me that Nigeria desperately need a creative midfielder to spray defense splitting passes, an enforcer that will break up play, fast effective full backs to spray diagonal crosses, and skilful pacy forwards. Right now, the coach is only making do with what he has. You can't conjure a fluid liquid football from players not technically enabled.

KoiceReloaded:
Hahaha. Why did you bother starting their names in capital letter sef? They don't deserve that courtesy. Suffice to say this contingent is completely talentless. The 2014 team was better.

Ishilove:
Which pig?

KoiceReloaded:
Nigeria won't make it out of the group. The super chickens are coming home.

Ishilove:
Hahahahah! Character

Getting set for the match?

Ishilove:
Unwavering and set in his views.
And so are you
Beorn, methinks you and KoiceReloaded were twins in your past life.

oyetpel:
Bro, i just read a little about it now, female thor will be jane foster, Thor's love interest. A kind of supernatural power made her able to wield the mojnir.

And her name is Thor, so you have got to deal with.

I know it's hard, it's like a girl breaking up with a man.

SO DEAL WITH IT BRO, a female her name Thor is coming to our screen soon so deal with it or refrain from seeing it when it's out. haha.
peace.
Naija chickens next.

oyetpel:
Beorn, you are fine with genderwashing but against a female thor?

You are contradicting yourself.

Do you know the background of the female thor?

It might be set years after the male thor must have passed away.

And Koice have quoted the director.
"The female thor will be worthy of her role and also able to wield the mojinr"

She might be a greatgrand daughter of our favourite thor.

Stop contradicting yourself.

Ishilove:
I have a special one reserved for you

KoiceReloaded:
Beorn, you made no atom of sense whatsoever. Tbh, I stopped reading at the first paragraph. It's like wadding through darkness, you can't see and have no idea where you're going, but you persevered anyway... doggedly. I gotta give you props for the sheer stubbornness, even if it's a tad foolhardy.

Ishilove:
Mschewwwww

Ishilove:
Mojlnr reads like Moji jnr. I think I will stick to reading it, and thinking it as Moji jnr

KoiceReloaded:
It's not people's belief, haba!
It's a MC character that is based on the Norse mythology. Thor is still male in the Norse mythology the last time I checked. Na wao.

dahaz:
And busy speaking french

KoiceReloaded:
Haba bro

I didn't ask you to raid the internet just to prove my rational assertion wrong. If your warped logic can be applied in real life, then women answering Tochukwu, Kunle, Biodun, Ekene et al are all answering male's name, right? There is something called "evolution". It may be against the norm 20 years ago, but as norm is subjected to change as we have already established, as years go by and field of observation changes with it, the names become non-binary. Bottom line, Thor is now a non-binary name for the same reason she is now a woman: evolution. No long tory here.

My my. This is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you. Were did I specifically mention mojlnr automatically makes one Thor? You're practically plucking fallacious fantasies out of thin air to make yourself sound smart. I said It's not feasible for TWO mojlnr to exist in the same universe and same timeline, or did I not? How did Odin Allfather come into this, abeg?? Mojlnr can only be lifted by someone who is worthy, and since Thor is the successor to Odin, he was worthy. Or are you unable to comprehend a simple grammar??

Hahahaha. This bruv is frigging confused no be small
We're talking about Thor comic who is now a woman, this guy is talking about MCU Thor. E bi like say your brain is paining you.

Here is an except of what Marvel editor said about the female Thor: “The new Thor continues Marvel’s proud tradition of strong female characters like Captain Marvel, Storm, Black Widow and more. And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!”

From the horse's mouth himself, lolz.




You've practically lost the script, lolz. I don't even know how to respond to this without debasing myself to your level.

kokaneprodigy:
u be ode, they spell it both ways, Even on their jersey it’s spelt Island, look at the back of their manager’s top.
A lot of you here lack proper education and jump at every opportunity to display ur ignorance.

PS. Btw u and the person that liked ur post I no know who stup.id pass.

superhumanist:
Can sango be a woman?

Is it because people don't worship Norse mythology anymore?

Captain marvel was actually a man before before it was passed on to a woman. It was done with a better storyline.

Ishilove:
He played an Igbo guy? Seriously?? How come in wasn't news?

Ishilove:
These white folks are taking this whole gender representation thing to ridiculous levels. I grew up reading about Thor in classical mythology and I just can't wrap my head around the idea of a female Thor. It's almost sacrileageous

KoiceReloaded:
Why?? Thor is non-binary name, just like Green Lantern, Deadpool, Cyborg and Daredevil. There is nothing comical in a woman adopting these roles. It's sexist to think otherwise.

There is nothing sensible in your postulations. Here's why:
- Thor is inspired by the Nordic god of thunder, thus that name is set in stone.
- There can only be one mojlnr, thus creating a female Thor with her own name (Thoress?) in the same universe as an active Male Thor would invariably create a lot of conflict of interest and series of paradox. A situation wereby we will have two mojlnr existing in the same universe is sacrilegious to say the least. Now, that's unethical.
- There can only be one Thor at a time.
- Thor already has a family in Asgard and don't need another.
- Superman is cousin to Supergirl and both belong to the house of El from the planet of Krypton. Thus, Supergirl is not a spinoff. It has always been that way.

And yet you have a problem with Thor becoming a woman? Do you not honestly realize just how contradictory you sound right now?

KoiceReloaded:
Why is it a foolish idea. I don't see anything wrong with Thor being a woman tbh. I'd like to point out that Thor used to be FROG, a male frog, granted, but still a frog. So what is so offputting about the idea of a female wielding the mojlnr has you so worked up? Could it be because "maleness" is continually seen as the center of Thor's universe, therefore, the norm? You've to realize that even norms are subject to change. As the field of observation changes, so does the norm along with it. Also norms aren't organic... people make them. As such, Comic Thor can be whatever MC want them to be.

KoiceReloaded:
What movie did you regret going to cinema and paid to see? Mine is:

- Jurassic World 2018: Nothing new to see, The villain... okay lemme stop here, don't wanna spoil it for others.
- The 2nd 300 movie: I fell asleep watching this.
- Rampage: It's fine that the The Rock played an Igbo guy, but man, that movie is just bad mehn. Too damn predictable.
- Justice League: Thought it was gonna be marvelesque or something close, only to see mighty Superman get his ass handed to him by frackin Batman. Mtchew.
- Star Wars: The Last Jedi: Everybody suck in that movie. I really don't know what to expect, but I expected more.
- Transporter Refueled: I won't watch another Transporter movie after this.
- 50 shades of Grey: In my defence, it wasn't my idea, I went with a friend. Never again.
- Murder on the Orient Express: Suffice to say Agatha Christie will be turning in her grave right now.
- Taken 2: Too predictable. Never bothered with the 3rd movie as a result.
- After Earth: Wasn't my idea.
- Ocean 8: Wasn't my idea. Dozed off in the middle. Rihanna is an horrible actor btw.

superhumanist:
The stroy behind female Thor is that the original Thor became unworthy of his hammer (mojlnr) and an unknown female took over the hammer and the name "Thor".

Given that Thor is not his superhero nickname but his real name, it is quite silly.

And no, there was never a time in the past that Thor was a woman. This is a recent storyline.

mekaprime:
One fact I noticed about DC is that their comics & animations are so on point plot wise. But when it comes to their movies, the reverse is the case. Their superhero characters & their ability are usually poorly written & represented. Let's just consider this few DC superhero's for instance


Batman : I consider this character DC's number one, but up till now his character hasn't been developed to fly( pls don't argue with me that he does fly, cause all he does is that he uses his cape to glide from one point to another). Don't get me wrong, am not saying he should be bitten by a radioactive bat to acquire this feature. The dude is a billionaire from crying out loud, what stops him from acquiring a flying suit of armour just like marvels iron man did. At least, such suit of power will give him a fighting chance amongst the justice league team, cause as it stands now, he's the weakest of the team.

Superman: The legendary man of steel, the presumed alpha & omega of the DC world, and yet he got his ass handed to him & almost got killed by batman in Batman vs Superman. Abeg to me the kryptonite weakness bullshit is becoming very annoying. At the slightest sight of kryptonite, the dude melts and becomes as soft as a weakling. So are the trying to say he's never gonna subdue this weakness of his

superhumanist:
I generally agree with you.

My hope is that the directors or producers should not rely on girl power or feminism to sell movies. Strong female characters should be well written with good plots.

I know that there aren't much genderswappinv examples but I feel we will see more of it.

Also did you know that they genderswapped Thor in comics? Yes, Thor is now a lady. Sacrilegious!