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koice:
You mean the Og?

Ishilove:
I think the magic of every movie is most strongly felt in the first watch, which is why I rarely watch movies twice.

Well, except for Kung fu movies. I can watch those up to 5 times.

Speaking of martial arts, can anyone recommend interesting Kung films? Real ones o, not the kind where people can leap from Ikorodu to Apongbon crossing in a single bound.

Ishilove:
Yes, and we will name our first child Oluwabeorn

oyetpel:
Sure, but seems Koice is the shy type hiding behind keyboard.

Koice must really like Ready player one.

koice:
Thanks man. You just saved me the trouble of a comprehensive googling.

koice:
I think I will be watching A Quiet Place tonight. It seems like my kind of horror.

koice:
I feel like a fool now

koice:
Puh-leeze watch it tonight.

Ishilove:
Beorn, where can I download Quiet Place? It's not on YTS.AG

koice:
Dude, don't even go there. We were discussing a very intellectual movie, sharing theories, okay? Get your mind out of the gutter.

koice:
Nah. I am as sincere as a blizzard on a cold Alaskan morning. The Shining is definitely scarier. Smart money is watching It Follows first to prepare yourself for the chills of the later.



Haha. You're such a p**sy

oyetpel:
It's here for all to see and it concerns me and it's obvious from what the mama is doing.

koice:
Definitely. He knows... that's why he kept mum. He's nothing but a two-bit child kidnapper/raper/killer. But mehn, that old bat is one tough f**ker. Imagine being blind and yet such a threat. Every sense is heightened, and a slight breath of your nostrils will give you away. The name of the film is apt indeed: don't breath.

oyetpel:
From mail checking to hook up.

koice:
Lolz... The Shining is an 80s movie, not a 70's movie... of course it's in technicolor!

The old bat didn't snitch out of self preservation. He has quite an ugly old skeleton hidden in his closet, remember? Snitching would have triggered an investigation, and the girl if found would have sang like a canary. Yeah, I was gutted too. Good guys finished last. The guy escaped but had to go back for the girl and never made it out again. Tough luck indeed.

koice:
C'mon, don't p**sy out now. Give it a watch, you'll love it. The Shining will scare you more btw.

koice:
Exactly.




The Shining is one scary modaf**ka... right up there with The Ring. Try and watch it, and make sure you're alone and the light switched off for maximum effect. Hehe

Don't Breath is not your average kind of horror. It's a suspense-filled survival roller coaster - an haunting hunting. When you watch it, you'll see what I mean.

Mehn... better put your thinking cap on when you watch Cloud Atlas, because that movie will scatter your brain. I have not seen a more convoluted storytelling in my life. Geez...

olu4life:
Lol, not that kinda scary to me though. Loved the plot.

I was even kind enough to give Proud Mary 4/10. Very crappy movie

eazyhifii:
My guy abeg fear God Na....this is currently the best movie I've watched this 2018...dunno maybe because am a gamer, dunno...the setting and the plot is just so amazing

Ready player 8.7/10

olu4life:
Really... That's cool. The movie reminds me of Hush.. That's another great movie.
By the way, goan watch Don't Breathe You gonna love it

Ishilove:
I'm not a big fan of horror jor. I prefer thrillers and comedy

Ishilove:
Kransiki, Blunt and Simmonds. Why do all of them bear different surnames?

Ishilove:

Ishilove:
Genre?

olu4life:
A Quiet Place - 8.5/10

Cargo - 6/10 A slow movie

Fahrenheit 451 - 4.5/10 Makes no sense to me biko. And quite similar to Equilibrium (Early 2000s)

koice:
Not a fan of the genre either, but the SAW franchise is pretty special. It's an adrenaline pumping, grotesque lesson in the most creative and sadistic ways to maim and torture. It's pretty disgusting but fascinating in a f**ked up way. I mean, I often caught myself secretly wishing for dem sadistic contraptions to rip the victims apart even as I'm simultaneously hoping that they'd break free from their shackles. F**ked up, right? SAW does that to you.

That scene ehn! It's right up there with the moment Leo got shot in the head in The Departed. Completely expected and random.

Other horrors that come close to shaking my cynicism are:
- The Shining (best horror ever... better than the novel)
- It follows (gave me the creeps. I often caught myself looking behind me absent-mindedly several days after watching it)
- Final Destination franchise (most creative and weird ways to die violently)
- Don't breath (the tension is so palpable it was as if I was there with those teens hiding from that blind mean modaf**ker)
- Get Out!(My goodness... words cannot describe my horror at this masterpiece. That twist is genius, I didn't see it coming).

If you haven't watch those, try and do so ASAP. They're clearly above the generic rest.

koice:
Feeling nostalgic so I have started rewatching the SAW franchise.

SAW movies might not be masterpieces (although the first one has a special place in my heart), but that scene when Jigsaw rose at the ending of the film was one of the best movie experience I ever had. This was a mindf**k... that he was alive and at such close proximity all along. I thought this made this movie kinda genius. One of my top WTF moments.

thorrvik55:
Have u watched d latest season of Agents Of Shield?

I'm a big fan of AOS but Dis particular season is nothing to write home about... Like they dont know Wot to act again. The way d season started was OK but these recent episodes are nothing to write home about...