₦airaland Forum

Try this remedy. It will work a 100%. Buy original bottle of Dettol (any size).
Apply directly on your head. Morning and night, you have to cope with the strong smell of antiseptic after application.
Do this for a month. If this doesn't work, nothing else can.

Bill to jail INEC chairman and other Recs when elections' results posting flop after the people had voted nko?

Kobojunkie:
And if things go as they usually do in this country, those troops may eventually turn against the people in the communities around those forests... rinse and repeat.

Na my worry be this. I already posted about it.

This is why I refer to Tinubu as a mother-faka! He took money directly from the people and placed it in the hands of non-performing politicians. I know he is waiting for finish his tenure either 4 or 8years and at of the day, he will be 'begging for forgiveness from Nigerians, that he didn't know that's things would turn out. He had good intentions but the people surrounding him didn't make it work' - this is his game plan.
He feels he is a master planner but he is not so smart afterall. All his economic policies will fail completely. He will beg! I repeat HE WILL BEG FOR FORGIVENESS after he has ruined the country.

I can see we have a lot of oppressive Landlords in Nigeria. It's quite crazy how "we want Nigeria to be great" but we are never willing to work for it.
My take on the matter is that it won't make any difference, in fact, Nigerians will be worse off with monthly rent than yearly. To me, monthly rent will further hike rent because bulk purchase will always be more cost-effective than retailing.
The bottom line is most Nigerians are Opportunists and don't care if the entire country goes down, so far they are okay, to hell every other person. Only a few Nigerians are of exception to this.
It is well...
May God of this day help me complete my abandoned house so I can leave the league of oppressed Tenants.

It is good to know your worth and have full confidence in yourself. Afterall the uncertainty and rejections this guy went through during the transfer window, he still managed to put the setbacks behind him to achieve this lot.
He should remain focused and live life one day at a time.

Shaking hands with a Psychopath and Racist. Is that one an achievement? Trump is a fool! a sore Loser... Criminal!!
Someone who lost election after serving a full term and still called for violence that claimed lives. I wonder how America swept it under the carpet till today and no prosecution for this bastard.
Later, people will be shouting America has democracy, they have rule of law. All na wash. All of us just dey manage ourselves, no country is impeccable. We are all flawed and manipulative.

What is the tears about. There was a fault and it's been identified. What we want to hear is how this will be rectified and prevented in future. Period! We don't need his tears. He should be more professional than tearing on camera.

chrisdstar:
This was not a glitch, it was intentional to discredit SE. But for the research and persistent calling out of Jamb by Alex Onyia and co, this would have been swept under the carpet.
Each time SE tops the chart, you'll see people from certain region say it's miracle center, now they've gone to the server to alter the results of hardworking children, trying to make to make it look like they were performing well in the past because of exam malpractice but aren't able to replicate same with CBT.
One thing is certain, who God has blessed NO man can curse.
Jamb registrar can continue shedding crocodile tears, We know.

Na this kind mentality una want take run Biafra? Even if you are given your Biafra this kind of sentimental and unobjective mentality will collapse the region.
If you read well, it was written there boldly that it affected "Lagos" and "South-East", but you guys must always make the South East look like a target all the time. This kind of mentality won't make you guys achieve anything concrete as a people. Always quick to act or claim "marginalised" without settling down or thinking through.

ALTERNATEID:
God bless Mr President for this. This is long overdue. All those criminal herdsmen hiding in the bush to commit crimes will now be smoked out and annihilated.

Be fooling yourself. When the whole Army is not well armed, how will the Forest Guards be adequately armed? This President is a failure in disguise. He go soon cast finally.
Forest guards my foot. Forest guards that will be neglected and later turn into another security threat for us. Rubbish!

Judolisco:
it's a bait now, the person you're chatting with, will tell you she's a child repeatedly and even tell you her age between chats... Maybe dis one think say na joke, and will even send you pics....

That one na jail joke be that . Oyinbo people and jail are 5&6.

But in all honesty, I have seen a few videos like this, involving Nigerian guys with "Minors". My question is, if the meeting was online, how was the guy supposed to know the girl is underaged?
Because, to me, this really looks like a setup. You claim "Minors" but Minors aren't allowed on dating or adult sites. At least, you would have given consent that you are 18 or above before registering your account.
The most insane part of it is that, these guys can't even put up a good defense for themselves, they immediately start fidgeting and talking stupidly. How are you supposed to know she is a minor? Minors aren't allowed on dating sites, except you went for her physically or privately online.

HelenaWills:
While it was being driven to my place.
Overheating happened and it damaged the four coils.
There right there, I spent above 250k fixing radiator, automated dashboard, four coils, plugs, oil gauge stick, mobil oil, gasket and some stupid things.

They fixed it, and it worked for a few minutes till it broke down again and I had to change filter and fuel pump with some minor things because car won't move. After a while... it moved again then stopped. This time it was the kick but before they figured it out.
I learnt the roadside Kazeem had almost pieced the car in search of a fault that wasn't there.

While we were on this, I decided to replace the steering pump and rack because the steering had become stiff and so difficult to turn. This cost some fortunes.

Mind you, like play like play, this car had spent about 3 months at different locations. I got tired at this point and decided to leave it under bridge in Ojuelegba where I was asked to pay #400 per day but begged for #200. It was there from December till last month.

I was told it overheated again while moving from God knows where to Ojuelegba and I needed to replace the coils all again.
Let's no forget there were different electrical issues that I can't even list out because I don't even know what to call them.
But now, the gear is making one annoying and disturbing sound and they are asking for an arm and heart to fix it. It will be one year by next month and car hasn't made it to my house.
It can't even go beyond 25Km/h nor can it climb hills.
Very frustrating.

This issue is common with honda civics, but mostly after you must have "over-used" the vehicle sha. Mine really tried, it was my first car, first and last honda experience so far. I enjoyed my money thoroughly on the car, but the terminal issues are same as yours. Car goes limp, engine starts shaking like mad, very hard struggle to move, overheating in just few miles. I sold mine as scrap eventually, didn't want to spend too much repairing it. I think a complete change of engine+gear is what will solve it, else, I doubt if repairs can solve the problem from experience. My best mechanics and rewires also worked on mine but they all failed.

Sonnobax15:

What Obama the first black American werey president couldn't do for his fellow blacks,Trump is doing it well for his fellow whites...

Well,let's see how south Africa Is gonna look like when the whites have left

At least, there'd be no more apartheid in SA

You can't blame Obama for anything. He was a "disadvantaged" President (already disadvantaged - being black even before becoming President), as most things he did were even criticised. So, he couldn't act like this psycho.

The husband go soon come here to complain to us.... We are waiting to advice/mock him

zeuss:
Police is blind to the killings of herdsmen . The police is really useless and a waste of public trust and recognition.........we are in trouble and in dire need of sanity.

What the Joint Task Forces cannot do is what you are calling the Police out for? Our Police are only trained for road blocks and extortions.
While the Army, Navy and Air force will all the billions them claim yearly are all completely useless. I wonder how they feel everyday when they wake up, dress and go to work without doing anything. Nigerians are killers in their tens daily and at the end of the day, all military can tell us is that the KILLERS are not from Nigeria. So...?

Life of a woman is full of demands. What a life! You want a man that will be affectionate, that will provide money, that will touch you every time, that will take care of bills and family issues. Men are just humans and not gods.

pdppower:
When they are doing well, they are called British, bit when they commit any offence, they become British-Nigerian

Just like when a child does well. Papa go say - that's my boy/girl! But when the other way round. Him go say mama Ochuko, see wetin your child don become

1. A man rushed home at 2.30am, told his wife not to lock the door for he will be back soon... (what did he come home to pick up? Or what brought him home at 2.30am in the first place) 2. 2 and 1/2hrs later, the office told wife on phone "the situation is under control" (what situation is under control?).
3. Later in the morning, the office told wife to come meet husband's corpse in the hospital - due to suicide (sniper drink). Any evidence on how he took the Sniper or after he took the sniper/found dead?
4. Who conducted first autopsy?
5. Why would anyone insist on any particular result? As many autopsies can be conducted on the corpse until the case is unraveled or put to rest.
This seems a case of homicide.
But where I fear Nigerians (most Nigerians) would do anything for money, including manipulation of whatever results can be manipulated.
We all rush to Church on Sundays and the Mosques on Fridays, but the evil we still do thereafter knows no bounds.
That Mr. Oyemike is toying with a "death sentence" conviction, just like that case of the Osun Hotel Owner.

bigpicture001:
Is anyone putting a gun on his head to mk sure all his money finishes... It can only b foolishness...

Nomater how u view it, it's foolishness,

You alone can't solve all the suffering problems of the world! Even if u gave your life to charity!

Because na Nigerians dey feel say them they spend money for heaven... Na why the country dey filled with greed and destruction.
When we take it easy with money and selfishness our lives go dey better as a country.

Rebelutionary:
The way you all sit and cook whatever floats your boat is just amusing!

Anyway, suit yourself but know that it's you and your family that will experience a lot more hardship come 2027!

Me and my family abi? Okay, na abroad you dey... You never see anything Except you are abroad. If not, you are fooling yourself.

Tinubu is an expert in using money to buy people. The mad man took money directly from the people in the name of subsidy removal and placed the money in the hands of the Governors and his cohorts.
I am not surprised every Governor and other Political Idiots are migrating to APC, it's just for the money and nothing else.
Nigerians will experience a lot more hardship by 2027. We are all in God's hands now...

Having read through this statement, the accompanying pictures and by Sahara reporters and also coupled with the latest occurrences like Seyi Tinubu coming publicly to claim his father is the greatest President in the history of Nigeria ( and in the manner he did) and the recent unlawful abduction and detention of VDM.
I want to believe the story is true! His father already had a lot of allegations of murder, drugs, forgery, conversion of public property to personal, subjugation of an entire state under his rulership, public promotion of thuggery and use of same for political manipulations and disruptions.
The news about Tinubu is not always good. There is always something criminal and sinister about him, he always appears hapless and unhealthy but his mind and actions are devilish.
Now he has fully trained his son to continue his lineage of lawlessness and raven lunacy, crushing anyone that stands in their way of dominance. He appears to be learning quite well and ready for continuity.
May be one day, the true youth of this contraption called Nigeria will wake up to take their country back (won't be easy though) or will continue to slave under the children and children's children of the likes of Tinubu, El Rufai and others who are now replacing themselves with their children in power.

I hope the EFCC can also do same to our Politicians who embezzle money from Nigeria and take it to the US for deposit and also American who defraud Nigerians can also be extradited here for prosecution. I heard of a guy who poses online as an auto dealer, only to collect thousands of dollars from Nigerians and Ghanaians and then block them.

Even this Atiku is more sensible than the much touted Tinubu. Some nitwits sold this Tinubu guy to us as a brainiac but he is more of a dullard now than any thing.
"Nigeria first" but everything about you is outlandish. Werey President!

Namaster:
"Let’s see the ministers—those shameless Rolls Royce connoisseurs—sweat it out in Nigerian-made vehicles too."

Atiku is NOT a smart guy. He also DOESN'T know how to hire smart guys.

Of all the shittiness he could attack the FAILED Tinubu Government for, he chose a BEER PARLOUR argument of extremely DUMB whataboutism.

He uses "sweat it out in Nigeria-made vehicles" which implies he knows that Nigerian vehicles are not yet up to the standard of their foreign counterparts.

YET Atiku thinks it's a good idea for the President of a POLITICALLY-VOLATILE country such as Nigeria to use it as his official car in a PERFORMATIVE attempt to pacify a PERENNIAL loser like Atiku.

Atiku is NOT a smart guy.

You must be one of those APC online attack dogs.

ednut1:
These clowns collected salaries for years without any production in the refinery. Una dey craze

You have no idea what they must have gone through in that 10years of hopelessness. If the shutdown is true at all, to me, I feel it's all a cover-up for the non-functioning of the refinery. I still feel those refineries are not working (port-harcourt and warri), the FG and NNPC are just lying to us because they know there will no consequences after all.
We are reading in the news that their MDs got 80billion naira in their accounts... That's what they have been doing, stealing and lying...

May be true for youngster and men that are depression-free. If you depression hold you, you go forget say you get dick sef.

richiemcgold:
Opel

Zafira to be precise

Emmaken25:
For me.
Honda Eagle spirit

What model is this car and how much?

But for the first time, I must say that some of us men are really pigs! More than 70% of men can't be trusted with women and money. These two factors ruin most men's lives. What do you have to gain by sleeping with two sisters (under your roof)?