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The male dog must be ugly. Get her a very handsome dog to mate her. I swear she will give in.

This is the kind of cars you buy and ride in Nigeria and Nigerians think you're stupid when they see you drive it. You'll hear Nigerians saying "na for our bad road im wan drive this car or if dem bash am, ladipo no get im spare parts.

Dino Melaye must be probed.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Maybe they will use chalk to draw the lines on the cement floor.

jamesibor:
Nwanne, it's part of the change you guys forced down our throats. I hope you are accessing forex to import curtains.

sunnybobo, did i ever tell you i import curtains?

yaki84:
ur own go be personal assistant on NOTHING!
for ur mind u think say u dey do something for nairaland, babe u dey do NOTHING!

I do not respond to idiotic comments like yours but since i have read your thread where you were begging for money and job, you should have said an "amen" to my prayers instead of the nonsense you wrote.

Don't quote me again cos i won't reply.

Siberia101:
They were no helicopters in the sky my dear...Tho I'm not in support of what's going on there

The villagers said they saw helicopters hovering in the sky and you're saying otherwise. Am i to believe you or the people who saw the helicopters?

How can 300people and still counting be massacred at once by fulani jihadists disguising as herdsmen yet our President and his government seems not to care? Please don't tell me Buhari has ordered an investigation into the killings because I know nothing will come out of it .

Abagworo, stop talking nonsense!


Meanwhile, what were two helicopters doing in the sky when fulani herdsmen massacred Agatu people?

It's high time leaders of fulani origin and Miyetti Allah did something. The unity of this country is being threatened.

Lalasticlala, you never see this thread?
Fayose abeg build toilets for Ekiti people and stop attacking our President.

Lalasticlala, you never see this thread?
Fayose abeg build toilets for Ekiti people and stop attacking our President.

He got his blessings from God through Fr. Mbaka and he was highly favoured.
This year is a year of endless favour. My own shall not pass me by. Amen

Osun State wasn't mentioned in the Original post.
Fayose, over to you!

lame propaganda and lies. it didn't work during the election campaign, it won't work now Fayose.

mad man Fayose. When Jonathan went to Isreal with almost all his cabinet ministers and governors who were Christians to Israel, Fayose didn't say anything.

He's a lousy attention seeker and he deserves to be ignored.

henrygale, your wife belonged to a family before you married her. being your wife doesn't mean she should cut off from her family. If your own sister has family problems,I bet you will interfere too. as long as it's her sister, she has ever right to fight for her sister.

Don't you think you should also talk sense into your sis-in-law's husband? as in man to man talk?

They look fraternal to me. God is indeed wonderful!

Very true.
God punish any NEPA official who comes to my estate to disconnect electricity.

God bless you Op. I was wondering how my airtime vanishes into the thin air. I just unsubscribed now.

I wonder how i got to subscribe in the first place cos i never did.

MTN awon ole buruku!

helovesme:
Berem darling Lmaooo @ "haaa! That's too much". see kettle calling pot black.

What's the difference in drinking coke three times a day and drinking OROBO Pepsi at least twice a week remind me the size of a bottle of orobo. Isn't it 1.5litre

"At LEAST" twice a week - meaning there were some weeks you drank orobo Pepsi more than twice.

Chai. You don dey confess small small. No wonder your prince was 'big' at birth and his picture almost broke the Internet

Zaynie, you gats introduce special fines for these our special mamas oh and the fines must be in $100 bills.

hahaha! You don finish me!

crystalgem:
Hi mums...have been silently following this thread and it makes so much sense.I am seven months gone already, but I can hardly use my ante natal drug cos it makes me sick,have not used any drug since have being preggy. Am very strong and my lil cutie is kicking hard. But the only problem I have is am really addicted to taking coke, I can take 3 in a day, I have tried several times to stop but cant.....please hope my baby is safe

coke three times a day? Haaa! that's too much. Well i took orobo pepsi at least twice a week just because it's always cold. eh, but coke three times a day too much ke? make your baby no too big o!

Diademk07:
See ibo clowns masturbating on a false news!
Yeye people!

The news is not false. My husband was at Ladipo yesterday to buy some spare parts and he told me same story.

It's high time LASG did something about this agberoism in Lagos. The other day, LASU students protested against illegal extortion of money from their school buses that convey students.

Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

Sai Okorocha!

Ecoterrorism:
The Presidency said there is no Office of The First Lady so stop breaking Nairaland rules by posting false information

ok


front page lalasticlala!

See painment from IPOB touts because i referred to Aisha Buhari as "First Lady". lol!

First Lady with class.

none of the above.

Nairalanding ....

EroticAngelina:
lmao!! eyha kpelle

you must be referring to Jacob Akinyemi Johnson aka JAJ DA MECADON of Rhythm FM.

Hope the marriage works for her this time around. I hate to see Funke broken hearted.

NgeneUkwenu:

Udopasa:
Iberibe is when a Governor fail to utilise such an opportunity to seek for investors but to seek for prisoners' repatriation to a worse off prison. Nzuzu is when a Governor makes public this blatant show of wasted opportunity. And imbecility is when a Governor gathers his cabinet to come view and snap with a white man who brought and/or intends not to bring value to his state. Udo dirri unu

Lol! Okorocha don suffer for your hand.

Omaibaji:
i am still awaiting an answer oh pls Mamas help

I think it's normal. I had same experience though i kept observing other days for my baby's movement. Just keep monitoring your baby's kicks and movement. If you notice same thing, kindly see your doctor.
As for the itchy tummy, your tummy is expanding and stretching. Stretch marks might come after delivery so it's normal.