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Virgo123:
Finally, a strike of 95 days has been called off.
Glory Be To GOD!!!

This Glory be to God u add... Na nollywood movie?

TheShopKeeper:
...messi...elese rubber...oba won ni barca...is still too young for retirement...he still has at least another 10yrs to go...better still barca can clone him...

Jeezz.. 10years...clone him?... Clone him to Messi jubril of ghana

If person been play this ASUU strike correct score.. ASUU to call of strike before election... Stake am better money ehh... Na hammer be that na...

I can remember some years back when I was little... Lets say i was 15-17years old... My mum gave me some money to use and buy some clothes for myself... It's was a festive period... I think so... With the joy in my heart... I storm the market.. I was already picturing how I'll rock my new clothes because before then I have already thought of the kind of clothes I'll buy...
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When I got to the market, a guy stopped me... Another guy came along to play the game. He was like have u heard about the promo gotv is doing for the public... I was like NO!!... My "No" was sure because I watched gotv a day before the day I went to the market but didn't see any advertisement concerning the promo... How the man convinced me that gotv was really doing promo, I can't tell(maybe because I was still little)... He took me to one corner of the market and should me goodies I can win if I'm lucky(amongst it was electric kettle, iron, standing fan, spoons, etc)... The guy brought out a card I will use in playing the game.. I can't remember how the game was played... But I can remember that I failed many times but the keep giving me more chances to play until I won... I was told that I can't see wat I won until I brought a particular amount of money...
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At that point I was like.. so I go come use this small money wey dey my pocket play game...

. NOTE: the other guy that showed up was there to play as another customer that came to try his luck... He was actually working with the first guy... He played and won before me and paid... He then stayed back to convince me to play and pay...
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I come tell them... Oya make una excuse me make I go collect one of my friends money come play... Lol... They told me if I leave there I have forfeited the game... I just walked out...
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I told a friend the following day.. He told me that I was lucky to have not paid. He said if I had paid, I would have not won any big price... Just those little ones... Imagine paying like 3k to win spoon or hand fan...
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Forgive my blunders... I'm not a good writer...

Every child was given an opportunity to choose... Some took it with their two hands.... They made their decision known to their parents through miscarriage

Crossbow:
I crushed so hard on a girl that I started writing a poem for her, I was supposed to see her on Sunday, I had to stay up late to complete the poem, I slept around 4am. The next day, she saw the poem and told me she wants to focus on her studies, relationships are distractions. I was 19 then.


Second was, I developed a language to encode words, I used it to keep a diary, when I met a girl then in 100 level, I was so infactuated with the girl that I encoded a love letter, put it in a brown envelope and only put my name and phone number at the end of the encoded letter, the girl as any girl would was confused and had to call me (that was my intention) when she called, I saved her number and felt like a genius, only to be mocked by my friends when they found out..

She was already having a boyfriend but they were having issues, instead of me to utilize the opportunity, I started resolving the issue, hoping she will reconcile and still choose me over him. Two months passed and she too turned me down, she said I was too soft, too gentle and not real.

Teach me ur codes

0808431

Ayobami7:
好的

You are very correct... I agree with you

franchasng:
I said this is wrong over 5 years ago now but people argued and I asked them; if you have a spiritual attack at night, can you lift your phone or tab where u have your Bible installed to rebuke the attacker

Lifting your Bible doing a spiritual attack doesn't mean anything... Ts the amount of the word of God in you that you use to fight not the book...

Lalasticlala Seun Mynd44 Help him oo

It's good to fight legally... You will parade like a boss knowing that u have the government as your backup

modestbrowser:
Lols...
Exam will be sweet.... MGBO will work smoothly...


Futoites will understand

When I saw mgbo... I was about asking u if u studied/studying in Owerri... Not until I say "futoite"...
Nekedites understands too

Ok

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You are asking for forgiveness for supporting buhari in 2015 and now you are supporting atiku in 2019...dont you think u are doing the wrong thing again?...dont come and ask for forgiveness in 2022 again.
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Do the right thing this time... Vote out buhari and atiku
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And what about even you voters, wey dey act like say you only see two jokers
Recycle the same corrupt men, later you complain you say you hate the government
--falz

Jeezuzpick:
RSVP

Roasted Snake Very Plenty

Better

SMVP(Snake meat very plenty)

Children of nowadays ehh... Where are his parents

Being a police there will be very interesting...

pocohantas:
Not as useless as a househusband.
A jobless man is a very useless one as most men cannot function well in the home front. Which is why they shy away from very independent women, they just don't know how else they can be useful...without money.

Not as useless as a househusband but still useless

This is stage fright... It can happen to anyone...
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But she might have forgotten it because of this lingering ASUU strike... This is one of the reasons ASUU and ASUP need to call of this strike...
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ASUU and ASUP abeg na

Which guy

Which of the three girls is you in that picture...

Offpoint:
I bet my left ball... they were already in relationship before she joined the army. 99% of Nigerian men don't have enough balls and guts to approached a military woman.
They have this mentality of them beating them sexually and otherwise in physical combat.


No matter how long or hard a soldier trained, without a weapon such a fellow can't withstand 2 punches from my knuckles.

Bloody Anthony Joshua

I'm not getting it... Is he going to wear the pant?

Lmao

SweetJoystick:
He no even get sense, he suppose go on skin, shave beards and wear a new look.....sha 1 day for owner

I cut cap for u bruv... You be prof

Anticipating...

MhizzAJ:
Just burn all your pants completely

I ve burnt mine.....I will only make use of pants when i m seeing my menses after then i burn them back..pant no cost for market

May God punish Buhari the dullard!

Why waste pant u can use in making money or even change someone's life?

Hmm

TheManofTomorrow:
YouTube, online tutorial, books and an unstable tutor. I learn through any medium that's at my disposition at that given period. Are you also learning?

I want to... Can I get this online tutorial... They are many YouTube videos on web development... Can u point out one suitable one I can watch and follow