Lol.. Anything fit happen oo

mistijude:
I just pray that one day,we shoudn't here that coronavirus patients have impregnated themselves in the so called isolation center

Alot is really happening in these so call isolation centers.. Why would a patient flee from being treated..

Alaye.. Collect ur 5Chom.. Setup a profitable biz, Have u ever seen a salary earner on the forbe list.. Salary -Something Always Little And Reducing You..

Ah! Yes oo.. Mine was when i was working in an iron producing indian factory in Ogun state in the year 2014.. I was coming from the tap to take some water, unknown to me, there was droplets of water on my slippers, d area i work is second to hell fire, very damn hot.. I decided to switch on d fan,not a regular fan though, just a fan produced by d welder running on high voltage of electricity, d one 10times powerful than d one we use at home..
I reached for d fan to put it on.. O boi.. Na so d fan hold me...i hv experienced electric shock back at home.. But dat one at home go just romance u small and throway ur hand.. This one hold my hand oo, more dan 30secs, I was screaming and shouting but no one could hear me because d area was very noisy, u know how noisy factories can be.
Gradually, i started going down, Someone sighted me from afar and ran to my rescue to disconnect the fan from electricity, but b4 den, the fan left my hand miraculously.. I nearly gave up, but God was really wonderful.. It was day I will never forget, I stil have d scare on my two fingers uptil today...

At night, i was Hot and i wanna bleep so badly, she refused but will agree on one condition.. I asked her to voice out... She said, i must gv her head.. I was like wtf.. I have never done dat b4 not even will I try it at gun point.. because her kpekus oozes odour like what yoruba call IRU.. I just turn my back at her getting ready to sleep.. Buh, she later gimme d cookie sha.. Dick for pussy not mouth for pussy.. We broke up later cause she likes someone who will suck d hell outta her, but unfortunately, that's not me.

Lol.. Diz one strong oo.. I no gree hold diz laugh abeg..

grafixdon:
Though she's my crush then, but I love her so so much.

She was schooling in ado, it was around 2010... I travelled from Lagos to Ado just to see her. Bought provisions (milk, bread, 5alive,soaps,bounvita etc).

I got to her hostel around 2am because there's a heavy traffic. I almost fainted when I met a guy at her place at that time putting on just boxer, she later introduced the guy as her boyfriend. Both of them slept on the bed while she gave me mat to sleep on. I couldn't sleep because I could hear them fvcking.

The following morning, she prepared the bread, milk and bounvita I bought with my money for her boyfriend. Oboy, I don suffer.

abio

evro1:
Are you not tired of these entire fake programs that don’t pay? What about if I show you how to
make an extra N16,800 from the comfort of your home with a program that monetize and pays you
when you like, comment, follow, etc. Stop wasting your precious time on social media instead start
getting paid with it.
Drop your email.

She told me her ex doesn't have plans for her.. She went ahead to roast herself d more telling me, if a guy doesn't hv a plan of marrying her after 6months, she would quit.. I was like seriously!. B4 6months reach, i don bang nonesense comot for her body.. Shey me tell u say i dey look for wife..?Like play, like play after 6months, she no see ring.. Off she goes.. I don move to d next.. If not because of lockdown, mumu for don come grease her engine again.. Confused girl..

Mod pls do the needful.. This is the type of topic we want..

I need d info bro

chilet4cici:



So cos am a farmer i can not have information or access to another form of investment

Link not working

naijafinest:
Just click the link and join

Damn! Am a late comer, pls bro, extend ur kind gestures to me also.. God bless u..

Op.. God bless u.. This is so true, I have experienced this alot..

How does that stuff on ur siggy works.

MRbitcoin869:
She is stupid.....u have the right to rape her....if she doesn't submit herself to you
It under the law..... Remember you paid her bride price



See my signature for something nice

Am sua za frezident will do copy copy by 7am.. Lol

Hmmmm

Spot on, let d mumu dey yan nonsense

Kingsbridge:
yeah talk is cheap, our own celebrities donated too, the likes of 2face donated. Rude boy, donjazzy and runtown did give away.
Also let the government account for the donation received so far, we are talking of billions of naira here. Tell them to account to us how far the donation was used before you ask for more donations from celebrities. Talk is really cheap

Make una fear God oo, hunger dey deal with people, Na renovation una dey talk..

Oh Lawd! Let me do bigger things and let people start arguing about the worth while I sip my Chateau Margaux.

Lagosians and stronghead na 5&6

Lagosians and stronghead na 5&6

Whoever say diz thing is not real is a compound fool.. We should expect more from diz same osun state, don't be surprised if d number doubled.. Some of those who tested positive were returning from Ivory Coast, about 120people, and right now they were all in isolation centre, my brother was among them, but his own result is not out yet, he has been giving me d updates. He said, 5 among those who tested positive today were in d same bus with him.. Guys, that shit spreads easily and i don't know my bro fate right now.. These guys have been together for over two weeks and no one is showing any symptoms, now results came out positive.. Imagine d number of people moving around carring covid-19 without knowing.. God help us.. I wish everyone quick recovery from diz shit..

Abeg.. Help me tell am.. This one think say na everybody dey lick toto.. I have never and will never.. Tell me to lick ur toto and kiss the relationship goodbye.. That one even worst pass kneeling down sef..

babyfaceafrica:



But you will bow down to lick toto like say bounty and snickers dey there.


We all don't indulge in MouthAction maam

Lol.. Come.. Op becareful o.. U sound like a snipper.. How u go shoot person from anywhere..

Op.. Park well jor.. Talk for urself.. U think say na woman be my own driving motivation.. I want to succeed against all odds, poverty is my greatest fear.. These girls has nothing to offer.. They are always at d receiving end.. Them go dey bill u as if na u be their papa.. They want u to spend the money their father cannot spend on them.. Abegi

Guys, make we tell am?

CheedyJ:
Pls, what's Spanish fly,pls...

Tell us d full story oo, shey u con allow him Bleep abi u japaa

vanida6:
hear em saying on d phone I will fvcck d bitcch wen she come today e did not notice I was closed nah my first and last visit be dat ooh

U never metion konji girls o,

colestephan86:

But seriously una like Congo for this thread o.
See as likes scatter everywhere
1300+ likes
200+
300+
150+
Na wa o.
Congo boys , I hail o!

No bro..

suco01:


20k

Chat me up on WhatsApp if interested, location is Lagos