₦airaland Forum

scoundrel:
Drip, water. Porridge, cold.

No, pills n portions

scoundrel:
gbwoah, gbwoah, gbwoah!

Biscuit and groundnut?

scoundrel:
He grizzled.

After Cummings?

scoundrel:
Fanning the embers of war.

And the labials

scoundrel:
Dawn's early wake was the worst ever.

It goes up in da building

scoundrel:
Kitipa.

Suẹgbẹ

scoundrel:
Down to sharpness edges.

And off the pant goes

scoundrel:
Within cells interlinked.

Coiled within the hays

thecommunist:
ordinary bottling companies in Lagos pay 500k, 800k,1.5m per month depending on your negotiating power, work experience and skills.

Lie
Coca-Cola that I know pays between 180 to 250 for bsc entry level

anonym0us:
shave oh shave oh make dem no talk say you no get boyfriend

Choi

RGBshield:
Nairalanders


Couple of weeks ago I kept asking where I can get this phone from all infinix related threads and people gave me negative and positive answers and then a user said I should what forever to get it but today it's in my hand .

Getting this phone wasn't easy but I did it and this camera beats my expectations ..See images ooo

Chai
See lips

U go Sabi suck something o

femmyapson:
British High Comission Job
Danish Refugee Job
US consulate Job
Pwc.
IOM
Schlumberger...So many of this Jobs in Nigeria Pays more than that

U don work there b4?

newinventions:
If person like you see 1mila, you go just run Lagoon or you go just run enter road begin the shout. Egba mi ooo 1m dey inside my room.

Haha
Behind the keyboard...
Way ray niẹ

newinventions:
Another rib cracker. This guy lives on the moon.

Chaiiiii Nigerian youths who do una.

Lol
This one too is living on fool's delight
Keep dreaming boi

CokeBar:
Okay, thanks for your input

And no, I actually meant over 750k/month.

You'll be alright las las
One day , you'll grow past all this rubbish.
Meanwhile, keep the dream on.

Alphaman007:
750k � and i dey collect 40k see gap. Inside life

If you believed that mumu story teller, then you can believe anything...

CokeBar:
Share your experience with us if you have ever been fired. It would be better if we can share:

1. Why we were fired?
2. How did the firing process happen?
3. Aftermath of being fired… how did you feel, have you recovered, did you get something better?

So, I’ll start:

Sometimes last year, I got an unbelievable offer (well above #750k) at a remote company. I bought a PC, subscribed for large data and set-up a workspace. On Monday which was resumption day, I turned on my PC, logged in and started the online meeting… everything went well for the first day and I got introduced to my colleagues. My friend and I actually got employed for same position, so we usually chatted while working. To be onboarded, we had to install a productivity monitoring tool on our PCs, we were told everything we did on the PC would be captured if the tool was turned ON but I really don’t know why I cared less.

On Wednesday same week, we had a short and simple test, during the test, I asked my friend for an answer as I wasn’t so sure, he responded and that was it.

On Thursday, I had a quick one-on-one call with my manager, I was fired. Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to ask for assistance while taking the test. I apologized but the answer was a straight NO (you sabi how oyinbo people strict). So in other words, I was sacked because I cheated ☹.

Well, they paid me for the few days I worked �

I have experienced other sad situations, but this has to be the worst. I was so depressed, the following Sunday, I went to Church and it was while Pastor asked us to greet our neighbor, I remembered I didn’t brush… LMAO.

Now, I got something with abit lesser pay but still very chilled

I guess you're referring to 750k per annum because I don't know any oyinbo firm that pays that much for a bsc or MSc holder, except if you're only deceiving yourself sha.
ALL for internet attention...

DMerciful:
You are still a child, you see only black and white!

Lol
Internet is really stupîd...
So much that you would have the guts.. You lack manner and reasoning...

DMerciful:
Relax, many me behave funny until they are ready to settle down and they change. Those pictures and videos are memories he had so because you can into the picture does not mean those memories will be erased. Why were you going through his things? You only see what your eyes want to see. Better continue plan your marriage before loosing everything on mere paranoia!

Do you have functional brains at all?

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Timson01:
Good day nairalanders,

I have a question bothering me. I have been in a relationship with my fiance for almost 3 years. Our wedding is this Easter. So we got a new apartment and he has been living in that apartment .

I visit almost every day and we both cant wait to get married. We moved some of his stuff in one of the rooms and I was trying to clean up and arrange some of the items when I saw some pictures of my fiance and his ex.

Personally,I was surprised he still kept pictures of his ex. (I discovered this ex is in the same church with him. I recognized her cos she is a church worker but he never mentioned they were ever together until I found these pictures). I put them together and my intention was to confront him and later,maybe burn the pictures. So I packed them in a bag waiting for him to return so I can show them to him.

I continued cleaning but I also saw like old CDs and I was wondering which ones to keep or throw away so I had to play them one by one in the DVD to determine which one was still good or which ones are bad so I can throw them away.

Just as I continued playing the CDs,I played one that I was not expecting. It was a sx tape of my fiance and his ex (his church member o) and another woman. I recognized the ex from the photos that I saw earlier on. I was stunned and shocked. Why did he make sx tape of himself having a party with his ex and someone else?
At this point,I lost it and couldn’t wait for him to return. He of course lied that he did not know he still had the pictures and video. He said the video was a mistake. He was young and stupid. The video was made when they were drunk.

I met my fiance through a mutual friend. Never for once did my fiance mention that his ex is still in the same church with him. In fact,he never mentioned her. I go to his church once in while but I never got any hint…I feel so fooled.

For me,its bullshit. All I can picture is him and his ex and that LovePeddler. Who is she,that ex…who is the other woman?…why is the ex pictures and videos still with the man I am getting married to in a few weeks.
My fiance has been begging me,saying he has destroyed the pictures and video.But that is not comforting me,my gut is telling me there is something about this ex. I mean,I know my guy is not a virgin,I know he has been with other girls in the past but never in a million years did I picture him as the kind of guy who would sleep with two women at the same time and even film it.

Plus filming it..he kept the tape…We have been together for 3 whole years…why does is that tape still in existence?Maybe he is still in love with the ex or maybe they are still seeing behind my back.

Or maybe he kept the tape as a reminder of the kind of s*x he likes…I am confused and I truly feel like there is something he is not telling me but he says I am just paranoid for nothing,that there is nothing going on. That he has not spoken to this ex for over 4 years.
Please advise me…is he telling the truth…his motive for making the tape too is scaring me…is he that type of guy or was this just one time stupid mistake?

Abeg nairalanders,make una advise me on what to do?

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No one will mistakenly keep such sensitive documents knowing that it might end a life if it gets in the wrong hands...
He'll still be fûcking that ex secretly.

You are in for some serious shǐt...

scoundrel:
A panacea.

Whimpered scouting

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Ineedtoheal:
Hi Famlanders, Please I need your advice. I beg you all to save a sister. I have to bring this here coz I know it's where I will get wonderful contributions. Again, I am using this new account coz I have friends and customers here. I don't want to blow my cover. Please this is real and not fiction. This will be quite lengthy, please bear with me.

I met this guy in 2013 when I was in year one. It was not a steady relationship coz we barely call nor see so I didn't take him serious. And whenever we see, it was always at one friends house or another. I accused him of being married but he vehemently denied it. Later on I figured out he had accommodation issue after he lost his job. He later rented a house when he got another job with one of our prestigious federal universities here in Nigeria and that was when things became serious (kinda).

We became very serious around 2016 that is why I count it as 5 years instead of 7. But then during one of my visits, I was sleeping in the room when I overheard him talking to someone but the only thing that caught my attention was when he said "I don't even have a girlfriend". Though I didn't confront him, but I thought about it deeply.

Two nights ago, I had a dream where he was getting married to another lady. I was crying while he was still saying he loves me but can't marry me. I confronted him yesterday, he said I am pressurizing him to marry me that was after he first asked what will happen if we don't end up together. He hasn't told me where the relationship is leading to after 5 years. We have been living for the moment. Just for the moment!

Few info about the relationship
1) He will be 40 this November while I am 27.
2. He has always had numerous girlfriends that when he's with them, he doesn't pick my calls though he always apologizes and he's trying his best this year.

3. He always send pictures of other women to his friends to let them know they are the people he wish to marry but never has he sent mine. Though he claims he's not doing it again.

4. From the look of things he's still searching while he wants to have me all to himself. Maybe a second option since the others are not accepting him and I love him foolishly.

5. The relationship is 50 -50 .We spend on each other. He believes it's the woman's duty to do all the house chores but not the man's duty to take care of the woman.

6. On his Fathers burial last year, 3 of his girlfriends came (me inclusive) and we all wore the burial uniform. Together, we served his guests even when we realized we are dating same man. His neighbors were giggling and gossiping but we all decided to be matured and work together.

7. When my sister that raised me died, he didn't come for the burial. his reason was he had supervision that day in school,same person that calls his colleague to cover for him during exam supervision so he could do other things. He also didn't send me any money but he questioned me for not giving him any money for his Father's burial. Even when I paid him excess for the burial uniform. I know why I did that. Mind you, he has asked me before if he can give one of his ex 10k during her Father's burial which I agreed and he sent her the money.

8. I have rejected some suitors who were willing to marry me coz of him. Though he has never encouraged me to accept any of them. In fact he gets angry hearing that another man is coming close to me.

9. He doesn't call often, I do more of the calling though he always return my calls. He can stay for days without calling unless I call. I know I have been the one holding the relationship coz I thought he will change.

10. Sine 2017 till last year, all I did was forgive him coz I love him. He keeps bringing new / different ladies into the picture. I have gone through a lot of emotional stress. He keeps asking me to stay that he loves me but he's confused.

His good side: He's understanding, motivates me to do my best, he doesn't hit me, he is gentle.

Me on the other hand is sometimes stubborn though very faithful coz I love him to a fault. I easily get angry but forgives easily. When I'm angry I talk so much but I don't abuse him. He is simply the cause of all my anger. He always say I am very understanding, a good girl, drama free but yet he doesn't want to marry me and won't let me go too. I have never involved a third party in our relationship except my late sister who said she wish I will walk away from the relationship because I love the guy more, that it won't end well. All my friends thinks I have a perfect relationship because I don't discuss him with them.

Back to last night, I told him I won't call him again coz he said I am pressurizing him to marry me. The truth is I have seen the hand writing on the wall, not today but two years ago but I keep going back. Please I need advice on how not to go back again. The love he proclaims for me is not enough for him to marry. I have wasted enough time already. Maybe hearing the raw truth here will help.

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I don't give a shìt about you because you're a liar and a pretender. More so, you broke the rule by opening a new account which is a crime here .

Please deal with your shǐt by yourself.

scoundrel:
Bumboclat!

Foursome in the woods?

Even pipe don carry am


E remain awa daddie g.o s

scoundrel:
Raucous edit.

Fela see O

apache22b:
My Work In Progressive Progress !!!

Keep quiet
Na APC u for talk
Yeye

scoundrel:
Baithak.

Gaging mouth I like

scoundrel:
Blitzkrieg.

Not applicable

helinues:
The fear of Coronavirus is the beginning of wisdom.

Then one begins to ask why wasting time in making a prayer that won't let the Virus go away

Seven virgin crews, over to you

The pope will also start thinking twice before kissing people's legs and asses

I wonder why all those scammer daddy g.o cant pray off the virus yet. Useless people

scoundrel:
Mortal Kombat!

And Ferarri at 300MPH

scoundrel:
...and no casualties recorded.

That is the power of Ice-Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scoundrel:
Without a blistering need.

So it went down