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bilms:
lol

i can't jst stop laughing guys.

well keep the post going both error's are accepted.

4 ur information, i am a street mech. so no hard feelings

mumu.

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okay,so my guess what correct,your errors are excused.

i think you should 'made sex' with your babe again,because she will feel 'hot' and you will lose her.

GC do you want to wash our dirty linens in public?i am a changed person or are you looking for a way to pick a fight so you wont have to buy me my catfish?

@loffers:where art thou?

lysaa it was a typo error,and GC knows that loffers and i are 2nd cousins so he shouldnt feel threatened.

God is he creator of all things, humans, that is earth and its fullness thereof,and all the universes.
So whatever thread anybody post questioning who or what God is, will never change never change who He is.
And all the confused people hear hiding under the cloak of atheisism,i will include you in my prayers that God will give you a peace that will pass all understanding.

You are very wicked person,if it was hiv i'm sure that is how you'll keep sleeping with her.
Are you saying that you didnt know till your doctor told you that syphilis is one of the most dangerous kinds of STDs,according to your post you slept with your sister- in- law last year august,so it means she's been infected without her knowledge for over a year.
Syphilis has been known to destroy a woman's womb if not treated on time.

And just pray that the burden of guilt will not let your sister-in-law,to go and confess to her sister. :

@All:are we sure the poster of this thread is not a road side mechanic,i mean look at the topic "Does This Hots?" i mean what in the world does that mean?

@Poster: woman have more sex control than men,which means she can do without the sex or someone else is 'making' sex with her,meanwhile you are the one supplying the 100 naira credit and paying for her okada trips,so in yoruba people like you are known as EGBE.
In answer to your question NO IT DIDNT HOTS.

@GC no problem,loffers,but weekend means it will be a full day affair,we'd start with breakfast at cactus, and lunch  at a chinese,restaurant dinner will be the catfish at thistle,so you can go to bed now,

@lysaa: i understand my dear,i usually never believe what i hear,i'd rather hear from the horse's mouth.

lysaa you are such a darling,when you deliver the cake you will get the recipe for the vanilla sponge cake.Meanwhile we even know what happened after the oceanview dinner,you know how men talk, :

GC you mean you dont think i deserve it,meanwhile he real owner of her baby is up to the task of taking care of his baby,he is the african king of the music industry.

Lysaa now i know say you be better person,ehen about my cake can i get 1st thing tomorrow morning.

GC you have to very patient,i hate to be rushed i need to go and take my bath 1st,i really dont know what to wear,will iro and buba be alright?

Please lysaa dont let me warn you 2ice,there other fish in the sea,what happened to goodass.
and as for your pregnancy there's been rumours that it belongs to a certain naija artist that is the father of many nations.

@GC: under the bridge ko,over the river ni,when i heard you took lysaa to oceans view.I love you but you too put yourself in my shoes do you want agberos to share my fish,after i explained how hungry i was.

Lyssa u never sleep?we can be good friends and exchange recipes but i want you to stay away from my man.
Now that we have straightened matters when am i getting my cake.

@GC:well since i get to pick where we'll eat the fish,we'll go to thistle bar where AC dey,why mama sikiru you know area boys might distueb us na.

in fact i dont ever want hear you mention the name lyssa or else, and have you done a DNA test to verify if that baby is really yours.
any i'm ready to jigi jigi,but how far with our catfish now? i havent eaten all day and i need strength

@lyssa:dont worry i will teach you,send whatever flavour you are making 1st.

@goodass:you think the 10inch is too small shey?ok lyssa make it 14inches

@GC:The catfish was not the koko i just felt it'll bring us closer,(you know what they say about fish)
and to show that i care i have public enounced loffers,in fact loffers is my 2nd cousin.Now its your turn publicly denounce lyssa

@lysaa:share this love now,u think say na only goodass like cake?i love cakes as well, i want a ten inch vanilla sponge cake to be specific.

@GC:darling let me explain,when i said i loved loffers i meant in a sisterly way,you know you have a special place in my heart,Pls dont bust me especially since have not fufilled your promise to buy me catfish with gordon spark.

@loffers:you know it like that i still love you but i have a weakness for cat fish,dont worry i promise to pack take away for you.

@Poster
I think you should tell her how you feel,from my little experience i have found out that most women that keep men as best friends, usually have secret crushes on these men and are too shy to make a move.So please tell her how you feel and if it doesnt work out you can move on.

Any man that wants his wife to quit her job and stay at home is selfish and cruel.Y
Who says our grandma's were housewives?most of them though not educated were self-employed,they were involved in one petty trade or the other or assisting their husbands in their farms.
And what if they were housewives did it mean they were better mothers than the career women of nowadays.
This issue of being a housewife or not being a housewife has nothing to do with feminism,times have changed and the economy isn't helping,this days its a case of all hands being on deck.

@ lyssa: my twin is at work at this moment.

@GC:na wah for you o!you don turn me to serious paki babe,why didnt you suggest dinner at a mexican or chinese restaurant for starters? 
But if you cant afford that i'll settle for catfish and gordon spark.

@loffers :hi dear are you sure there's no reason for me to be jelaous, you know i dont like competition.

@GC : hi darling pls remind where did we stop again

@GC: I've been quite busy my dear how hav u been,really missed u

@loffers:who's Mary i must warn u i'm a very jelous person o

Very sad

@loffers:hi darling

@GC:hello there

stingy people-Ijebu

babalawo

Tgirl4real:
I don't even have any intentions of dating him.

my boyfriend don sweet me

. I just dey wonder at their foolishness. Na by forse to toast a girl . . .

Abi o?are you sure he even works in a bank?he fit be security man o

@Tgirl4real
you say this guy works with a bank and he cant spare even a minute to call,not even from a call centre,please dump his selfish ass very fast.

EFOSA VAL:
shame to u

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hissing, ssssh