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@fayahsoul
Your hypocrisy is unbelievable,in your first post you preached that women that used wigs,perms or wove their hair were 'desecrating the temple of God(their bodies) and were therefore immoral,hence punisable'.i want to assume you came here hoping to be the one eyed man in the land of the blind and on the other hand you are saying 'You' are against inter-racial marriages?I know you cannot be a christian christianity promotes peace and preaches love,there is no room for hatred(racism).As someone rightly pointed all this cosmic talk sounds like mysticism(occultic)pls stop hiding under christian.
You were to busy making noise that wearing wigs and perms is a brand of of ownership by colonial masters.Thats a case of throwing stones from a glass house.The laptop,pc or phone you are using to surf right now was it not thanks to these so called 'colonial masters'.

@Busy-body and Monicaa:i wasnt refering to this thread.

Monicaa your next thread to be how you found the man of your dreams.

@Whatever90:i remember it ,very irritating thread.

@Monicaa:I hope this time you'll move on for real,and you wont post new threads threatening to off jump third mainland because of a man,nobody is saying it will be easy but you have to let this guy that is treating you like sh, t go, go hang out with your friends,party,focus more on work or something,these will make you spend less time thinking of him.
Then time will heal the pain.

dayokanu:
This was my favourite. Reading Lolly and Dauda magazine under the desk. The teacher caught us and asked us to narrate to the whole class

what we were reading.

Randy teacher  

Oscar J:
uhm!!!

mine was that, i inserted my d into her p n jerked just twice n i pulled out saying i was only kidding with her. meeeeeeeeeeeen she almost killed me that day.

dgreatrock:
are supposed to be having sex when you are not married? see kettle calling pot black!

Mr holier than thou,was i talking to you? >:
if you dont know the meaning of that saying,pls dont misuse it,i really dont have time for semi-illiterates

segan:
how old are you, ?
i don't understand the kids of these days i lost my virginity as a male when i was in university, why should a tenager in the secondary school be so keen about sex, is very u fortunate that you have to get involved with a kid in the secondary school, look at who is talking of marriage when you did not act responsible and lack self control and discipline,
you need help and advice,
i rest my case,

UNIVERSITY

Pls nairalanders this brother deserves an applause.Bros you really try.

tangent:
the poster is still in secondary school as well. it is a case of kids having fun in a neighbour's car.

How you take know,na your pickin?

@poster:These men that caught shagging in the car are they policemen,Efcc or Opc?why did you feel obligated to answer them?Me i dont believe this story.

With my lovely hands

@fayasoul:You mean you dont use deodorants!!Men you must think stink real bad
All this your post about the dangers of hair products,tv,creams,combs,carpet,planes etc has given me the impression of a very backward person and the image i have of you is that of an early man.
I have a few question i'd like to ask you:
-When you cook do you use matches or do you strike stones together as was done in the stone age.
-Do put on clothes or do you go around in leaves?or better still you in your birthday suit in case the leaves have been contaminated with chemicals._
-Do you hitch hike everywhere you go e.g say you want to travel to another state or walk from ikeja to sabo.Because cars have gas to them which are cancerous to humans.

Pls humour me,answer this questions

@H202:Disagree with the people that think you dislike women,i think you are one of those guys that are intimidated by women.

Lord i thank You for the gift of life,
for providing with food and shelter,
for your guidance and protection over my life and that of my families.
I thank you for divine favour
I thank you for supplying my needs according to your riches and glory,
I thank you for the lives of members of NL
I thank you in advance for the great things you are about to do in my life,
I thank you for a blessed 2009.
I praise and worship You,I exalt your Holy name,i magnify You,
You are the Lord that neither sleeps nor slumber,
You are the One that parted the red sea,you are the great I AM.
There is none like You.
Accept my thanks and praises.Amen

What do you mean,Gbenga Daniel's men provoked Iyabo,could you hear what the man sitting next to her was saying.I have watched the video and i feel the senator's actions were uncalled for,she even went as far as lying that the a governor's aide pushed her,if she didnt do anything wrong why did she lie?

@Sauron:would you advise your own sis,to make a fool of herself over a man that has lost total interest in her as the case is with Monica.I also remember your contributions to sistawoman's thread,so your contributions here are a bit hyprocritical.

@Monica:i dont think anybody is being harsh to you here they are just telling you the gospel truth,if you were my younger sister(thank God you are not)i'd hit some sense into you.Why do you want to kill yourself over a guy that has told you his love for you is fading and you should remain friends?a guy you call your boyfriend you are afraid to go to his house uninvited?No wonder you cant ask your friends for advise cos you just dont like hearing the truth,i'm sure they've given up on you.
You claim that your friends are envious of your beauty,.As you now know beauty isnt what makes a relationship successful and forcing yourself on this guy makes you seem desperado.

@April:I repeat i have never met any woman that has 'put her life on hold' or 'quit her job' and moved even to another state,note. talkless of moving half across the country based on a married man's promise.It sounds like something that is more likely to happen in the western world.As someone adviced earlier you should look for new naija friends.
I cannot imagine inviting a married man even if he's a colleague at work to my house, talkless of introducing him to my folks as someone i'm dating.
I repeat this happens all over the world it is not a cultural thing or peculiar to a particular country.

@Poster:i read the thread and there's nothing there that says dating married men is peculiar to yoruba women or that other woman is accepted by the married man's family,infact most of the post in that thread critised the poster.
I find it really irritating that you'll come here and start attributing cheating to yoruba women or nigerians to cheating based of the very few nigerians you know, especially from someone who isnt nigerian.

@Poster:if you love your girlfriend as you claim to,you should try to get used to her having stretch marks.It's almost impossible to find any woman without stretch marks.

@EFOSA VAL
nice ride

lysaa! na wa o! na me you wan take do 419 abe?make the normal sponge cake 1st then i'll give you the recipe.I might even change my mind and not charge you as i planned to.

goodass i'm fine jare, i just got my hopes of eating cake tonight dashed away by lysaa.

lysaa i'm a bit confused here!! are you telling me you have finished eating one pan of the cake that was meant for me?
You have to bake another one before the week runs out else, you can forget the vanilla sponge cake recipe.

@lysaa:na point and kill o,with a bottle of gordon spark,it's happening life. Meanwhile where my cake na? because of you i no chop throughout today na cake i wan chop breakfast,linch and dinner.

@EFOSA VAL:madam where have thou been?

adeewaa:
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litrate

@Poster: If you are not the type of person that judges and critices God's servants what type of person are you? See you contradicting yourself,i want to assume you have at least if not much,a little understanding of the english language.
You have not only JUDGED but CONDEMNED and LIED against servants of God.
And your story about Pastor Chris dont believe one word of it.
There's nothing wrong with calling the G.O of RCCG daddy GO,'s isnt he old enough to be your grandfather?He's never forced his church members to call him that, because its part of our culture and the bible tells us to respect people in authority(presidents,governors,leaders in church).So please get your facts right before opening a thread out of ignorance
How did the Levis who were the chosen tribe to serve as high priest in the temple of God completely,sustain their livehood?
I really dont see how it's your business how he got his money,especially since he didnt come to beg you for money.He gets money the way the High priest get their source of livehood from(offerings,tithes etc)


It's so sad when christians come up and start judging their brothers and sisters in Christ,leave judgement to God and face your own salvation and how to make help spread the Gospel.

@Poster
Sorry for your losses,but trust me you can plead with Lance from today to eternity to refund the money back.i'm certain he has spent the money he 'stole' from you and is right now,looking for the next victim to swindle,but thanks to you he'll find it almost impossible here on NL.

I believe Hamid and Lance are the same people if not they might be accomplices,all his post about defending Lance cos he was trying to bring him out sounds like crap to me.