omonnakoda:
They were defeated almost immediately. Ojukwu in his pride chose to play games with civilian lives and refused to surrender.Thank God the Nigerian Army were professional and not inclined to genocide

3 years "almost immediately".

tpiadotcom:
What's funny about it?

The lack of humour on these boards is actually a cause for concern.

So many dry jokes and unfunny anecdotes, one wonders what is going on.


Is humour a lost art?

Lost your sense of humor?

Funny but true!

Sirnokiopee:
that is if his not given 3million years in kirikiri.

Nigerians really need some work on their brains. Keep mumu-ing yourself with kirikiri. Jonathan is not going to any prison cause his hands is cleaner than 90% of APC thieves. You think we are in military regime, huh?

delishpot:
Photoshop, photobought, photopurchase, photomarket.

Your brain sef na photobuilt

See this advert ooo!!

adebayo201:


Must you make joke out of everything!


Na wa oh!



RIP.

Ma guy calm down. Person wey die don die!

Goldenheart:
Rip
Alexander "UKWU"

Did you just shout "UKWU"?

XBLadez:

Even at that, some girls will still say no. Before making that kind of weird proposal make sure she has shown you many signs that she wants to be your wife, otherwise you go just go fall ur hands for public

And still what I'm saying. You both have an idea of where the relationship is heading to. Na serious relationships not just bf gf shits

XBLadez:
Funny people! What if, after all this drama, the girl says [size=70pt]NO![/size]

You don't propose to a girl you met on the street na. Check out people that propose in that manner, they must have been with the girl for pretty a long time and both of them have an idea as to where the relationship is leading to.

yuzjet:


Chai...... Better go and ask for forgiveness!

Forgiveness for doing it in an examination or forgiveness for what?

gistmelove:
Make i rush drop another episode..

Na one carry over course i dy write that year.. Na em i jus dy copy one regular student wey dy my front the guy sabi the course no b small.. And na the leacturer wey teach dem the course invilage..

The leacture come meet me.. And check my booklet.. And tell me.. Ogaa ooo @least u don write the one wey go gv u grade C for dis course oya go and summit...

Guess my respond.. I tell am. Bros na carry over course ooo.. C no good ooo.. Make em liv me make i copy the guy weller.. So that i fit score A or B.. @least the gp go fit balance small..

Come see laugh...

Na true talk na

gistmelove:
Make i rush drop another episode..

Na one carry over course i dy write that year.. Na em i jus dy copy one regular student wey dy my front the guy sabi the course no b small.. And na the leacturer wey teach dem the course invilage..

The leacture come meet me.. And check my booklet.. And tell me.. Ogaa ooo @least u don write the one wey go gv u grade C for dis course oya go and summit...

Guess my respond.. I tell am. Bros na carry over course ooo.. C no good ooo.. Make em liv me make i copy the guy weller.. So that i fit score A or B.. @least the gp go fit balance small..

Come see laugh...

Na true talk na

faithchubby93:
During a borrowed course exam,I sat beside a deeper life girl and a guy was behind her.during the course of the exam the guy tapped this gal several times for help n she refused. Out of frustration the gal shouted at the guy "GET BEHIND ME SATAN"! That was how the guy was asked to submit his paper... Fast forward to result time ,the guy passed n the girl failed...

You see wetin I dey talk about these church people. We know say Jesus na the main gee but these Deeper Life people and their likes are being brainwahed into taking the whole thing too far!

CR77:
Plastic surgery and makeup

Front is white, her back is chocolate

Difference in lightening in the two photographs. Nothing like front is white back is black.

Therock5555:
Mine transpired justyesterday, I went to a strategic corner for my Geo212 exams when a dude ran in and begged me to sit at another position(we sat three in a row), he had arrived earlier and wrote enough answers under the desk. I gladly obliqued. The invigilator came in and shared the paper, I smartly removed my phone, put on data and opened Google, in just five minutes, all the answers were waiting for my consumption, the dude dubbed his while I did mine, soon he asked for a question number which I had already written down, I told him to copy, he refused claiming he wanted to dub directly from my phone.


I was angry since I had already erased my browsing history and put off my data, I pitied him and gave the phone to him, then he claimed he could not operate common android, I nearly head butted the idiat. I grabbed my phone and in anger I showed him that he was a porcupine, I answered my bbm messages, and took two selfies (yes u heard me right) and invigilator did not catch me. I pocketed my phone and went to submit like a boss. the dude was stunned.

After exams he hijacked my number and arranged business with me for tomorrow's paper. Now I don book four babes and two dudes Tomorrow.

*please don't try this stunt if you are not covered with the holy spirit

OMG! holy spirit don suffer. lmao

shudex:
I was actually writing CRS wen my sit mate brought out a Bible. The looks on my face was enough to tell him to stop it cuz of abominable wrath he will incur upon himself.

Nothing students no fit do!

qbd2:
Some years back, was writing gce. There was dis girl das was fornming s.u. Though I don't blame her for deciding to not partake in the expo thingy, but I think hers was too much considering d fact dat she wasn't that brilliant.
Anyways, she was angry and those carrying expo bsd her and whenevr d corrupt invigilator tackles her, shed say something like Jesus will do it for me. About just 45 mins from when d exam started, shed gone to submit. Turned out later that she forgot to write her name of her sheet. D invilato dat gat her in mind bs didtn really trouble himself calling her back, he just saidWill jesus write d name for her now?

Eyah. Church don mumu many people sha.

notformealone:
let me share this... in secondary school then... we were writing physics practical examination.... There was Samuel and Valentine.. Samuel was our school most brilliant student while Valentine was just a below average student. so naso exams start ooooo. Valentine was busy copying samuel unknown to Samuel I mean word for word copying oooo. like ten minutes to go Samuel just realized that valentine has been copying him all through the exams. my guys you have to come and see the way Samuel was crying begging valentine to cancel some of the things he copied .... that he should cancel small. my guys valentine no free oooo. I was just laughing behind.

Lol. Who wan fail?

Stelvin101:
Hnd-2 Final and last paper, Auditing. normally I hate dis course with so much passion bcoz its love letter and very confusing so I jumped from chair to chair to complete my work after attempting 2 out of 4 question only for one of the invigilator to catch me n told me he won't take my script no mata wat or who begged him, that if I like lemme walk around the hall n copied, that I will not graduate and go for Nysc. Na me cucuma walka around n copy wella ooo. wen ppl r submitting on d table in front of him, he refused to collect my script so I asked a coursemate if ppl r submitting according to matric, he said no. i walked up to where he is sitting and dip my script inside, scattering d whole scripts on d table and said "find am" then ran out. he just looked at me bitting his finger. in the end, course I hardly have "C" I got "AA"

Lol.Are you sure you didn't watch dat from a movie? "The 3 I.diots" or so

debbydee:


FOr adults only

You not even reasoning like the adult you claim to be. Did he say he's still in JS3? Don't you know if it was like 5yrs ago or something. Even though sef, it's an arrogant statement from you.

Lamispaco:
This happened to me in my 200level years,I had this very close friend in my dept,the guy is intelligent,more than I do,we already made this formation with 4 other guys,it's like this,the guy would sit in the middle a guy at the back,one in front then the remaining two on each side.
We were all in,settled and ready to begin the tactical work,na so this cursed bald lecturer look our side commot the main guy,our brainbox of the formation,the remaining four of us just looked at ourselves in the face,gbam.
That day I scratch head,chop my pen tire.

Haha Barcelona without Messi!

scobaba:
It was not funny oo. infact i was scared.

May 2009, ICAN EXAMS.

Guy sitting next to me got up angrily 30minutes into the exam, slammed his calculator on the floor, screamed..."ds calculator ds diet again?.." and started crying.

*confused face* 'Ds diet again" meaning what? By the way, wetin come happen later on?

SLYBABA:
Its so embarrassing that in 1999 when I was writing one of my final papers in Engineering at UNIBEN when the invigilator request we submit our papers and wasn't yet thru and was about leaving the hall while am yet to submit my papers. Suddenly I started running towards him to submit my papers and with all anxiety for him to collect my scripts and suddenly I ejaculated in my trousers before I could be relived of the built tension in me.

Ejaculated? Now that's strange. You were jerking off or what? Abi u mean urinate?

oshyno:
Had one nasty experience back in the university days. As engine boy u have to differentiate and integrate taya. people that know Engineering for UNN shud know about Nzeako and his Control. Cant remember the code again. We went all night prior to Control exam . We jack tire yet it wasnt sticking. Being that Prof Nzeako is a very strict man and the HOD then professor Osuagwu virtually supervises every exam in Electronic dept, my guy said o boy if we dont come up wit a plan na die we dey soo. Eventhough we are not dat dullards, we didnt want to take chances and yet didnt want to go in with chips for fear of being caught. Naso we decided to write all the hard formulas on one ceiling fan that I dont think it has ever worked since we started using that class.

Fast forward to the D-day, we jejelly copied the seats directly bellow the fan so we cud download d formulas shud questions be asked from them.
We received the question papers and looked at each oda with smiles cuz lots of the questions that needed those formular came out. As we were about to start downloading the formulas the stupid fan received anointing and started working. Like WTF. Naso we dey rotate our head dey follow the fan's motion till d invigilator changed our positions.


Still made the paper though.

Hahaahaha Nigerian students!

Tosinayoko:
i forgot the spelling of 'IF' absolutely

No be small tin

soleexx:
In an exam hall...pretty hard course...a guy called me to help him transfer a micro-ship to his friend...his alredy tru with it...so he said guy pls help me give dat guy beside u...I collect d chip...and I start downloadin it..d guy be like are u okay? Transfer it naw...I just luk ham like mumu come collct it naw...maybe I no pay skol fees....

Haha baddest guy ever liveth

What is the best power bank for laptops? What are the specifications? How long does it take to charge and discharge? At what price can I get it? Where is the nearest place to get one? My present location is Kaduna.

Obascoetubi:
he don enter hell fire o

Maybe you are one of those with the keys.

PLEASE HELP ME.
I want to study in the US on scholarship. I'm very serious about it but I don't have any idea on how I'm to go about it. Anybody who has gotten admission to study abroad on scholarship, can you help me out?

Shebi dem say Osinbajo na Redeemed pastor? So he fooled Nigerians to believe he was god sent.

Bonapart:
Who said sex is pleasurable...
Sex is overrated that's why many fall into fornication all because of curiosity...
The most pleasurable thing in life is knowing God, living a life that please God and knowing where you're going after life which is Heaven.... that's what i call pleajoy

Na wash

gistmelove:
All iz well... May God be wth dis generation..

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gistmelove:
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