edydamsel:
if you cannot make fun of Jesus,then don't make fun of the body of Christ.........

Body of what! No be only body; na boobs.

skylane:
am more than ready to wait,u wud remember this day

Lol. I only feel sorry for you bro. I used to be in your shoes (back in the days when I was a staunch born-again brainwashed nut job. Glad to have liberated myself from mental slavery. It's a bad sickness. But I wish you all the happiness as you wait. After all, the most important thing in life is that you find happiness. So if you take pleasure in what you believe in and it makes you happy, it's fine. Just do not try to intimidate others by your beliefs or try to make anyone feel left out. Enjoy.

skylane:
if you expect me to return the same vile word to you then you are in 4 nothing,well we shall soon know who is the real 21st century greenhorn

Continue waiting

Winning123:


Absolutely irresponsible. This is a sin against the church of Christ

Bleep off!

ebenice:
my view:
alot are merely castigating this woman's message because of the following reasons

1 they are scared of the torments of HELL

2. they believe HELL is REAL but are too scared to admit to it fierce reality

3 a part of them knew the woman is saying the pure truth but they wish its not so hence the trow insult in defiance

4 they dont want to hear anything unpleasant so they wish the woman would av said sonething a bit pleasant than seeing gadhafi in hell and wishin it wasnt real

5 others are merely following the "CROWD" (folow folow) to rain insults thinkin doin such would in anyway overpower the plain reality of the woman testimony

as for me i'm more concern about myself than the popular view shared here by many. i prefare i 1 REPENT OF MY SINS AND CHANGE MY SINFULL LIFESTYLES

2 MAKE IT KNOWN TO MY FREINDS, NEIGHBOURS, COLIQUES, AND FAMILY THAT I'M NOW A BORN AGAIN,

3 THEN MAKE RESTITUTIONS AND RIGHT MY WRONGS I DID BEFORE, FORGIVE THOSE WHO OFFEND ME AND SEEK FOFGIVENESS FROM THOSE I OFFEND IN HUMILITY

4 FEAR GOD AND FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS AND BE CAREFULL LEST I TURN AWAY FROM GOD

5 FORMULATE NEW GODLY PRINCIPLES AND ABIDE BY THEM JUST FOR MY OWN GOOD

6 BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT MAKING HEAVEN THAN EARTHLY, WORLDLY PLEASURES THAT WOULDN'T HELP MY STAR

ALeast i'll feel better and less insecure when next i come accross things like this, knowing fully well that it not my portion .


peace!

Another idat.

skylane:
look at wat u are saying? Mortal men so carnal! Don't u know that most of these advanced technologies are products from hell? Don't u know dey are mostly designed from the pit and given to an agent here on earth? Hmmmmm many are those that needs to acknowledge the spiritual

You are a 21st century foooooooool.

bushdoc9919:


Yes Hell is real....because the Bible says so....not because of some vision.

As a matter of fact, even the Bible is lying if it said so. Since the people who are going to the hell are the non-Christians, according to the Bible, then hell is not real. It's a fictional story for dullards.

AWONEYAN:
Hell is horrible and real! Repent today and believe in the Lord Jesus to avoid "had I known !

Mumu

unclepp:
how is it a lie? justify. why must she see a doctor?justify

Justify why she mustn't see a doctor. I guess you too are deranged.

Bloomyloo:
Heaven n Hell is real... Jesus Christ is real and he is Love, Peace, Joy and everything good. Follow him and have rest. Best gift to mankind.
All hail King Jesus

Go to sleep, dumb brain.

Timohunk:
I must admit that this story got me thinking about my own life and where I will spend eternity

Eya, sorry for your fish brain.

Coldfeet:
Catholics own plenty o! Make we no go there abeg! I is speaking with experience.

I never knew.

What of Watchman church? Those people wey dey do like say na only them God recognise for heaven.

Coldfeet:
At Samyj247 Catholic ke? You want make tsunami of insults fall on the op? Abeg op its good you left out the Catholics here o! Its allowed to make fun of every other denomination but NEVER you make fun of Catholics and Muslims o! Them no dey play at all.

TBP= Testing before purchase lolz

Catholics not get too peculiarities like that. They're just normal.

timmy2409:
400 hours in 7 years? LOL. Learner.

Normal porn viewing for most people in that period would be close to 1200 hrs. Actual addicts have probably invested over 20 times that amount of time

Abi o! Tell them.

jacksparrow1207:


It eases stress and puts d brain in this calm state

Tell them some more!

camplenigeria:


You see what I mean? You no go die better! Hell Fire!

Go away, block head. Illiteracy is ur problem. Go to school. Don't go to school just to get a certificate; go to school to enlighten your ignorant mind.

jacksparrow1207:
Porn is not bad

*Let the one with no sin b d 1st to persecute me*

As a matter of fact porn is totally normal for a healthy individual. Leave all these religious nut jobs in Nigeria. Our religious books and "men of God" have so much brainwashed us Nigerians. I have been watching porn and I can tell you that it's healthy and totally normal. Enjoy your happy life.

tiamiyukunle69:
Orisirisi. But thank God you finally back to your senses. Christ pays!!!

It's stupidity to think Christ is against a healthy lifestyle. Porn and msturbation is totally normal for a healthy person, but if you allow your idiotic religious beliefs take away your happiness, fine with you.

rhymxkid:
I guess u shouldn't take advantage of the freedom of speech rights u have.. What has poverty got to do with faith here?? Next time just ignore instead of spewing ur contagious ailments here.. U better not try to reply or else..##

Or else what will happen? Nigeria and their religious fanatism. mtcheerw

nzeaji:
A carnal mind will not understand spiritual things. It takes a spirit filled individual filled with the Holy Ghost to understand spiritual things, seasons and the significant of certain actions.

SELAH!!!

Tah! Nothing like that jare. Na stupidity dey worry una.

Danhumprey:
With all due respect,what has poverty got to do with this?

Not poverty, but stupidity.

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deadZONE:
see wetin pastor pikin der rub for face... Hell is real

deadZONE:
see wetin pastor pikin der rub for face... Hell is real

deadZONE:
see wetin pastor pikin der rub for face... Hell is real

If you're serious and not joking, then you are a big I D I O T !

Kpimp:
to register u can use a PayPal if u have or u can go tru some agent around.and also its a computer base test which comprises of writing,reading,listening and speaking section.u can get some practice cd in computer village for 200naira named" Kaplan for toefl".

Thanks

profbrightuzoma:
Its better to register and pay online is cheaper than centers

By "centers" you mean?

nickusoro:


Word! BTW I don't need to ask 'em ladies to take caution because obviously they're way wiser than this.

@OP. Dude, this ish doesn't work. The YOUNG female gender have all the attention they need to be too desperate to fall for this.

Only except they're the type that are filling applications all in search of a husband and I'm sure you know what that means.

If you wanna hook up with a lady, do the real thing. Everything has its rule. Abide by them and you'll never go wrong.

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

So what are the rules?

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Hello, house. I want to take the TOEFL test. I don't readily have the required information: How to register, when the test is taken, whether it's internet based or paper based or both, and every thing I need to know about it. Please can someone who has taken the test before show me the way?

What is the Cheapest Glo Tarrif Plan?
I've just bought a Glo sim today since MTN don do person shege. I heard that Glo are not "thiefing" like MTN. Can somebody tell me a good Glo tarrif plan with cheap call rates?

I paid yesterday and an updated invoice was sent to me showing "paid". What is the next step? Can I give Kobomart my details now for pickup?

obiligbo:
That's why they said if u wanna hide something from a black man put it inside a book. Them send you invoice to read well nah wahala, Yet some blind fools will still come and ask blind questions about account number. Even a tout wey dey Oshodi go know account number when him sees one. Read and read again till you understand, I only see people asking such questions as daft.

Guy, abeg park well. Who you dey call fools?! No dey ginger unnecessarily. Na u daft pass everybody for here.

tonjeola:

Nobody was pouncing on u, this a public forum, placing someone acc number here is not ideal. nothing stop u from calling chinos with #100 at least to get the right info, than loosing ur hard earned money to scammer. peace!

Well, you can as well stop using this thread and be calling him on phone for every slightest info you want to get from him.

I doubt if there is anything someone can do to your money in your account by merely knowing your account number. I doubt. After all, internet marketers display the account they receive their money with PUBLICLY on their website when somebody wants to buy their product.