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lofty900:
is it just one unit, can't you get other ones?

I'm sorry, It's just one unit. Well, let's hope and see how it goes.

lofty900:
thank God you stay in kaduna, I'm a corper posted to kebbi, I'm coming this week. I'll contact you very soon.

I was banned by one Nairaland moderator so I can't reply you directly . I'm using my friend's account to reply you.

Since you'd be coming over, that would be cool.
We just hope that some other more desperate buyer doesn't snatch it from under your nose.

RolePlay:
if I hear say I no follow this topic from Career lg to Front page city

Lol. The mods are always sleeping. They wouldn't see it.

MrCork:
[color=#000099]....you are a viirginn......if u no norhin about sexxxx or conndums,..ask and I will explain..please stop makin a fool of yorsef and muss QUIT!! (no ofeense),,[/color ]

If I know nothing about sex or condoms, I should ask and you'll explain? Well, I never asked you about sex. I'm, in fact, trying to educate your African illiterate mind about sex and the use of condoms. Please stop making a fool of yourself. It doesn't matter how many girls you've phucked recklessly. I have a girlfriend, OK, and our sex life is great, and we take precautions. I may not be as promiscuous as you are, that doesn't make you more knowledgeable. Just accept that you are a block head ignoramus and accept you don't know (no offence) and stop making a fool of yourself. Don't quote me again, kid, if you don't have anything important to say. Bye.

MrCork:
...bro you cannot educate yor sef from watchin bluuee movies..at least,I tried!..

Lol. You are really talking like a drunk. I don't know whether you want me to start denying or accepting all your 'allegations' as if doing so even matters. First, it was "you are a virgin" now it's "watching blue movies" blah blah... as if you even know me in person. All in the effort of trying to cover your illiteracy or make me stoop down to your level.

MrCork:
...correetion....there are loads of 30 yr old viiirggins and u r a virrrggin... If u don't gerrrit,we will help u. Be proud;

E go clear for ya eye one day. Illiteracy is your problem.

MrCork:
....bro don't worry,it takes time to gerrrrit & wiill hope fully make more sense once u disvirgin yorsef (no ofeeense)

Maybe you think you are talking to a 15-year old.
Ignorance is bliss anyway. Enjoy!

MrCork:
. .beverly I never insalted u...i simply ask if u think the thread was about self service?...one connnndon is for self service while two cooondom is for punnny with femmale

Well, I see your ignorance. You may Google the dangers of using double condoms (or 'double baggings' as it's called) during sex, and educate yourself.

MrCork:
....bro we not talkin about self service.....we talkin about sexxxx wit females!!! ... Goat!! (no ofeencse)

Do you have to insult me before you can pass your message? Btw, did I talk about self service here?

supereagle:
One can burst ooo

According to studies, "double bagging" is less safe. You could use google. answers.webmd.com/answers/1198284/is-it-true-that-using-two

MrCork:
...yes....but it takes a month to recover fully. Bro every time I fuk a babe, I always wear two cooondoms...the number one rule is to always use your own cooondom and never use connndoms provided by the females...sometimes they use pins to put holes in them so u can catch a desease. Go to yor nearest chemist and then hospital tomorrow

Wearing two condoms is actually dangerous and not advisable.One is enough.

lomaxx:
This is where you got it all wrong. A professor at 32 and a professor at 67 may both be professors - but don't belong to the same category of mentality, hardwork, and thinking. Life doesn't stop at one achievement. Over time, the scope of influence is going to be discriminately different.

Quick rhetorical question " the man who became professor at 32, where do you think he would be at 67 ?

OK. That line is faulty. Leave it out and just take the lesson being passed.

lomaxx:
This is where you got it all wrong. A professor at 32 and a professor at 67 may both be professors - but don't belong to the same category of mentality, hardwork, and thinking. Life doesn't stop at one achievement. Over time, the scope of influence is going to be discriminately different.

Quick rhetorical question " the man who became professor at 32, where do you think he would be at 67 ?

OK. That line is faulty. Leave it out and just take the lesson being passed.

1. Choose your fights wisely. Manny has been asking for this fight for 5 years now but Floyd kept turning it down because he was studying his style. Manny has fought 57 matches in this category and lost or drew 5 of them. Floyd has fought 48 matches (the recent epic fight inclusive) in this category and won all. That's because he chooses his fights wisely.

Life's lesson: don't be everywhere doing everything. Be tactful. Prepare well and give it a go when you are ready. Don't hustle, strategize instead. Don't beat the air, study to show yourself approved.


2. Do what matters. Floyd threw very few punches but they were clean punches that hit the right points. Manny was busy throwing plenty many punches. I watched that closely.

Life's lesson: Don't just get busy, get busy doing what counts. Success in life is not about activities, it is about doing what is required.


3. Don't be in a hurry to succeed. When you meet a tough challenge, be determined to overcome it and concentrate throughout. Manny is a tough hustler throwing plenty punches from first round. Floyd, from time is known to use his first 9 rounds to study his opponent and the last 3 to finish that opponent. This was exactly what played out again.

Life's lesson: to succeed, you need to take your time. There's no prize for being the youngest achiever. Professor at 32 years of age and professor at 67 years of age are both professors.


4. God is not partial. He gives success to the best person either you are arrogant or not, either you profess Jesus or not. Floyd is arrogant but he's an excellent boxer. Pac is humble, evangelizes from the ring and professes Jesus countless times but that wasn't enough to win. It wasn't a fight of Jesus against the devil, its just a sport competition between two humans. Dangote is the richest man in Africa, he's not a christian but he's good at his business.

Life's lesson: being a christian doesn't mean God will circumvent and disregard natural laws of success for you to be the best. Being the best is a personal effort, God's part is to crown your efforts and make it easier for you.


5. Don't respond to critics, just do your thing! Don't worry if people don't like your style, just continue to succeed. That's all that matters anyway. A lot of people didn't support Mayweather because he's arrogant but he didn't let it bother him. Even when he raised his hands as winner, he didn't get the desired accolades. Manny on the other hand is loved by all because he's humble but that didn't translate to winning the match.

Life's lesson: Do your thing, either you win or lose people will talk anyways, so why don't you just win and let them talk? Critics don't amount to anything in life, ignore them.
Have a blessed week!!
By the way, feel free to add yours!

Ezedon:
OP U must be a Man U fan, but dont forget u've lost 3x in a row

Haha.. Manchester fan kwa! Noooooo.

Slimdolly:
wait! Lemme think about it!

Haha

Slimdolly:
Lolz! That couldn't be me tho cos I doubt if my future husband would be sport inclined than I am

Hmmm... I will like to have your type as a wifey.

Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: arsenal vs manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love arsenal.. Husband:
thats a good team...
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesnt play these for these teams...
Wife: okey sweee...is that chris brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is chamberlain...
Wife : okey but they look the same...what's that
yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player... After few
minutes rooney scores for manchester united....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its rooney for manchester
united...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should
have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the
player should go out of the pitchfor his
misbehaving...
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer]
aaaaaaano...
Wife: its the same with traffic
lights ;yellow=warning ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ....
Wife :what about the green card? Husband:
mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing
who looks like mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the arsenal coach ....arsene
wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is
manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

FriedPlantain:
This is animal brutality, why was the snake mobbed and killed by these uncivilised eggheads!
The murder of this poor creature begs for more questions than answer
Did the snake bite anyone?
Did the guy die?
What was the snake's offence to have been murdered in cold blood like that?
How long has the cobra been living in that hostel with them.
Could it be that the cobra (most likely a female) digs one of the students and slithered to his bed to profess her love for him only to meet her untimely death in the hands of this unruly savages.
Where are the animal rights activists when you need them in this country?


FriedPlantain

You don't even know the meaning of "egghead" as used in your context. *just saying*

ChiSun27:
Never knew frog is edible...

Frogs, not toads. Take note.

nairalandbuzz:
Oga focus

I'm sorry. How do you mean?

prof800:
That is called a Vignette.

No need of plugins. It can be created in so many ways depending on the one you find easy to do.

The simplest method to me is by creating a circular mask using an "elliptical marque tool" on the image.
"Invert" the selection.
Feather it out so much.
Then darken the selected area.

FINISH.

It can also be achieved using a lens correction filter or by simply creating a Radial Gradient. etc etc.

Click here for a step-by-step guide: http://www.ephotozine.com/article/how-to-create-a-vignette-in-photoshop-18261



Cheers.


EDIT: These are other methods of creating the effect. For educational purposes. http://www.designpanoply.com/blog/six-ways-to-create-a-vignette-in-photoshop

I so much appreciate! Thanks for the info.

I'm learning Photoshop. I'm wondering what technique they used in Photoshop to arrive at this picture. You will notice that the edges of picture is much darker, and the middle is much lighter. Please can a Photoshop guru explain to how they did it. Is it a plugin they used, or what features in Photoshop did they use?

lumzybo:
That's good news. I wanna commend the surgeons as well as the hospital for the successful hip replacement.

Goodluck on her new hip






FTC make una celebrate with me.

Sorry for my ignorance.. What's the meaning of this "FTC" I see all the time?

helphelp:
End times

"Endtimes" for shutting down a religious outfit to curtail noise pollution? Nigerians never seize to amaze me with their thinking.

babasanti:
People failed to read pastor Matthew Ashimolowo prophecy. Apc e rats take note all this appointment and moves by GEJ are part of the transition of the new govt. Haven't u read about what transpired in the 5 hours meeting behind closed door between GEJ and GMB. All my northern brothers your in for a shock, GMB will do a yaradua and favour the south south and south east cus that's the will of GOD. When he starts doing this favours hope you all come here and still shout sai baba .

I'm sorry. What transpired in the 5-hour GEJ-Buhari meeting?

Thugnificient:
When a Pig fight with an animal in the dirt. I won't advice the animal to continue the duel coz the pig likes it.

An idio.t just called himself an animal by insinuation. Kid, you can now walk away.

Thugnificient:
i won't let you drag me down to your level.

I may have to pull you up to my level.

Thugnificient:
Hehehehehehehe!!!
First to comment for the second time today. I want to use this medium to advice other dudes dreaming to be the FTC. Stop using MTN!
Back to the Topic.
Why is Jonathan acting the good president all of a sudden. I think he no longer take order from The Ogas at the Top now that he know he's going out anyway. Nigeria top problem. After curruption, it's God fatherlism.

Since we know that he doesn't receive orders from Obasanjo, I can only but wonder which other godfather you are talking about he receives instructions from. Nigerians - one hell of idio.ts you can't please. smh.