₦airaland Forum

jlinkd78:
Brave cos he dared d Hausa-Fulani by telling them d truth thru his radio. Brave cos he toured d globe where he gave exact timing he will be entering Nigeria and still did. Brave cos he entered d country to add this incarceration as part of his résumé and d state fell for his trap.Brave cos when presented with things he said and wrote at d DSS he admitted and maintained his stand. From d video u cited which am sure u never watched, he was brave for ordering d uniformed prison warden to get off not minding he is dia captive. Brave cos he is d one insisting he wants trial and d govt hoping to get masquerades to testify against him. Brave cos in all these no arms, no inducement of money to followers but controls millions of supporters.

His cheap phone will never allow him watch the video he cited.... Lol.

What some morons don't know is that NNAMDI KANU came back to Nigeria to be ARRESTED. He announced his RETURN FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO HEAR and APC Led government fell for it.

franchizy:
All this illitracy IPAD yoths spoken lubbish here are unsane.
kanu kanot escape this. he kant thleten a kontry and go scut flee. he must rip the fluits of his words.
Biafra is dead and kan nevar rise again.
i uge all you ilitracy IPADS to short upand stop spoken lubish here.

Go and learn how to SPELL your words correctly before calling people an illiterate.

Illiteracy and Not ILITRACY

asala1:
Since the infrastructure is okay, may it forever remain the way it is.

Every infrastructure is subject to improvement.

Your propaganda is not weighty enough to stop passengers from using Enugu Air port.

Anyway, Nice try, look for another strong propaganda.

Aminat508:
I hate sex but I love intimacy

HERE LIES A TYPICAL NIGERIAN GIRL

HYPOCRISY IS THEIR BIRTH RIGHT

goodmorning40:
These people Don come again, they will not leave this man alone

When Bukola Saraki was exposed for same offence, Slowpoke like you shouted JAIL HIM! JAIL HIM! FOR STAELING OUR MONEY.


The most interesting thing about LIFE is that "ANYONE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID AND ALSO DENFEND HIS STUPIDITY.

politricks:
This pastor is a true christain. How many people have gone to heaven and come back? even the pope hasn't. I think this man should be made leader of all christains.
Mr pastors i have some questions for you jare.

1. Is jesus wife a black or a white?

2. Is she curvy like toolz or not?.

3. Did you remember to collect her number?

I guess you did not read the post before commenting otherwise you would have seen the picture of the said wife of XHOSA DECENT.

Xhosa is a tribe in South Africa and indigenous South Africans are predominantly BLACKS.

Topeakintola:
Very robust analysis and sets a well thought out strategy to solve Nigeria's economic problems

God Bless Kemi


God bless PMB

God bless Nigeria

Stop giving yourself false hope.


Our previous finance ministers have/had also written well articulated policies and so on, but what did we get? The policies alwAys ends up in CYBERSPACE or ON THE PAGES OF NEWS PAPERS.


WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEXT MINISTER OF FINANCE, HE OR SHE WILL ALSO PRESENT US WITH A MOUTH WATERING POLICIES.

NA TODAY!

tmel2:
I really don't know when we'll start commenting without doing so base on sentiment and emotion. The man said "YOU and I"; which include himself. After all, that is his ministry and those who he referred to as YOU work under this same ministry. Fashola is only attributing the faults and those responsible for providing electricity, which makes him more responsible.

Generating electricity is not ROCKET SCIENCE..........Fashola

ayzTIGER:
He doesnt need Buharis attention rather the clueless daura_dullard needs Uba's attention..
Modified.. I typed dullard' and they auto reset it to PRESIDENT. The love these zombies got for Buhari is real, too bad they never did a thing like this when many were raining curses on GEJ...
Try the (dullard) stuff and see the trick lol

Loool. ok let me try it


Dullard

MadCow1:
Let it be..


For over 25 years now, our Refineries have been comatose..

We have been importing everything from PMS to AGO to Oil...

They even started subsidizing the cost to hide away the truth of just how bad things were from us..



Now that a Government has come in and is shaking up the system and the adverse effect of a disease that has been with us for over 20 years is showing, people are shouting..


I am calm as fhuck.. I will pay 250/liter for PMS if thats what it takes, but things have got to fhucking change in this country.

Here's another product of AISHA'S RICE AND CHICKEN.


I WAN LAUGH DIE.

Rikidony:
GOD BLESS THE NA

IT'S REALLY GETTING HOT FOR THIS WICKED FOXS.

NEVER AGAIN.

lalasticlala
mynd44 seun


hit like for the gallant men




****

He will be released soon to the public by a Kangaroo court of lawlessness.

Those agitating peacefully are arrested and incarcerated indefinitely by terrorists are being set free.

ONE NIZOORIA

blackpanda:
Who listens to the nincompoop fayose. Fayose is useless and dumb. He better face governance of his state cos buhari doesnt have his time!

The least you could do is GIVE US A SUPERIOR ARGUMENT TO COUNTER THE POINT HE RAISED RATHER THAN ATTACKING HIS PERSON.

ATTACK THE MESSAGE AND NOT HIS PERSON.

bisiboi:
You woke up today, you saw ur body still laying helplessly on the bed. You were shocked so u tried calling ur room mate who was sleeping next to you and he did not hear you mention his name.
You tried to pick up your phone to make a call to somebody and u couldon't pick it up.
You started crying but no one heard you.
You try touching the gate to go out, but u penetrated.
You went outside and your house mates were Chating, but you were not recognize
After some few minutes,you saw your house mates coming out of your room with a severe cry.
All you could hear them saying is"HE IS GONE"
You stood there watching them cry and crying.
So you asked urself WHERE EXACTLY ARE YOU GOING.
Your spirit started crying bitterly,becaues you were not prepared to start that journey so sooner.
BRETHREN where exactly are you going when you stop breathing.
Are you aware of your final destination ?
Remember your creator now because we have a place to go. So start preparing.
Share to a group, because I choose this group and prompt them GOD CAN SAFE YOUR JOURNEY UNTIL YOUR FINAL DESTINATION. Pm

FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN IS THE HALLMARK OF RELIGIOUS FANATICS

aminho:
AREWA ON TOP and to those bigots shouting
The ratio of students in the north is higher than those in your enclave just because some do not go to school does not mean that we have no students at all

The WAEC RESULTS SAYS IT ALL.. LOL

omenka:
The Bishop is a red necked agama lizard.

There are over 200 ethnic nationalities in the country but because up in his stupid head the union doesn't seem to favour just one, it should be called off. Even ethnic minorities are showing a lot more maturity than some supposed elders.

Was the country just amalgamated yesterday?? Where was his voice during Jonathan's regime?? Did the herdsmen crisis begin yesterday?? Where was he between 2011 and 2015??

One day you want out of the union, the next day you wanna be the president, acting as though there's a Nobel prize for stupidity for which you are strong contender. And who says break up is a "sure banker" for peace??

Some people are just irritatingly foolish.

He who seeks freedom from a None-working union is a wise man.

Foolishness is beliving that WHAT LUGARD HAS JOINED TOGETHER, NO ONE SHOULD PUT ASUNDER.

THE IGBOS WANT FREEDOM FROM THIS UNHOLY UNION.
I CAN'T still understand why none IGBOS acts like they can't do without IGBOS being part of NIGERIA.


DOES the IGBOS own the air they breath?

does the Igbos own the blood that runs in your veins.

does the Igbos owns the earth you steps on.

Seeking for self determination is the most noble cause a human being can ever think of


Mahatma Ghandi did it for Indians

Nelson Mandela deed it for South Africa during Apartheid regime. etc

My last words for you is.

You have the right to remain a Nigeria but you don't have the right to stop those who don't want to remain a Nigerian.

kolaaderin:
Igbo succession is only driven by greed, check ur comment and see for urself how greedy ur race are!! Our oil our oil, what if u don't have such in ur land will u wanna still go.? No I guess

You don't have the right to force me to remain married to you


I have the right to say I DON'T WANT THIS MARRIAGE ANYMORE.

MY LIFE BELONGS TO ME

THE white man do not have the right to come to AFRICA AND FORCE ME TO MARRY YOU.

WE where living our individual lives before your slave MASTERS came and FORCED YOU AND I TOGETHER and pronounce us NIGERIANS.

I AM IGBO before the white man came.

AND I wish to remain IGBO.

obatala15:
Imagine what the Bishop is saying where is the faith teachings

His Faith do not encouraged forced marriage.

His Faith do not tolerate UNITY BY FORCED

HIS FAITH ENCOURAGES LIBERTY AND FREEDOM TO CHOOSE.

mulattoclaro:
One of the reasons why I always tell people I'm German whenever they ask me where I'm from or my Nationality even though my Pops is a Nigerian. Nothing ever works in this godforsaken shit-hole called Nigeria. Wasn't this the same slowpoke who was boasting that he could give Nigerians 24 hours electricity in less than a year? Ghana, Equatorial Guinea, Angola, Gabon and South Africa can virtually boast of 21 hours or even 24 hours a day. I'm not saying this cos I want to just talk but I'm saying this cos I've been to these countries and I can tell you it's true.

South Africa can boast of 3years uninterrupted power supply.

cionon:
I confided in my husband when he accused me of listening to people. I then opened up and gave him an instance that if i listen to people i would ne doing what they asked me to do.I told him the advice a former neigbhour of his gave me. Of which I told her I can't do such. Now he uses it against me. I feel bad because he didn't even say what I told him exactly. He changed the story. He lied about it.


My husband goes about telling everyone i am diabolic because I jokingly told him that he should be grateful I don't have a wicked heart if not I will use magun to catch him and his mistress. Which he even replied that he knows i dont have that mind. That i am still a child.
this was said around march of 2015

Fastward to November he started asking for a divorce because he of his mistress he met online. Telling both his colleagues and family members that I am diabolic which is not true. I feel bad because this same man have also confided in me telling me things about his boss and others. We are currently separated

I just regret everything. I regret confinding in him and opening up to him. With pleas from everywhere, he is still insisting on divorce.

Marriage is not by force.

If he says that he's tired of you, then stop shouting and check out of his life.

Or would you rather remain married to someone who made clear to you that HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR ASS ANYMORE.

donshady:
None is advisable. but I'll still prefer fornication to masturbation because

1. Masturbation makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a sexual practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

LIES

agbajesaid:
thanks bro. Good advice, but i hope your wife was your FIRST sex partner.

Lol. Are you minding those HYPOCRITES.

Nigerians and their PRETENTIOUS TENDENCIES

They come to public and say good stuffs and in their closet, they do the exact opposite.

Don't waste a minute of your time on such characters.

Bibors:
I have read many threads and comments here about avoiding errors in making choices of your spouce hence this my first thread on how those who now live with a contentious and nagging wife can survive.

Once the knot is tied and the butterflies fly away and reality sets in , its now time to take the bull by he horn and survive or DIE.
Note- these women have good intentions for being contentious women. They are protecting their man. Wants him to come back home straight from the office, to always look away when he sees a beautiful woman, calls and calls to know where you are and still calls even after a million explanations until you can't take the call again, try to stop you from hanging out with friends over a bottle of beer, try to correct everything they perceive as an error you made, goes the extreme with you as in- why call consistently when i have told you what's up, then you hear OK I will NEVER call again. Ahhh the list is endless.

The typical Naija man is a hardworking hustler who doesn't want to be slowed down with the rules to make a woman happy while he withdraws into a shell.

1. Never keep pleasing her to displease yourselves- if you keep playing by her rules she will still complain.
2. Never neglect your network of friends especially guys you discuss business with just because she doesn't like them.
3. Never raise your hands on her except she has beaten you atleast twice- ie. Her first beating could be a mistake, second beating, she has anger issues, if she tries to repeat it, Brother deliver her but carefully so you Dont give marks or injury for she still remains your wife.
4. Provide all you can but never get into debt to please her.
5. You can never talk sense into a contentious woman if you try you hurt both yourselves more so resort to short syllabus words- Love you, thank you, excuse me, fine, etc.
She will never stop checking your phone and will still fine faults even when there is nothing there so always lock yours and never look at hers.
6. She will manipulate to into jealousy- Never give into any kind of manipulation no matter how it hurts.
7. Ignore her rantings and concentrate on raising your kids.

8. Live with your problems, get used to it, and you will walk through victorious where others have failed.
9. Always remember that the man who contends with more problems/ issues and challenges is always a better man.

Name callers are welcome- constructive critisiam is well come above all matured experienced contributions very welcomed.

How to survive a contentious woman.

simple.


1. Get out of that marriage as soon as possible before you develope HBP.

2. DON'T FORGET RULE NUMBER 1.


A contentious woman is not worth a second of your lifetime.

aresa:
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Duuring PDP's 16 year rule, was Nigeria ruled under APC manifesto or PDP manifesto?

Was Nigeria ruled based on APC policies and programs?

Was Nigeria ruled under APC economic and social policies?

Were OBJ, YARADUA and GEJ ministers were appointed by APC president that never existed?

Were heads of the law enforcement and anti corruption agencies appointed by the APC or PMB?

Was Dasuki appointed by the PAC or PMB?

Was the Nigerian Navy handed over to Tompolo by the APC or PMB?

Was looted and drained NIMASSA handed over to looters by PMB or GEJ?

Was billions handed over to looters for spiritual prayers by PMB or GEJ?

Who approved arms funds Dasuki shared with PDP looters? PMB or GEJ?

Who made billions of dollars from from high oil priced for 5 years but looted everything with nothing to show and even still borrowed to pay salaries? PDP or APC?

Who looked the other way while the NNPC looted and did dirt with our money?


I can go on and on till next year, but why bother....


1. Now under APC, APC programs, APC policies, APC anti corruption policies, we don't have looters running around looting and stealing, FG accounts are unitary and not thousands all over the place making room for looting and stealing.

2. Today, we found out that N7 billion was recovered from GEJ's looters with many more billions to follow

3. TSA account is at N3 trillion and overflowing with money, money that was nowhere to be found under GEJ and PDP.

4. Our foreign reserve is no longer bleading, it's actually growing ..

5. Our ECA is getting replenished the first time since june last year

6. No more sending armored vans to the CBN to loot our funds in the middle of the night

7. No more BH taking over or planting their terrorists flags all over the place

8. Our galant men and women in uniform are no longer running from BH because of low moral and poor or no weapons to fight with because GEJ and his looters stole and shared their money

9. Our agencies are making and remitting huge and record amount of funds into the Federal account...


We are doing all the wonderful things above with the so called APC or former PDP members you listed

The question now is, why are we achieving and gaining with the same APC and former PDP members under this APC government?

Shouldn't it eve the looting and stealing be worse and in overdrive today?



You see how silly, ignorant, thoughtless and unintelligent your primary school thinking and logic is?


Fool yourself and your mentally warped and corrupt minds all you can, but you can not fool us or re write your odious and corrupt history or even insult our collective intelligence with your absurdities...

The people who destroyed Nigeria are those people operating using the name PDP. The people were using the name(PDP), the name(PDP) was not using the people.

Swallow the bitter pill.

The same people who destroyed Nigeria under PDP are the same people continuing their destruction but under a different name APC.

DIFFERENT PARTY NAME BUT SAME PEOPLE..LOL

I LAUGH IN SWAHILI.

PDP+APC = DESTRUCTION.

DEAL WITH IT.

If for example this man happen to be a PASTOR.

You will see Christians invading this thread in droves with their insignificant jesus and their Jewish god.

NgeneUkwenu:
By Azuka Onwuka and not Punch Newspapers!

Illiterates everywhere..

The ARTICLE was written by AZUKA
ONWUKA and published by PUNCH NEWSPAPER.

Ayodejioak:
Here in AMERICA, we don't need that tip.. I still rep naija any day shar.

I'm 100% sure that you're not in America but in AJEGUNLE. LAGOS STATE.

Nigeria as a whole is enough ZOO for you to work in.

You are in a ZOO and still looking for Zoo.

Are you Blind?

goodlifehyd:
Your moniker says it all, since you got access to the internet you can actually dig up some info on google instead of displaying ur ignorance in public. Not a single bullet You need urgent brain transplant

Why not proof me wrong.


Buhari didn't buy a single BULLET TO PROSECUTE THE WAR AGAINST BOKOHARAM.

Our military men used catapult to kill BOKOHARAM. LOL. Zombie no go learn unless you tell am to learn. BABA FELA ON MY MIND.

goodlifehyd:
Your hero and Jesus of otuoke had years to shut boko haram up and rescue the girls but did he Instead the ineffectual buffoon and he's fellow yam eaters embezzled the funds meant to buy weapons, sending the soldiers to war front with outdated weapons, really wished your family member was the one told to test that unhealthy trash badeh bought that crashed immediately maybe u would be here typing poo

Since Jonathan did not buy any weapon and we all know that since Buhari became president, not even a single bullet was bought.

Loool. I guess our military men are using sticks and stones to fight and claim victory against BOKOHARAM.

Zombie no go go unless you tell am to go. Zombie no go stop unless you tell am to stop...... BABA FELA ON MY MIND.

Topestbilly:
God help him.

The God that will help that child is YOU.

Donate as little as you can.

The child needs money for hospital bills and not prayers or imaginary God from the sky.

madridguy:
So what is stopping you from setting free your hero ?

Let me believe you're living in Jupiter

I'm sure if you ask an average BENUE MAN what Nigeria problems ARE, THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT IGBOS ARE THE PROBLEM.

Go to their Facebook page and see their discussions. You will never find a topic directed at the FULANI HERDSMEN who are killing innocent people mercilessly.

For as long as you keep SHOUTING ONE NIGERIA, FULANI HERDSMEN WILL CONTINUE KILLING YOU and FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT because they will all want to be POLITICALLY CORRECT.

I'M YET TO HEAR BUHARI CONDEMNED THE ACTIVITIES OF THIS PEOPLE.