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see blindman mocking a man with red eye
ha ha ha

Tee_Jay:
"You're getting herpes."

Chei, e don happen

madman hug you?

LWKMD!!

^ see me see local trouble o

na the same trailer jam una two

lol

*more than five letters*
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R A D I O

Piry yaself!

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S H A L L

Funny
what a way to spell Mississippi lol

worried

Let Only Girls Invite Nike


N O B L E

yes all join infact dem turn suya sef

^^lol. yes o
sabi pikin

o the guy too much

Sort yaselves out

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A D M I N

mshew, fowls of a feather

Mother

yes o. U knw Ben jisted me how its like been there and i cant stop imagining.
heard u were their immediate past Senior Patient Prefect before u graduated and got admission
into 'ARO' psychiatric postgraduate school.
experience bracket you die.

Okay u are just the Chief Psychiatrist there (not a koloman) and all the spaces in my hummer
has been occupied, Dikele booked the last available as he is pastor in a church in Jibowu.
*nice story?*

one was black and the other was brown but they were still trying to mark them
besides their heights were different. got it?

I'm beginning to imagine too

^ fine. take backseat but becareful i got a passenger yaba patient in the boot
i no wan hear say fowl born one but two die!! 

dani1luv:
yaba left please. .

^^ i'll gladly drop u off pls as i am on my way to UNILAG.
Hop in the boot 
[s]what are co-nairalanders for?[/s]

What is the bone of contention here?

A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen.
They go on a ride and come back pleased.
"This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.
"My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.
"But how do we know which is which?"
They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.
"Lets cut off this ones tail"
The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail. The next morning The police chief is
standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask whats wrong.
"You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!"
"But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."
"Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one.?!"

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i mean should be written with vernacular
as in 'i'm feeling lucky' could be 'i dey feel lucky'
lol

funny!! the nigeria's should have been written in broken

lol