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now where is Stud9999??

everyone cant be wrong about this Studio then
_{Bros Stud9 abeg check urself}

but seriously we need to do something about it

^^ thanks gurlfriend 


true i com dey piry Stud
moderators abeg e don do, mek una pls lift my guy ban abeg

great o-b-j

Stud this ban has made u kinda nice lately o
i was expecting 'where is the joke?'

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home

reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and

demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a

cucumber she could buy for a penny.



The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much

bigger and cheaper also, the demonstrated the size of two big onions

she could buy for a penny a piece.



The third old lady remarked,"I can't hear a word you're saying, but

I remember the guy you're talking about."

as na phone u dey use Mr. Banned

no be small thing o

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling
   a little frisky,
   reaches over and gives his wife's brest a little feel and
   says,"Mother, if this could give
   milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels down to her
   cr.tch, and he says,
   "Mother, if this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens."
   His wife then reaches
   over and grabs his p.nis. "Father, if this could stay hard, we could
   get rid of your brother

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the
guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house."

Even divorce cakes dey!!!!!!!!!

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Funny funny funny
wetin we do nah?

cool

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this Studio again! i still dey expect ur joke on this thread o.

Efe, dont mind him, he thinks its that his househelp rubbish thread.

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

Kunbee:
You actually made this diva chuckle, clap for yourself

Studio CFR:
I know sey na pirated joke, but u try. Lol

i dare u to share a sweet pirated joke here!!!

clemcykul:
e no easy

thank God u know

D1KeleVra:
"It's swollen," the patient replied.

    LWKMD! If it is not swollen, the doctor would need a microscope to see it.

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C L O S E

why u come dey provoke like leper?

really? tell me more.

I cant believe Kunbee is not saying the usual 'STALE'
and Studio is not asking 'WHERE IS THE JOKE?'

i am glad u both appreciated it

what do u mean where? I'm afraid ur sense of humour is relatively minute