now the solution is this:
D1 hug transformer from dat side, Studio hug from the opposite side
= the current will make u two hug whether you two like it or YES,
then una go go settle for the other of earth, PERIOD!

Hehehehe, How far na?
Sylvex no dey show again-wetin happen?

He still dey police custody. . . how u take escape?

Bibs no thnx. . . i don't want to cut the power supply to NL

Hehehe
I no escape anything, All dis while' i no come online, i dey cover live matches for south africa.

U miss me? Lol

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS, THEY EVEN MADE THIS POOR CHILD CRY,

Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: SUPER EAGLES!
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"
Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?" 

gud ans. lol

A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen.
They go on a ride and come back pleased.
"This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.
"My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.
"But how do we know which is which?"
They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.
"Lets cut off this ones tail"
The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail. The next morning The police chief is
standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask whats wrong.
"You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!"
"But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."
"Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one.?!"

dont gerrit

one was black and the other was brown but they were still trying to mark them
besides their heights were different. got it?

Ha, that one?
She no dey fit understand anything.
No waste yo time.

nope i dont! try harder pls

U no go still understand-- no need.

i no be dumbino

Sort yaselves out

i will wen u are done wiff urself

madman hug you?

yes dat one wey give you belle

see ya plenty teeth

you are mistaken, i'm madness-resistant

the teeth ure dying for


madness resistant? lol only possible in ur drims

he he he
me die for this your lafff wey dey from molar to molar? kojoo!

lol dats ur monkey

u love my teeths yeah o yeah u do!

lol
yeah i do boi
u got ur confidence back- macleans

Continue dey monkey yourself for public - i no biff you.

Elenu gbeske!

I hope its not me you are talking to?

No give me dat kind look.

Na today we don dey see red eye?
E don tey!

bilbo u try 4 ur jokes

Bildo
U dey see well so?

thanks jare sylvia
studio na u block him sight nah

Allegation irresponsible