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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
Urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

"ME"

good one dia!

blissful

yeah thanks, i'm glad u liked it

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night. There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper one.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she said. "Get your own f.cking blanket!"

Step 1: wash the rice clean with detergent


lol

wu says. kojoo!

here aint bad at all o
the secret: if u go to Rome behave like Romans

U know if i was consulted b4 i was born, i wouldnt be born in kano

yes please make it peppered and u know it goes well with chilled drinks

Original Yoruba from front & back, left to right and all around

really? i just have to be sharia compliant (if i have to enjoy my stay here)
but that doesnt stop me from catching my fun jare
*singing- la lale friday*

Bros, i cant experience it all, i learn from other people's

na naija i dey infact Kano sef
but u forget say today na friday?

U guys have never been truthful

when my day just wan start?

all this plenty grammar for small matter?  

a/c na by force?

xynerise:
@All. Make una take am easy una spit dey reach where I dey

na your filthiness dey attract our disinfectant wey dey in form of spit 

thanks jare sylvia
studio na u block him sight nah

ha ha ha

saved lives indeed

ha ha ha

original mugu

I hope its not me you are talking to?

NO!!!

lol
yeah i do boi
u got ur confidence back- macleans

He must have treated u enough with enough bites
but sha i can help out with those slaps and blows

he he he
me die for this your lafff wey dey from molar to molar? kojoo!

your own medication na; 2 hot slaps, 7 blows, 11 bites
every hour for 99 days

see ya plenty teeth

you are mistaken, i'm madness-resistant