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A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"
Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?" 

[b]vuvu[/b]zela

Us

Slapper knows his mate



Alakori

u go fear nah

Glutton



elede mi a d'oyo ariwo e laapo

he doesnt understand language but can backbite



Ejire oyila

You is English


ma fi mi we eranko

I reason with you

I want Garri and kuka soup


pas de problem (french)

^ Idowu Ogbomoso

i just hope so

I am hungry no i am not



me za ka ci?

good trial ~ Babban birni means Big city



@op
He has gone to the market


o gbiyanju

Studio again!!
whats with u and this lady?

Studio psyche is wavy, now he may be nasty the next time he is pleasant
i tire for u o!

Ultrasonic System Uses A Loudspeaker



U L T R A

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS, THEY EVEN MADE THIS POOR CHILD CRY,

Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: SUPER EAGLES!
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!

Quickly Use Ice Every Tuesday


U S A G E

now the solution is this:
D1 hug transformer from dat side, Studio hug from the opposite side
= the current will make u two hug whether you two like it or YES,
then una go go settle for the other of earth, PERIOD!

Quaffed Unadulterated Alcohol Can Kill



Q U A F F

Oya! thats okay!
Enough of that, you two!



now shake and hug not transformer but yourselves

Some people are naturally grumpy

So Let Estimates Populate Trivia




      I N B O X

Funny funny

It is complicated o



Babban birni (hausa)

Tirelessly Is Romsky Ever Determined




D E T E R

Useless



   Itunmo (yoruba)

~~ yeah i love that


@op
A turkey was chatting with a bull:
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven’t got the energy."
"Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull, "They’re packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there

Amigoz:
Gosh!! like how many languages do u speak ow u?

i'm yoruba but was born & brought up in the north and have a lot of Ibo friends.
I'm very fine and u?


@op
idaniloju



koko (yoruba)