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Na wa oo! small girl taking an old condo olopa! Di tin don deh use automatic adjustment spanner since 1616! Jesus is no longer coming soon! He's here! The world has ended! Na di angels forget trumpet for heaven! If not, dem for don blow time up!

Operation or petty thiefry! Na small pikin play be dis.
Lamido and Nyako's saga na di real operation. To steal money without gun or dagger na beans? The peak of "operation" na to steal wth biro

Make I soak G4, I deh come.
Edited...... Na the lips weh. deh down south go suffer pass! Enough brushing until it dissolves like candle. *in a lady's voice* abeg gimmie 6

Prof! Na wa o! All this grammers jst to pass this, " we MUST congregate at the parlour of oneness & aggregate a united path against terror & insurgency"
Noted! Oneness is a fictitious word when it has to do with Nigeria.

Looking at his parents, life is too short man! Hussle hard make e for no turn " To say"

No matter the size of your balls, without money, this proud Homo erectus is highly valued than you!

More rants in the coming weeks.

Without money, man 's got no balls

Only guys with balls can turn around the situation.

This nigga get balls

U jst delivered the message like a midwife!U jst delivered the message like a midwife!

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

Nor go do ur own dnce make flogging follow o.na their destiny.

omisakint:
Handwork

Dis one na selfless sacrifice nah! NYSC.......National Year of Sex and Comfort

Na to delete am sharp sharp if she wan deh monosyllabic! Arrant iranu!

There was a country indeed !I really can't wait to wake up from this nightmare. Such a bearingless 54 yrs old entity! Se asirin bayi!

Pls Dele get a bra.

We can do berra

atlwireles:
I hope the change criers are enjoying their change.

which kain change wan plenty like that, e don finish nah tey tey! They are even in debt! The saga is getting interesting by the day.

Misshit! Shoroniyen. Incessant nonsense! Arrant rubbish!! soon we go see; annie drops hot schit into the po of her water closet! Hit or miss.
Hit to ma to pa wan!

End time house! Better to sleep on a tree than this time bomb.

bigtt76:
This job hi flood naaa when it reaches your waist and displaces you from your bed..... then that is flood

wickedness

Although details of this story remains sketchy but t was gathered that the woman in question who has since been arrested decided this was the best way to deal with her cheating beau. 
Bizarre!!!
Source..........www.blackboxnigeria.com

AIT the only reasonable station! Di rest na so so politics deh wan carry kill us. Other walks of life nko

Lmao! U norjst get joy for ur victims o! " When da fvcker fvcks di fvckee so sweet and di fvckee wants more fvck agreeing that Da Fvck was not well fvcked, then there is need for di fvck to be refvcked. Runs girls can't forsake better sugar cane if dem fall prey to one. Tested and trusted.

Taylor86:
ThankGod Am a runs boy


wen a runser jams a runsee

we'll see hu runsees best

wen i know say after all d marathon sex

e sweet u

e sweet me

no body suppose pay

Spot on. U jst said my mind. To spice it up, I recorded commentaries and I can never forget some dinstinguished crown corks that coincindentally fitted the jersies of countries like argentina, germany, nigeria, england et al. Crown corks like gulder, "33", limca/ seven up, star, kroneburg etc. It was paradise on earth. JIK old rubber container suffer well well. E reach one level wey b say guys dey use money register for fifa inter street world cup/ home and away! Lol . Even best player dey carry plenty chocolate go hause! Na my papa calender suffer pass. I dey steal dates like money! all this indomie kids generation nor sweet. Na so so PES wey dem no fit win man pikin dem knw. Abeg any of them don drive tire from their papa house go anoda local gov't? di best local formular one! Our mama get faith den pass nw cos dem knw say their pikin go return latest by 6pm. Buh God help u if traffic hold u for road so bad u kon dey return after eight in the evening cos di whole street for don dey wait for u. Ur papa fit nor shout immediately, I'm go order say make dem giv u food, baff u kon make u sleep well till 12am I pity ur sheet box cos men wa kpolongo!!!

publicenemy:
This one is even too local...

We used to use enssential balm and Rob methylatum covers rapped in paper,with candle wax inside to give it weight and the names and numbers of real life footballers on back of each player as well as make goal post from iron clothe hangers and bathing sponges as net sewn to the hangers...then mark the floor like a football pitch.we used to have competitions and I was among the weakest in my neighborhood..man modern kids are missing...

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Op u from Calabar? end time post.

A painting by Pablo Picasso has set a new world record for the most expensive artwork to be sold at auction after reaching $179m (£115m) in New York.

Women of Algiers (Version O) had been expected to exceed $140m before the auction but the final price far exceeded those estimates in a sale at Christie’s auction house at a time when collectors’ appetite for masterpieces of impressionist, modern and contemporary art is increasing. 

On Monday night, several bidders competing via telephone drove the winning bid to $160m, for a final price of $179,365,000 including Christie’s commission of just over 12%. 

Previously the most expensive work sold at auction was Francis Bacon’s triptych Three Studies of Lucian Freud, which sold for $142.4m at Christie’s in November 2013.

Experts say the prices are driven by artworks’ investment value and by wealthy new and established collectors seeking out the very best works. 

“I don’t really see an end to it, unless interest rates drop sharply, which I don’t see happening in the near future,” Manhattan dealer Richard Feigen said. 

Picasso’s work is a vibrant, multi-hued painting featuring a scantily attired woman amid smaller nudes.



The evening sale also featured Alberto Giacometti’s life-size sculpture Pointing Man which reached estimated $141.3m, earning it the title of most expensive sculpture sold at auction.

Impressionist and modern artworks continue to corner the market because “they are beautiful, accessible and a proven value,” said Sarah Lichtman, a professor of design history and curatorial studies at the New School.

“Prices for works from these periods only seem to go up each auction cycle and the reputations of the artists become further enshrined,” she said. “Today the works epitomise the conservative, moneyed establishment.”

Women of Algiers, once owned by the American collectors Victor and Sally Ganz, was inspired by Picasso’s fascination with the 19th-century French artist Eugène Delacroix. It is part of a 15-work series Picasso created in 1954-1955 designated with the letters A to O.

It has appeared in several major museum retrospectives of the artist.

Overall, 34 of 35 lots sold at Monday’s auction for a total of $706 million.

Experts say the prices were driven by artworks’ investment value and by wealthy collectors seeking out the very best works.

“I don’t really see an end to it unless interest rates drop sharply, which I don’t see happening in the near future,” said Manhattan dealer Richard Feigen.

Four months old baby was pulled out ALIVE of the rubble's of the devasting earthquake that hit Nepal, killing over 5000 persons 22 hours after the disaster struck.
The Nepalese newspaper Kathmandu Today published images of the dust-covered baby boy as he was pulled to safety by members of the army assisting the on-going search and rescue effort.
Soldiers searched through the wreckage of a collapsed house until midnight on Sunday but were unable to free the child, according to the newspaper. He was only found when they returned and heard a faint cry from beneath the ruins of the building, leading them to search the entire area again.
#itcanonlybeGod.

There is a hole at Real Madrid that has never been filled, properly, and John Obi Mikel is the man for the job. Claude Makelele left Los Blancos to join Chelsea in 2003 and since then a variety of midfielders, from Thomas Gravesen to Lassana Diarra, Fernando Gago to Asier Illarramendi have tried and failed to replace him.Xabi Alonso changed the mould and paved the way for someone like Luka Modric to play in defensive midfield, an extremely attacking, creative player for the position.Modric is doing an excellent job, and Toni Kroos alongside him too. .
Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno: However, in some games, Madrid lack the presence of a true defensive midfielder, someone whose first thought, their natural instinct, is to shut down the opposition.Against Celta Vigo Madrid had huge holes in their midfield; they were being ripped to pieces.Modric was missing, out injured, but even he wouldn't have been able to fill that space like Mikel would.His vision, strength and ability to shield the ball with three or more opposition players trying to take it from him is a valuable resource.And per Tuttomercatoweb, h/t Sport, Carlo Ancelotti may be lining up a move for the Chelsea man.Every manager Mikel has ever had at Chelsea has appreciated him.Jose Mourinho helped him become the defensive midfielder he is today, after signing him in 2006.Lefteris Pitarakis/Associated Press At just 19 years old, Mourinho played Mikel 42 times in his debut season in English football.There were rash challenges and a steep learning curve for the Nigerian, but he's managed it and hasn't been sent off since the 2007-08 season.After Mourinho, Avram Grant. After Grant, Luiz Felipe Scolari. Guus Hiddink, Ancelotti himself, Andre Villas-Boas, Roberto Di Matteo, Rafa Benitez. Mikel has been appreciated by all of these managers.While Chelsea fans have been left divided, with some unable to countenance the fact a midfielder who rarely scores or assists has been such an important part of the team, until this season Mikel has been integral. Alex Livesey: He is a big-game player. When Chelsea need him to step up and take the weight, he has done.Arguably his best performance for the club came in the 2012 Champions League final against Bayern Munich. A resolute display at the heart of the team kept the Germans at bay, and Chelsea eventually emerged triumphant.Ancelotti used Mikel a lot in the season he won the double with Chelsea, the midfielder being the platform that Florent Malouda, Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Nicholas Anelka and Co built from.This season Mikel has missed out on many games through injury, and also because Nemanja Matic has been imperious in defensive midfield.The Serb isn't going anywhere and, at 28, Mikel will want to play more while he is in his pomp, meaning he would be open to moving to Madrid. Julian Finney: One problem is Florentino Perez. He was the reason Makelele left in the first place. Per the Daily Mail, the Madrid president said:His technique is average, he lacks the speed and skill to take the ball past opponents and 90 per cent of his distribution either goes backwards or sideways. Younger players will arrive who will cause Makelele to be forgotten.If that's what he thinks about Makelele, then he is in for an unpleasant surprise if Mikel signs in the summer.But after Makelele left, things fell apart at Real Madrid. When Makalele left Chelsea, Mikel was there to replace him. CESAR RANGEL/Associated Press Paul Gilham: Mikel might never reach the Frenchman's level, but there is no shame in that. The "water-carrier" was a genius, even if it took a while for people to appreciate it.Illarramendi seems likely to leave in the summer. Lucas Silva was signed but doesn't look ready yet. Casemiro is doing a good job at Porto on loan, but it's hard to envisage a future for him as part of the team. If Mikel arrives at Madrid, Ancelotti knows he has a pair of hands he can trust.A player to stick in the midfield when Real Madrid need to solidify, perfect for away trips to places like the Mestalla, Balaidos, El Madrigal and, yes, the Camp Nou.Just don't rely on him to score a goal.

*faints*

kowema:
Luck may just smile @p him..I remember once on Oprah Winfreys show wen she invited Billgates to talk...after he did, they called for questiions and peeps wia busy asking how he came about micro-soft, his source of inspiration and all those conventional questions...then a guy asked him ' how did u feel wen u made ur first $10,000,000(ten million dollars)'. Bill gate just looked at d guy, brought out his cheque and signed $10,000,000
For this guy.
I swear d guy fainted ryt there!