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androidroot:
Only one ARSENE WENGER. HIT like for #wengerIn HIT share for #wengerOUT

I will HIT your head instead

#Teamgunners

2014 My son am tired

2015: why?

2014: My time is up, i will be
going to join your forefathers

2015: I know, u have less than 48
hours to live... i will miss you Dad

2014 :But let
me tell you some
things b4 i go

2015:What is it?

2014 : Please when i go, make
sure you take care of this person

2015: Who?...

2014 : The person (reading)
listening to this conversation of
ours?

2015: Okay

2014 : I made some promises to
this person during my reign, i fulfilled some,
and some I couldn’t

2015: But why couldn’t you fulfill
all dad?

2014 :Well, my son...sometimes
time and human factors affected
some of the promises

2015:But...

2014 : But surely, I spoke with God
on this person's behalf, and God
granted my wish in you to fulfill
the rest promises. So these are
the rest of the fulfillment you will carry out on
this person..

2015: Go on dad..

2014 :Stabilize this person's
health without cease all through
your reign!Open a direct link
between our God and this person

2015:Done,
carry on

2014 :Ensure that this person's
dreams come to reality within the
shortest

2015:Alright

2014 : Give this person wealth that will touch
lives of multitudes

2015: surely

2014 :Make sure that you remove
all remaining hindrances to
success from this person's way, I
have being trying to make sure that money will
never remain d
priority of this person, so keep to
that pls, make sure son!

2015: I will dad, no problem!

2014:Pay more emphasis on the
advice of this person's friends, dont worry
about that of this
person's enemies, God will take
care of that! Get it?

2015: Yes

2014 :Finally, promise me that
when your own time is up, you will instruct
that your offspring
after offspring (2016 ,
2017.....to....2100) to keep positive
fulfilments of this person going!

2015:yes dad, may God help me!

2014 : Now i can pass to the beyond happily!

May you be
prosperous 2015

Before people begin to circulate Pirated, Cheap & Unauthorised HAPPY NEW YEAR greetings to u, I wish you and your entire family the original HAPPY NEW YEAR with NAFDAC registration number:. 01-01-2015

Are oranges called oranges bcoz they're orange in color. Or is the color called orange bcoz oranges are orange in color?

Accidentally ran over a kid wearing a John Cena shirt. But in my defense, I couldn't see him..

That awkward moment when it's quiet and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.

If it isn’t on the first page of Google search results, it doesn’t exist.

A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I am already disturbed.".



PHONE Rings at Night. HUSBAND: If its for me,say I am not at Home.WIFE:He is at Home. HUS: In anger 'What d hell'?WIFE:Shut up It was for Me



Girl : I'm warning u My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.. Boy : But I'm not doing anything.. Girl :That's y I'm warning u. Hurry up !


500k for a table beside Rick Ross ..is that where jesus and his disciples had their last supper ,,,=)) I no fit laugh o

It doesn't matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again


Hard work is like a cup of milk luck is just like a spoon of sugar God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!


Success Is a Vehicle Which Moves On a Wheel Named "Smart Work" But The Journey Is Impossible Without The Fuel Named "Self Confidence!!

Career is like light and girls r like shadow if u try 2 catch shadow, u will mis d light if u walk 2wards d light den the shadow follows u.. #paperchasing

l have my down and shortcomings, that is why I'm human, that is what makes me Waris. I'm the guy that wouldn't say hi for months, I'm the dude that wouldn't even beep or text not to talk of calling, I'm the guy that update too much life and funny stuff; For those who have had the opportunity to meet me, I'm the guy that laugh too much, stay quiet in a strange gathering, For those that I've hurt unintended and those that have been upset by my sarcasm, for my lack of sufficient attention to you, for those that mix-up my shyness to pride, I accept all these faults. I can only be better, if you are around... I love you all, Have a prosperous new year.......#BIGWIG

Nija kids be like If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects, then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects??

Awesome plant

#ThatConfirmMoment When ur phone fall comot ur hand but na your earpiece no allow am reach ground..

#ThatConfirmMoment When ur phone fall comot ur hand but na your earpiece no allow am reach ground..

Booking space for no reason

Is sheaku or Wateva his name is dead?

Half naked girls are hot,while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot,while heaven is beautiful...the choice is yours..#BIGWIG

non of my family members and well wishers both nairaland members will miss 2015. Amen

woodcook:
who see my babe?

I c am for market na. ked

make him enjoy cos na him last.. #Thieves

Quote me and die

Lol.. Wen Eva I hear d name wike I feel like dropping a joke

A blind guy visited his choir mistress @ her house to share a testimony and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she shaved everyevery in front of him and she tried 2 make conversation by asking him : Brother Iyke , what brings you here? is everything fine @ home? He replied: Yes, Very fine. I came to tell u that I have done the eye operation, so i can see now!


Wike Ko wifi ni

Thieves


A man dies. In heaven he sees a large wall full of clocks and he asked the angel
MAN: wat are dis 4?
ANGEL: dey are lie clocks if u tell a lie on earth , it moves here in heaven.
Man:who own dis one (pointin 2 a clock)
ANGEL: its 4 mother theresa it never moves b’cos she doesnt tell lies
MAN: where are d clocks of nigerian politicians?
ANGEL: it’s in our office we use dem as fan since dey don’t stop moving

I woke up this morning with Joy, not because I don't have any problems, but cause today is another day for God to work a miracle.☺

& btw Guys be wearing --12k jeans,15k jacket,6k belt,9k shoes, 10k shirt just to impress a gurl dat wears 1k leggins #butitsnotmybusiness

I admire people's love for Nigeria. It's touching. I love it as well but I gave up when the fish in Titus "Sardines" reduced to 2."

Wow better Xmas meat oo