₦airaland Forum

Its totally fast on pc using ss but so slow wen i tried it on my android device using openvpn...any help/clues from any1 ??

stanogb:
Its not working again.

which plan did u use?

obosirow:
You are right, really slow

mine was fast buh after i downloaded a file worth 100mb,it stopped browsing..was using d daily bb10 plan..is anybody here still using it cos mine ain't

So true

In another news People say that falling in love is the best feeling ever,..I beg to differ,. Finding a toilet when you have diarrhoea is the best feeling in the whole world..

kess1:
Yes! That's what i'm using 4 dis post. I'm still wondering why some sims are capped while others aren't!

Anyone with clues?

wow,wait are u using bis plan or bb10 plan asin did u send eg BBCDAY or BBDIM..pls ur reply would really help me..tnx in advance

kess1:
I had 2 register another sim & subscribe to 1-day plan 2day.

bros is ur own still going asin after u got a new sim..av u done it lately??..waiting for ur humble reply

One word ''EPIC''

My Future Wife probably in bed with her current boyfriend thinking she gonna be with him forever....
But thats none of my business.Let
me just drink my orijin.

Let me first take Note (pic)




On another topic, So Bill Gates is the richest man in the world with $79billion. Can you imagine having all that money and he hasn't tasted Nkwobi with Orijin!!!

source:Nokia touch camera ..#BIGWIG

Hmm

Not bad

Pliz...if you are ugly then you are
ugly,don't go around talking about
your inner beauty because people
don't go around carrying X-RAY
machines.

Dats so yucky

»Foolishness is wen u go to London to campaign with pple that ve no PVC.

»Insanity is wen u've been shouting "Up NEPA" since u were born nd xpect GEJ to be a magician in 4 years.

»Madness is wen u spend 6 yrs in d university reading day nd night to get certificate at d end vote a mallam without a certificate.

»Olodo is wen u use broom to sweep without using Parker to pack d dirt.

»Barawo is wen u say u and ur members will wipe corruption while ur benefactor (Tinubu) own half of Lagos.

»Foolishness is wen an elder who should be enjoying his old age is stressing himself doing "I must win politics"
.....

Country people,pls Vote wisely..

Pls nairaland babes, you can't b using words like 'duh' 'woeva' 'awwww' when u have thick tribal marks.... Pls! Stick to ur 'yimu' 'onpe' 'yeee' and 'ehn.

1. Desperation For S3x
When you show too much desperation for s3x gratification, you are on a path to maga zone, a zone which makes girls see you as their source of finance. Many ladies use sex as a leverage to cash in on unsuspected guys, force you to make solemn promises especially when you exhibit too much desperation. I could recall when a friend living next to my apartment invited a lady all the way from Lagos to Ado-Ekiti. The next morning he told me he had to prostrate and started making solemn promises before the lady gave in, and I was like, what height of desperation is that?

2. Refusing To Back Off
Some dudes are hell bent even when a lady outrightly tells then she's not interested. In this scenario, there are two things involved: firstly, some guys think that when a lady refuse them, they can use money and gift to get the lady into liking them. By so doing, the lady will see that as an opportunity to bleed the guy in question dry.
Secondly, having told you on many occasions that she feels nothing for you and you are adamant to back off. Since her stalker is making last-ditch attempts to get her, she will resort to put and fleece you in the maga zone.

3. Sending Recharge Quickly
It has become everyday disposition of average Nigerian girls to request recharge card from guys. A good number of them use various excuses (such as I'm broke and I need to call a nephew of my uncle's sister cousin brother of my father's uncle, I'm sick and I need recharge card, as if it were drugs etc) to get guys to send them recharge card. Don't get it twisted, there's actually nothing wrong sending recharge card to a lady in need, but some ladies take advantage of that to make you look mumu. You got to meet a lady and you are already sending her recharge card the first week just because you want to get the key to her heart, my brother, you are most likely to get into the maga list.

4. Being Overly Caring
Being caring is very good but one should do it with caution or else, you might be taken for granted. I have once overheard a lady called a dude on the phone, pretended she was ill and requested for money. Immediately she dropped the call, her friends said they doubt if the guy would send the money. I was so shocked when she said " Dem no born am well make e no send am" waaaaaaaaaat ? !!! Is it a crime to be overly caring to ladies ?

5. Notice Me Attitude
Many guys become a "YES" person because they want to impress lady. The truth is, every lady seeks financial security but no lady wants to marry a fool. Some dudes would always want to do things so that a lady would not see them as broke dudes, I'm sorry if you are the 'I-WANT-TO-IMPRESS' type, then your chances of being magad is very high

6 Forcing Yourself On Her
The best thing that can ever happen to you is when a lady has been fantacizing about you, but when a lady does not feel you at all and you are making last-ditch effort to get her. You are most likely to end up in the maga zone

7. Doing What You Are Not Capable Of
The best way to know if a lady likes you naturally is when you try to appear broke. Some would however drift away soon as they know the wealth of your pocket while some would wait; if you are flaunting your gadget(s) and doing what you are not capable of, then she's most likely to turn you into a maga

8. Being Shy To Say NO
Personally, I'm never ashamed to say I don't have so I don't know why some guys are so ashamed to tell a lady they don't have. I have seen a case when a dude took a lady to an eatery and after spending all he had, he gave her money for cab and trekked home (miles away). I guess he was ashamed to tell the lady he wasn't with enough cash

9. Boasting About Your Finances
Money itself makes noise so I see no reason why you should boast about your family, or bank account. When you are caught doing this, then it's just one of the things we are talking about

10 Overhyping A Lady
When you overhype a lady, she sees herself like the queen of England and expects you to start running helter skelter when she demands from you

Chai!! I play am Die…
Na me pick all the Kantas for street finish

Lol


1. The whitest man on earth still have a
black shadow..
2. No mechanic can repair breaking news..
3. No matter how tall you are,you can
never see tommorow
4. Even if youhave millions of cars,you still have to walk to your bedroom.
5. You, being the best
swimmer doesn't make
you a fish.
6. The strongest man on earth can never
carry a Mansion
7.The smartest Assasin on earth can never
kill Water
8. No matter how smart a police is,he can
never catch the air ...
9. No matter how mighty a man is,he can never be wise as King Solomon...
10. Going to Church or Mosque doesn't
makes you a good Christian or Muslim...

Lady: hello, goodevening, thanks for calling MTN
customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your
name and where are you calling from .

Me: hello, gd evening, my name is bigwig, and i'm
calling from ph

Lady: How may i help you, bigwig?

Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry...

Lady: is that why you called this customer care
service?

Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love
with You...you know you have a very nice voice...

Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about
your MTN line, owkay...

Me: yes 0... This is an issue about my MTN line
too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls
asking them about marriage.

Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call...

Me: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to make
you happy... you would be happy with me... can I have
your number?

Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I think
something is wrong with you...








Me: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you can
now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear
rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other
staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number
only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense
messages you guys disturb my phone with,like
say person date MTN... Thunder_wey_go__fire_una_still_de
y_do_NYSC...*hangs call*

Booked

Lol..dis boy don f* up...

For What shall it profit a Lady to fix brazilian hair,fake Boobs,fake butts & still be ugly as a cow dung

Did u no dat Saying "Ladies First" Simply Means --- I've Seen Ur Booobs, Now Show Me Ur Ass. Don't you get it?