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Plastic or not, am still gonna tap dat assx anytime

Cool

I no do Xmas

Ok

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Mtscheew

Front page again. #notime

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B4 nko abeg make una tap joke

One day, a rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana
"Hey" he said to the giraffe "why do you do this to yourself my friend?, just run around the forest with me, and you'll feel happier"
The giraffe thought about this, left the smoke and started running with the rabbit.
After a while, they came across an elephant taking heroin
"hey" said the rabbit to the elephant "why do you destroy yourself with drugs?, just run around the forest with me and you'll definitely be happier"
The elephant thought about this and left his drugs and started running around the forest with the rabbit.
After a while, they saw Mr Lion taking coke, a powerful drug
"Hey" the rabbit said to the lion "why do you punish yourself so?, just run around the forest with me and you'll feel happier"
Then the lion left his drugs and started giving the rabbit the beating of his life.
"Hey" said the elephant to Mr Lion "This guy is only trying to help us from taking drugs, why are you beating him up?"
Then the lion said "Dont mind this , thats how he makes me run around the forest with him whenever he's high"

#teamGej.. Apc MA asx

minister2015:
just put ur sentence right, because it is a conditional statement. Nice day a head

same

minister2015:
would abi will?

minister we no say u go skool

Wot will u do if u discover d@ after ur wedding,d photographer u hired ws only flashing nd didnt take any pix?......

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Beautiful lady

Did u no dat Saying "Ladies First" Simply Means --- I've Seen Ur Boobs, Now Show Me Ur Ass. Don't you get it?

If you don't have enough money to spend on your girl friend this xmas, just dail *480*.....her number.....# to restrict her calls authomatically by not gonna be reachable till january. Good luck...

This gal is hot This gal is hot

ipleddge:
You dey spend for girls just to Bleep?

You mumuness is out of this world

oga u fit pledge an oat say babe never chop u b4?

oshe11:
dis is nt a mata of bein stingy, Its a mata of bein FOOLISH

tell it to d birds jor

mayapop:
I don't understand

read again while i pray to God to give u wisdom & understanding

luvlyoracle:
When would you be sensible?

soon,around next year

EroticAngelina:
You u just bought her all those things coz u want sex not bkus u wanted to be generous. Abeg go sidon

b4 nko,no b trade by batar tins ?

I dey hear say men re stingy, it makes me wonder between we and them who stingy pass cos i do give out freely.
When i was in ma pre-science, there is one guy that lives opposite ma room. As a pre student, i do marry ma book, no time 4 gals but that ma neighbor is something else. He do have female visitors, wenever they come, he wil on his Gen, i do enjoy their stay cos i go charge ma lamp and phone, hence i do pray they stay long cos once they re gone, he wil off his Gen.
Wenever i went to colect ma phone from his room, i do notice 2tins, rumped bed and sweeting body, so i wil say to maslf, Oboy ooh, this one wey this guy dey sweat like xmass goat, hmm him don enjoy finish. At a point, i begin to envy him but as a desparate pre student wey need admisn bad and age no dey ma side, i go just dey read dey go.
Finally i don get admisn, all thanks to god. I say make i try weti miguy dey do, make i enjoy skul a lil. I buy every tin necesary, invite one fyn lepacious felow pre student we get admisn too, she wan visit me since but i no gree. So that faithful day, she came, as miguy dey do, I on Gen, enter room, lock door, on fan, tv and everytin onable. Offer her a drink, fruits, food, she enjoy ma food finish, ly down 4 bed slip off. I wait make she wake up, forwhere, she dey slip lyk person wey go all night vigil. Ma fuel wan finish, i buy another 1ltr.
Finally she wakeup and wan go, then i begin to xplain maslf, telling many stories how am i love her, she no dey even listen. I promise her heaven and earth, so finally she come agree. She come go that day.

From that day henceforth, omor see spending, she do come to ma house all day till that day, d judgement day, as person wey don work finish supose enjoy his salary. So that day i took her out buy everyting buyable for, even her apetite was lost, i bought it too.
As we come back, i on Gen, do everytin as i dey do before, she come relax, slip wakeup and i touch her, na only her hand oh, thats how it all started. 2 hrs later, she left ma house, i no gree off Gen cos am still sweating. For your mind i don enjoy finish abi? Na then i no weti miguy dey see 4 a close door. If i tell u na beg i dey beg 4 good 2hrs, hrt no even turn her, make she pity me and give me small. She carry am go untouch. Miguy come meet me this time, guy shey u don enjoy weti i dey enjoy, anger no gree me look up
Tomorow una go talk say we stingy die, pls between us who stingy pass, Me abi d gal?

Tymax:
Honestly, it's not the guy's fault. The innocent man was bullied.

abi

Enegod:
She alone is responsible for it. Can't you see that she molested you!!!

God bless you my brother

I was on my own in my room,
She knocked on my door I didn't respond,She came in and started caressing me I
was on my own o,
She started pulling down my shorts I didn't say
anything,
She got undressed I didn't touch her o,
She pushed me on the bed I didn't say
anything,
She started riding on me I only moaned, 20 minutes
later she wore her clothes and
left I didn't even touch her.
5weeks later, she came wt her family..... Only 2 say
she's pregnant

Abeg who is responsible??
‪#‎ REMEMBER‬
I was on my own o!!!