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Must the bis be on b4 it would be able to connect?.. I tried connecting it without bis buh open vpn refused to connect..

‪#‎Giggling‬!! Dat Happy Moment When The ATM Machine, Seizes De Card Of Someone Who Rudely Took Your Position In The Queue!!!

All guys must pray with me

(1) My father my Father! Anywhere any
girl is
planning to use me as a
MUGU, God destroy her plans!
(2) Oh God! Any girl that is using her
breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Born
them
(3) Any girl that has vowed that she
would never
date me, God make her to see me taking
her 4
shopping in her dream.!
(4) Any girl that has slept with 5
different men
including me and wants to tie me down
with
pregnancy that is not mine, God make
her forget
my
name!
(5) Any girl that m dating and calls me
only to tell
me her BIS/AIRTIME has expired.. Oh
Lord..
Divert
her calls to kidnappers. Amen

Mtscheew next!

hope you learnt your lesson enema cos When someone wishes u GOODLUCK in #Nigeria, he may not actually be wishing you well.

Buhari my grandfather is dead who was ur age mate.. Go rest and eat all d money u saved before death go come...

To d ladies once you friend zone me don't even attempt to hit me up anymore. go text the dude that's going to cheat on you.

School just started this week and I'm already looking forward to the next break..

You went for an interview. A cockroach flew out of your suit and landed on the nose of the managing director, its from your village!

ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A
LOVER:

1, you can sleep well.
2, you can save time and money.
3, No worries about how you
look.
4, No miss calls in the midnight.
5,No need to recharge more than
twice a day.
6, you can talk to all boys/girls.
7, you can eat well
8, No scoldings from parents/
guardians wen u return 4rm 9t visit.
9, Can eat in any restaurant.
10, you can visit any body.
11, can pick any call, any time
without being
questioned.
12, Don't worry about missed
calls.
13, You can do whatever u want.
14, You don't need to displease
urself to please
anyone...Add yours

School just started this week and I'm already looking forward to the next break..

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My people I need una prayer badly, here is my story:
I went to church na so
pastor just dey
ginger.....touch ur
neighbours hand and say U
are my angel......
touch ur
neighbours leg and say U
mean the world to
me.....
touch ur neighbor
waist and say U are
blessed,,,,
Now the problem
be say one fine gal sit near
me,,,,,i just dey happily
touch her,,,,,next tin
pastor shout na......
touch ur
chest and say bless me
lord,,,,,
i think say pastor
say touch ur neighbours
chest, na so i carry two
hand hold the gal two
breast.
,,
the slap wey dem combine
give me still dey ring for my
ear.
Please I want you guys to
pray for my quick recovery

My people I need una prayer badly, here is my story:
I went to church na so
pastor just dey
ginger.....touch ur
neighbours hand and say U
are my angel......
touch ur
neighbours leg and say U
mean the world to
me.....
touch ur neighbor
waist and say U are
blessed,,,,
Now the problem
be say one fine gal sit near
me,,,,,i just dey happily
touch her,,,,,next tin
pastor shout na......
touch ur
chest and say bless me
lord,,,,,
i think say pastor
say touch ur neighbours
chest, na so i carry two
hand hold the gal two
breast.
,,
the slap wey dem combine
give me still dey ring for my
ear.
Please I want you guys to
pray for my quick recovery

Johnny leave me follow Cynthia

Nawa o

Last time I checked, exposing your breasts and cleavage is not sexy.. She is just looking like a slut to me... Put your clothes on ash

What a world

bushdoc9919:
No.....simply don't eat too much.

Do eat more fruits and vegetables.

And count your calories

And burn more than you eat.

I agree

Simply don't eat

Never apologize 4 having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them... ‪#‎paperchasing‬

S/O to all d ladies who hav been dating a guy abroad for over 10yrs. Keep waiting till his kids attend ur funeral.

Never apologize 4 having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.

CT

nice pic sha btw, The "S" in "fast food" stands for SCAM. It should have been called "fat food". They just make u fat period.

You went for a burial ceremony and you are complaining that the salt is too much. Plz that food was cooked in tears

waste of money, campaign he has already lost.. Mtscheew