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engrflames: Mr president must be very careful with these guys; an average muslim is a potential terrorist

Connect ur tongue 2 ur brain b4 talking..not all Muslims are terrorists & vice versa

Pray To God That All your life's "Goals" won't be ....offsides

Hmm well A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic plant.#digdat

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Once i stop caring,if u like use HB,2B or 3B pencil u can never draw my attention..charlie man if u like go nake.d i don't care

She asks for money wahala,she doesn't ask wahala..i always say it dat Single doesn't mean lonely. Relationship doesn't mean happy."

halmeyd: Nd so? Mak i turn my bandana to pant?

nope,turn ur pant to bandana

Envy no man, his trouser may look good but his boxers might have holes. Be Contented.

Done dat.good luck

What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of
you for 90 minutes, but you only get to see him for
30 seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a
Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A
Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space,
breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus.
5. It is an
SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car
decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec. 6. The botanical name of
a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the
ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g,
My grandma is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to
you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that runs/
walks/ hops/ strolls/ jogs/crawl from one side of the
field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in
a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just being lazy with a friend
or lover

Single doesn't mean lonely. Relationship doesn't mean happy."

What is a Mikel?

1. A Magician: He's right in front of
you for 90 minutes, but you only get to see him for 30 seconds picking up a yellow card.

2. A Mikel is a
Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.

3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space,
breathes but remains stationary.

4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus.

5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car
decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.

6. The botanical name of
a snail, Mikelis Obilis.

7. Anybody who can pass the
ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g,
My grandma is a Mikel.

8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to
you?

A professor was asked and he has this to say:

1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that runs/
walks/ hops/ strolls/ jogs/crawl from one side of the
field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.

2. IDIOM: /to be in
a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just being lazy with a friend
or lover

copied sha o

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others....buh mikel no gree listen..."Mikel pass ball you won't pass, run you won't run oya kuku bite Nah"..still vexing sha

Medicine after death...no matter d politics played by d referee super eagles am proud of u guys well done

"Mikel pass ball you won't pass, run you won't run oya kuku bite Nah"..mtshww

Keshi #bringbackourboiz bt leave mikel nd yobo dere oooo cos if dey reach here Na die!!!

Kkay

Kudos to Adobe photokiosk

When you know your worth,you don't chase people, you replace them..its not PRIDE,its called SELF VALUE

Peeps would be here killing demselvx while she is avin a blast in LA

MANY ARE MAD BUH FEW ARE ROAMING

#BIGWIG

chimoz: Nigeria must win today, if they don't win, I will close down my nairaland account. The final score will be 2:1

like ur gonna ur missed?...

Couldnt bear to b silent

iheanyi40: u even get time to reply that f.ool

Yungwizzzy: I'm sorry I didn't attend schools where students were punished

To whom WASH is given,BLUSH is expected

Mehn i hated dat pick pin of a thin..mtshww

I had my first girlfriend in primary 3 but we broke up cos I asked another girl for sharpener

ednut1: if na d igbos. dey wud have been cryin like fowls. making accusations. zionist oshi

Niggas getting older but are yet to grow up..tribalist bigot

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Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

Government should not play with our health sector oo

Unless she physically threw him over her shoulder and carried him away, she did not steal your man, he left.ladies should be both submissive & loving