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Suregiver48:
Today is my birthday. Happy birthday to me . In the spirit of the season. I want to give the house something to share..
200k up for grab. The ist 20 persons to quote gets #10k each. Ist 10 please.. Let us not litter this thread

Suregiver is my name

happy birthday bro

Mrxawe:
I played booking O/U in a bet.

A player gets a yellow for tackle

Then gets another yellow for argument with ref which leads to a red

That's 2 yellow and one red for a player..

How many booking is that on total.?

that's 6 bookings in total... the player that got d red will have his name recorded against 3 bookings. if u check his stat u will see 2yellow , 1red...

Prophetdoctor:
20.7.2021

COVID-19 IS A SCAM IN NIGERIA

It is in the annals of my family (nuclear & extended), that I don't fall sick. The only time I had a serious health complication was as a new born baby. My mother "forgot" to immunize me against measles. We had measles outbreak in my community months later. Many children who were not immunized died from the virus. I was seriously affected to the point of dying. There was no hope of survival. I needed God's intervention. But I survived the onslaught, God healed me. This happened only because I was a baby.

As I grew up, and with the knowledge & understanding of God's system of divine health, I noticed that things that affected others around me were far from me. I was above seasonal illness like Conjunctivitis, Influenza, Chickenpox, Measles etc. Though I had some little knocks but they usually heal without medication. Everybody in my household fall sick of malaria. I have never taken antimalarial drugs. I have done tests for malaria parasite but results are always negative. Maybe I have immunity against malaria, if there anything as such.

When the deadly Ebola virus spread to Nigeria, many people were living in fear. I saw people drinking, bathing, and taking Enema of salt in a bid to build immunity against the virus. In the heat of the outbreak, I had a funny dream of Ebola ravaging my community. The virus affected everybody, most of them died and some were on the verge of dying. I was the only person unaffected by the virus. When I woke up, my confidence grew more that no matter what would happen, I'll be preserved. I even wished to contract the virus so as to make name as one of those who survived the deadly virus, but such opportunity never came.

I read online that there was a virus outbreak in China called "Coronavirus." According to reports, the virus was so deadly, killing people already. I alerted my people in family and church, asking them to pray against the virus. As for me, I didn't fear because I believed in my immunity to fight any virus. As the killer virus was ravaging everywhere in the world, I had a great occasion that I was involved in the planning and execution. I came in contact with many people who came from different parts of the country. I was warned to be careful and to always use my face mask. I was not bothered about it, my immunity was still intact; so I thought.

Few days after the event, I noticed that I was sweating unusually, I also had sore throat and nasal congestion. I thought it was just a normal knock, that I needed rest. The symptoms kept worsening. It affected my going to work and other things. My boss suspected that I had Covid-19. He arranged for me to be tested, I was happy taking the test to prove him wrong that nothing penetrates me. Few days after the test, I received a call from the Response Centre, that I tested positive to Covid-19. Immediately he said this, my heart nearly failed. I had emergency urge to use the toilet - to urinate and to defecate. But I tried to came down. The news sounded strange that, I, with my immunity could contract the virus. My parents rebuffed the news that it wasn't so, that their son was strong enough to fight anything. I believed them partially, but on the other hand I was feeling unwell. Maybe I had Coronavirus as I was told.

The caller told me that a doctor was coming to treat me. I lived near the isolation centre, I offered to go there for isolation and treatment but he replied that the Centre was not functioning properly because the Governor lost interest in maintaining the place. My isolation and treatment would be in my house. The doctor brought the drugs to my house, advising me to take for 10 days after which I should go for a retest. I took the drugs just for a day, but it added salt to my injury. It caused serious diarrhea, I decided not to take it again. The next day, I felt a divine strength on me. I went out for my normal business of visiting and admonishing people. I rubbished the thoughts that I had the virus in the first place.

I didn't wait for the 10 days to elapse, I went for a retest. After some days, I called the Response Centre for my result, they told me that my result will be sent to me. My boss who really wanted me to resume work used his influence to call the Head of the response team about my result. The doctor checked my result that it was NEGATIVE. I had to resume work immediately. My boss sent me to the Doctor's office for another business. I met him, received my parcel and went back home.

As I got close to the house, the guy who was on my case called to tell me my result. I listened as he mentioned that the result was still Positive. He asked me to meet them for more drugs. He handed over the phone to another man who was to direct me on how to get the drugs. The voice sounded familiar, I asked for his name. He told me and it was the same doctor who said that I was NEGATIVE, the same man I met less than 20 minutes ago. I responded that I was the one who met him few minutes ago in his office, he shouted in surprise that he was sorry for the "stupid work they are doing," that I was truly negative.

I laughed loudly on the road, drawing the attention of people. I was so angry for believing their report in the first place. The many people I came in contact with while being Positive were sound, strong and alive. None of them felt sick or anything. How could Covid-19 penetrate me just like that! What happened to my immunity and exemptions? I didn't contract the virus. It was a false result. Maybe the figures we get everyday are false. Maybe our politicians are using it to enrich themselves. As I walked down the road to my house, I concluded that Covid-19 is a scam in my Country.

#BirthdayStories
#July26

BIG SCAM my brother...
lemme tell u hw I knw, during d first wave of the scamdemic my company was targeted in Ibadan we were trending on all news platforms fr having d highest number of cases in Ibadan. every staff was scheduled fr testing n if u have just fever ur result will come out positive n so many of us were moved to isolation centers in an ambulance blowing siren like pson wet go soon die all Na wash... to cut story short... na flex we dey d center dey do tru out wit standard 3 square meals every day n DJ to jamz party mix come see as nurse dey shake body under PPE... las las all Na wash... it was indeed a SCAMDEMIC

Prophetdoctor:
I WILL BE CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY ON 26TH OF THIS MONTH. AS PART OF MY CELEBRATION, I'LL BE WRITING STORIES OF MY EXPERIENCES IN LIFE. THE MOST LIKED COMMENT ON EACH TOPIC GETS A SURPRISE PARCEL FROM ME. LET'S START WITH THIS.

19.7.2021

TAKE HEED LEST YOU FALL!

As a pastor, I so much believed that I was unbreakable. I developed and maintained harsh attitude towards those I assumed weren't strong in faith. Those I tagged feeble and vulnerable. I always boasted of my exploits in dealing with the fiery darts of the devil hurled at me.

According to my church's doctrine and biblical principle given by Apostle Paul, a member who is caught in sin (probably only sexual immorality) will be suspended, i.e. cut off from fellowship with other believers in the church and handed over to Satan. I was in ministry for 11 years and I had a sterling record of suspending about 9 members. Some of them for what we called, "appearance of evil" and some for the actual sin.

Worthy of mention among those I suspended is a young man who was so active in the Lord's service. A great helper to my ministry and the entire church. He was practically the most steadfast member in the church. His zeal for God and His people was second to none. He had deep revelation knowledge of the Word. This brother did the unthinkable - he impregnated a lady. How it happened is best told from the horse's mouth.

As his pastor, I had the powers to do and undo. It was even in my place to shield him and kill the case before it got to other ears. I could have pardoned him even as I did to a married woman with 6 children who committed adultery as a member of the church. But this young man's case was special. I was looking for ways to prune him because he was growing so much in knowledge and influence; this was a threat to my office as the pastor.

He was eventually suspended to my satisfaction. I made sure that I cut him off from every members of the church and even his followers in the village. My hatred for him grew and I vowed to keep him under suspension longer than necessary probably the Satan we handed him to will kill him. After 3 months, appeals were made for him to be restored back to fellowship but it wasn't yet my time. Due to much pressure from higher powers, I accepted for him to be restored in the 5th month. Even after his restoration, I worked behind his back to make sure that his voice was never heard again in the church and village.

While this brother was still under suspension, I noticed that my supposed immunity was weakening. I started to have desire to be with other women. I grew tired of eating just one food always. Since I was in charge and nobody would know of my crafty, hideous acts, I decided to extend my tentacles to other women. In no time, I became a master in the act of enticing women to bed. I was so sure of escaping discipline because the leaders of the church were my people.

I was having my breakfast one early morning when one of my ladies brought news that she was pregnant and that I was responsible. It should have been a good news, that finally I would be a father after marrying for 6 years without a child. But keeping the pregnancy would be dangerous to my life and ministry. I transferred money to her account for termination of the pregnancy. I thought that would solve my problem.

Three weeks later, as I was teaching Bible Studies in the church, 5 policemen came in declaring that I was under arrest. I was dragged outside and bundled into their vehicle. At the police station, I met 2 men who were obviously arrested for the same crime as mine. I was told about the abortion and that the life of the lady was in danger in the hospital. The news of my arrest and the crime I committed spread everywhere. Few days later, news came that the lady was dead. My woe was compounded. My hope of mercy was shattered.

My wife was so devastated. The pain was unimaginable. But she forgave me. During her visits to the police station, she held my hands, praying that God should show mercy and intervene in the case. 5 weeks into my detention, my wife, the parents and siblings of the deceased lady and one of my members came to visit me. The member that came with them told the police that he had confession to make. He confessed that he was responsible for the pregnancy, abortion and subsequent death of the lady. He explained that they were in love relationship. The lady got pregnant, and in order for me [as his pastor] not to suspend him, he took her for the abortion and paid for it with his money. That the lady mentioned me as the culprit to shield him (the boyfriend) from being arrested. He made the confession because he couldn't watch me being sent to prison.

I was released but I was still in trouble. The truth could not be hidden. It was evident to all that I was having an affair with the lady. As I did for others so was it done to me. I was suspended and handed over to Satan for the destruction of my body. I was also dismissed from ministry for the reproach I brought to the church. I packed home to my village. I could have gone elsewhere but it was mandatory I go back to my village. My wife couldn't go with me because as someone under a curse [suspension is a curse], she shouldn't have anything to do with me.

Now, I am living alone and struggling to survive. All doors are closed. I am living in regrets and pain. Nobody is willing to help, they remembered how I treated others in the same situation. I have taken my mind back and seen the many mistakes that I made. I was thinking that I was so strong not to fall into sin. I relied heavily on my strength forgetting that we are victorious only by the Spirit. I have lost everything - my name, voice, ministry, marriage, etc.

I have learnt my lessons the hard way. I now understand that we are not always strong. We can only remain strong in togetherness and not alone. I am in a place of bleak despair. As a lesson and warning to all both within and outside the Body of Christ, I write this to you, TAKE HEED LEST YOU FALL!

#birthdayStories
#july26

Blessed are the merciful fr they shall receive mercy... ur experience has a lot of lessons hidden in it. ask God for Mercy n be ready to serve again... cheers

[quote author=mesmer post=103799263][/quote]boss I Neva receive airtime o n I dey between 1-5 to quote u

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symbuul:
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20 likes for dis thread! iffa hear
except u go buy like InstaG followers...

both parties are wardrobes where this old folks go to change clothes...

it changes nothing... Every aboki man with im kettle

nice... if u value ur house, then make d right choice

our prayers r with him at this time

hmmmm. dis baba ijesha case Neva finish... abeg make dem settle outta court jare

our prayers r with him

bigbam:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the wife of the most generous Nairalander EverLiveth... Mr MONEY!!!
may God grant her wishes and may she live to see many more years in good health and abundant wealth... CHEERS to ur Lovely Wife Boss

Money121... I posted this on ur loved one special day to wish her d best, not becus I wanted to be picked fr giveaway even tho I really need it but becus of ur good deeds on this forum. am sure u saw it n ignored, not even an acknowledgement, maybe becus it was posted by somebody requesting fr assistance from u. my opinion tho... CHEERS!

Casalindal:
I think it’s very important to build one self has a brand and not have to always jump on any offer that comes your way. See guys for someone always saying I’m a guy and slut shaming me.. well know this there are brand who are here on Nairaland and I have worked with them so you all keep hating. Will be doing a giveaway this evening guys take awake.

nice... a strong brand sells faster... cheers

hhmmcj:
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CAREFULLY & SLOWLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE ATTACHED RECEIPTS. PLEASE TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED! YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD.

Na this kind THUNDER dey fire me & my goons constantly BUT being miserable is not even close. WE DON'T TAKE LOSSES

Just saw your mgs. I don laugh tire reading this nice "fraustration" message from you. i sense Fraustration from your voice

Fine report card... So many questions answered in 1 post... cheers bro

Stylish186:
Batch C from midnight please reply before 8am

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Stylish186:
First 5 people that drop screenshot of my game they won or lost 1k each 7pm

First 10 people (apart from the people above o) to quote this post 5h 8pm

10 other people 200 airtime 8:15pm

The only 2 people with my whatsapp digit should not quote and send msg on whatsapp only 7pm

Thanks that's the little I can do

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thank God fr his release

YahooSon:
YEAH BABY!!! G4 BOYS LOCAL SCAMMER (PLAYING IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW) I want to bless 2 hustlers (bomber's) just two questions
#what job does a loader do?
#carding legal or illegal? Drop your reasons to back up your answer
Good luck
If you win I'll ask you to send me a message on WhatsApp for your blessings
And you must come back to testify here o
Or later Sha...

A Loader is a smart hutsler that credits account for the purpose of cashout. the hutsler enables u to receive ur funds in peace
Carding is illegal provided u have to use a card that does not belong to u for transactions. that's like hacking a psons cc

bigbam:
good morning CEO Sir. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ur lovely wife, I pray God grant her many more years in abundance n good health.
I got married earlier this year n unfortunately I lost my job abt 2weeks after I returned from d Journey since then it has been very rough for us, begging to feed has been very shameful but we don't have a choice. our rent has been due since 3months now Na beg we still dey beg landlord to be patient wit us.
am requesting fr the 5k so my wife can start trading in bread sales as its not common in our area, with that we can have something to feed on without having to beg while I continue my search for a job or a stable source of income. God bless u real good bros

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the wife of the most generous Nairalander EverLiveth... Mr MONEY!!!
may God grant her wishes and may she live to see many more years in good health and abundant wealth... CHEERS to ur Lovely Wife Boss

bigbam:
good morning CEO Sir. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ur lovely wife, I pray God grant her many more years in abundance n good health.
I got married earlier this year n unfortunately I lost my job abt 2weeks after I returned from d Journey since then it has been very rough for us, begging to feed has been very shameful but we don't have a choice. our rent has been due since 3months now Na beg we still dey beg landlord to be patient wit us.
am requesting fr the 5k so my wife can start trading in bread sales as its not common in our area, with that we can have something to feed on without having to beg while I continue my search for a job or a stable source of income. God bless u real good bros

boss pls consider me fr d week sir. we really need the help sir

good morning CEO Sir. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ur lovely wife, I pray God grant her many more years in abundance n good health.
I got married earlier this year n unfortunately I lost my job abt 2weeks after I returned from d Journey since then it has been very rough for us, begging to feed has been very shameful but we don't have a choice. our rent has been due since 3months now Na beg we still dey beg landlord to be patient wit us.
am requesting fr the 5k so my wife can start trading in bread sales as its not common in our area, with that we can have something to feed on without having to beg while I continue my search for a job or a stable source of income. God bless u real good bros

Henry22:
Let me get to 1m by Monday then I will share 100k for the house.

congrats man... wit that amount of spare money n d safest odds u can hit d target... cheers bro

Patrioticbreed9:
The first ten people can start posting their phone numbers.

HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY NAIJA... 08062297286 MTN. thanks

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dudusky007:
so far I don give out 23k

dudusky007:
so far I don give out 23k

bro I dey among d first set to congratulate u but e Neva reach me abeg