Decryptor:


My brother i just tire. They use this labour pain thing to try to blackmail us like it is out of this world! Animals like Dogs and goats give birth to multiple infants at once and no one bats an eyelid but just a visit to labor room to drop 1 pikin and they'll be expecting us to give them Nobel Prize! Mtchewwwww!

Wow, did u just type that! It's guys like u that hit their girlfrnds

Wow, wish I didn't grow up. Adulthood is so boring

Taking after his dad

GossipHeart:
This guys is the strongest man on earth, he's very brave to tolerate the strong smell from that hole considering the woman is fleeing from the Boko haram and have not taken shower for weeks

Lmao una no go kill me for this nairaland

Damn my kinda guy. Dark, tall & handsome him still get body join awww. I prefer him 2 d girl

Jessidaisy4:
Why in the world would I let a man who's not my husband touch me in such a way

Oh please stop being a drama queen. It's pple lyk u dat finish sch without having fun. He jst wrote on her boobs it's nt lyk d guys grabbed them

Damn that's someone's father. I miss Lagos tho

Iykestix:
What kind of campaign strategy is this one now?
Akara? No bread sef to take follow am up

Hahahaha I wan die for laugh

Handsomecole:
What's banging about this body nau?? In the Ist picture she looks like a hen that has been skinned.

Besides, when she is old everything will still fall like Dunlop slippers so what's the use. ??

Say d truth & shame d devil. U dey form lyk say if u see her for road u no go turn twice

I hate cats especially d black ones

Damn he's so handsome, looks like tekno. This is d kinda man I want in my life. Dark & handsome with flesh buh nt orobo oo. Congrats to them tho. D wife is a damsel

Hmmm I remember those days, dang it wasn't easy buh thankgod 4 my mum (thebestintheworld) I 2ld God dat was d last tym i'd write jamb & he answered my prayer. Almost done with sch now & momma is so proud of me. The truth is if it's not yet tym no matter wat u do u won't gain admission. Jst wait 4 ur tym & God'll put everything in place

Wow congrats. My husband whr art thou?.

franugo:


are u well

I tire ooo

My Akwa ibom sister carry on tho I dn't like their guys

Burgerlomo:
No be milk dey for dat garri so? Abi na my eyes?

Lmao

Remember when I used 2 stay in Lag, dang those people & their crazy lifestyle

Hmmm na wa

Jay542:


Obviously you never still pass waec . What's in that statement that you don't get

What's ur p, he's self employed according 2 him. U wit d Waec & bsc wat have u been able 2 achieve? Mtcheeew

She looks like daddy

gudbadgyal:
Ain't seeing anything sexy here. Too fake. Odd hair colour, her make up come make am look like winch. Be like me, ain't need no fucking heavy make up to look good, and I got a hot body too yeeeea

Seeking for attention. Yea, u jst got it

Hahahaha dang I cn't stop laughing. Some Men tho

shikshark:
interviewer: why do you want to work here?

you: “I’ve known several colleagues over the years
that have worked at your company, and they
have all said great things.”

interviwer: wow!! good to know that, tell us about them

you: blinking eyes like pink panther










interviewer............gerarahia mehn

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

If u ain't a virgin then u're worse than Buhari

Wow he's Handsome buh I don't like fair guys.

Hmmm King SO didn't mean it dat way

The hustle is real

I like (Oyinbo) men.

That's Nasty

Too much of everything is bad

This one is too much, if he comes close to me i'll run