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She disfigured herself with the muscles. Only lame guys will see this and mistaken it for strength, the gym is just the secret to this acquired triceps and biceps. She thank God say I no dey train with am, I for jam am commot for road just to prove a point 8-). Make she just stay for female football wo !

mbhs139: at the 504SR, that car made many people ran mad in my village. then, they will go and do money ritual just to own 504SR. and when it back fires, they start singing 504 Series II all over the town.

But for me, my best car still remains TOYOTA CROWN.

I think you should know my age with that

Oga, why you use your age buy Volkswagen Beetle ? Since na by age . Age is nothing but a matter of years. Just make history in life b4 you go, that's the basic duty of mankind .

Wallie: MB SL500...the car that started it all! Around 1990, I attended a car show in Lagos that had the car on display. I'm going to go test drive one this weekend but I'm afraid of owning a 20 year old luxury car that will cost a fortune to fix.

What a sexy ride ! Will still acquire one for my leisure soon. Still a moster on the road .

Mine was the Mercedes Benz S600 nick named 'Beast' in the nineties, that car was a driver's paradise. But now my fantasy is the ''Rolls Royce Ghost ''.

HAH: Less than 10% of Dubai GDP is of oil mostly dependent on commerce and tourism.

However UAE is still major oil producer due to Abu Dhabi's oil but you have to know that they operate confederation among the seven emirates that make up UAE.

When this building was being constructed the global recession hit dubai government that they almost abandoned it but thanks to Abu Dhabi who came to their aid and completed it hence the ruler of dubai sheik Al maktoum changed the name from burj Dubai to Burj kalifa naming it after the Abu Dhabi ruler and president of UAE sheik Kalifa bn naHayan

Sheikh Khalifa's family member Sheikh Mansour bin Zayyad al Nahayan is the owner of Manchester City in England and their family also owns Etihad airways and Abu Dhabi Group . He is worth 17 billion pounds .

Jarus: Great work in technology. Was there last month.

Took this with my phone.

Did you lodge there ? My classmate in school , once lodged in the executive suite. An ex-governor paid for it, she said it was worth 3million naira per night. She spent two nights there .

ngozievergreen: Wch kind lawyers? Not again o, the rich ones are those that have stayed very long in d profession and have gotten well connected. An average lawyer today dont earn 1million a day,lie lie.

My sister , he has some element of truth in his statement. Most senior lawyers are either millionaires or billionaires, if one is lucky. Cos as a lawyer you boundary is limitless. However , that doesn't mean all of them are on that level, some of them are dead broke. But most of the SAN's around are mega-rich peeps ,some of them earn upto 1 million dollars for a single case in Nigeria . The chamber my friend works with in Kaduna has a 'Debt Recovery' matter at hand and the principal will be earning 450 milliom naira from that single suit . If you really work hard as a lawyer and study very well to improve your knowledge, you will surely be among the cream-of-the-crop . Some Law Chambers in The UK or The US like May N Jones or Baker and McKenzie make over a billion pounds annually . NB:Lawyers and Surgeons should also ne on this damn list .

Both are defined by you chasing your passion and dream. However; education sharpens and nurtures your mind and talent, while talent defines your natural calling and purpose. Hence, hardwork beats talent when talent refuse to work hard ! So when you work hard in anything you do , you will surely excel exceedingly .

olushowunm: I THINK I'M GOING TO SOUND DIFFERENTLY ON THIS ISSUE... FIRST, PLEASE TAKE MY CONTRIBUTION AS OBJECTIVE VIEW AND NOT AS PERSONAL ATTACK ON ANYBODY....
MY QUESTION IS WHY WASTE SO MUCH RESOURCES ON A FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE THEY WON A CUP
IT CAN ONLY HAPPENS IN AFRICA AND I KNOW IT MAY NEVER STOP! ITS GOOD TO PLAY FOR YOUR COUNTRY, BUT WHY WASTE MEAGRE RESOURCES THAT CAN BE CHANNELED TO DEVELOP OTHERS WHO MAY ONE DAY WIN SOMETHING THE COUNTRY ARE WE NOT IN NIGERIA, WHAT HAS MIKE ADENUGA, DANGOTE, OVIA AND ELUMELU DONE TO HELP YOUNG ENTREPRENEURS THAT WILL CREATE JOBS FOR YOUTHS LETS START WITH DANGOTE, HE HAS DONE VIRTUALLY NOTHING EXCEPT THE DANGOTE FOUNDATION WHICH IS NOT EVEN DOLING OUT CASH TO YOUNG ENTREPRENEURS THAT NEEDS THE CASH EXCEPT FOR THE MEDIA FRENZY THAT DANGOTE DONATES 5BILLION NAIRA!
ADENUGA HAVE DONE NOTHING TO ENCOURAGE ENTREPRENEURSHIP EXCEPT WASTING RESOURCES FROM THE MASSES TO ENRICH FOOTBALLERS, MUSICIANS, AWUJALE AND OTHER CULTURAL FESTIVALS...

You must be a foolish fool ! Don't you know that there are monies budgeted for such occassions ? Haven't you heard of the word budget b4 ? The philantropist that gave them cash , did it out of their own volition. Have you given food to the poor in ur neigbourhood ? They brought pride to us as a nation and that is priceless , cos reputation is very sacred in life . Don't tell someone how to spend his money, make your own millions and give it all to the poor, Mr. Know all :

I don't talk aimlessly, let's just deal with facts straight up . Nigeria made a profit of 143.8 billion dollars from crude sales between 2009-2011 and it has almost double ever since. FIRS made 5 trillion naira revenue for the FG last year alone , that is even enough to service our budget . Using these and other sources of revenue, I believe that the FG generates up to 20 trillion naira annually . However,we are still languishing in penury in the midst of plenty . God shall help us ! Just a teaser .

vislabraye: Major symptoms of lazy people are: Love for sleep, love for food and love for sex.

My cousin does these things a lot, he is a damn lazy lout .

I am a lil' obssessed with big curvy booty N so will chose Serena Williams or Omotola Jolade Ekeinde.

It was 'Big boy ' cos I always behaved like one, even those that weren't aware of the name call me that too. It was given to me by a contemporary.

It was 'Big boy ' cos I always behaved like one, even those that weren't aware of the name call me that too. It was giving to me by a contemporary.

Ramcie: Beyonce though it was more of mockery cos I had nothing as per backside level but now , God has helped me put my haters to shame. am now beautifully endowed .

How you take get am now ? Cos' the thing no dey come just like that .

I have never veiwed the catholic church as christians. People who have a different Bible and pray with rosaries, and also worship a demon called Madonna as Mary. Most of their members don't even read their Bibles. Make I chop amala finish , I dey come .

HARDDON: This isnt about my airs and circle.

rather, it's about men and their eternal women-attention-seeking( yuck!) who should seek who's attention?
the last time i checked,in the world over, women are more in number than men! go figure

for you brothers out there, here is the secret drill:

Women are like money. the more you chase and constantly seek their attention,

the Farther and harder they get! live your life sendless and watch the miracle

True word player ! You got bad game man . Show disinterest and they will wanna get your attention, however be a man of style and skills too.

I am furiously infuriated by the timid and defeatist comments,some people are making concerning this attack. How many US soldiers died in Iraq or Afghanistan? Why did they sustain casualties? Or the terrorist attack of September 11,why didn't the US avert it despite their developed security system? Some people have stereotyped their minds to the state of absolute cynism. They said that the troops were waylaid by Islamic militants, and their convoy attacked with IED's before they opened fire on them; and when they returned fire, the assailants disappeared into thin air. Isn't that enough sign to show you CYNICS that they overpowered the militants? However, I strongly believe that this was purely an insider job. How did they know the day,time and route that the troops were going to pass ? NB: That terrorist Sheikh Gumi ! Ought to be arrested ASAP , cos his commments are giving him in as an astute Boko Haram sympathiser.

ledynamite: [size=16pt] most naija men are lazy!!!!. smh once they get married they dont wanna do anything again!!! while the wife is cooking,scrubbing,cleaning,washing,backing the baby,assisting the family financially,feeding and bathing the baby, arranging the house! washing the man boxers!!! what a typical naija man wants to do is eat,picking his teeth and fart!!! [/size]

Why naw? Wetin we do you ? That's funny, but only lazy men do that. Men from my family are workaholics , you just need to appreciate some men at times . Look at the military men that sacrifice their lives just to fend for their families. However, nature has make it incumbent for a woman to do the chores while men build houses,hunt,fight wars,build ships and protect their wives . Even the lion who is the king of the jungle sleeps around and wait for his wife the lioness to hunt for the family,while he protects against tresspassers. It's call 'Natural Law' .

tchidi: I trekked today till my leg wan break!! From sky memorial to that Febson mall near d methodist church!! why? Alternatives should have been provided na!!

.................That one na treking ? I don ever trek b4 from Federal High Court Maitama to National Women Centre opposite CBN headquarters . And the road no even get short-cut sef .

The cold in KD is something else, even when you wear a suit. I had to go and acquire a new jacket today for 7000K because of the freezing cold out here.

I cannot fit shout ! It's unbelievably true that we have made it into a new,splendid,peaceful,blissful and trendy year. I wish you all God's peace and a crisis free Nigeria this year, all our dreams shall come true in Jesus name !

Damn ! I just saw my wife on christmas day, she is a Miss, Hourglass. Eversince marriage has been on my mind. I need to get my dream job ASAP ! Read between the lines and you will see my reasons .

I see a lot of numb skulls here, get it clear: Nuhu Bajoga is a christian from Kwoi, Jaba Loval Govt of Kaduna State,he even attends ECWA Church. He worked with the Ashaka Cement Company for many years b4 he retired abt 10 years ago and joined politics,where he was first a deputy governorship candidare in the 2002 PDP governorship primaries. They lost the primaries to then incubent govenor Ahmed Moh'd Makarfi . He was Naija's ex-ambassador to Poland and Czech republic 2003 to 2007 b4 he was appointed as state PDP chairman by the late Yakowa in June 2012. Bajoga is also from the same clan with the late Yakowa's wife and also Plateau State governor's wife Talatu Jonah Jang. They are all cousins from the same clan. The power of PDP in kaduna state resides with the people of southern Kaduna who are 90% Christians, there4 the muslims cannot even dream of bringing a muslim-muslim ticket it will never work coz the christians have a voting power of almost 1 million votes and they always decide the fate of who rules the state. Now the muslims gave Bajoga this position so that they will take the Party Chairmanship from the christians. The youths all over town are protesting against his appointment,mind you his house is just a stone's throw from mine cos we are from the same town and we are going to pour out our fury on him for this traitor-like act. He should reject the post simpliciter. Kids should stop watching too much TV and go do some lil' research 'bout their post before sending jargons for other peeps consumption on this forum: Outro ! I dey vex Bajoga.

The story in 2012 has been rosy and glorious. My 2012 resolutions were: New car(Range Ro Vogue), Dream job(NSA's office, Aso Villa),Masters degree programme, Soul mate, Mega property deals, My younger brother's admission and Taekwando. I was fortunate I got a job but not the dream one, no Range Ro, Brother got admission tho, had some good deals, got my PG admission but no time for Taekwando. 2013 is gonna be a 6 point agenda as follows: Dream Job, Choose my wifey, Second degree programme, make loads of cash and chase big booty galz one last time.

Nonsense ! What about the Kaduna crisis of June 2012, where over 300 people lost their lives ? Or the 20 co-ordinated blast in Kano that killed over 500 people in January ?

Cadet JayKay is wishin all hopefuls of dis trend merry xmas & happy new year in advance.

Yakowa a friend to the family and a leader extraordinare, a civil servant through and through. The nation has lost a rare gem, one of a kind Governor, paradigm of prudence and a symbol of accountability and simplicity in the pool of wealth and power. Good bye my amiable Governor,Leader and Martyr, who died in the cause of fighting evil and injustice. Kaduna state and Southern Kaduna people in general will always remember your heroic deeds. God's peace upon your family and may you rest in eternal peace with the Lord Jesus.

Will visit a lot peeps and exchange pleasantries with my neighbours. Chill out with boys N girls in my house and entertain ourselves to some sumptious delicacies. Pay a Visit my village's village to see some peeps out there. Pray and thank God for good health,safety and his immeasurable blessings in 2012 .

@ OP, your Christmas are mostly boring cos U prolly spend it in the city, where you experience routinely the same life as your regular days. Go to your village and show some love to your peeps, maybe you would experience a cheaper and merrier christmas . Hang out with peeps your don't often see and share your experience together or those you haven't seen for a long while . No place like home ! I haven't spent my christmas anywhere aside from 'Villa' since 1993 and no regrets whatsoever.

yuzedo: Baby Mama dey vex because oga don cast their market!

Fred Agbaje didn't lie! However, he didn't say the complete truth:
Some guys are dishonest, and (will) abandon the lady that stays with them when they don't have sh.it, when it's time to marry, they search for the babe that fits their new-found status and adds to their "prestige". They pursue "ready-made" babes, tall, light-skin, big brezz, big nyash, fine face, rich family. Na dat time dem dey remember say the faithful babe boobs don sag or she didn't school in Harvard or her mama wor-wor or dem get orobo tendency for their lineage, or her papa dey tie wrapepr, dey drink schnapps for him village hut!

However, does this remove from the fact that Mr. Agbaje said the truth?? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Baby Mama, if you and Mr. Agbaje jam for real life, you go dey call am sir, so no dey front like say you no dey poo..

yuzedo: Baby Mama dey vex because oga don cast their market!

Fred Agbaje didn't lie! However, he didn't say the complete truth:
Some guys are dishonest, and (will) abandon the lady that stays with them when they don't have sh.it, when it's time to marry, they search for the babe that fits their new-found status and adds to their "prestige". They pursue "ready-made" babes, tall, light-skin, big brezz, big nyash, fine face, rich family. Na dat time dem dey remember say the faithful babe boobs don sag or she didn't school in Harvard or her mama wor-wor or dem get orobo tendency for their lineage, or her papa dey tie wrapepr, dey drink schnapps for him village hut!

However, does this remove from the fact that Mr. Agbaje said the truth?? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Baby Mama, if you and Mr. Agbaje jam for real life, you go dey call am sir, so no dey front like say you no dey poo..

yuzedo: Baby Mama dey vex because oga don cast their market!

Fred Agbaje didn't lie! However, he didn't say the complete truth:
Some guys are dishonest, and (will) abandon the lady that stays with them when they don't have sh.it, when it's time to marry, they search for the babe that fits their new-found status and adds to their "prestige". They pursue "ready-made" babes, tall, light-skin, big brezz, big nyash, fine face, rich family. Na dat time dem dey remember say the faithful babe boobs don sag or she didn't school in Harvard or her mama wor-wor or dem get orobo tendency for their lineage, or her papa dey tie wrapepr, dey drink schnapps for him village hut!

However, does this remove from the fact that Mr. Agbaje said the truth?? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Baby Mama, if you and Mr. Agbaje jam for real life, you go dey call am sir, so no dey front like say you no dey poo..

Abeg no kill me with laff. Wetin you talk is the truth,the whole truth and nothing else but the truth, so help me G.O.D. The man is a keen observer, he has said the truth. You got it right too, so keep your head up homie !

EFCC and ICPC should be merged on the one hand and then a new Act should be promulgated to give them exclusive and unfettered power to deal with any financial offender. Its budget should also be freed from executive interference just like that of the judiciary. The head should be from the rank of a DIG or an Ex-Appeal Court Judge or even an Ex- Chief Judge of the Federal High Court. I think the problem of the EFCC is that of execution rather than prosecution. So what it really need is a legislative breather from executive gridlock .