bigboyslim:

@ MissyB, how come all your pics are in black and white? are you hiding something?

You still look mad cute though.

@ MissyB, how come all your pics are in black and white? are you hiding something?

davidylan:

soon as i saw it that came to my mind too. Haba the girl just wan blind person.

Abeg na you biko.
Only Doyin, bigboyslim and co can commit suicide, me i've got my own to look at. Thanks but no thanks to those boobs to nowhere.

David, e-boobs dont count.

tope2000:



please explain

What i mean is that it looks like you put that pic there to flaunt what you got. But its all gravy though. I dont mind at all Keep em coming.

chamotex:

im tellin u that girl dey do am on purpose, she knows what shes doing, she put that pic there deliberately.

I think i might agree with you on this. The pic looks quite suspicious.

davidylan:

this Tope and her boobs sef na wa o.
Thank God i got even better ones, if not . . .

LOL.

tope2000:

chamoooooooooo
na bluespice bed u dey today
when mbola has been looking for you everywhere

Chamo, why are these ladies mentioning your name like this?

Teach me - Musiq Soulchild

Chamo what are you doing on bluespice's bed?

Who I would like to date on nairaland?

Lemme see

Ibkaye
Ruby Pearl
Onyinye

for now.

Not addicted to facebook but definitelyy addicted to nairaland

agaba123:

See wetin de hungry this one?

I asked you for advice and you are telling me about your own desire.
Anyway I will do that on the condition that you send me the pic of you on top of your girlfriend

Sorry, you can't get that, cuz she's usually on top.

mesmya.:

onye ara

nlders help naaaa,im going crazy for my brother inlaw,its tearing me apart

im considering shagging him,please advise ooooo

What are you people still waiting for. i figured you would have done the do by now. Anyways please, put some pictures up in the forum when you are done so we can know how the shagging went

SeanT21:

He is speaking the truth. Murders happens everywhere not just in LONDON. So Why criticize LONDON?

Its not that murders don't happen in other places. Its that these knife murders were not these rampant in the past and have continued to increase at an alarming rate.

Sad story but who calls himself Expensive? is that even a name?

onyinye2:

If im not mistaken. . . I believe Chamillionaire won a grammy not too long ago. Unless you don't want to consider him one.

That bling wearing, ice flossing, grill having dude. You call that one a Nigerian?

Sorry spade. but thank God, this is nland, there are enough females to go round.

Ruby_Pearl:

There's nothing y'all can do o

Don't get too comfortable baby gurl


Impossible is nothing - Adidas

bluespice:

lol chamo is not going to be able to join as he's rite hurr where the party at

*clears throat* what party is that?

not now.


are you?

Ruby_Pearl:

lol, ring me up or I will.

no mind doyin, na dreamland he dey

Chamo and Doyin, seriously, we need to do something about this monopoly that david is enjoying. How long will we continue to watch this happen.

You people will corrupt Ruby oh. Ruby oya, cover your eyes.

Dont wear scrubs, sorry.


Do you sing in the shower?

bluespice:

big boy
and i hire u as my personal lawyer [s][size=4pt]when this current relationship goes in the pooper[/size][/s]
when i need legal aid

No problem. I'm always at your service. As long as you can follow the protocol if you know what i mean. You know that to win any case, a lot of dry ground needs to be made soft, a lot of handshaking needs to be done.

In light of the discrepancies in the testimonies given by both the plaintiff and defendant in this case. I would like to declare a mistrial for the following reasons.

The Alibi, mentioned by Mr Chamotex is resident in Kyrgyzstan while the crime took place in America
The suspect has succeeded in implicating a number of individuals with questionable character who could have possibly committed the crime.
From careful observation of the evidence brought forward, the victim does not appear to display expressions that could make this court believe that she was in any immediate danger. On the contrary, she seemed to be enjoying the "crime"

sima:

i've gat a d*ick in my head

Sima, the topic says tell a lie not say the truth

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!! You guys need help.

I act got a pedicure this morning, but I took that pix at a friend's house. My BestF
Which other criminals?

Thanks for clarifying that you weren't getting a pedicure when you took the pix. And for the sake of further clarity, would you mind telling us the gender of this individual you refer to as BestF?

davidylan:

Officer, i once more plead not guilty to the offence of illegal tree logging in the amazon forest. the alleged in-depth knowledge comes from interaction with other criminals who have been charged for similar offences. People like you sir.

Mr David, does the word Perjury mean anything to you? and do you understand its implications when the individual in question is an officer of the law?

davidylan:

Absolutely not guilty. Ruby can't be bald . . . i like the rain forest just the way it is.  

She was getting a pedicure, i think the nail clipper nipped her toe a little too hard.  

Going by your indepth knowledge of the vegetation of the crime scene, it is hard to believe that you are not guilty of this offense. Do you have an alibi?

Ruby_Pearl:

You guys need help

I was getting a pedicure

Ruby, most people don't have that facial expression when getting a pedicure.

Not Yet


you flunked a course last semester?

David, some serious allegations have been leveled against you by the likes of Chamotex with regards to the controversial Ruby Pic.

How do you plead?