onyinye2:

You have been promoted to, esclavo.

I really dont know what that means. I just hope its nothing deserving of a hot e-slap

davidylan:

I learnt to read the news first thing in the morning, i learnt to read the bible even harder than i thought i used to.
I learnt how to argue . . . i learnt how to flirt very well . . . i learnt that people arent always what they seem . . . i learnt that trust is a scarce commodity . . . i learnt that maturity has nothing to do with age . . . i learnt that 80% of Nigerian women who make noise always end up leaving you aesthetically disappointed . . . to be honest i learnt a lot.

Bros, you speak with much wisdom

onyinye2:

Yey! you spelled my name right.

See i'm not the tonto after all

Missy B:

MissyB ?

i believe thats correct.

I met all my lovers on nairaland. Morenike, tope2000, missyB, onyinye , the list is endless

idupaul:

man behave yourself abeg, u got more style na.

True talk my brother.

opsydudu:

thank you my sister


which category you fall into, tell the truth and let the devil be ashame

Onyinye is slender, not too thin, not too curvy types. She would be my type if that body didn't come with her mouth of terror

j-girl:

Yeah but she's not that outstanding. Oh no! Most Nigerian men want the impossible.
Massive boobs, massive behind and tiny waist.
So they settle for the not-so-skinny ones.

Is that too much to ask for?

KarmaMod:

Those Sun girls make me want to change the location on my birth certificate

I hope you are finer than all of them

j-girl:

Can you imagine?
This is why I said this Stephen is different.
Now please can anyone tell me if they see any SKINNY fine girls?

The girl in green with the Rihanna forhead is a bit skinny.

bluespice:


doods don't have taste apologies to the 0.0001% that actuall[b][/b]y do

i'm glad that minorities like my humble self are still accorded due recognition.

onyinye2:

You said it not me.

Sometimes, you just make me want to call you names.

onyinye2:

Oh and this is coming from the so called Real Nigerian. . . .

oh, so sharp tongues have now become the yard stick for measuring how nigerian people are.

onyinye2:

Are you asking for a death wish? Mayne just hop off my tips already. Damn, you just a low timer who aint got nothing betta to do then start a fight you know your ass aint going to finish.

Onyinye, i think your tongue really needs a make over. too sharp for the forum

onyinye2:

Usted es un tonto. Just hop off my tips

I aint stupid hun. and I don't mind hopping off your tips as long as I can hop unto your hips.

Those lips, those hips, those honey dips

onyinye2:

Just shut the hell up. Cause you sound ignorant as hell.

Someone is getting a bit edgy. Could this be guilty conscience. Why do you blow your top every time you hear that word? You never cease to amaze me.

davidylan:

Onyinye wants sex only once a month and for no more than 2 minutes.

I can only hope her matrimonial home doesnt turn into a convent after the first 12 months.

onyinye2:

Are you serious? Please verify this.

I repeat a semi-akata. Half naija Half akata or what I refer to as an afroakatian.

StephenP:

The only work out she would be doing is on the bed, in the bathroom, in the car, in the kitchen etc

I can see you have a keen interest in locations. Are you a geography major?

davidylan:

Uncle Agaba, my email is in my profile Let me gaze into the eyes of an angel tonight.

This girl is funny o, who marries a woman to work out with her?

you no know say onyinye na semi-akata

Pataki:

Meaning?

Thats why you think all london girls are size 0

onyinye2:

Whateva, if you like a woman who heeves in her sleep, go right on ahead.

See thats why I adore you. Slender with flesh in all the right places. just enough meat to keep my cholesterol level healthy

Pataki:

Damn! Unfortunately she just stepped out, would have snapped her t-shirt and uploaded it here too.


London is full of size 0 girls.

You must work at the local gym

Pataki:

Good girls go to heaven. . . . . Bad girls go to Amsterdam!

Really? I thought bad girls went to New York. So what would you call the girls in New York then

onyinye2:

Flattered? You act like you doing me a favor. Boy puhleeze.

I won't exactly put it that way but i'm glad the overall idea is not too far fetched.

onyinye2:

You must have one nerve. But i must commend you on your boldness.

I usually appreciate straightforward answers. Is that a yes? and really you should be flattered you were chosen among all the sumptuous bootylicious ladies on nland

chamotex:

Give me option A to D, na NAK i go NAK all of them

OLE

ibkaye:

warrubout size 0's?

dats a No No

Onyinye, its friday, i aint got nothing to do. What do you say you and me get together this weekend so I can really measure your size. You can't just claim to be a certain size. we need proof. I'm free, i can stop by and give a professional evalutaion?

onyinye2:


You obviously haven't read one of his poems.

Whose poems? Tope's? I thought she was a she

*Morenike:

Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all

Please spare us the details